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{{Offended}}
[[File:Letterboxd logo.png|thumb|right|Their gay rainbow logo]]
[[File:Sjb.jpg|thumb|right|The king himself, Sally Jane Black]]

'''Letterboxd''' (A.K.A. IMDb 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]), is a [[cancerous]] film website for the purposes of logging every single movie you've seen in a diary so all six of your followers can afford a modicum of attention to [[you]] for staring at pretty pictures on a screen and empathizing with fictional characters for 2 hours every day. Since the fall of [[IMDb]], it has become the official refuge for [[Basement dwellers|Film Buffs]] around [[the internets]] to supposedly discuss and express their feelings for film, except Letterboxd is actually a thousand times worse than IMDb could hope to be. Part of that being that it's run by [[New Zealand|sheep fuckers]] who care more about adding a [[trannies|Gender Pronoun]] setting for profiles in memory of a rabid [[Mudslime]] [[Omar Mateen|shooting up a gay nightclub]] than actually running a functional website, another part due to it being infested with retarded [[12 year old girls]] and [[transgender]] mental fuckups from [[Tumblr]] and [[Twitter]]. 90% of the popular reviews consist of some [[pseudo-intellectual|pseudo-intellectual's]] [[tl;dr]] diatribe over politics, or a slew of sickeningly [[unfunny]] illegible one-sentence non-reviews copypasted straight from [[Twatter]]. Letterboxd almost puts [[Redditors]] to shame.

==Community==
===Userbase===
99.9% of Letterboxd users are too shitty and irrelevant to warrant mentioning in this article, so instead of giving a bunch of [[internet nobodies]] some 15 seconds of fame, here's a list of various denominations of Letterboxd's userbase instead.

*[[Homosexuals]]
*[[Trannies]]
*Radical [[feminists]]
*Teenagers
*[[soy boy|Soyboys]] in [[college]]
*[[Avant-garde]] hipster faggots
*[[Communists]]
*C-list indie directors
*Z-list film bloggers
*[[tv/|/tv/]] memetards
*Fans of shitty old horror movies
*People who watch 5+ movies a day just to have [[shit nobody cares about|a high film count]].
*Celebrity [[fangirls|stans]]
*Vulgar auteurists
*[[Not|Hilarious]] joke accounts
*People that use Letterboxd as an actual diary and [[attention whore|expound their every thought in their review entries]], clogging up the website.
*People that refuse to do reviews despite watching so much films because they're [[Anonymous pussies|pathetic betas]] afraid of confrontation.

===How to [[trigger]] Letterboxd users===
*Leave a comment on some tranny's review that's remotely critical of their work for a guaranteed insta-block.
*Give [[dykes|Carol]] a 1 star rating.
*Post Sally Jane Black's picture anywhere else on the internet.
*Tell them that there has never been a good female director in film history.
*Mention the director [[KKK|D.W. Griffith]] in a positive light.
*Say that [[Mel Gibson|Hacksaw Ridge]] deserved the Oscar over Moonlight.
*Write a review about how "timely" an old film is and tie it into [[Donald Trump]] being the savior of Western society.

==Gallery==
[[File:Letterboxd users.jpg|thumb|right|Your average Letterboxd user]]

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==See also==
*[[IMDb]]
*[[Tumblr]]
*[[Special Snowflake Syndrome]]
*[[Twatter]]

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