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Common Latin Phrases

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	:''[[Vagina]]'' - "Sheath" (not kidding)		:''[[Vagina]]'' - "Sheath" (not kidding)
	:''[[Penis]]'' - "Tail" (Go get some dude)		:''[[Penis]]'' - "Tail" (Go get some dude)
	:''Globos meos lambe" - "Lick my balls."		:''Globos meos lambe'' - "Lick my balls."

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imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware at 02:51, 6 June 2016

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	[[Image:Spqrsig.jpg\|thumb\|[[Rome\|''SENATVS POPVLVSQVE ROMANVS.'']] Latin in use back in the day.]]		[[Image:Spqrsig.jpg\|thumb\|[[Rome\|''SENATVS POPVLVSQVE ROMANVS.'']] Latin in use back in the day.]]
	[[Image:Toga-crown.jpg\|thumb\|Latin is a contemporary giant of education and remains as [[relevant]] to modern relationships as it ever was.]]		[[Image:Toga-crown.jpg\|thumb\|Latin is a contemporary giant of education and remains as [[relevant]] to modern relationships as it ever was.]]
	Latin is the name of the language used by the guys who ran the Roman Empire. It's distinct lack of native speakers makes it a so-called 'dead language'; dead language being the technical term for, [[shit nobody cares about\|'all the people who talked like this are dead']]. What this, essentially, means is that Latin is only used by [[Philosophy\|know-it-all]] [[virgin~~\|virgins~~]] that can't get it up; the [[emo\|sad]] [[nerd\|people]] who [[insane\|spend their fucking lives]] with Latin (or any other dead, basically useless language) are called 'philologists'. Famous philologists you may have heard of include [[LOTR\|J.R.R Tolkien]], and our [[~~batshit\|~~batshit]] friend, [[Nietzsche\|Fred Nietzsche]]
			'''Latin''' is the name of the language used by the guys who ran the Roman Empire. It's distinct lack of native speakers makes it a so-called 'dead language'; dead language being the technical term for, [[shit nobody cares about\|'all the people who talked like this are dead']]. What this, essentially, means is that Latin is only used by [[Philosophy\|know-it-all]] [[virgin]]s that can't get it up; the [[emo\|sad]] [[nerd\|people]] who [[insane\|spend their fucking lives]] with Latin (or any other dead, basically useless language) are called 'philologists'. Famous philologists you may have heard of include [[LOTR\|J.R.R Tolkien]], and our [[batshit]] friend, [[Nietzsche\|Fred Nietzsche]]

	Latin has also been in use for centuries as an instrument of torture in schools; for example, [[Faggotry\|Latin is taught]] in [[English]] fee paying schools (confusingly called Public Schools), and also sometimes [[gay\|single gender]] schools. This is so that, should you meet or [[necrophilia\|dig up a dead]] [[Roman Shower\|Roman]] in [[England]], you can at least [[flame]] him in his own language.		Latin has also been in use for centuries as an instrument of torture in schools; for example, [[Faggotry\|Latin is taught]] in [[English]] fee paying schools (confusingly called Public Schools), and also sometimes [[gay\|single gender]] schools. This is so that, should you meet or [[necrophilia\|dig up a dead]] [[Roman Shower\|Roman]] in [[England]], you can at least [[flame]] him in his own language.
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	Latin is widely considered to be completely irrelevant to normal life, but this is probably because most people are [[retarded]], and hence, [[noone]] cares about where [[over 9000]] commonly used words in their language come from.		Latin is widely considered to be completely irrelevant to normal life, but this is probably because most people are [[retarded]], and hence, [[noone]] cares about where [[over 9000]] commonly used words in their language come from.

