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imported>While at 02:22, 24 October 2015

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	[[Image:kooldrawerfailicon.png\|thumb\|KoolDrawer's [[worthless\|awesome]] ID, which appeared for only one day before being [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING\|baleeted]]. [[You\|Someone]] managed to download it before then, and it is now posted in [[DO NOT WANT\|hi-def]] for all to enjoy. It's also his current icon.]]		[[Image:kooldrawerfailicon.png\|thumb\|KoolDrawer's [[worthless\|awesome]] ID, which appeared for only one day before being [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING\|baleeted]]. [[You\|Someone]] managed to download it before then, and it is now posted in [[DO NOT WANT\|hi-def]] for all to enjoy. It's also his current icon.]]
	[[image:sonicthefailcomic.jpg\|thumb\|Sonic and his minion Tails try to save animals in this failure of a comic strip.]]		[[image:sonicthefailcomic.jpg\|thumb\|Sonic and his minion Tails try to save animals in this failure of a comic strip.]]
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	[[image:koolstick.jpg\|thumb\|KoolDrawer's attempt at drawing [[Harry Potter]]'s [[Shit\|magic wand.]] IT TOOK HIM [[LOL\|8 MINUTES TO DRAW GAIZ!]]]]		[[image:koolstick.jpg\|thumb\|KoolDrawer's attempt at drawing [[Harry Potter]]'s [[Shit\|magic wand.]] IT TOOK HIM [[LOL\|8 MINUTES TO DRAW GAIZ!]]]]

	{{deviantart\|KoolDrawer}} was a retarded sonicfag who resides in the dark corners of deviantart. He has a habit of screaming stupid remarks at anyone who comments on his shitty MS Paint "art" that is obviously trolling. His most famous remark is "shut up my art is better than urs", when quite frankly, seeing a [[You\|monkey]] molest a pile of [[WTF\|donkey crap]] is a prettier sight than his pathetic drawings. Going back to the whole [[Chasethehedgehog\|Chase]] thing, he actually claims his "artwork" to be in the top 30% of deviantART, ~~whilst~~ Chase claims his to be in the top 10%. What a coincidence. But the scary thing is, this failure is even worse than Chase, so therfore Chase is not this [[bitch\|guy]].		{{deviantart\|KoolDrawer}} was a retarded sonicfag who resides in the dark corners of deviantart. He has a habit of screaming stupid remarks at anyone who comments on his shitty MS Paint "art" that is obviously trolling. His most famous remark is "shut up my art is better than urs", when quite frankly, seeing a [[You\|monkey]] molest a pile of [[WTF\|donkey crap]] is a prettier sight than his pathetic drawings. Going back to the whole [[Chasethehedgehog\|Chase]] thing, he actually claims his "artwork" to be in the top 30% of deviantART, while Chase claims his to be in the top 10%. What a coincidence. But the scary thing is, this failure is even worse than Chase, so therfore Chase is not this [[bitch\|guy]].

	He is most known for refusing to accept criticism, and raging against anyone who dares to say that he needs improvement. Obvious troll is obvious.		He is most known for refusing to accept criticism, and raging against anyone who dares to say that he needs improvement. Obvious troll is obvious.

imported>Boudica at 06:20, 14 March 2015

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	~~{{cleanup}}~~
	[[Image:kooldrawerfailicon.png\|thumb\|KoolDrawer's [[worthless\|awesome]] ID, which appeared for only one day before being [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING\|baleeted]]. [[You\|Someone]] managed to download it before then, and it is now posted in [[DO NOT WANT\|hi-def]] for all to enjoy. It's also his current icon.]]		[[Image:kooldrawerfailicon.png\|thumb\|KoolDrawer's [[worthless\|awesome]] ID, which appeared for only one day before being [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING\|baleeted]]. [[You\|Someone]] managed to download it before then, and it is now posted in [[DO NOT WANT\|hi-def]] for all to enjoy. It's also his current icon.]]
	[[image:sonicthefailcomic.jpg\|thumb\|Sonic and his minion Tails try to save animals in this failure of a comic strip.]]		[[image:sonicthefailcomic.jpg\|thumb\|Sonic and his minion Tails try to save animals in this failure of a comic strip.]]

