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	==Uses==		==Uses==
	[[Image:Lead toys.jpg\|thumb\|With a smile like that, you know the toy is made of pure Lead.]]		[[Image:Lead toys.jpg\|thumb\|With a smile like that, you know the toy is made of pure Lead.]]
	Lead is the primary ingredient in all Chinese toys. The enchanting attributes of the metal make every toy it is fashioned into just like a gleaming gumdrop of love. Because the metal is so desirable, one would think that it would be rare and expensive, however because of those witty and ~~fairylike~~ Chinese, the cost is astoundingly low and has stayed that way for several years.		Lead is the primary ingredient in all Chinese toys. The enchanting attributes of the metal make every toy it is fashioned into just like a gleaming gumdrop of love. Because the metal is so desirable, one would think that it would be rare and expensive, however because of those witty and fairy-like Chinese, the cost is astoundingly low and has stayed that way for several years.

	Another benefit from this truly special metal is gained when the toys made of the substance are designed to be worn next to the open skin or placed in the mouth. Scientists disagree upon what the exact processes are involved, but early testing on laboratory rats have yielded many fabulous results, including increased strength, x-ray vision, and a near immortal life-span. Will the wonders of this nearly perfect substance ever cease?!?!		Another benefit from this truly special metal is gained when the toys made of the substance are designed to be worn next to the open skin or placed in the mouth. Scientists disagree upon what the exact processes are involved, but early testing on laboratory rats have yielded many fabulous results, including increased strength, x-ray vision, and a near immortal life-span. Will the wonders of this nearly perfect substance ever cease?!?!
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	Internet researchers have discovered that 20% of Avurveda internet-purchased medicines contain unhealthy amounts of lead.		Internet researchers have discovered that 20% of Avurveda internet-purchased medicines contain unhealthy amounts of lead.

	According to this weird study, this type of medicine, the Ayurvedic, can be "divided into 2 major types: herbal-only and rasa shastra". Rasa shastra is an ancient practice where herbs are deliberately merged with metals, such as Lead, for cool drug effects. It's definitely nicer to take a 'erbal bath. Apparently, this Scientific breakthrough gets us closer to finding a way to control memory destruction and prevent Alzheimer's disease; [[ALS ~~ice bucket challenge~~\|which is more than putting a bucket of ice-cold water on your head could ever do]].		According to this weird study, this type of medicine, the Ayurvedic, can be "divided into 2 major types: herbal-only and rasa shastra". Rasa shastra is an ancient practice where herbs are deliberately merged with metals, such as Lead, for cool drug effects. It's definitely nicer to take a 'erbal bath. Apparently, this Scientific breakthrough gets us closer to finding a way to control memory destruction and prevent Alzheimer's disease; [[ALS Ice Bucket Challenge\|which is more than putting a bucket of ice-cold water on your head could ever do]].

	==See Also==		==See Also==

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	Several new processes for the production of Lead have recently been discovered. Because of these processes, a whole rainbow of new products will begin to be produced and sold in American markets. One such process will actually incorporate Lead into food products and will also be utilized as a sugar substitute. Soon, hard candies, frostings, drink sweeteners, chocolates, salads and chewing gums will be entirely made of Chinese Lead.		Several new processes for the production of Lead have recently been discovered. Because of these processes, a whole rainbow of new products will begin to be produced and sold in American markets. One such process will actually incorporate Lead into food products and will also be utilized as a sugar substitute. Soon, hard candies, frostings, drink sweeteners, chocolates, salads and chewing gums will be entirely made of Chinese Lead.

			== Ayurvedic Medicines Bought Through the Internet Make You Ill==

			Internet researchers have discovered that 20% of Avurveda internet-purchased medicines contain unhealthy amounts of lead.

			According to this weird study, this type of medicine, the Ayurvedic, can be "divided into 2 major types: herbal-only and rasa shastra". Rasa shastra is an ancient practice where herbs are deliberately merged with metals, such as Lead, for cool drug effects. It's definitely nicer to take a 'erbal bath. Apparently, this Scientific breakthrough gets us closer to finding a way to control memory destruction and prevent Alzheimer's disease; [[ALS ice bucket challenge\|which is more than putting a bucket of ice-cold water on your head could ever do]].

	==See Also==		==See Also==

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	[[Image:Lead jewelry.jpg\|thumb\|Once processed, Lead can be used to make eye catching jewelry.]]		[[Image:Lead jewelry.jpg\|thumb\|Once processed, Lead can be used to make eye catching jewelry.]]
	When initially mined, Lead is a soft, brightly colored metal resembling mushy grey plastic. Wait, what? "Brightly colored" and "grey" sort of contradict each other, don't they? Upon further inspection, it is found that Lead is uncommonly heavy and boring. This seemingly bland metal was thought to have no useful purpose until very recently when the Chinese discovered a wide range of uses by magically transforming the chemical by the use of their ancient and mysterious yellow miracles.		When initially mined, Lead is a soft, brightly colored metal resembling mushy grey plastic. Wait, what? "Brightly colored" and "grey" sort of contradict each other, don't they? Upon further inspection, it is found that Lead is uncommonly heavy and boring. This seemingly bland metal was thought to have no useful purpose until very recently when the Chinese discovered a wide range of uses by magically transforming the chemical by the use of their ancient and mysterious yellow miracles.

