Left 4 Dead - Revision history

imported>PlutieNEPNEP10120: /* Mods */ - moved link

2022-05-10T04:45:34Z

Mods: - moved link

← Older revision		Revision as of 04:45, 10 May 2022
Line 355:		Line 355:
	says the casual [[Faggot\| gamer]].		says the casual [[Faggot\| gamer]].

	You would expect [[Undertale\| Undertale]], [[Minecraft\| Minecraft]], and [[Five Nights at Freddy's\| FNAF]] mods on Left 4 Dead 2, which there is, but in low quantity. But that's probably because the [[HaX0rZ\| modding]] community of Left 4 Dead 2 are [[Lonely\| basement dwelling]] [[weeaboo]] [[Furfags]] that makes [[Anime\| anime]] mods [[Lolicon\| so they can masturbate to under aged girls]] [[Rape\| getting severely attacked by zombies]], most of them are based off of [[~~Shit no one cares about\|~~Hyperdimension Neptunia]] or any other popular anime or [[Mein Kampf\| manga]], and [[DO NOT WANT\| Furry porn flashlights]], [[Furfag \|Which are still on the workshop, proving valve are furfags]]. Most of them defend what they're doing as a simple way of saying, "I'm [[Pissed\| offended]]." but most of them make [[Hentai\| pornographic]] flashlights, [[Dubstep\| music packs]] on [[Darude - Sandstorm\| certain anime openings]], [[Honey Boo Boo\| character models]], and [[Gun\| weapon]] replacements.		You would expect [[Undertale\| Undertale]], [[Minecraft\| Minecraft]], and [[Five Nights at Freddy's\| FNAF]] mods on Left 4 Dead 2, which there is, but in low quantity. But that's probably because the [[HaX0rZ\| modding]] community of Left 4 Dead 2 are [[Lonely\| basement dwelling]] [[weeaboo]] [[Furfags]] that makes [[Anime\| anime]] mods [[Lolicon\| so they can masturbate to under aged girls]] [[Rape\| getting severely attacked by zombies]], most of them are based off of [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] or any other popular anime or [[Mein Kampf\| manga]], and [[DO NOT WANT\| Furry porn flashlights]], [[Furfag \|Which are still on the workshop, proving valve are furfags]]. Most of them defend what they're doing as a simple way of saying, "I'm [[Pissed\| offended]]." but most of them make [[Hentai\| pornographic]] flashlights, [[Dubstep\| music packs]] on [[Darude - Sandstorm\| certain anime openings]], [[Honey Boo Boo\| character models]], and [[Gun\| weapon]] replacements.

	And then there's the 1% of mods which are made by actual people [[IRL\| that have actual lives]]. But to sum it all up, the Left 4 Dead 2's modding community is Absolute [[Shit\| shit]]. (Except for the original Left 4 Dead game, modding for that game is [[Impossibru\| impossible]].)		And then there's the 1% of mods which are made by actual people [[IRL\| that have actual lives]]. But to sum it all up, the Left 4 Dead 2's modding community is Absolute [[Shit\| shit]]. (Except for the original Left 4 Dead game, modding for that game is [[Impossibru\| impossible]].)

imported>TabbyGarf: /* See Also */

2021-05-03T13:18:34Z

imported>ElSegCunt: /* L4D */

2018-07-07T14:58:49Z

L4D

← Older revision		Revision as of 14:58, 7 July 2018
Line 15:		Line 15:
	===Protagonists===		===Protagonists===
	====L4D====		====L4D====
	*'''[[Epic Beard Man\|Bill]]''': A 98 year old acid addict and former [[Metal_Gear_Solid\|FOX]] member who believes he is a war veteran because he wore a uniform to his daughter's thirteenth birthday for a stripper act and forgot to take it off before he passed out from his latest ~~ecstasy~~ rave. He was based on [[Dane_Cook\|Josef Fritzl]] and started the zombie apocalypse by multiplying with his children. ~~Dies~~ in the sequel.		*'''[[Epic Beard Man\|Bill]]''': A 98 year old acid addict and former [[Metal_Gear_Solid\|FOX]] member who believes he is a war veteran because he wore a uniform to his daughter's thirteenth birthday for a stripper act and forgot to take it off before he passed out from his latest ketamine rave. He was based on [[Dane_Cook\|Josef Fritzl]] and started the zombie apocalypse by multiplying with his children. He dies in the sequel.

