LOGIC AND REASON - Revision history

imported>Gghouck at 05:42, 6 June 2023

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imported>Gghouck at 05:42, 6 June 2023

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	[[File:Spock.jpg\|thumb\|The patron saint of Logic and Reason]]		[[File:Spock.jpg\|thumb\|The patron saint of Logic and Reason. Logic and Reason tells us your mom is a [[whore]]]]

	'''Logic and Reason''' is what happens when intellectually pubescent [[basement-dwellers]] attempt to handle philosophical topics that rest beyond their limits of cognitive power. In short, they are the twin gods worshiped by the [[hardcore]] [[13-year-old boy\|atheists]] that inhabit [[Facebook\|the]] [[Reddit\|piss]] [[9gag\|containers]] of the Internet. Due to its popularity among some of the [[neckbeards\|lesser species]] of the Internet, invocation of Logic and Reason is diagnostic criteria for determining whether an Internet-goer is a full-blown, self-fellating [[Intellectual\|pseudo-intellectual]] or just a standard [[douchebag]].		'''Logic and Reason''' is what happens when intellectually pubescent [[basement-dwellers]] attempt to handle philosophical topics that rest beyond their limits of cognitive power. In short, they are the twin gods worshiped by the [[hardcore]] [[13-year-old boy\|atheists]] that inhabit [[Facebook\|the]] [[Reddit\|piss]] [[9gag\|containers]] of the Internet. Due to its popularity among some of the [[neckbeards\|lesser species]] of the Internet, invocation of Logic and Reason is diagnostic criteria for determining whether an Internet-goer is a full-blown, self-fellating [[Intellectual\|pseudo-intellectual]] or just a standard [[douchebag]].

imported>FBIAgent: /* See Also */

2021-08-23T02:13:23Z

imported>Jmariofan7 at 01:27, 10 March 2019

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	* Women		* Women
	* [[Republicans]]		* [[Republicans]]
			* [[Liberals]]
	* Anyone without a degree in programming		* Anyone without a degree in programming
	* [[OWS\|The 1%]]		* [[OWS\|The 1%]]
	* AmeriKKKans who don't hate their country		* AmeriKKKans who don't hate their country
			* Americans who DO hate their country
	* Ironically, anyone who doesn't share a "rational First World Westerner lifestyle" like them		* Ironically, anyone who doesn't share a "rational First World Westerner lifestyle" like them
	* Agnostics		* Agnostics

imported>QuickSuckFuck: /* Enemies of LOGIC and REASON */

2017-10-15T02:34:02Z

Enemies of LOGIC and REASON

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	* [[OWS\|The 1%]]		* [[OWS\|The 1%]]
	* AmeriKKKans who don't hate their country		* AmeriKKKans who don't hate their country
			* Ironically, anyone who doesn't share a "rational First World Westerner lifestyle" like them
	* Agnostics		* Agnostics
	* Vegans		* Vegans

imported>Hagibor: /* See Also */

2017-06-12T10:19:51Z

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware at 14:03, 26 March 2016

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	[[File:Spock.jpg\|thumb~~\|right~~\|The patron saint of Logic and Reason.]]		[[File:Spock.jpg\|thumb\|The patron saint of Logic and Reason]]

	'''Logic and Reason''' is what happens when intellectually pubescent [[basement-dwellers]] attempt to handle philosophical topics that rest beyond their limits of cognitive power. In short, they are the twin gods worshiped by the [[hardcore]] [[13-year-old boy\|atheists]] that inhabit [[Facebook\|the]] [[Reddit\|piss]] [[9gag\|containers]] of the Internet. Due to its popularity among some of the [[neckbeards\|lesser species]] of the Internet, invocation of Logic and Reason is diagnostic criteria for determining whether an Internet-goer is a full-blown, self-fellating [[Intellectual\|pseudo-intellectual]] or just a standard [[douchebag]].		'''Logic and Reason''' is what happens when intellectually pubescent [[basement-dwellers]] attempt to handle philosophical topics that rest beyond their limits of cognitive power. In short, they are the twin gods worshiped by the [[hardcore]] [[13-year-old boy\|atheists]] that inhabit [[Facebook\|the]] [[Reddit\|piss]] [[9gag\|containers]] of the Internet. Due to its popularity among some of the [[neckbeards\|lesser species]] of the Internet, invocation of Logic and Reason is diagnostic criteria for determining whether an Internet-goer is a full-blown, self-fellating [[Intellectual\|pseudo-intellectual]] or just a standard [[douchebag]].

