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[[Image:Laura.JPG|thumb|Laura, doing what she actually does best, i.e. lying around waiting for some sucker to do shit for her, or give her money.]]
[[Image:laura_talbot_harlow_essex_g.png|thumb|right|mmmm aluuuuuring...]]
[[Image:Harlow.jpg|thumb|The [[cutter]] [[crybaby|ex-boyfriend]] who got dumped and went [[batshit insane]]. His name is Peter, and he whimpers like a bitch when having sex.]]
'''Laura Talbot''' is a stupid, annoying [[camwhore]], and ex-girlfriend of a [[butthurt]] [[gaiafag]]. After dumping her [[basement dweller]] [[crybaby|boyfriend]], the [[newfag]] decided to try and enlist [[Anonymous]] as his [[personal army]] and, for [[lulz|some reason]], the [[Truth|faggots]] at [[britchan]] said ''yes''. When there were too many people flooding her by phone, e-mail, and post, she got sick of it and [[Suicide|declared war on Anonymous]].

Laura likes to take FGAS pictures of herself, TRYING to make herself [[Lies|INCREDIBLY AMAGAD HOT]]. She also enjoys threesomes, occasionally faps to animal porn and likes to get off on webcam for [[Everyone|ABSOLUTELY ANYONE]].

PROTIP: Should you ever be desperate enough to [[rape|date]] this self-obsessed heifer, be prepared for her constant stream of harassment over the phone when you finally come to your senses and say [[fuck you|goodbye]].

[[Fact|PROTIP]]: This article was created by the [[crybaby|ex-boyfriend]].

{{squote|
My role is to barrel roll my body for my master at his desire.
| Laura Talbot's profile on alt}}

==Personal Army Britchan==

[[Image:Lauratalbotpersonalarmy_a.jpg|thumb|[[BAWWW|bawwwing]] ex-boyfriend asks Anonymous for help]]

The lonely [[emo]]-kid [[crybaby|ex-boyfriend]] made what is normally a fatal mistake for [[newfags]], and asked Anonymous to be his personal army. He posted naked photographs, videos, and personal details of Laura Talbot on Britchan.

Britchan, being full of frustrated anti-[[enturbulation|enturbfags]] leapt at the chance to piss someone off.

On Thurs, April 24th 2008, Britchan had the plug pulled by the hosting company ([[LULZ|LOL]] @ British free speech) at exactly the same time a mini-raid against Laura was proceeding, leading some survivors of the explosion to speculate that a particularly fail moralfag reported the site because of this exact [[lulz]].

If this is true then it won't be long before the ex-boyfriend sees the inside of the [[partyvan]].

 
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==Laura's Mother is Batshit Insane==

[[whore|Mrs Talbot]] is [[batshit insane|somewhat deluded]]. When a startled [[Anonymous]] reacted [[OMFG|sanely]] to the discovery that his new girlfriend was a whore and got the fuck out, Mrs Talbot proceeded to follow her slut daughter's example and bombard his telephone with endless aggressive messages.

Luckily, Anonymous had the idea to record some of them, and with the aid of modern computers to compensate for [[drugs|creativity]], Anon re-mixed them into a lulzy, if mediocre, [http://www.mediafire.com/?2d3htbdp2xw dance track].

Anonymous then proceeded to play these [[fail|mad]] beats at full volume [[IRL Troll|while driving up and down in front of Laura's house]].

==Moralfag Outrage==

[[Image:Laura_talbot_gumtree.png|thumb|Gumtree is your friend, Anonymous.]]
[[Image:Moral_faggotry_on_Britchan.png|thumb|[[Britchan]]'s solitary moralfag troll in all his fail.]]
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You're a cock. Do you think that after all this harassment she won't know who did it? You end up looking like an utter cock.

Be a fucking man.
| Thin-blood moralfag on Britchan, addressing Laura's Anonymous ex}}

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of course shes going to know..!! I drove up to her house blasting the song so the street could hear me, they know its me...

Not looking at being anon to her lmao, just love sweet revenge and oh the shame on her
| Anonymous ex is a real man, moralfag.}}

[[Image:Laura_talbot_myspace002.png|thumb|Looks like '''*men are shit... and then you die :]*''' are going to have a new tale to bwaaaah about.]]

==Laura on Film==

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Bump for Laura on film.
| Anonymous likes to watch.}}

*Unsurprisingly, this repulsively fat whore has strained several mobile-phone cameras with her futile attempts at being wanted by anyone at all.

