Lebanon - Revision history

Paul in the Mall at 16:59, 28 September 2024

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Paul in the Mall at 07:27, 21 September 2024

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imported>Genberg47 at 20:38, 4 April 2024

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	[[Image:Greater syria plan.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|In the [[nazi\|Syrian Social National Party]] Map, Lebanon is cleverly hidden! Can you find Waldo? If not, congratulations! You are probably a proud citizen of [[Dumbfuckistan]]. ]]		[[Image:Greater syria plan.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|In the [[nazi\|Syrian Social National Party]] Map, Lebanon is cleverly hidden! Can you find Waldo? If not, congratulations! You are probably a proud citizen of [[Dumbfuckistan]]. ]]

	'''Lebanon''' (not to be confused with '''Lesbian''') is a giant terrorist training camp run by <s>[[Syria]]</s> and [[Iran]]. It is constantly [[shit nobody cares about\|bitching about how no one likes it]]. Home to such groups as [[Iran\|Hezbollah]], The [[Palestine\|Palestinian <s>Liberation</s> Jewish-disposal Organization]], and [[Christfag\|Armed Christian Fascist militias]], Lebanon is a diverse and multicultural terrorist hotbed. Lebanese pride themselves in being the [[bullshit\|only democratic Arab state]]. Ask them about Tunisian democracy and they'll answer it doesn't count, because the former are primitive desert Berbers - not [[L33t\|pure Arabs]] like them.		'''Lebanon''' (not to be confused with '''[[Lesbian]]''') is a giant terrorist training camp run by <s>[[Syria]]</s> and [[Iran]]. It is constantly [[shit nobody cares about\|bitching about how no one likes it]]. Home to such groups as [[Iran\|Hezbollah]], The [[Palestine\|Palestinian <s>Liberation</s> Jewish-disposal Organization]], and [[Christfag\|Armed Christian Fascist militias]], Lebanon is a diverse and multicultural terrorist hotbed. Lebanese pride themselves in being the [[bullshit\|only democratic Arab state]]. Ask them about Tunisian democracy and they'll answer it doesn't count, because the former are primitive desert Berbers - not [[L33t\|pure Arabs]] like them.

	Also home to one of the most annoying and hypocritical people on this planet, it has become nothing but a vast, mostly refugee-inhabited trash dumping ground for neighboring [[Syria]] and [[Iran]], save for the occasional attack initiated by it's lovely BFF, [[Israel]]. The Lebanese are self-destructive, obnoxious and uptight. They will slam you for merely questioning the peace and prosperity they claim is widespread in Lebanon, all while cursing the hour it was founded, ALL in the same breath. Some of these clowns will blatantly deny their Arab ancestry; instead referring to themselves as "[[Bullshit\|Phoenicians]]".		Also home to one of the most annoying and hypocritical people on this planet, it has become nothing but a vast, mostly refugee-inhabited trash dumping ground for neighboring [[Syria]] and [[Iran]], save for the occasional attack initiated by it's lovely BFF, [[Israel]]. The Lebanese are self-destructive, obnoxious and uptight. They will slam you for merely questioning the peace and prosperity they claim is widespread in Lebanon, all while cursing the hour it was founded, ALL in the same breath. Some of these clowns will blatantly deny their Arab ancestry; instead referring to themselves as "[[Bullshit\|Phoenicians]]".

imported>Creemyice: /* Fun things to do in Lebanon */

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Fun things to do in Lebanon

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	* Pretend you are in a Western country (Note: this may be dangerous to your mental and physical health)		* Pretend you are in a Western country (Note: this may be dangerous to your mental and physical health)
	* Get raped		* Get raped
	* Watch ~~[[serious business\|serious]]~~ [[shit no one cares about\|political talk shows]]		* Watch [[shit no one cares about\| serious political talk shows]]
	* Become a licensed Terrorist (Note: you will need a Iranian certificate of non-jewishness for this, but their bureaucracy is slow. Better to just pay a Jew to make a counterfeit.)		* Become a licensed Terrorist (Note: you will need a Iranian certificate of non-jewishness for this, but their bureaucracy is slow. Better to just pay a Jew to make a counterfeit.)
	* Get blown up		* Get blown up

imported>Not Important: /* Famous Lebanese Syrian people */

2017-01-14T15:47:22Z

Famous Lebanese Syrian people

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	In accordance with Megan's law we are obligated to tell you that the above are secks offenders		In accordance with Megan's law we are obligated to tell you that the above are secks offenders

			==See Also==
			*[[Armenia]]
			*[[Cyprus]]
			*[[Greece]]
			*[[Muslims]]
			*[[Syria]]
			*[[Turkey]]

imported>Orangeflask: /* Culture */

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Culture

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	In Lebanon, you have to [[fuck\|respect]] local culture and customs. This short list will guide you into familiarizing yourself [[moar]] with [[teh]] [[best]] Muzzies [[eva]]!		In Lebanon, you have to [[fuck\|respect]] local culture and customs. This short list will guide you into familiarizing yourself [[moar]] with [[teh]] [[best]] Muzzies [[eva]]!