			The worldwide [http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-27067615 decrease in crime over the last 20 years] has been statistically linked to the fact that lead is no longer used in petrol.

	==Production==		==Production==

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	[[Image:Lead ~~- 1~~.jpg\|thumb\|Lead, in its unprocessed form, is quite beautiful to look at...and quite tasty.]]		[[Image:Lead.jpg\|thumb\|Lead, in its unprocessed form, is quite beautiful to look at...and quite tasty.]]
	'''Lead''' (atomic number '''82''', symbol '''Pb''' from the Latin: '''''“paragon beautia”''''') is a sparkly, magical chemical discovered by the [[Chinese]]. Often used in the construction of toys meant for export, recent discoveries have found that Lead is also a tasty food additive, making already delicious desserts and candies that much more scrumptious.		'''Lead''' (atomic number '''82''', symbol '''Pb''' from the Latin: '''''“paragon beautia”''''') is a sparkly, magical chemical discovered by the [[Chinese]]. Often used in the construction of toys meant for export, recent discoveries have found that Lead is also a tasty food additive, making already delicious desserts and candies that much more scrumptious.

	==Personality==		==Personality==
	[[Image:Lead ~~- 2~~.jpg\|thumb\|Once processed, Lead can be used to make eye catching jewelry.]]		[[Image:Lead jewelry.jpg\|thumb\|Once processed, Lead can be used to make eye catching jewelry.]]
	When initially mined, Lead is a soft, brightly colored metal resembling mushy grey plastic. Wait, what? "Brightly colored" and "grey" sort of contradict each other, don't they? Upon further inspection, it is found that Lead is uncommonly heavy and boring. This seemingly bland metal was thought to have no useful purpose until very recently when the Chinese discovered a wide range of uses by magically transforming the chemical by the use of their ancient and mysterious yellow miracles.		When initially mined, Lead is a soft, brightly colored metal resembling mushy grey plastic. Wait, what? "Brightly colored" and "grey" sort of contradict each other, don't they? Upon further inspection, it is found that Lead is uncommonly heavy and boring. This seemingly bland metal was thought to have no useful purpose until very recently when the Chinese discovered a wide range of uses by magically transforming the chemical by the use of their ancient and mysterious yellow miracles.

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	==Uses==		==Uses==
	[[Image:Lead ~~- 3~~.jpg\|thumb\|With a smile like that, you know the toy is made of pure Lead.]]		[[Image:Lead toys.jpg\|thumb\|With a smile like that, you know the toy is made of pure Lead.]]
	Lead is the primary ingredient in all Chinese toys. The enchanting attributes of the metal make every toy it is fashioned into just like a gleaming gumdrop of love. Because the metal is so desirable, one would think that it would be rare and expensive, however because of those witty and fairylike Chinese, the cost is astoundingly low and has stayed that way for several years.		Lead is the primary ingredient in all Chinese toys. The enchanting attributes of the metal make every toy it is fashioned into just like a gleaming gumdrop of love. Because the metal is so desirable, one would think that it would be rare and expensive, however because of those witty and fairylike Chinese, the cost is astoundingly low and has stayed that way for several years.

imported>Gray at 15:34, 24 September 2012

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	[[Image:Lead - 1.jpg\|thumb\|Lead, in its unprocessed form, is quite beautiful to look at...and quite tasty.]]		[[Image:Lead - 1.jpg\|thumb\|Lead, in its unprocessed form, is quite beautiful to look at...and quite tasty.]]
	'''Lead''' (atomic number '''82''', symbol '''Pb''' from the Latin: '''''“paragon beautia”''''') is a sparkly, magical chemical discovered by the [[Chinese]]. Often used in the construction of toys meant for export, recent discoveries have found that Lead is also a tasty food additive, making already delicious desserts and candies that much more scrumptious.		'''Lead''' (atomic number '''82''', symbol '''Pb''' from the Latin: '''''“paragon beautia”''''') is a sparkly, magical chemical discovered by the [[Chinese]]. Often used in the construction of toys meant for export, recent discoveries have found that Lead is also a tasty food additive, making already delicious desserts and candies that much more scrumptious.

imported>Manofperson at 22:21, 8 May 2012

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	[[Image:Lead - 1.jpg\|thumb\|Lead, in its unprocessed form, is quite beautiful to look at...and quite tasty.]]		[[Image:Lead - 1.jpg\|thumb\|Lead, in its unprocessed form, is quite beautiful to look at...and quite tasty.]]
	'''Lead''' (atomic number '''82''', symbol '''Pb''' from the Latin: '''''“paragon beautia”''''') is a sparkly, magical chemical discovered by the [[Chinese]]. Often used in the construction of toys meant for export, recent discoveries have found that Lead is also a tasty food additive, making already delicious desserts and candies that much more scrumptious.		'''Lead''' (atomic number '''82''', symbol '''Pb''' from the Latin: '''''“paragon beautia”''''') is a sparkly, magical chemical discovered by the [[Chinese]]. Often used in the construction of toys meant for export, recent discoveries have found that Lead is also a tasty food additive, making already delicious desserts and candies that much more scrumptious.

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