	*'''[[Haters Gonna Hate\|Francis]]''': [[pussy\|Hardcore]] biker and [[Internet tough guy]]. Has an obvious thing for Bill, and openly longs to see him smear [[cum\|boomer vomit]] all over his body as evidenced by the opening movie. [[Nietzsche\|Hates FUCKING EVERYTHING]] except vests and apparently niggers, as he develops jungle fever for Rochelle in the sequel.		*'''[[Haters Gonna Hate\|Francis]]''': [[pussy\|Hardcore]] biker and [[Internet tough guy]]. Has an obvious thing for Bill, and openly longs to see him smear [[cum\|boomer vomit]] all over his body as evidenced by the opening movie. [[Nietzsche\|Hates FUCKING EVERYTHING]] except vests and apparently niggers, as he develops jungle fever for Rochelle in the sequel.
Line 21:		Line 21:
	*'''[[CandyJunkie\|Louis]]''': Touted by the developers as a representation of the every-day man trying to survive in a chaotic situation, but obviously thrown in at the last moment to fill their [[nigger]] quota. Be sure to shout [[ALL_CAPS\|"PEEELZ HERE!"]] when you see Louis [[sarcasm\|because that stupid meme hasn't played itself out yet.]] In the sequel he injures his leg and can't walk, meaning he is just another black guy trying to get out of doing work. He also constantly gets in your way when you're trying to shoot zombies, probably because he's a masochist.		*'''[[CandyJunkie\|Louis]]''': Touted by the developers as a representation of the every-day man trying to survive in a chaotic situation, but obviously thrown in at the last moment to fill their [[nigger]] quota. Be sure to shout [[ALL_CAPS\|"PEEELZ HERE!"]] when you see Louis [[sarcasm\|because that stupid meme hasn't played itself out yet.]] In the sequel he injures his leg and can't walk, meaning he is just another black guy trying to get out of doing work. He also constantly gets in your way when you're trying to shoot zombies, probably because he's a masochist.

	*'''[[Fap\|Zoey]]''': Added to include at least one pair of boobs that hasn't half-way decomposed. Adds an element of fantasy to the game, as she is able to take more than one hit before [[Woman\|collapsing into tears]], and avoids rape while alone with three men who will undoubtedly never see [[pussy]] again. In the sequel she seems to have a crush on Ellis, which makes her a stand-in for all the 13 year old girls who want him to fuck them.		*'''[[Fap\|Zoey]]''': Added to include at least one pair of boobs that hasn't half-way decomposed. Adds an element of fantasy to the game, as she is able to take more than one hit before [[Woman\|collapsing into tears]], and avoids rape while alone with three men who will undoubtedly never see [[pussy]] again. She is an obvious nod to empowered wimminz since she's unafraid to queef in front of men. In the sequel she seems to have a crush on Ellis, which makes her a stand-in for all the 13 year old girls who want him to fuck them.