			==See Also==

	~~==See Also==~~
	*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Golden_Ass The Golden Ass]
	*[[Language]]		*[[Language]]
	*[[Esperanto\|Nova Latin]]		*[[Esperanto\|Nova Latin]]

			== External links ==

			*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Golden_Ass The Golden Ass]


	{{Language}}		{{Language}}
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imported>Likeicare: seems good enough to me

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seems good enough to me

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imported>Likeicare: seems good enough to me

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seems good enough to me

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imported>Likeicare: seems good enough to me

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seems good enough to me

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seems good enough to me

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	[[Image:Spqrsig.jpg\|thumb\|[[Rome\|''SENATVS POPVLVSQVE ROMANVS.'']] Latin in use back in the day.]]		[[Image:Spqrsig.jpg\|thumb\|[[Rome\|''SENATVS POPVLVSQVE ROMANVS.'']] Latin in use back in the day.]]
	[[Image:Toga-crown.jpg\|thumb\|Latin is a contemporary giant of education and remains as [[relevant]] to modern relationships as it ever was.]]		[[Image:Toga-crown.jpg\|thumb\|Latin is a contemporary giant of education and remains as [[relevant]] to modern relationships as it ever was.]]

imported>Barrabas at 05:35, 11 October 2012

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	:''Manus manum lavat'' - "[[69\|I think we can work something out]]."		:''Manus manum lavat'' - "[[69\|I think we can work something out]]."
	:''[[Etc]]etera'' - "That's all I've got"		:''[[Etc]]etera'' - "That's all I've got"
	:''Praeterea sanctum nihil est neque ab inguine tutum, non matrona laris, non filia virgo, neque ipse sponsus levis adhuc, non filius ante pudicus; horum si nihil est, aviam resupinat amici.'' - "~~A/S/L?~~"		:''Praeterea sanctum nihil est neque ab inguine tutum, non matrona laris, non filia virgo, neque ipse sponsus levis adhuc, non filius ante pudicus; horum si nihil est, aviam resupinat amici.'' - "[[I'd_hit_it\|I'd hit that.]]"
	:''TU NUB' ATQUE TACE!'' - "STFU, N00B!"		:''TU NUB' ATQUE TACE!'' - "STFU, N00B!"
	:''Mea navis aëricumbens anguillis abundat!''- My hovercraft is full of eels!		:''Mea navis aëricumbens anguillis abundat!''- My hovercraft is full of eels!

imported>Barrabas at 05:12, 11 October 2012

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	[[Image:Spqrsig.jpg\|thumb\|[[Rome\|''SENATVS POPVLVSQVE ROMANVS.'']] Latin in use back in the day.]]		[[Image:Spqrsig.jpg\|thumb\|[[Rome\|''SENATVS POPVLVSQVE ROMANVS.'']] Latin in use back in the day.]]
	[[Image:Toga-crown.jpg\|thumb\|Latin is a contemporary giant of education and remains as [[relevant]] to modern relationships as it ever was.]]		[[Image:Toga-crown.jpg\|thumb\|Latin is a contemporary giant of education and remains as [[relevant]] to modern relationships as it ever was.]]
	Latin is the name of the language used by the guys who ran the Roman Empire. It's distinct lack of native speakers makes it a so-called 'dead language'; dead language being the technical term for, [[shit nobody cares about\|'all the people who talked like this are dead']]. What this, essentially, means is that Latin is only used by [[Philosophy\|know-it-all]] [[virgin\|virgins]] that can't get it up; the [[emo\|sad]] [[nerd\|people]] who [[insane\|spend their fucking lives]] with Latin (or any other dead, basically useless language) are called 'philologists'. Famous philologists you may have heard of include [[LOTR\|J.R.R Tolkien]] and our [[batshit\|batshit]] friend, [[Nietzsche\|Fred Nietzsche]]		Latin is the name of the language used by the guys who ran the Roman Empire. It's distinct lack of native speakers makes it a so-called 'dead language'; dead language being the technical term for, [[shit nobody cares about\|'all the people who talked like this are dead']]. What this, essentially, means is that Latin is only used by [[Philosophy\|know-it-all]] [[virgin\|virgins]] that can't get it up; the [[emo\|sad]] [[nerd\|people]] who [[insane\|spend their fucking lives]] with Latin (or any other dead, basically useless language) are called 'philologists'. Famous philologists you may have heard of include [[LOTR\|J.R.R Tolkien]], and our [[batshit\|batshit]] friend, [[Nietzsche\|Fred Nietzsche]]

