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ED Helps You Look Smart

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	== ED Helps You Look Smart ==		== ED Helps You Look Smart ==

	If you want to look smart in a Mythology class, use this movie as it is loosely based on the Arthurian Legends of Gareth/Jareth. Where to hammer it home is to bring up that Sarah gives Toby the bear named Lancelot at the end of the movie and Lancelot killed Gareth/Jareth in Arthurian Legend.		[[File:David Bowie Labyrinth long hair.jpg\|thum\|right\|250px]]

			If you want to look smart in a Mythology class, and [[God]] you need all the help you can get, use this movie as it is loosely based on the Arthurian Legends, King Arthur [[Stupid\|Dumbass]], of Gareth/Jareth. Where to hammer it home, if you can even articulate it, is to bring up that Sarah gives Toby the bear named Lancelot at the end of the movie and Lancelot killed Gareth/Jareth in Arthurian Legend.

			We helped you look smart for a day. This might actually help raise your grade from an [[Fail\|F]] to a D when the Professor is giving out the final grade for the semester.

			Our advice, learn to be a [[Homosexuality\|Man Whore]]. You never have to leave your [[Basement\|House]] and get to bite your pillow all day.

	== Quotes ==		== Quotes ==

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			== ED Helps You Look Smart ==

			If you want to look smart in a Mythology class, use this movie as it is loosely based on the Arthurian Legends of Gareth/Jareth. Where to hammer it home is to bring up that Sarah gives Toby the bear named Lancelot at the end of the movie and Lancelot killed Gareth/Jareth in Arthurian Legend.


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	~~== ED Helps You Look Smart ==~~

	If you want to look smart in a Mythology class, use this movie as it is based Loosely on the Arthurian Legends of Gareth/Jareth. Where to hammer it home is to bring up that Sarah gives Toby the bear named Lancelot at the end of the movie and Lancelot killed Gareth/Jareth in Arthurian Legend.

imported>The PolishPrince at 20:50, 1 May 2023

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imported>The PolishPrince at 20:50, 1 May 2023

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	As with most Lucas films, the plot is quite simple, having cute characters and a goal to chase after for 120 minutes.		As with most Lucas films, the plot is quite simple, having cute characters and a goal to chase after for 120 minutes.

	Sarah, the main character of the movie, is a ~~Midlevel~~ [[Cosplay]]er. Because she is like [[you]] and has no friends or hope of friends in the near future her Father and '''Evil Step Mother''' expect her to watch her half-brother for free.		Sarah, the main character of the movie, is a Midieval [[Cosplay]]er. Because she is like [[you]] and has no friends or hope of friends in the near future her Father and '''Evil Step [[Your Mom\|Mother]]''' expect her to watch her half-brother for free because they already know that she has nothing planned other than a night full of [[Masturbate\|schlicking]] to light porn on Cinamax.

	During one of her half-brother, Toby's crying fits Sarah tells him a story about wishing him away to the Goblin King. It's when the goblins hiding in the wall repeat the proper spell of, "''I wish the Goblin King would come take you away,"'' that she hears it and repeats it.		During one of her half-brother, Toby's crying fits Sarah tells him a story about wishing him away to the Goblin King. It's when the goblins hiding in the wall repeat the proper spell of, "''I wish the Goblin King would come take you away,"'' that she hears it and repeats it.

	Being a [[loli\|14-year-old girl]] Sarah instantly regrets what she did and begs the Goblin King, who ~~has~~ been ~~wanting to~~ toilet cam shots of her, to return Toby.		Being a [[loli\|14-year-old girl]] Sarah instantly regrets what she did and begs the Goblin King, who, earlier, had been watching toilet cam shots of her, to return her half-brother Toby.

	Stuck with the misfortune of being in the room with a [[loli]] and having [[Erection\|Bowie Bulge]], Jareth relents but he will only give Toby back ~~only~~ if Sarah can navigate his labrinth in 13 hours, thus beginning the 2 hour chase to the credits.		Stuck with the misfortune of being in the room with a [[loli]] and having [[Erection\|Bowie Bulge]], Jareth relents but he will only give Toby back if Sarah can navigate his labrinth in 13 hours, thus beginning the 2 hour chase to the credits.