imported>Lurker69: /* 02/11/11 - The eye melting begins */

2011-11-05T20:33:07Z

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	==02/11/11 - The eye melting begins==		==02/11/11 - The eye melting begins==

	It has finally happened folks! The tartlet has at last come to post his first specimens of [[Fail\|shit]] to his profile. The first two pictures to have been [[Sarcasm\|fortunate]] enough to make their solemn way onto his profile consist of a very badly drawn wolf that, as observed by one deviant, appears to have no neck and no actual fur as a real wolf would have. One should too note the plank legs. Impressive to say the least that his drawing skills have not improved one fucking bit since he last ragequitted from dA. The second drawing merely consists of a horribly drawn wolf silhouette attempting to eat the moon. Along with that, after getting his ass handed to him by the admins who baleeted his bawwlock journal, he is in a fit of rage and tears for getting told off by the admins for his faggotry, saying he would be [[B&\|banned from the site FOREVAR]] if he did not cease to be a retarded newfag. Not to mention his [[~~Retard~~\|ego is just as fucking inflated as ever,]] being as big as the empire state building.		It has finally happened folks! The tartlet has at last come to post his first specimens of [[Fail\|shit]] to his profile. The first two pictures to have been [[Sarcasm\|fortunate]] enough to make their solemn way onto his profile consist of a very badly drawn wolf that, as observed by one deviant, appears to have no neck and no actual fur as a real wolf would have. One should too note the plank legs. Impressive to say the least that his drawing skills have not improved one fucking bit since he last ragequitted from dA. The second drawing merely consists of a horribly drawn wolf silhouette attempting to eat the moon. Along with that, after getting his ass handed to him by the admins who baleeted his bawwlock journal, he is in a fit of rage and tears for getting told off by the admins for his faggotry, saying he would be [[B&\|banned from the site FOREVAR]] if he did not cease to be a retarded newfag. Not to mention his [[Asshole\|ego is just as fucking inflated as ever,]] being as big as the empire state building.

	==KoolDrawer's mission==		==KoolDrawer's mission==

imported>Brawnysaur at 19:06, 5 November 2011

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	He is most known for refusing to accept criticism, and raging against anyone who dares to say that he needs improvement. Obvious troll is obvious.		He is most known for refusing to accept criticism, and raging against anyone who dares to say that he needs improvement. Obvious troll is obvious.

	{{quote\|TELLING ME TO IMPROVE IS LIKE TELLING ME TO CLIMB HIGHER ON A MOUNTAIN WHEN IM ALREADY AT THE TOP!!!!!!\|The reason for not accepting critique, which of course he is now overusing to troll people.]}}		{{quote\|TELLING ME TO IMPROVE IS LIKE TELLING ME TO CLIMB HIGHER ON A MOUNTAIN WHEN IM ALREADY AT THE TOP!!!!!!\|The reason for not accepting critique, which of course he is now overusing to troll people.}}