	Latin has also been in use for centuries as an instrument of torture in schools; for example, [[Faggotry\|Latin is taught]] in [[English]] fee paying schools (confusingly called Public Schools), and also sometimes [[gay\|single gender]] schools. This is so that, should you meet or [[necrophilia\|dig up a dead]] [[Roman Shower\|Roman]] in [[England]], you can at least [[flame]] him in his own language.		Latin has also been in use for centuries as an instrument of torture in schools; for example, [[Faggotry\|Latin is taught]] in [[English]] fee paying schools (confusingly called Public Schools), and also sometimes [[gay\|single gender]] schools. This is so that, should you meet or [[necrophilia\|dig up a dead]] [[Roman Shower\|Roman]] in [[England]], you can at least [[flame]] him in his own language.

imported>Barrabas at 05:04, 11 October 2012

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	:''[[Etc]]etera'' - "That's all I've got"		:''[[Etc]]etera'' - "That's all I've got"
	:''Praeterea sanctum nihil est neque ab inguine tutum, non matrona laris, non filia virgo, neque ipse sponsus levis adhuc, non filius ante pudicus; horum si nihil est, aviam resupinat amici.'' - "A/S/L?"		:''Praeterea sanctum nihil est neque ab inguine tutum, non matrona laris, non filia virgo, neque ipse sponsus levis adhuc, non filius ante pudicus; horum si nihil est, aviam resupinat amici.'' - "A/S/L?"
	:''TU NUB' ATQUE TACE!'' - STFU, N00B!		:''TU NUB' ATQUE TACE!'' - "STFU, N00B!"
	:''Mea navis aëricumbens anguillis abundat!''- My hovercraft is full of eels!		:''Mea navis aëricumbens anguillis abundat!''- My hovercraft is full of eels!
	:''Et nihil pretii perivit.'' - "And nothing of value was lost."		:''Et nihil pretii perivit.'' - "And nothing of value was lost."
	:''Feles longa est longa.'' - "[[Longcat\|Long cat]] is long."		:''Feles longa est longa.'' - "[[Longcat\|Long cat]] is long."
	:''Ex nihilo nihil fit.'' - "You can't [[Divide By Zero]]"		:''Ex nihilo nihil fit.'' - "You can't [[Divide By Zero]]."
	:''Irrumare'' - infinitive verb, translates roughly as "to facefuck."		:''Irrumare'' - infinitive verb, translates roughly as "to facefuck."
	:''lol quid'' - [[lolwut]]		:''lol quid'' - "[[lolwut]]"
	:''[[Vagina]]'' - Sheath (not kidding)		:''[[Vagina]]'' - "Sheath" (not kidding)
	:''[[Penis]]'' - Tail (Go get some dude)		:''[[Penis]]'' - "Tail" (Go get some dude)

	Latin is widely considered to be completely irrelevant to normal life, but this is probably because most people are [[retarded]], and hence, [[noone]] cares about where [[over 9000]] commonly used words in their language come from.		Latin is widely considered to be completely irrelevant to normal life, but this is probably because most people are [[retarded]], and hence, [[noone]] cares about where [[over 9000]] commonly used words in their language come from.