			== Or, "I don't know the difference between humans and robots." ==

	~~== Or, "I don't know the difference between humans and robots." ==~~
	[[File:ratheism.jpg\|thumb\|400px\|left\|'As a scholar of Logic and Reason, I see religion more profoundly than religious people.']]		[[File:ratheism.jpg\|thumb\|400px\|left\|'As a scholar of Logic and Reason, I see religion more profoundly than religious people.']]

	Sometime within the past few years, a couple of [[lazy\|misunderstood]] [[I_have_a_140_IQ\|geniuses]] decided that Enlightenment philosophy had gone out of vogue 250 years too early. Instead of subscribing to the overwhelmingly-held view that people perceive the world differently, they concluded that there was absolute truth to everything. Conveniently, these absolute truths matched up with the viewpoints that these [[misogyny\|brilliant]] [[eugenics\|minds]] [[atheism\|already]] [[Marxism\|held]]. According to these individuals, the only way to see the world ~clearly~ is with the help of [[bullshit\|empirical science]] and, of course, Logic and Reason: emotion be damned. Never mind the [[fact]] that human emotion and intuition are [http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0278262603002859 necessary for effective decision-making]; so much as suggesting this to a Logic and Reason devotee will cause their chins to quiver in anger. After all, they are ''scientists'' (because 'atheist' ''obviously'' means 'scientists' nowadays): who are you to [[flame_war\|challenge]] [[USI\|them]]?		Sometime within the past few years, a couple of [[lazy\|misunderstood]] [[I_have_a_140_IQ\|geniuses]] decided that Enlightenment philosophy had gone out of vogue 250 years too early. Instead of subscribing to the overwhelmingly-held view that people perceive the world differently, they concluded that there was absolute truth to everything. Conveniently, these absolute truths matched up with the viewpoints that these [[misogyny\|brilliant]] [[eugenics\|minds]] [[atheism\|already]] [[Marxism\|held]]. According to these individuals, the only way to see the world ~clearly~ is with the help of [[bullshit\|empirical science]] and, of course, Logic and Reason: emotion be damned. Never mind the [[fact]] that human emotion and intuition are [http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0278262603002859 necessary for effective decision-making]; so much as suggesting this to a Logic and Reason devotee will cause their chins to quiver in anger. After all, they are ''scientists'' (because 'atheist' ''obviously'' means 'scientists' nowadays): who are you to [[flame_war\|challenge]] [[USI\|them]]?

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	== Enemies of LOGIC and REASON ==		== Enemies of LOGIC and REASON ==
	[[File:Logicandreason.png\|thumb\|200px~~\|right~~\|Liking Logic and Reason on Facebook makes you part of the cognitive elite.]]
			[[File:Logicandreason.png\|thumb\|200px\|Liking Logic and Reason on Facebook makes you part of the cognitive elite.]]

	* Religious folks		* Religious folks
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	* [[arabs\|Non-whites]]		* [[arabs\|Non-whites]]
	* [[Reddit#r.2FAtheism\|Anyone who doesn't eat babies]] [[I'm_so_random\|lol xD]]		* [[Reddit#r.2FAtheism\|Anyone who doesn't eat babies]] [[I'm_so_random\|lol xD]]


	== Logic and Reason in the Wild ==		== Logic and Reason in the Wild ==

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware at 02:14, 18 January 2016

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	* [[Onigojirakaiju]] is a faggot who has none.		* [[Onigojirakaiju]] is a faggot who has none.
	* [[You amuse me]]		* [[You amuse me]]


	{{atheism}}		{{atheism}}
	{{language}}		{{language}}

	[[Category: Drama-generating techniques]][[Category: Communicae]]		[[Category:Logic]]
			[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]
			[[Category:Communicae]]

imported>3tails: /* See Also */

2015-12-15T10:39:51Z

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware: /* Or, "I don't know the difference between humans and robots." */

2015-01-28T00:59:23Z

Or, "I don't know the difference between humans and robots."

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	* [[Logic]]		* [[Logic]]
	* [[Occam's Razor]]		* [[Occam's Razor]]
			* [[Ben Shapiro]] - Thinks he understands how this works.
	* [[Atheism]]		* [[Atheism]]
	* [[Read a book]]		* [[Read a book]]

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	* [[Logic]]		* [[Logic]]
			* [[Occam's Razor]]
	* [[Atheism]]		* [[Atheism]]
	* [[Read a book]]		* [[Read a book]]

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	* [[Smug]]		* [[Smug]]
	* [[Onigojirakaiju]] is a faggot who has none.		* [[Onigojirakaiju]] is a faggot who has none.
			* [[You amuse me]]

	{{atheism}}		{{atheism}}