	*'''Chicago Ted''': Old [[meme]] commonly used on the ''Left 4 Dead 1'' Steam Forums. Originated from Seanbaby's [http://seanbaby.com/cleveland/index.html Ultimate Article.] In the article, Seanbaby wrote that he and [[Centipede filled vagina\|Erik]] saw "No bitch is safe from Chicago Ted!" written in a bathroom stall. This was referenced to by Valve via a small inscription on a saferoom wall that reads "No zombie is safe from Chicago Ted." [[Moar]] info on Chicago Ted can be accessed on the Chicago Ted thread (probably dead at the moment) which is now [[at least 100]] pages long. Not even Chair zombie can kill this hero.		*'''Chicago Ted''': Old [[meme]] commonly used on the ''Left 4 Dead 1'' Steam Forums. Originated from Seanbaby's [http://seanbaby.com/cleveland/index.html Ultimate Article.] In the article, Seanbaby wrote that he and [[Centipede filled vagina\|Erik]] saw "No bitch is safe from Chicago Ted!" written in a bathroom stall. This was referenced to by Valve via a small inscription on a saferoom wall that reads "No zombie is safe from Chicago Ted." [[Moar]] info on Chicago Ted can be accessed on the Chicago Ted thread (probably dead at the moment) which is now [[at least 100]] pages long. Not even Chair zombie can kill this hero.

imported>AlGore: /* Gallery */

2017-01-24T10:50:35Z

Gallery

← Older revision		Revision as of 10:50, 24 January 2017
Line 425:		Line 425:
	File:L4d2 2009.jpg		File:L4d2 2009.jpg
	File:Sfm1.gif		File:Sfm1.gif
			File:L4D2 Hitler.jpg
			File:L4D2 Nazi 58.jpg
			File:L4D2 Kleb0ld.jpg
			File:L4D2SWASI.jpg
	File:L4D CWC Spray.png		File:L4D CWC Spray.png
	File:Left 4 dead valentine smoker.jpg		File:Left 4 dead valentine smoker.jpg

imported>AlGore: /* Gallery */

2016-12-20T05:42:33Z

Gallery

← Older revision		Revision as of 05:42, 20 December 2016
Line 433:		Line 433:
	File:Left_4_dead_valentine_tank.jpg		File:Left_4_dead_valentine_tank.jpg
	File:Left_4_dead_valentine_witch.jpg		File:Left_4_dead_valentine_witch.jpg
			File:L4D2Hitler.jpg\|Hitler makes a special appearance.
			File:L4D2ImportSpray.jpg
			File:L4D2Nazi.jpg
			File:L4D2Nothingpersonal.jpg
			File:L4D2Columbine.jpg\|Columbine mod
			File:L4D2Reb.jpg

	</gallery>}}		</gallery>}}

imported>Wikipediaisgay: /* L4D1 Bosses */

2016-11-14T21:26:12Z

L4D1 Bosses

← Older revision		Revision as of 21:26, 14 November 2016
Line 51:		Line 51:
	*'''[[Fat\|Boomer]]\[[Gabe Newell\|Gabe]]''': Not actually one of the infected, but an [[You\|average, treacherous fat person]] like the CEO of VALVe who made this game. Vomits on players to arouse spectating zombies so much that they can't help but get in on the action. Explodes in a mess of vomit and cheeseburgers, as all [[fat]] people do. Also proof that Left 4 Dead isn't set in America, or about 70% of the infected would be boomers.		*'''[[Fat\|Boomer]]\[[Gabe Newell\|Gabe]]''': Not actually one of the infected, but an [[You\|average, treacherous fat person]] like the CEO of VALVe who made this game. Vomits on players to arouse spectating zombies so much that they can't help but get in on the action. Explodes in a mess of vomit and cheeseburgers, as all [[fat]] people do. Also proof that Left 4 Dead isn't set in America, or about 70% of the infected would be boomers.