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	\|[[Bitch\|Sarah]]		\|[[Bitch\|Sarah]]

	\|A real cunt of a [[loli]] that spends the first 90 minutes of the movie running around screaming how [[Emo\|Life isn't fair, Rose's have thorns and apples sometimes have worms in them]]. A solo ~~midevel~~ cosplayer because no one can put up with her bitchy attitude for longer than five minutes. It really says something about her, when at the end of the movie the only friends she has made are imiganary ones. ~~Through~~ mistake she wishes her half-brother away to the ~~goblin king~~. Many [[Feminazi]]s like to argue Sarah as a strong feminist because she made it through the labrinth and refused Jareth's advances but all she was doing was reading a book to her half brother while she smothered him with his pillow for a few moments respite.		\|A real cunt of a [[loli]] that spends the first 90 minutes of the movie running around screaming how [[Emo\|Life isn't fair, Rose's have thorns and apples sometimes have worms in them]]. A solo midieval cosplayer because no one can put up with her bitchy attitude for longer than five minutes. It really says something about her, when at the end of the movie the only friends she has made are imiganary ones. Because of an impulsive mistake she wishes her half-brother away to the Goblin King. Many [[Feminazi]]s like to argue Sarah as a strong feminist because she made it through the labrinth and refused Jareth's advances but all she was doing was reading a book to her half brother while she smothered him with his pillow for a few moments respite.

	\|[[File:Sarah head shot.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px]]		\|[[File:Sarah head shot.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px]]
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	\|[[You\|Ludo]]		\|[[You\|Ludo]]

	\|A character that is dumb as the rocks he claims to be friends with. Mostly serves as a [[Deus Ex Machina]] device for when paths are needed to be made, such as when the bridge collapses in the ''"Bog of Eternal Stench"'' and when fighters are needed because he has an ability to call rocks to him and follow his commands.		\|A character that is dumb as the rocks he claims to be friends with. Mostly serves as a [[Deus Ex Machina]] device for when paths are needed to be made, such as when the bridge collapses in the ''"Bog of Eternal Stench"'' and when fighters are needed because he has an ability to call rocks to him and those same rocks follow his commands.

	\|[[File:Labyrinth ludo.png\|thumb\|right\|250px]]		\|[[File:Labyrinth ludo.png\|thumb\|right\|250px]]
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	\|[[Troll\|Hoggle]]		\|[[Troll\|Hoggle]]

	\|A cowardly, little troll that is scared ~~shirtless~~ of Jareth and is made ''Prince of The Land Of The Bog Of Eternal Stench'' when Sarah kisses him and his title is shown when Sir Didymous does not stop his crossing the bridge. His original goal is to confuse Sarah and lead her back to the beginning of the labrinth but like so many white knighting, foul faced loveless losers on the internet Hoggle gets a hard on for Sarah and starts to see himself as her protector, even standing up to Jareth by fighting against his armies.		\|A cowardly, little troll that is scared shitless of Jareth and is made ''Prince of The Land Of The Bog Of Eternal Stench'' when Sarah kisses him and his title is shown when Sir Didymous does not stop his crossing the bridge. His original goal is to confuse Sarah and lead her back to the beginning of the labrinth but like so many white knighting, foul faced loveless losers on the internet Hoggle gets a hard on for Sarah and starts to see himself as her protector, even standing up to Jareth by fighting against his armies.

	\|[[File:Labyrinth hogl3.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px]]		\|[[File:Labyrinth hogl3.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px]]
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	\|[[Dog\|Sir Didymous]]		\|[[Dog\|Sir Didymous]]

	\|A [[crazy\|psycho]] Jack Russel Terrier that has more bravery than brains and is a perfect example of why large terrier owners need to carry insurance for their dog. Was the Guard of the bridge crossing ''The Bog Of Eternal Stench'' until the bridge collapsed and he had nothing left to guard ~~and so~~ decided to follow Sarah. His steed is an Old English Sheep Dog named Ambrosius.		\|A [[crazy\|psycho]] Jack Russel Terrier that has more bravery than brains and is a perfect example of why large terrier owners need to carry insurance for their dog. Was the Guard of the bridge crossing ''The Bog Of Eternal Stench'' until the bridge collapsed and as he had nothing left to guard he decided to follow Sarah. His steed is an Old English Sheep Dog named Ambrosius.


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			== ED Helps You Look Smart ==

			If you want to look smart in a Mythology class, use this movie as it is based Loosely on the Arthurian Legends of Gareth/Jareth. Where to hammer it home is to bring up that Sarah gives Toby the bear named Lancelot at the end of the movie and Lancelot killed Gareth/Jareth in Arthurian Legend.

imported>The PolishPrince at 19:29, 1 May 2023

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	[[File:~~Labrinth~~.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px]]		[[File:Labyrinth poster .jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px]]

	'''Labrinth''' is probably the greatest thing to happen in the [[1980s]] other than [[White Trash\|Big hair]], women waxing their privates, [[Trump\|Our future god emperor]] appearing in the WWF, rumours that George Michael was straight and the Japanese invasion of cheap steel, electronics and [[Animu]].		'''Labrinth''' is probably the greatest thing to happen in the [[1980s]] other than [[White Trash\|Big hair]], women waxing their privates, [[Trump\|Our future god emperor]] appearing in the WWF, rumours that George Michael was straight and the Japanese invasion of cheap steel, electronics and [[Animu]].
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	== Plot ==		== Plot ==