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	==See Also==		==See Also==

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	[[Image:Spqrsig.jpg\|thumb\|[[Rome\|''SENATVS POPVLVSQVE ROMANVS.'']] Latin in use back in the day.]]		[[Image:Spqrsig.jpg\|thumb\|[[Rome\|''SENATVS POPVLVSQVE ROMANVS.'']] Latin in use back in the day.]]
	[[Image:Toga-crown.jpg\|thumb\|Latin is a contemporary giant of education and remains as [[relevant]] to modern relationships as it ever was.]]		[[Image:Toga-crown.jpg\|thumb\|Latin is a contemporary giant of education and remains as [[relevant]] to modern relationships as it ever was.]]
	Latin is the name of the language used by the guys who ran the Roman Empire. It's distinct lack of native speakers makes it a so-called 'dead language'; dead language being the technical term for, [[shit nobody cares about\|'all the people who talked like this are dead']]. What this, essentially, means is that Latin is only used by [[Philosophy\|know-it-all]] [[virgin\|virgins]] that can't get it up; the [[emo\|sad]] [[nerd\|people]] who [[insane\|spend their fucking lives]] with Latin (or any other dead, basically useless language) are called 'philologists'. Famous philologists you may have heard of include [[LOTR\|J.R.R Tolkien]] and our [[batshit\|batshit]] friend, [[Nietzsche\|Fred Nietzsche]]		Latin is the name of the language used by the guys who ran the Roman Empire. It's distinct lack of native speakers makes it a so-called 'dead language'; dead language being the technical term for, [[shit nobody cares about\|'all the people who talked like this are dead']]. What this, essentially, means is that Latin is only used by [[Philosophy\|know-it-all]] [[virgin\|virgins]] that can't get it up; the [[emo\|sad]] [[nerd\|people]] who [[insane\|spend their fucking lives]] with Latin (or any other dead, basically useless language) are called 'philologists'. Famous philologists you may have heard of include [[LOTR\|J.R.R Tolkien]], and our [[batshit\|batshit]] friend, [[Nietzsche\|Fred Nietzsche]]

	Latin has also been in use for centuries as an instrument of torture in schools; for example, [[Faggotry\|Latin is taught]] in [[English]] fee paying schools (confusingly called Public Schools), and also sometimes [[gay\|single gender]] schools. This is so that, should you meet or [[necrophilia\|dig up a dead]] [[Roman Shower\|Roman]] in [[England]], you can at least [[flame]] him in his own language.		Latin has also been in use for centuries as an instrument of torture in schools; for example, [[Faggotry\|Latin is taught]] in [[English]] fee paying schools (confusingly called Public Schools), and also sometimes [[gay\|single gender]] schools. This is so that, should you meet or [[necrophilia\|dig up a dead]] [[Roman Shower\|Roman]] in [[England]], you can at least [[flame]] him in his own language.

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	[[Image:Toga-crown.jpg\|thumb\|Latin is a contemporary giant of education and remains as [[relevant]] to modern relationships as it ever was.]]		[[Image:Toga-crown.jpg\|thumb\|Latin is a contemporary giant of education and remains as [[relevant]] to modern relationships as it ever was.]]

	'''Latin''' is the name of the language used by the guys who ran the Roman Empire. ~~It's~~ distinct lack of native speakers makes it a so-called 'dead language'; dead language being the technical term for, [[shit nobody cares about\|'all the people who talked like this are dead']]. What this, essentially, means is that Latin is only used by [[Philosophy\|know-it-all]] [[virgin]]s that can't get it up; the [[emo\|sad]] [[nerd\|people]] who [[insane\|spend their fucking lives]] with Latin (or any other dead, basically useless language) are called 'philologists'. Famous philologists you may have heard of include [[LOTR\|J.R.R Tolkien]], and our [[batshit]] friend, [[Nietzsche\|Fred Nietzsche]]		'''Latin''' is the name of the language used by the guys who ran the Roman Empire. Its distinct lack of native speakers makes it a so-called 'dead language'; dead language being the technical term for, [[shit nobody cares about\|'all the people who talked like this are dead']]. What this, essentially, means is that Latin is only used by [[Philosophy\|know-it-all]] [[virgin]]s that can't get it up; the [[emo\|sad]] [[nerd\|people]] who [[insane\|spend their fucking lives]] with Latin (or any other dead, basically useless language) are called 'philologists'. Famous philologists you may have heard of include [[LOTR\|J.R.R Tolkien]], and our [[batshit]] friend, [[Nietzsche\|Fred Nietzsche]]