	*'''[[Chav\|Hunter]]''': Infected who were once [[Cute\|abused]]. Throughout the entire game will run around being sneaky and [[Ninja\|hiding in the dark]]. As with all [[Emo\|emos]], they are unable to contain themselves at the thought of Bill's ass, and are often heard making loud, growly snarling sounds like the controllers in Half-Life, giving away their locations. Since they are the "least ugly" out of all the special infected, hordes of [[Fat\|fangirls]] dream of fucking them...because getting turned on by a <s>[[Necrophilia\|rotting zombie]] is [[Sick fuck\|awwwwright.]]</s>. Actually the zombies in Left 4 Dead are humans infected with [[~~Cancer~~\|a virus]] so it's not necrophilia.		*'''[[Chav\|Hunter]]''': Infected who were once [[Cute\|abused]]. Throughout the entire game will run around being sneaky and [[Ninja\|hiding in the dark]]. As with all [[Emo\|emos]], they are unable to contain themselves at the thought of Bill's ass, and are often heard making loud, growly snarling sounds like the controllers in Half-Life, giving away their locations. Since they are the "least ugly" out of all the special infected, hordes of [[Fat\|fangirls]] dream of fucking them...because getting turned on by a <s>[[Necrophilia\|rotting zombie]] is [[Sick fuck\|awwwwright.]]</s>. Actually the zombies in Left 4 Dead are humans infected with [[Swine Flu\|a virus]] so it's not necrophilia.

	*'''[[Tentacle rape\|Smoker]]''': An altered version of a design previously proposed by a [[Tentacle rape\|Japaneesu man]], the smoker attacks by flinging its [[dick\|long phallus of a tongue]] up to about thirty meters [[Rape\|and using it to squeeze the life out of its victim.]]		*'''[[Tentacle rape\|Smoker]]''': An altered version of a design previously proposed by a [[Tentacle rape\|Japaneesu man]], the smoker attacks by flinging its [[dick\|long phallus of a tongue]] up to about thirty meters [[Rape\|and using it to squeeze the life out of its victim.]]

imported>Wikipediaisgay: /* L4D2 Bosses */

2016-11-14T21:25:18Z

L4D2 Bosses

← Older revision		Revision as of 21:25, 14 November 2016
Line 70:		Line 70:
	[[Image:Mini_me_verne_troyers.jpg\|thumb\|right\|When not called on to attack the survivors, the Jockey manages to lead a normal life.]]		[[Image:Mini_me_verne_troyers.jpg\|thumb\|right\|When not called on to attack the survivors, the Jockey manages to lead a normal life.]]

	*'''[[not racist\|Mudmen]]''': As VALVe calls it, an "uncommon common infected". [[Stupid\|Genius]]. Runs on all fours and uses a cheap GUI effect to smear "[[Shit\|mud]]" on your screen. VALVe classes this as being sophisticated enough for a game. <s>Mudmen are the closest things to a real [[nigger]] in the game</s> [[Niggers\|What about Coach, Rochelle, and Louis?]]~~, so prioritize them above other infected~~.		*'''[[not racist\|Mudmen]]''': As VALVe calls it, an "uncommon common infected". [[Stupid\|Genius]]. Runs on all fours and uses a cheap GUI effect to smear "[[Shit\|mud]]" on your screen. VALVe classes this as being sophisticated enough for a game. <s>Mudmen are the closest things to a real [[nigger]] in the game , so prioritize them above other infected</s> [[Niggers\|What about Coach, Rochelle, and Louis?]].

	*'''[[An Hero\|Fallen Survivor]]''': A survivor who got [[rape\|raped]] by zombies and is now infected. Runs like hell if spotted. If killed will drop some items to pick up, like health kits and molotovs. Grab them for yourself and refuse to use them for teh [[lulz]].		*'''[[An Hero\|Fallen Survivor]]''': A survivor who got [[rape\|raped]] by zombies and is now infected. Runs like hell if spotted. If killed will drop some items to pick up, like health kits and molotovs. Grab them for yourself and refuse to use them for teh [[lulz]].

imported>Wikipediaisgay: /* L4D2 Bosses */

2016-11-14T21:24:24Z

L4D2 Bosses

← Older revision		Revision as of 21:24, 14 November 2016
Line 70:		Line 70:
	[[Image:Mini_me_verne_troyers.jpg\|thumb\|right\|When not called on to attack the survivors, the Jockey manages to lead a normal life.]]		[[Image:Mini_me_verne_troyers.jpg\|thumb\|right\|When not called on to attack the survivors, the Jockey manages to lead a normal life.]]