	* "''[[cock\|~~Airy~~]] ~~Feek~~''"		* "''[[cock\|Ayre]] Fik''"
	* "''~~Badde~~ [[sex\|~~Neek~~]] [[Islam\|~~Mo7ammaddak~~]]''"		* "''Bedde [[sex\|Nik]] [[Islam\|Mohammaddak]]''"
	* "''[[fuck\|~~Nayyekni~~]] [[sister\|~~Okhtak~~]]''"		* "''[[fuck\|Nayyekne]] [[sister\|Ekhtak]]''"
	* "''[[vagina\|~~Kiss~~]] [[your mother\|~~Immak~~]]''"		* "''[[vagina\|Kess]] [[your mother\|Emmak]]''"
	* "''[[oneoneone\|Wahad]] [[pimp\|~~A'kroot~~]]''"		* "''[[oneoneone\|Wahad]] [[pimp\|3akrout]]''"
	* "''~~E'khtak~~ [[whore\|~~Sharmoota~~]]''"		* "''Ekhtak [[whore\|Sharmouta]]''"
	* "''~~Rooh~~ [[fuck\|Ntek]]''"		* "''Rouh [[fuck\|Ntek]]''"
	* "''[[blasphemy\|~~Yel'an~~]] [[god\|Rabbak]]''"		* "''[[blasphemy\|Yel3an]] [[god\|Rabbak]]''"

	Using these phrases [[lol\|properly]] will make you an instant Lebanese [[A winner is you\|Winrar]]! [[prostitute\|Proper]] Lebanese ladies will [[fuck\|shower]] you with [[blow job\|respect]] and you'll be a [[penis\|valuable member]] of the community in no time!		Using these phrases [[lol\|properly]] will make you an instant Lebanese [[A winner is you\|Winrar]]! [[prostitute\|Proper]] Lebanese ladies will [[fuck\|shower]] you with [[blow job\|respect]] and you'll be a [[penis\|valuable member]] of the community in no time!

imported>Orangeflask at 22:02, 9 July 2016

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	In accordance with Megan's law we are obligated to tell you that the above are secks offenders		In accordance with Megan's law we are obligated to tell you that the above are secks offenders

	~~==Gallery==~~
	~~{{cg\|al-Ma'arad al-Lubnani\|Gallery\|center\|<gallery perrow="5">~~
	~~Image:Israel-Attacks-Lebanon.jpg‎\|Israel came to visit, bitches!~~
	~~Image:Lebanon-Israel-flags.png‎\|The Lebanese-Israeli alliance.~~
	~~Image:LebanonTrash(AA).jpg\|Typical street view in Beirut.~~
	~~Image:Lebanon-garbage-cartoon-flag.png\|Lebanon's new flag, adopted in 2015.~~
	~~Image:Hassan_nasrallah.jpg\|Your average Lebanese man.~~
	~~Image:Lebaneswoman.jpg‎\|Lebanese modern FASHIONZ!1!!!1~~
	~~Image:Ski_woman.jpg\|Your average Lebanese woman.~~
	~~Image:Lebanonmemes.jpg\|Every Lebanese teenager.~~
	~~Image:First-world-problems.png\|The worst thing that could ever happen to a Lesbanese.~~
	~~Image:Downtown.jpg\|The glamourous Beirut Central Business District.~~
	~~Image:Ski-lebanon-snow.jpg\|All this snow obviously belongs to Syria.~~
	~~Image:Garbage.jpeg\|Tastes better than hummus!~~
	~~</gallery>\|}}~~

imported>Orangeflask at 11:15, 19 December 2015

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	==Famous <s>Lebanese</s> Syrian people==		==Famous <s>Lebanese</s> Syrian people==
	* [[dead\|Rafik Hariri]]		* [[dead\|Rafik Hariri]]
	* [[commie\|Hassan ~~Nasr-Allah~~]]		* [[commie\|Hassan Nasrallah]]
	* [[whore\|~~Hayfa~~ Wehbeh]]		* [[whore\|Haifa Wehbeh]]
	* [[Shit no one cares about\|Hannah Barbara]]		* [[Shit no one cares about\|Hannah Barbara]]
	* [[Ralph Nader]]		* [[Ralph Nader]]
	* [[Jesus\|Mohammad]]		* [[Jesus\|Mohammad]]
	* [[Shit no one cares about\|Mohamad Baker El-Akhras]]		* [[Shit no one cares about\|Mohamad Baker El-Akhras]]
			* [[Prostitute\|Mia Khalifah]]