	This [[Furfag]] also has a habit of bawww-locking anyone who dares to correct or mock him. His misuse of decent grammar and irony in his comments simply adds to the [[lulz]].		This [[Furfag]] also has a habit of bawww-locking anyone who dares to correct or mock him. His misuse of decent grammar and irony in his comments simply adds to the [[lulz]].
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	It has finally happened folks! The tartlet has at last come to post his first specimens of [[Fail\|shit]] to his profile. The first two pictures to have been [[Sarcasm\|fortunate]] enough to make their solemn way onto his profile consist of a very badly drawn wolf that, as observed by one deviant, appears to have no neck and no actual fur as a real wolf would have. One should too note the plank legs. Impressive to say the least that his drawing skills have not improved one fucking bit since he last ragequitted from dA. The second drawing merely consists of a horribly drawn wolf silhouette attempting to eat the moon. Along with that, after getting his ass handed to him by the admins who baleeted his bawwlock journal, he is in a fit of rage and tears for getting told off by the admins for his faggotry, saying he would be [[B&\|banned from the site FOREVAR]] if he did not cease to be a retarded newfag. Not to mention his [[Retard\|ego is just as fucking inflated as ever,]] being as big as the empire state building.		It has finally happened folks! The tartlet has at last come to post his first specimens of [[Fail\|shit]] to his profile. The first two pictures to have been [[Sarcasm\|fortunate]] enough to make their solemn way onto his profile consist of a very badly drawn wolf that, as observed by one deviant, appears to have no neck and no actual fur as a real wolf would have. One should too note the plank legs. Impressive to say the least that his drawing skills have not improved one fucking bit since he last ragequitted from dA. The second drawing merely consists of a horribly drawn wolf silhouette attempting to eat the moon. Along with that, after getting his ass handed to him by the admins who baleeted his bawwlock journal, he is in a fit of rage and tears for getting told off by the admins for his faggotry, saying he would be [[B&\|banned from the site FOREVAR]] if he did not cease to be a retarded newfag. Not to mention his [[Retard\|ego is just as fucking inflated as ever,]] being as big as the empire state building.

			==KoolDrawer's mission==
			{{quote\|this is my mission.

			humans have abused and hurt mother earth and wrecked nature!!! they RUIN the planet and made it worse and make the air dirty. they make the water dirty too and they keep killing animals. and they are cruel and vicious they keep inventing new tech

			they will be DESTROYED by mother nature if the stupid humans dont stop. but nature gave them one more chance

			i am a wolf spirit inside a humans body. right now, i am put here in the human world to warn people and try to change humans to stop their ways. my fellow wolf friends that you call wolfaboos which is not a nice word are also trying...

			if humans do not stop being mean then mother nature will finally FIGHT BACK the world will collapse and fall apart and doomsday will happen.
			if humans try to escape in their fancy tech spaceships, they forget nature is still in space, so they will still get destroyed. everything will be WIPED out!!!!
			my wolf spirit after completeing my mission will be reborn as a wolf in the wolf world.

			YOU IDIOTS KEEP SAYING "IF YOU ARE A WOLF THEN YOU CANT USE A COMPUTER OR DO ANYTHING THAN A HUMAN CAN!!!!!!!


			I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM ONLY USING HUMAN TECH TO WARN PEOPLE AND SURVIVE AFTER THAT I WILL BE REBORN AND I WILL NOT USE HUMAN TECH BUT I WILL LIVE IN NATURE AND NATURALLY AS BROTHER IN MY FELLOW WOLFS\|All wolfaboos are [[Bullshit\|holy priests gaiz]]!!!}}

	{{DA-MZ}}		{{DA-MZ}}
	{{furfaggotry}}		{{furfaggotry}}
	{{Trolls}}		{{Trolls}}

imported>Mantequilla: Reverted edits by MarieCuts (talk) to last revision by Lurker69

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	~~CuteCuddlyWolfie~~ is ~~a good person meanwhile these mean people on ea are not they post~~ all ~~their hate just~~ to ~~make people cry so i dont understand why you are reading~~ this ~~right now why are you supporting ea they are evil people who do nothing but say mean things~~		{{cleanup}}
			[[Image:kooldrawerfailicon.png\|thumb\|KoolDrawer's [[worthless\|awesome]] ID, which appeared for only one day before being [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING\|baleeted]]. [[You\|Someone]] managed to download it before then, and it is now posted in [[DO NOT WANT\|hi-def]] for all to enjoy. It's also his current icon.]]
			[[image:sonicthefailcomic.jpg\|thumb\|Sonic and his minion Tails try to save animals in this failure of a comic strip.]]
			[[image:tailswut.jpg\|thumb\|Tails's reaction to the picture above. Note the life being drained out of his eyes.]]
			[[image:koolstick.jpg\|thumb\|KoolDrawer's attempt at drawing [[Harry Potter]]'s [[Shit\|magic wand.]] IT TOOK HIM [[LOL\|8 MINUTES TO DRAW GAIZ!]]]]