	*'''[[not racist\|Mudmen]]''': As VALVe calls it, an "uncommon common infected". [[Stupid\|Genius]]. Runs on all fours and uses a cheap GUI effect to smear "[[Shit\|mud]]" on your screen. VALVe classes this as being sophisticated enough for a game. <s>Mudmen are the closest things to a real [[nigger]] in the game</s> [[Niggers\|What about Coach, Rochelle, and Louis?]] , so prioritize them above other infected.		*'''[[not racist\|Mudmen]]''': As VALVe calls it, an "uncommon common infected". [[Stupid\|Genius]]. Runs on all fours and uses a cheap GUI effect to smear "[[Shit\|mud]]" on your screen. VALVe classes this as being sophisticated enough for a game. <s>Mudmen are the closest things to a real [[nigger]] in the game</s> [[Niggers\|What about Coach, Rochelle, and Louis?]], so prioritize them above other infected.

	*'''[[An Hero\|Fallen Survivor]]''': A survivor who got [[rape\|raped]] by zombies and is now infected. Runs like hell if spotted. If killed will drop some items to pick up, like health kits and molotovs. Grab them for yourself and refuse to use them for teh [[lulz]].		*'''[[An Hero\|Fallen Survivor]]''': A survivor who got [[rape\|raped]] by zombies and is now infected. Runs like hell if spotted. If killed will drop some items to pick up, like health kits and molotovs. Grab them for yourself and refuse to use them for teh [[lulz]].

imported>Wikipediaisgay: /* L4D2 Bosses */

2016-11-14T21:24:03Z

L4D2 Bosses

← Older revision		Revision as of 21:24, 14 November 2016
Line 70:		Line 70:
	[[Image:Mini_me_verne_troyers.jpg\|thumb\|right\|When not called on to attack the survivors, the Jockey manages to lead a normal life.]]		[[Image:Mini_me_verne_troyers.jpg\|thumb\|right\|When not called on to attack the survivors, the Jockey manages to lead a normal life.]]

	*'''[[not racist\|Mudmen]]''': As VALVe calls it, an "uncommon common infected". [[Stupid\|Genius]]. Runs on all fours and uses a cheap GUI effect to smear "[[Shit\|mud]]" on your screen. VALVe classes this as being sophisticated enough for a game. <s>Mudmen are the closest things to a real [[nigger]] in the game</s> [[Niggers\|What about Coach, Rochelle,and Louis?]] , so prioritize them above other infected.		*'''[[not racist\|Mudmen]]''': As VALVe calls it, an "uncommon common infected". [[Stupid\|Genius]]. Runs on all fours and uses a cheap GUI effect to smear "[[Shit\|mud]]" on your screen. VALVe classes this as being sophisticated enough for a game. <s>Mudmen are the closest things to a real [[nigger]] in the game</s> [[Niggers\|What about Coach, Rochelle, and Louis?]] , so prioritize them above other infected.

	*'''[[An Hero\|Fallen Survivor]]''': A survivor who got [[rape\|raped]] by zombies and is now infected. Runs like hell if spotted. If killed will drop some items to pick up, like health kits and molotovs. Grab them for yourself and refuse to use them for teh [[lulz]].		*'''[[An Hero\|Fallen Survivor]]''': A survivor who got [[rape\|raped]] by zombies and is now infected. Runs like hell if spotted. If killed will drop some items to pick up, like health kits and molotovs. Grab them for yourself and refuse to use them for teh [[lulz]].

imported>Wikipediaisgay: /* L4D2 Bosses */

2016-11-14T21:23:38Z

L4D2 Bosses

← Older revision		Revision as of 21:23, 14 November 2016
Line 70:		Line 70:
	[[Image:Mini_me_verne_troyers.jpg\|thumb\|right\|When not called on to attack the survivors, the Jockey manages to lead a normal life.]]		[[Image:Mini_me_verne_troyers.jpg\|thumb\|right\|When not called on to attack the survivors, the Jockey manages to lead a normal life.]]

