Legacy Computers - Revision history

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	[[Image:oldcompy.png\|thumb\|Typical computer]]		[[Image:oldcompy.png\|thumb\|Typical computer]]
			[[File:250mb hard drive in 1979.jpg\|thumb\|"Would you liek to see my holiday photos?"]]
	'''Legacy computers''' are anything more than a week old. It's a nice way of saying, "Hey you computer is shit and I've made this software especially shitty for your computer, enjoy." Legacy computers can't do [[shit]].		'''Legacy computers''' are anything more than a week old. It's a nice way of saying, "Hey you computer is shit and I've made this software especially shitty for your computer, enjoy." Legacy computers can't do [[shit]].

imported>Sidecar: /* See also */

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imported>Sidecar: /* Classification */

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Classification

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	** Cheat Code: Trade your used-up, rotten [[Fleshlight]] on [[Craigslist]] for a legacy computer, affix an Official Windows Vista Certified sticker to the chassis, and then sell it on [[Craigslist]] (with a picture including the sticker) for a tidy profit: more than enough to buy a new [[Fleshlight]]!		** Cheat Code: Trade your used-up, rotten [[Fleshlight]] on [[Craigslist]] for a legacy computer, affix an Official Windows Vista Certified sticker to the chassis, and then sell it on [[Craigslist]] (with a picture including the sticker) for a tidy profit: more than enough to buy a new [[Fleshlight]]!

			==See also==

			* [[Amiga]]
			* [[Retro]]
			* [[Alan Turing\|Turing, Alan]]

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imported>Sidecar at 22:37, 4 November 2016

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	[[Image:oldcompy.png\|thumb\|Typical computer]]		[[Image:oldcompy.png\|thumb\|Typical computer]]
	'''Legacy computers''' are anything more than a week old. It's a nice way of saying, "Hey you computer is shit and I've made this software especially shitty for your computer, enjoy." Legacy computers can't do [[shit]].		'''Legacy computers''' are anything more than a week old. It's a nice way of saying, "Hey you computer is shit and I've made this software especially shitty for your computer, enjoy." Legacy computers can't do [[shit]].
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	[[retards\|People]] are such cheap bastards that can't go to [[losers\|newegg.com]] and buy a decent computer for around 10,000 dollars. A result of their cheapness is an interest in [[Linux]], which is fast only on slow computers.		[[retards\|People]] are such cheap bastards that can't go to [[losers\|newegg.com]] and buy a decent computer for around 10,000 dollars. A result of their cheapness is an interest in [[Linux]], which is fast only on slow computers.
	[[File:Us government's oldest computers 2016 foia.jpg\|center\|600px\|thumb\|The US Government's oldest computers, heading for their 60th birthdays and still calculating your taxes]]		[[File:Us government's oldest computers 2016 foia.jpg\|center\|600px\|thumb\|The US Government's oldest computers, heading for their 60th birthdays and still calculating your taxes]]
	~~[[Image:Computerroom.jpg\|thumb\|Intel is working on a smaller model due by <strike>this October</strike> <s>next June</s> [[last Thursday]].]]~~

	==What can I do?==		==What can I do?==
			[[File:NASA voyager space probe flight data system board.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Take me to your leaSTACK OVERFLOW]]
	*Not use Linux		*Not use Linux
	*Purchase the most expensive computer you can find, wait a month, and repeat.		*Purchase the most expensive computer you can find, wait a month, and repeat.
	*[[????]]		*[[????]]
	*[[PROFIT]]		*[[PROFIT]]
			*Speak to aliens. Two of the US Government's oldest legacy machines are currently [https://www.wired.com/2013/09/vintage-voyager-probes/ 12.5bn miles away from Earth and heading out the solar system.] ET is gonna be real impressed by our snazzy 69.63 kB of memory, encoded on state of the art digital 8-track tape.

	==Classification==		==Classification==
			[[Image:Computerroom.jpg\|thumb\|Intel is working on a smaller model due by <strike>this October</strike> <s>next June</s> [[last Thursday]].]]
	Legacy PCs usually are known as the following:		Legacy PCs usually are known as the following:
	*[[Mac]]s (common yuppy masturbation device)		*[[Mac]]s (common yuppy masturbation device)

imported>Sidecar: /* Why They Exist */

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Why They Exist

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	==Why They Exist==		==Why They Exist==
	[[retards\|People]] are such cheap bastards that can't go to [[losers\|newegg.com]] and buy a decent computer for around 10,000 dollars. A result of their cheapness is an interest in [[Linux]], which is fast only on slow computers.		[[retards\|People]] are such cheap bastards that can't go to [[losers\|newegg.com]] and buy a decent computer for around 10,000 dollars. A result of their cheapness is an interest in [[Linux]], which is fast only on slow computers.
			[[File:Us government's oldest computers 2016 foia.jpg\|center\|600px\|thumb\|The US Government's oldest computers, heading for their 60th birthdays and still calculating your taxes]]
	[[Image:Computerroom.jpg\|thumb\|Intel is working on a smaller model due by <strike>this October</strike> <s>next June</s> [[last Thursday]].]]		[[Image:Computerroom.jpg\|thumb\|Intel is working on a smaller model due by <strike>this October</strike> <s>next June</s> [[last Thursday]].]]

	==What can I do?==		==What can I do?==
	*Not use Linux		*Not use Linux

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Created page with " thumb|Typical computer '''Legacy computers''' are anything more than a week old. It's a nice way of saying, "Hey you computer is shit and I've made this ..."

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Created page with " thumb|Typical computer '''Legacy computers''' are anything more than a week old. It's a nice way of saying, "Hey you computer is shit and I've made this ..."

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	* [[Amiga]]		* [[Amiga]]
			* [[Millennium bug]]
	* [[Retro]]		* [[Retro]]
	* [[Alan Turing\|Turing, Alan]]		* [[Alan Turing\|Turing, Alan]]

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	* [[Retro]]		* [[Retro]]
	* [[Alan Turing\|Turing, Alan]]		* [[Alan Turing\|Turing, Alan]]
			* [[ZX Spectrum]]

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