	[[File:~~Labrinth bowie~~.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|So gay. Or not gay enough]]		[[File:BowieBulgeLabrynth.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|So gay. Or not gay enough]]

	As with most Lucas films, the plot is quite simple, having cute characters and a goal to chase after for 120 minutes.		As with most Lucas films, the plot is quite simple, having cute characters and a goal to chase after for 120 minutes.
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	{{Quote\|The Fireys, favorites of ~~pyres~~ the world over}}		{{Quote\|<center>The Fireys, favorites of pyros the world over</center>}}

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	\|A real cunt of a [[loli]] that spends the first 90 minutes of the movie running around screaming how [[Emo\|Life isn't fair, Rose's have thorns and apples sometimes have worms in them]]. A solo midevel cosplayer because no one can put up with her bitchy attitude for longer than five minutes. It really says something about her, when at the end of the movie the only friends she has made are imiganary ones. Through mistake she wishes her half-brother away to the goblin king. Many [[Feminazi]]s like to argue Sarah as a strong feminist because she made it through the labrinth and refused Jareth's advances but all she was doing was reading a book to her half brother while she smothered him with his pillow for a few moments respite.		\|A real cunt of a [[loli]] that spends the first 90 minutes of the movie running around screaming how [[Emo\|Life isn't fair, Rose's have thorns and apples sometimes have worms in them]]. A solo midevel cosplayer because no one can put up with her bitchy attitude for longer than five minutes. It really says something about her, when at the end of the movie the only friends she has made are imiganary ones. Through mistake she wishes her half-brother away to the goblin king. Many [[Feminazi]]s like to argue Sarah as a strong feminist because she made it through the labrinth and refused Jareth's advances but all she was doing was reading a book to her half brother while she smothered him with his pillow for a few moments respite.

	\|[[File:Sarah ~~Labrinth.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px]]~~		\|[[File:Sarah head shot.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px]]

	~~[[File:Sarah labrinth2~~.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px]]

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	\|Is he gay, a pedophile or an hebephile? No one knows. Jareth kidnaps Sarah's half-brother as a favor to her because he wants to get all jiggy with Sarah and make her half-brother a goblin. Like most viewers under the age of 12, as a maiden and being pure of body, Sarah is frightened by the Bowie bulge and chooses to make friends with the loser brigade rather than someone who could grant all her dreams and wishes. Not a true villain, more like an anti-villain because if the point of view were changed 180 degrees he would be seen as a dark hero or the [[Star Wars\|Yoda Figure]] that aids the hero in maturing.		\|Is he gay, a pedophile or an hebephile? No one knows. Jareth kidnaps Sarah's half-brother as a favor to her because he wants to get all jiggy with Sarah and make her half-brother a goblin. Like most viewers under the age of 12, as a maiden and being pure of body, Sarah is frightened by the Bowie bulge and chooses to make friends with the loser brigade rather than someone who could grant all her dreams and wishes. Not a true villain, more like an anti-villain because if the point of view were changed 180 degrees he would be seen as a dark hero or the [[Star Wars\|Yoda Figure]] that aids the hero in maturing.

	\|[[File:Jareth~~-jareth-40642250-268-352~~.~~gif~~\|thumb\|right\|250px]]		\|[[File:Labyrinth Jareth 11.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px]]
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	\|A character that is dumb as the rocks he claims to be friends with. Mostly serves as a [[Deus Ex Machina]] device for when paths are needed to be made, such as when the bridge collapses in the ''"Bog of Eternal Stench"'' and when fighters are needed because he has an ability to call rocks to him and follow his commands.		\|A character that is dumb as the rocks he claims to be friends with. Mostly serves as a [[Deus Ex Machina]] device for when paths are needed to be made, such as when the bridge collapses in the ''"Bog of Eternal Stench"'' and when fighters are needed because he has an ability to call rocks to him and follow his commands.

	\|[[File:~~Labrinth.~~ludo.~~jpg~~\|thumb\|right\|250px]]		\|[[File:Labyrinth ludo.png\|thumb\|right\|250px]]

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	\|A cowardly, little troll that is scared shirtless of Jareth and is made ''Prince of The Land Of The Bog Of Eternal Stench'' when Sarah kisses him and his title is shown when Sir Didymous does not stop his crossing the bridge. His original goal is to confuse Sarah and lead her back to the beginning of the labrinth but like so many white knighting, foul faced loveless losers on the internet Hoggle gets a hard on for Sarah and starts to see himself as her protector, even standing up to Jareth by fighting against his armies.		\|A cowardly, little troll that is scared shirtless of Jareth and is made ''Prince of The Land Of The Bog Of Eternal Stench'' when Sarah kisses him and his title is shown when Sir Didymous does not stop his crossing the bridge. His original goal is to confuse Sarah and lead her back to the beginning of the labrinth but like so many white knighting, foul faced loveless losers on the internet Hoggle gets a hard on for Sarah and starts to see himself as her protector, even standing up to Jareth by fighting against his armies.