	*'''[[not racist\|Mudmen]]''': As VALVe calls it, an "uncommon common infected". [[Stupid\|Genius]]. Runs on all fours and uses a cheap GUI effect to smear "[[Shit\|mud]]" on your screen. VALVe classes this as being sophisticated enough for a game. <s>Mudmen are the closest things to a real [[nigger]] in the game</s> [[Niggers\|What about Coach, Rochelle,and Louis?]], so prioritize them above other infected.		*'''[[not racist\|Mudmen]]''': As VALVe calls it, an "uncommon common infected". [[Stupid\|Genius]]. Runs on all fours and uses a cheap GUI effect to smear "[[Shit\|mud]]" on your screen. VALVe classes this as being sophisticated enough for a game. <s>Mudmen are the closest things to a real [[nigger]] in the game</s> [[Niggers\|What about Coach, Rochelle,and Louis?]] , so prioritize them above other infected.

	*'''[[An Hero\|Fallen Survivor]]''': A survivor who got [[rape\|raped]] by zombies and is now infected. Runs like hell if spotted. If killed will drop some items to pick up, like health kits and molotovs. Grab them for yourself and refuse to use them for teh [[lulz]].		*'''[[An Hero\|Fallen Survivor]]''': A survivor who got [[rape\|raped]] by zombies and is now infected. Runs like hell if spotted. If killed will drop some items to pick up, like health kits and molotovs. Grab them for yourself and refuse to use them for teh [[lulz]].

← Older revision		Revision as of 04:45, 10 May 2022
Line 355:		Line 355:
	says the casual [[Faggot\| gamer]].		says the casual [[Faggot\| gamer]].

	You would expect [[Undertale\| Undertale]], [[Minecraft\| Minecraft]], and [[Five Nights at Freddy's\| FNAF]] mods on Left 4 Dead 2, which there is, but in low quantity. But that's probably because the [[HaX0rZ\| modding]] community of Left 4 Dead 2 are [[Lonely\| basement dwelling]] [[weeaboo]] [[Furfags]] that makes [[Anime\| anime]] mods [[Lolicon\| so they can masturbate to under aged girls]] [[Rape\| getting severely attacked by zombies]], most of them are based off of [[~~Shit no one cares about\|~~Hyperdimension Neptunia]] or any other popular anime or [[Mein Kampf\| manga]], and [[DO NOT WANT\| Furry porn flashlights]], [[Furfag \|Which are still on the workshop, proving valve are furfags]]. Most of them defend what they're doing as a simple way of saying, "I'm [[Pissed\| offended]]." but most of them make [[Hentai\| pornographic]] flashlights, [[Dubstep\| music packs]] on [[Darude - Sandstorm\| certain anime openings]], [[Honey Boo Boo\| character models]], and [[Gun\| weapon]] replacements.		You would expect [[Undertale\| Undertale]], [[Minecraft\| Minecraft]], and [[Five Nights at Freddy's\| FNAF]] mods on Left 4 Dead 2, which there is, but in low quantity. But that's probably because the [[HaX0rZ\| modding]] community of Left 4 Dead 2 are [[Lonely\| basement dwelling]] [[weeaboo]] [[Furfags]] that makes [[Anime\| anime]] mods [[Lolicon\| so they can masturbate to under aged girls]] [[Rape\| getting severely attacked by zombies]], most of them are based off of [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] or any other popular anime or [[Mein Kampf\| manga]], and [[DO NOT WANT\| Furry porn flashlights]], [[Furfag \|Which are still on the workshop, proving valve are furfags]]. Most of them defend what they're doing as a simple way of saying, "I'm [[Pissed\| offended]]." but most of them make [[Hentai\| pornographic]] flashlights, [[Dubstep\| music packs]] on [[Darude - Sandstorm\| certain anime openings]], [[Honey Boo Boo\| character models]], and [[Gun\| weapon]] replacements.