	In accordance with Megan's law we are obligated to tell you that the above are secks offenders		In accordance with Megan's law we are obligated to tell you that the above are secks offenders

imported>Orangeflask at 20:30, 15 December 2015

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	Image:First-world-problems.png\|The worst thing that could ever happen to a Lesbanese.		Image:First-world-problems.png\|The worst thing that could ever happen to a Lesbanese.
	Image:Downtown.jpg\|The glamourous Beirut Central Business District.		Image:Downtown.jpg\|The glamourous Beirut Central Business District.
			Image:Ski-lebanon-snow.jpg\|All this snow obviously belongs to Syria.
			Image:Garbage.jpeg\|Tastes better than hummus!
	</gallery>\|}}		</gallery>\|}}

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	[[Image:Greater syria plan.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|In the [[nazi\|Syrian Social National Party]] Map, Lebanon is cleverly hidden! Can you find Waldo? If not, congratulations! You are probably a proud citizen of [[Dumbfuckistan]]. ]]		[[Image:Greater syria plan.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|In the [[nazi\|Syrian Social National Party]] Map, Lebanon is cleverly hidden! Can you find Waldo? If not, congratulations! You are probably a proud citizen of [[Dumbfuckistan]]. ]]

	'''Lebanon''' (not to be confused with '''Lesbian''') is a giant terrorist training camp run by <s>[[Syria]]</s> and [[Iran]]. It is constantly [[shit nobody cares about\|bitching about how no one likes it]]. Home to such groups as [[Iran\|Hezbollah]], The [[Palestine\|Palestinian <s>Liberation</s> Jewish-disposal Organization]], and [[Christfag\|Armed Christian Fascist militias]], Lebanon is a diverse and multicultural terrorist hotbed. Lebanese pride themselves in being the [[bullshit\|only democratic Arab state]]. Ask them about Tunisian democracy and they'll answer it doesn't count, because the former are primitive desert Berbers - not [[L33t\|pure Arabs]] like them.		'''Lebanon''' (not to be confused with '''[[Lesbian]]''') is a giant terrorist training camp run by <s>[[Syria]]</s> and [[Iran]]. It is constantly [[shit nobody cares about\|bitching about how no one likes it]]. Home to such groups as [[Iran\|Hezbollah]], The [[Palestine\|Palestinian <s>Liberation</s> Jewish-disposal Organization]], and [[Christfag\|Armed Christian Fascist militias]], Lebanon is a diverse and multicultural terrorist hotbed. Lebanese pride themselves in being the [[bullshit\|only democratic Arab state]]. Ask them about Tunisian democracy and they'll answer it doesn't count, because the former are primitive desert Berbers - not [[L33t\|pure Arabs]] like them.

	Also home to one of the most annoying and hypocritical people on this planet, it has become nothing but a vast, mostly refugee-inhabited trash dumping ground for neighboring [[Syria]] and [[Iran]], save for the occasional attack initiated by it's lovely BFF, [[Israel]]. The Lebanese are self-destructive, obnoxious and uptight. They will slam you for merely questioning the peace and prosperity they claim is widespread in Lebanon, all while cursing the hour it was founded, ALL in the same breath. Some of these clowns will blatantly deny their Arab ancestry; instead referring to themselves as "[[Bullshit\|Phoenicians]]".		Also home to one of the most annoying and hypocritical people on this planet, it has become nothing but a vast, mostly refugee-inhabited trash dumping ground for neighboring [[Syria]] and [[Iran]], save for the occasional attack initiated by it's lovely BFF, [[Israel]]. The Lebanese are self-destructive, obnoxious and uptight. They will slam you for merely questioning the peace and prosperity they claim is widespread in Lebanon, all while cursing the hour it was founded, ALL in the same breath. Some of these clowns will blatantly deny their Arab ancestry; instead referring to themselves as "[[Bullshit\|Phoenicians]]".

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	In Lebanon, you have to [[fuck\|respect]] local culture and customs. This short list will guide you into familiarizing yourself [[moar]] with [[teh]] [[best]] Muzzies [[eva]]!		In Lebanon, you have to [[fuck\|respect]] local culture and customs. This short list will guide you into familiarizing yourself [[moar]] with [[teh]] [[best]] Muzzies [[eva]]!