	\|[[File:~~20180823 165931~~.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px]]		\|[[File:Labyrinth hogl3.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px]]

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	\|[[File:~~Sir didymous~~.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px]]		\|[[File:Didymus-02.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px]]

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	\|No one really remembers Toby except for cosplayers and pedophiles. For being the quest item, he has very little screen time.		\|No one really remembers Toby except for cosplayers and pedophiles. For being the quest item, he has very little screen time.

	\|[[File:~~Labrinth~~ toby.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px]]		\|[[File:Labyrinth toby.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px]]

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	\|A cowardly, little troll that us scared shirtless of ~~Jarethe~~ and is made ''Prince of The Land Of The Bog Of Eternal Stench'' when Sarah kisses him and his title is shown when Sir Didymous does not stop his crossing the bridge. His original goal is to confuse Sarah and lead her back to the beginning of the labrinth but like so many white knighting, foul faced loveless losers on the internet Hoggle gets a ~~harden~~ for Sarah and starts to see himself as her protector, even standing up to ~~Hareth~~ by fighting against his armies.		\|A cowardly, little troll that is scared shirtless of Jareth and is made ''Prince of The Land Of The Bog Of Eternal Stench'' when Sarah kisses him and his title is shown when Sir Didymous does not stop his crossing the bridge. His original goal is to confuse Sarah and lead her back to the beginning of the labrinth but like so many white knighting, foul faced loveless losers on the internet Hoggle gets a hard on for Sarah and starts to see himself as her protector, even standing up to Jareth by fighting against his armies.

	\|[[File:20180823 165931.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px]]		\|[[File:20180823 165931.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px]]

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	\|[[Bitch\|Sarah]]		\|[[Bitch\|Sarah]]

	\|A real cunt of a [[loli]] that ~~aoends~~ the first 90 minutes of the movie running around screaming how [[Emo\|Life isn't fair, Rose's have thorns and apples sometimes have worms in them. A solo midevel cosplayer because no one can put up with her bitchy attitude for longer than five minutes. It really says something about her, when at the end of the movie the only friends she has made are imiganary ones. Through mistake she wishes her half-brother away to the goblin king. Many [[Feminazi]]s like to argue Sarah as a strong feminist because she made it through the labrinth and refused Jareth's advances but all she was doing was reading a book to her half brother while she smothered him with his pillow for a few moments respite.		\|A real cunt of a [[loli]] that spends the first 90 minutes of the movie running around screaming how [[Emo\|Life isn't fair, Rose's have thorns and apples sometimes have worms in them]]. A solo midevel cosplayer because no one can put up with her bitchy attitude for longer than five minutes. It really says something about her, when at the end of the movie the only friends she has made are imiganary ones. Through mistake she wishes her half-brother away to the goblin king. Many [[Feminazi]]s like to argue Sarah as a strong feminist because she made it through the labrinth and refused Jareth's advances but all she was doing was reading a book to her half brother while she smothered him with his pillow for a few moments respite.

	\|[[File:Sarah Labrinth.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px]]		\|[[File:Sarah Labrinth.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px]]

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	\|[[Bitch\|Sarah]]		\|[[Bitch\|Sarah]]

	\|A real cunt of a [[loli]] that ~~aoends~~ the first 90 minutes of the movie running around screaming how [[Emo\|Life isn't fair, Rose's have thorns and apples sometimes have worms in them. A solo midevel cosplayer because no one can put up with her bitchy attitude for longer than five minutes. It really says something about her, when at the end of the movie the only friends she has made are imiganary ones. Through mistake she wishes her half-brother away to the goblin king. Many [[Feminazi]]s like to argue Sarah as a strong feminist because she made it through the labrinth and refused Jareth's advances but all she was doing was reading a book to her half brother while she smothered him with his pillow for a few moments respite.		\|A real cunt of a [[loli]] that spends the first 90 minutes of the movie running around screaming how [[Emo\|Life isn't fair, Rose's have thorns and apples sometimes have worms in them]]. A solo midevel cosplayer because no one can put up with her bitchy attitude for longer than five minutes. It really says something about her, when at the end of the movie the only friends she has made are imiganary ones. Through mistake she wishes her half-brother away to the goblin king. Many [[Feminazi]]s like to argue Sarah as a strong feminist because she made it through the labrinth and refused Jareth's advances but all she was doing was reading a book to her half brother while she smothered him with his pillow for a few moments respite.

	\|[[File:Sarah Labrinth.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px]]		\|[[File:Sarah Labrinth.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px]]