*''Surprisingly'', [http://www.mediafire.com/?nggcxacxwjy some of the results are almost fappable] when edited together. With the cellulite cropped. And the spot scars. And If you squint.

 
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==Laura Cancels Her Mobile Telephone==
[[Image:Laura_talbot_spot_scars.jpg|thumb|right|PROTIP: picking at your spots with a needle will actually make you look worse, for longer.]]
[[Image:Laura Talbot cancels her mo.png|thumb|OP announces the win.]]

Mid afternoon on the third day of mini-raids, Laura Talbot cancelled her mobile telephone number. Apparently, ringing someone obsessively, [[over 9000|over and over and over]] again isn't so attractive when you are on the receiving end of it.

Who would have thought?

==Enlisting The Help of the General Public==

[[Image:laura_talbot_missing.jpg|thumb|How to recruit the general public into perpetuating lulz.]]

The [[baleet|cancellation]] of her mobile phone meant that [[BDSM|sexual deviants]] were no longer able to contact Laura, and so the [[rape|assistance]] of the wider public in the Harlow area was sought.

Local cake shops, post offices, libraries, colleges, train stations and hospitals all gave up generous display space for missing person posters, for free, and every [[douchebag|concerned member]] of the [[chav|general public]] was directed to call Laura's house phone with any sightings of her.

The two great British traditions of "being nosy" and "[[pedophile|staring at young girls]]" thus combined, the landline became constantly engaged every time Laura stepped outside of her own house.

Sadly, the number was [[delete fucking everything|deactivated]] very soon after the first posters went up.

==Gallery==

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Image:laura_talbot_harlow_essex.jpg|TITS OR GT... Oh wait.
Image:Laura_talbot_harlow_essex_d.jpg|Pretty fat in pink.
Image:Laura_talbot_harlow_abc.jpg|OH GOD NO!
Image:laura_talbot_harlow_essex_e.png|Delicious angle.
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Image:Laura_talbot_tcb001.jpg|Her cards she likes to post around Harlow, Essex.
Image:Laura_talbot_tcb004.jpg|Another of her cards.
Image:Laura_talbot_tcb003.jpg|And another...
Image:Laura_talbot_tcb002.jpg|And... well, you get the picture.
Image:Laura talbot harlow essex b.png|When [[FGAS]] goes wrong...
Image:Laura_talbot_harlow.jpg|Doing it wrong.
Image:laura_talbot_harlow_essex_f.png|Sexy? Shifty.
Image:Not_impressed_by_laura_a.jpg|Anonymous REACTS.
Image:Laura_talbot_drama.jpg|Laura chooses a bad aisle.
Image:Lauras_myspace_group.png|Her MySpace group.
Image:Mrs_Talbot_beauty_queen.jpg|Mrs Talbot's actual face. Don't laugh, it's a disease you sick fuck.
Image:Mrs_talb_no_wait_Laura.jpg|Mrs Talb- no, wait, HOLY SHIT, that's Laura! Isn't it?
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==See Also==

*[[Britchan]]
*[[Drama Llama]]
*[[Attention Whore]]

==External Links==

*Laura runs a [[shit|MySpace]] group [[you]] might be interested in:
:"Do you think that most men are just plain shit..?"
:"Do you find yourself slagging off men at every given opportunity..?"
:"Are you [[ALL CAPS|FED UP]] of guys thinking they can have a piece and then fuck right off..?!?!"
:"Well now you don't have to put up with [[anal|it]] anymore! [http://groups.myspace.com/menareshitandthenyoudie Join the club] to [[irony|slag off men all you like]]!"
*Laura's [http://www.mediafire.com/?nggcxacxwjy first porno flick] , AVI & WMV.
*1st [http://www.mediafire.com/?3gmyy4dtznf 3GP porn clip] sauce
*2nd [http://www.mediafire.com/?iltttyzz9g3 3GP porn clip] sauce
*3rd [http://www.mediafire.com/?dzhximxlxl1 3GP porn clip] sauce
*Laura's mother practices the fine British traditions of "having a clue", and "being diplomatic", [http://www.mediafire.com/?2d3htbdp2xw mixed with lame Essex electronica.]
*An exciting game of [[You Laugh, You Lose|You Fap, You Lose]], nightmare level: Mrs Talbot ranting over [http://www.mediafire.com/?czdjbmy2dj3 a reel of her slut daughter sucking cock], AVI & WMV.

 
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