	~~if you want~~ to be a ~~good person never visit ea again because they do nothing but start flame wars obviously they have no lives wolves are beautiful~~ and ~~nobody understand them okay wolfie~~ is the ~~best wolf ever~~ and ~~im sure hes~~ a ~~good person irl so please stop attacking~~ him and be the better ~~person~~ okay that is all ~~i hope you~~ all ~~you people at~~ the ~~ea hq die~~ of ~~horrible skin diseases because you deserve~~ it ~~just stop posting~~ all ~~the mean things about people okay~~ they ~~dont deserve~~ to ~~be attacked im sure what your doing isnt even legel~~ i ~~wont be mean~~ and ~~call~~ the ~~police~~ on ~~you but somebody else would~~ and ~~youll~~ get ~~in trouble so just stop before its too late okay wolfie~~ is a ~~good person~~ and ~~you~~ just ~~dont understand~~ him and all the ~~other good people in~~ the ~~world need~~ to ~~stop reading ea its~~ only ~~making~~ it ~~worse so~~ be ~~good~~ and ~~dont hate love everybody~~ as ~~your equal~~ no ~~matter what~~		{{deviantart\|KoolDrawer}} was a retarded sonicfag who resides in the dark corners of deviantart. He has a habit of screaming stupid remarks at anyone who comments on his shitty MS Paint "art" that is obviously trolling. His most famous remark is "shut up my art is better than urs", when quite frankly, seeing a [[You\|monkey]] molest a pile of [[WTF\|donkey crap]] is a prettier sight than his pathetic drawings. Going back to the whole [[Chasethehedgehog\|Chase]] thing, he actually claims his "artwork" to be in the top 30% of deviantART, whilst Chase claims his to be in the top 10%. What a coincidence. But the scary thing is, this failure is even worse than Chase, so therfore Chase is not this [[bitch\|guy]].

			He is most known for refusing to accept criticism, and raging against anyone who dares to say that he needs improvement. Obvious troll is obvious.

			{{quote\|TELLING ME TO IMPROVE IS LIKE TELLING ME TO CLIMB HIGHER ON A MOUNTAIN WHEN IM ALREADY AT THE TOP!!!!!!\|The reason for not accepting critique, which of course he is now overusing to troll people.]}}

			This [[Furfag]] also has a habit of bawww-locking anyone who dares to correct or mock him. His misuse of decent grammar and irony in his comments simply adds to the [[lulz]].
			Also, his profile and comments seem to claim that his age is 23, and that his first name is "[[Rickroll\|Rick]]". His account was created on August 2nd, 2011. Within a few days of his account's creation, he has already sparked a tidal wave of [[lulz]] and [[butthurt]].

			His understanding of sarcasm is very [[none\|limited]], and when someone trolls him by telling how "[[shitty\|awesome]]" his art is, he actually believes it and simply responds with "thx", or "thanks for ur comment".
			On his very first day on the site, KoolDrawer submitted seven specimens of shit. They are viewable in his gallery, along with his most recent and eyeball-scarring art. http://kooldrawer.deviantart.com/gallery/

			{{quote\|hi my name is Rick and i am new to devinart.
			im an awessome artist and i like to draw i am better than most people at drawing and I like to talk to people. but dont be stupid or mean okay?
			bye
			\|KoolDrawer in his first journal entry.}}

			{{quote\|Yeah, I'm really jealous. I wish I could draw masterpieces like this.\| ShadowSpyro, exhibiting sarcasm that KoolDrawer [[retard\|failed]] to pick up.}}

			Obviously, he is a troll, since no one in the world can be that stupid. His logic for claiming to be in the top 30% is that [[Bullshit\|30% of all the art on DeviantArt is related to Sonic the Hedgehog. Therfore, since all things Sonic are the best of everything, his art would be included, making it the best and superior to anything else.]]
			When he sees a screencap of his butthurt, he immediately heads to that page and begins a massive butthurt trolling spree, resorting to [[caps lock]] in order to make himself look [[internet tough guy\|big]].