	And then there's the 1% of mods which are made by actual people [[IRL\| that have actual lives]]. But to sum it all up, the Left 4 Dead 2's modding community is Absolute [[Shit\| shit]]. (Except for the original Left 4 Dead game, modding for that game is [[Impossibru\| impossible]].)		And then there's the 1% of mods which are made by actual people [[IRL\| that have actual lives]]. But to sum it all up, the Left 4 Dead 2's modding community is Absolute [[Shit\| shit]]. (Except for the original Left 4 Dead game, modding for that game is [[Impossibru\| impossible]].)

← Older revision		Revision as of 13:18, 3 May 2021
Line 458:		Line 458:
	{{Gaming}}		{{Gaming}}
	[[Category:2009]][[Category:Valve]][[Category:Gaming]]		[[Category:2009]][[Category:Valve]][[Category:Gaming]]
			{{Valve}}

← Older revision		Revision as of 21:26, 14 November 2016
Line 51:		Line 51:
	*'''[[Fat\|Boomer]]\[[Gabe Newell\|Gabe]]''': Not actually one of the infected, but an [[You\|average, treacherous fat person]] like the CEO of VALVe who made this game. Vomits on players to arouse spectating zombies so much that they can't help but get in on the action. Explodes in a mess of vomit and cheeseburgers, as all [[fat]] people do. Also proof that Left 4 Dead isn't set in America, or about 70% of the infected would be boomers.		*'''[[Fat\|Boomer]]\[[Gabe Newell\|Gabe]]''': Not actually one of the infected, but an [[You\|average, treacherous fat person]] like the CEO of VALVe who made this game. Vomits on players to arouse spectating zombies so much that they can't help but get in on the action. Explodes in a mess of vomit and cheeseburgers, as all [[fat]] people do. Also proof that Left 4 Dead isn't set in America, or about 70% of the infected would be boomers.

	*'''[[Chav\|Hunter]]''': Infected who were once [[Cute\|abused]]. Throughout the entire game will run around being sneaky and [[Ninja\|hiding in the dark]]. As with all [[Emo\|emos]], they are unable to contain themselves at the thought of Bill's ass, and are often heard making loud, growly snarling sounds like the controllers in Half-Life, giving away their locations. Since they are the "least ugly" out of all the special infected, hordes of [[Fat\|fangirls]] dream of fucking them...because getting turned on by a <s>[[Necrophilia\|rotting zombie]] is [[Sick fuck\|awwwwright.]]</s>. Actually the zombies in Left 4 Dead are humans infected with [[~~Cancer~~\|a virus]] so it's not necrophilia.		*'''[[Chav\|Hunter]]''': Infected who were once [[Cute\|abused]]. Throughout the entire game will run around being sneaky and [[Ninja\|hiding in the dark]]. As with all [[Emo\|emos]], they are unable to contain themselves at the thought of Bill's ass, and are often heard making loud, growly snarling sounds like the controllers in Half-Life, giving away their locations. Since they are the "least ugly" out of all the special infected, hordes of [[Fat\|fangirls]] dream of fucking them...because getting turned on by a <s>[[Necrophilia\|rotting zombie]] is [[Sick fuck\|awwwwright.]]</s>. Actually the zombies in Left 4 Dead are humans infected with [[Swine Flu\|a virus]] so it's not necrophilia.

	*'''[[Tentacle rape\|Smoker]]''': An altered version of a design previously proposed by a [[Tentacle rape\|Japaneesu man]], the smoker attacks by flinging its [[dick\|long phallus of a tongue]] up to about thirty meters [[Rape\|and using it to squeeze the life out of its victim.]]		*'''[[Tentacle rape\|Smoker]]''': An altered version of a design previously proposed by a [[Tentacle rape\|Japaneesu man]], the smoker attacks by flinging its [[dick\|long phallus of a tongue]] up to about thirty meters [[Rape\|and using it to squeeze the life out of its victim.]]