	* "''[[cock\|~~Airy~~]] ~~Feek~~''"		* "''[[cock\|Ayre]] Fik''"
	* "''~~Badde~~ [[sex\|~~Neek~~]] [[Islam\|~~Mo7ammaddak~~]]''"		* "''Bedde [[sex\|Nik]] [[Islam\|Mohammaddak]]''"
	* "''[[fuck\|~~Nayyekni~~]] [[sister\|~~Okhtak~~]]''"		* "''[[fuck\|Nayyekne]] [[sister\|Ekhtak]]''"
	* "''[[vagina\|~~Kiss~~]] [[your mother\|~~Immak~~]]''"		* "''[[vagina\|Kess]] [[your mother\|Emmak]]''"
	* "''[[oneoneone\|Wahad]] [[pimp\|~~A'kroot~~]]''"		* "''[[oneoneone\|Wahad]] [[pimp\|3akrout]]''"
	* "''~~E'khtak~~ [[whore\|~~Sharmoota~~]]''"		* "''Ekhtak [[whore\|Sharmouta]]''"
	* "''~~Rooh~~ [[fuck\|Ntek]]''"		* "''Rouh [[fuck\|Ntek]]''"
	* "''[[blasphemy\|~~Yel'an~~]] [[god\|Rabbak]]''"		* "''[[blasphemy\|Yel3an]] [[god\|Rabbak]]''"

	Using these phrases [[lol\|properly]] will make you an instant Lebanese [[A winner is you\|Winrar]]! [[prostitute\|Proper]] Lebanese ladies will [[fuck\|shower]] you with [[blow job\|respect]] and you'll be a [[penis\|valuable member]] of the community in no time!		Using these phrases [[lol\|properly]] will make you an instant Lebanese [[A winner is you\|Winrar]]! [[prostitute\|Proper]] Lebanese ladies will [[fuck\|shower]] you with [[blow job\|respect]] and you'll be a [[penis\|valuable member]] of the community in no time!

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	~~==Gallery==~~
	~~{{cg\|al-Ma'arad al-Lubnani\|Gallery\|center\|<gallery perrow="5">~~
	~~Image:Israel-Attacks-Lebanon.jpg‎\|Israel came to visit, bitches!~~
	~~Image:Lebanon-Israel-flags.png‎\|The Lebanese-Israeli alliance.~~
	~~Image:LebanonTrash(AA).jpg\|Typical street view in Beirut.~~
	~~Image:Lebanon-garbage-cartoon-flag.png\|Lebanon's new flag, adopted in 2015.~~
	~~Image:Hassan_nasrallah.jpg\|Your average Lebanese man.~~
	~~Image:Lebaneswoman.jpg‎\|Lebanese modern FASHIONZ!1!!!1~~
	~~Image:Ski_woman.jpg\|Your average Lebanese woman.~~
	~~Image:Lebanonmemes.jpg\|Every Lebanese teenager.~~
	~~Image:First-world-problems.png\|The worst thing that could ever happen to a Lesbanese.~~
	~~Image:Downtown.jpg\|The glamourous Beirut Central Business District.~~
	~~Image:Ski-lebanon-snow.jpg\|All this snow obviously belongs to Syria.~~
	~~Image:Garbage.jpeg\|Tastes better than hummus!~~
	~~</gallery>\|}}~~

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	==Famous <s>Lebanese</s> Syrian people==		==Famous <s>Lebanese</s> Syrian people==
	* [[dead\|Rafik Hariri]]		* [[dead\|Rafik Hariri]]
	* [[commie\|Hassan ~~Nasr-Allah~~]]		* [[commie\|Hassan Nasrallah]]
	* [[whore\|~~Hayfa~~ Wehbeh]]		* [[whore\|Haifa Wehbeh]]
	* [[Shit no one cares about\|Hannah Barbara]]		* [[Shit no one cares about\|Hannah Barbara]]
	* [[Ralph Nader]]		* [[Ralph Nader]]
	* [[Jesus\|Mohammad]]		* [[Jesus\|Mohammad]]
	* [[Shit no one cares about\|Mohamad Baker El-Akhras]]		* [[Shit no one cares about\|Mohamad Baker El-Akhras]]
			* [[Prostitute\|Mia Khalifah]]

	In accordance with Megan's law we are obligated to tell you that the above are secks offenders		In accordance with Megan's law we are obligated to tell you that the above are secks offenders

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	Image:First-world-problems.png\|The worst thing that could ever happen to a Lesbanese.		Image:First-world-problems.png\|The worst thing that could ever happen to a Lesbanese.
	Image:Downtown.jpg\|The glamourous Beirut Central Business District.		Image:Downtown.jpg\|The glamourous Beirut Central Business District.
			Image:Ski-lebanon-snow.jpg\|All this snow obviously belongs to Syria.
			Image:Garbage.jpeg\|Tastes better than hummus!
	</gallery>\|}}		</gallery>\|}}