	Latin has also been in use for centuries as an instrument of torture in schools; for example, [[Faggotry\|Latin is taught]] in [[English]] fee paying schools (confusingly called Public Schools), and also sometimes [[gay\|single gender]] schools. This is so that, should you meet or [[necrophilia\|dig up a dead]] [[Roman Shower\|Roman]] in [[England]], you can at least [[flame]] him in his own language.		Latin has also been in use for centuries as an instrument of torture in schools; for example, [[Faggotry\|Latin is taught]] in [[English]] fee paying schools (confusingly called Public Schools), and also sometimes [[gay\|single gender]] schools. This is so that, should you meet or [[necrophilia\|dig up a dead]] [[Roman Shower\|Roman]] in [[England]], you can at least [[flame]] him in his own language.

	In general, it survived mainly as nerd-speak between [[geek\|academics]] and as so-called 'kitchen Latin', among groups such as [[~~Wicca~~\|~~wiccans~~]], [[Magick\|mages]], [[Satanism\|satanists]], [[goths]], [[Philosophy\|philosophers]], ~~and~~ [[faggots\|etc]].		In general, it survived mainly as nerd-speak between [[geek\|academics]] and as so-called 'kitchen Latin', among groups such as [[Catholic\|Catholics]], [[Magick\|mages]], [[Satanism\|satanists]], [[goths]], [[Philosophy\|philosophers]], [[faggots\|etc]].

	On the [[internets]], it is encountered in a few distinct [[british\|flavours]] (see below).		On the [[internets]], it is encountered in a few distinct [[british\|flavours]] (see below).

	''"I know Latin, I has studied it"'' is one of the most used phrases regarding the subject, and is commonly used by [[pedobear\|learned gentlemen]] in order to garner [[Sex\|respect]] on the tubes from [[~~16-year-old girl~~\|easily impressionable faggots]].		''"I know Latin, I has studied it"'' is one of the most used phrases regarding the subject, and is commonly used by [[pedobear\|learned gentlemen]] in order to garner [[Sex\|respect]] on the tubes from [[twinks\|easily impressionable faggots]].

	==Contemporary Latin Use==		==Contemporary Latin Use==
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	*Law students use a limited amount of Latin when they are not getting arrested for DWI (Latin [[fail\|exams]] usually consist of crossword-puzzles and/or multiple-choice-tests for [[retards]]).		*Law students use a limited amount of Latin when they are not getting arrested for DWI (Latin [[fail\|exams]] usually consist of crossword-puzzles and/or multiple-choice-tests for [[retards]]).

	*[[Science\|Scientists]] of all kinds, from biologists to <s>philosophers</s> [[DISREGARD_THAT\|lol, Philosophy isn't a real science]], use Latin for all the important things - such as categorization of anything they see (Latin has better affixes than Diablo II, AND you can [[masturbate\|call]] it [[beastiality\|'taxonomy']], which makes it sound better than [[Aspie\|'making lists']]!), and [[catchphrases]]. Astronomers ([[LSD\|People who spend their lives staring into space]]) also use Latin. This is fairly noticeable since all of our planets are named after Roman gods (although everyone knows that the Roman gods are just [[Electric_Boogaloo\|plagiarized versions of the Greek ones]]).		*[[Science\|Scientists]] of all kinds, from biologists to <s>philosophers</s> [[DISREGARD_THAT\|lol, Philosophy isn't a real science]], use Latin for all the important things - such as categorization of anything they see (Latin has better affixes than Diablo II, AND you can [[masturbate\|call]] it [[beastiality\|'taxonomy']], which makes it sound better than [[Aspie\|'making lists']]!), and [[catchphrases]]. Astronomers ([[LSD\|People who spend their lives staring into space]]) also use Latin. This is fairly noticeable since all of our planets are named after Roman gods (although everyone knows that the Roman gods are just autistic, [[Electric_Boogaloo\|plagiarized versions of the Greek ones]]).