← Older revision		Revision as of 21:25, 14 November 2016
Line 70:		Line 70:
	[[Image:Mini_me_verne_troyers.jpg\|thumb\|right\|When not called on to attack the survivors, the Jockey manages to lead a normal life.]]		[[Image:Mini_me_verne_troyers.jpg\|thumb\|right\|When not called on to attack the survivors, the Jockey manages to lead a normal life.]]

	*'''[[not racist\|Mudmen]]''': As VALVe calls it, an "uncommon common infected". [[Stupid\|Genius]]. Runs on all fours and uses a cheap GUI effect to smear "[[Shit\|mud]]" on your screen. VALVe classes this as being sophisticated enough for a game. <s>Mudmen are the closest things to a real [[nigger]] in the game</s> [[Niggers\|What about Coach, Rochelle, and Louis?]]~~, so prioritize them above other infected~~.		*'''[[not racist\|Mudmen]]''': As VALVe calls it, an "uncommon common infected". [[Stupid\|Genius]]. Runs on all fours and uses a cheap GUI effect to smear "[[Shit\|mud]]" on your screen. VALVe classes this as being sophisticated enough for a game. <s>Mudmen are the closest things to a real [[nigger]] in the game , so prioritize them above other infected</s> [[Niggers\|What about Coach, Rochelle, and Louis?]].

	*'''[[An Hero\|Fallen Survivor]]''': A survivor who got [[rape\|raped]] by zombies and is now infected. Runs like hell if spotted. If killed will drop some items to pick up, like health kits and molotovs. Grab them for yourself and refuse to use them for teh [[lulz]].		*'''[[An Hero\|Fallen Survivor]]''': A survivor who got [[rape\|raped]] by zombies and is now infected. Runs like hell if spotted. If killed will drop some items to pick up, like health kits and molotovs. Grab them for yourself and refuse to use them for teh [[lulz]].

← Older revision		Revision as of 21:24, 14 November 2016
Line 70:		Line 70:
	[[Image:Mini_me_verne_troyers.jpg\|thumb\|right\|When not called on to attack the survivors, the Jockey manages to lead a normal life.]]		[[Image:Mini_me_verne_troyers.jpg\|thumb\|right\|When not called on to attack the survivors, the Jockey manages to lead a normal life.]]

	*'''[[not racist\|Mudmen]]''': As VALVe calls it, an "uncommon common infected". [[Stupid\|Genius]]. Runs on all fours and uses a cheap GUI effect to smear "[[Shit\|mud]]" on your screen. VALVe classes this as being sophisticated enough for a game. <s>Mudmen are the closest things to a real [[nigger]] in the game</s> [[Niggers\|What about Coach, Rochelle, and Louis?]] , so prioritize them above other infected.		*'''[[not racist\|Mudmen]]''': As VALVe calls it, an "uncommon common infected". [[Stupid\|Genius]]. Runs on all fours and uses a cheap GUI effect to smear "[[Shit\|mud]]" on your screen. VALVe classes this as being sophisticated enough for a game. <s>Mudmen are the closest things to a real [[nigger]] in the game</s> [[Niggers\|What about Coach, Rochelle, and Louis?]], so prioritize them above other infected.

	*'''[[An Hero\|Fallen Survivor]]''': A survivor who got [[rape\|raped]] by zombies and is now infected. Runs like hell if spotted. If killed will drop some items to pick up, like health kits and molotovs. Grab them for yourself and refuse to use them for teh [[lulz]].		*'''[[An Hero\|Fallen Survivor]]''': A survivor who got [[rape\|raped]] by zombies and is now infected. Runs like hell if spotted. If killed will drop some items to pick up, like health kits and molotovs. Grab them for yourself and refuse to use them for teh [[lulz]].