	*The [[Catholic]] Church, in contrast, generally uses a mangled form of Latin to tell regular folk how evil they are, and for secret ~~communicaes~~ to its priests regarding taking it [[in the ass]]. Until the 1960's, most Catholic masses were given completely in Latin, mostly as a means to make sure the layman had no idea what the fuck was going on. [[Some Argue]] that this may have been done on purpose in order to further [[BDSM\|subjugate]] any given congregation to it's [[shotacat\|priest]]. The Vatican's [[Bible\|manual]], written in Latin and fittingly called the [[unfunny\|'Vulgata']], is considered the quintessential coffee-table book.		*The [[Catholic]] Church, in contrast, generally uses a mangled form of Latin to tell regular folk how evil they are, and for secret communiques to its priests regarding taking it [[in the ass]]. Until the 1960's, most Catholic masses were given completely in Latin, mostly as a means to make sure the layman had no idea what the fuck was going on. [[Some Argue]] that this may have been done on purpose in order to further [[BDSM\|subjugate]] any given congregation to it's [[shotacat\|priest]]. The Vatican's [[Bible\|manual]], written in Latin and fittingly called the [[unfunny\|'Vulgata']], is considered the quintessential coffee-table book.

	True to its roots, everybody that regularly employs Latin in normal speech is a ~~hungry~~ [[pedophile]].		True to its roots, everybody that regularly employs Latin in normal speech is a voracious [[pedophile]].

	Latin ~~basically~~ [[evolution\|devolved]] into the "Romance Languages" such as [[French]], [[Italy\|Italian]], [[Portugal\|Portuguese]], [[Spain\|Spanish]], [[Romanian]], and [[Switzerland\|Romansh]], [[Statistics\|80%]] of [[English]], (some) [[German]], ''et cetera''. ''Ergo'' one could say it never really died, unlike [[Africa\|Punic]], which is ~~undoubtedly~~ dead and gone.		Latin [[evolution\|devolved]] into the "Romance Languages" such as [[French]], [[Italy\|Italian]], [[Portugal\|Portuguese]], [[Spain\|Spanish]], [[Romanian]], and [[Switzerland\|Romansh]], [[Statistics\|80%]] of [[English]], (some) [[German]], ''et cetera''. ''Ergo'' one could say it never really died, unlike [[Africa\|Punic]], which is indisputably dead and gone.

	==Latin America==		==Latin America==
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	:''A priori'' - "This is bullshit that comes with the game."		:''A priori'' - "This is bullshit that comes with the game."
	:''A Posteriori'' - "This is bullshit that comes as DLC afterwards."		:''A Posteriori'' - "This is bullshit that comes as DLC afterwards."
	:''Et tu, Brute'' - "Oh, ~~Brutis~~"		:''Et tu, Brute'' - "Oh, Brutus"
	:''Ad fundum'' - "[[In the ass]]"		:''Ad fundum'' - "[[In the ass]]"
	:''In absentia'' - "[[In the ass]]"		:''In absentia'' - "[[In the ass]]"
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	:''[[Vagina]]'' - "Sheath" (not kidding)		:''[[Vagina]]'' - "Sheath" (not kidding)
	:''[[Penis]]'' - "Tail" (Go get some dude)		:''[[Penis]]'' - "Tail" (Go get some dude)
			:''Globos meos lambe" - "Lick my balls."


	Latin is widely considered to be completely irrelevant to normal life, but this is probably because most people are [[retarded]], and hence, [[noone]] cares about where [[over 9000]] commonly used words in their language come from.		Latin is widely considered to be completely irrelevant to normal life, but this is probably because most people are [[retarded]], and hence, [[noone]] cares about where [[over 9000]] commonly used words in their language come from.