			==August 2011, the Year of The SonicFag==
			During his first hour on the site, Kooldrawer set up his account and filled in all of his info, his ID, and began submitting art. That's a great start, [[No\|amirite?]] Shortly after that, he came up with a [[Dumbass\|brilliant]] plan. [[LOLWUT\|Troll everyone and they'll come to his page to comment!]] Of course, it didn't work, and within a day, a heroic deviant got sick of his retarded trolling "i'm better than u at art and sonic is better than ur crap". She created another account, and threatened him with a ban if he continued. At this point, the little brat shrank back into the shadows, afraid that teh [[BANHAMMER]] will come down on him.

			The first unlucky souls to come into contact and [[WIN\|rage a gigantic flamwar for teh lulz]] with this little twat were deviants by the name of -{{deviantart\|ShadowSpryo}}
			-{{deviantart\|Kumia-The-Bat}}
			-{{deviantart\|Lagoon1999}} and
			-{{deviantart\|ArtistODaRediculous}}. KoolDrawer's first troll victims were these four listed here. However, not victims at all, since they easily pwned the kid without even trying. The sonicfag was overwhelmed and, being a [[newfag]] and a [[noob]] could not figure out how to block them.

			He resolved that the only solution was to shut down his account and start and new one, where they couldn't find him.
			According to him, after some encouragement from his equally retarded parents, he decided to come back and reactivate his account, saying that the only way he'll succeed is to stand up to his enemies and face the danger.

			LOL. However, he was wrong. Because he had yet to get rid of his overly inflated ego and general nasty attitude towards other people and their advice, as well as improving on his shit excuse for artwork, more trolls found out about this failure's account and flocked to attack him.

			==17/08/11==
			The date he decided to play around with us and go "inactive" on his account. Which, of course, he failed at, because he forgot to change his settings. Anyone can still see if he is visiting his account by simply checking when he was last online. But this doesn't come as a surprise, because [[Newfag\|he fails at everything.]] His [[RAGE\|butthurt and troll rage]] caused him to hide all his page's comments and wipe his page clean of everything except a butthurt journal entry. Sadly, his [[Shit\|art]] is still there. He also changed his icon to a crappy-looking sign that read "INACTIVE HAHA I MOVED". It's still not known if this asshole has actually moved accounts, since we can [[Fail\|still see if he's online or not]]. He's just messing with us by acting like a [[Butthurt\|fucking fail troll]].

			Oh, what's this? Now that he thinks he's won, all he ever shouts at people is "[[Copypasta\|HA U WILL NEVER FIND ME I HAVE MOVED]]" on every page he can find. How [[Dumbass\|clever]].

			He then decided to rock himself in foetal position in his bedroom corner for months until he finally gained courage to man up to his computer and create a new account.

			==Back better than ever!==

			Unfortunately for him with his [[stupid\|amazing]] intelligence, he made his new account way too fucking obvious by [[Copypasta\|copying and pasting]] his deviantART bio. Again, obvious troll is fucking obvious. His new account now goes by the name of {{deviantart\|CuteCuddlyWolfie}}. This means an open opportunity to milk all the more lulz from this retard as all sit quiet and wait for his [[shit\|art]] to rise into the ranks of the top 30% of deviantART [[No\|amirite?]]
			It is a truly horrifying fact to know that not only is he still a [[fag\|sonicfag]] but now he has decided to take his faggotry to the next level and strongly earned himself the title of [[wolfaboo\|Wolfaboo]] too! Double the fun and double the faggotry! Not only that, but he is more [[butthurt\|butthurt]] than ever. He claims his real age to now be 24 and given his sub-par IQ he didn't even know what [[Cum\|cumming]] was until someone else had to fucking tell him. If that weren't enough to go around, he even claims to still live with his parents because of his [[Bullshit\|AD/HD and aspergers on the internet]]. Even having the [[balls\|balls]] to allow his "dad" to speak to the deviant primarily milking the lulz from him for everybody to laugh at. Whether it truly was his dad speaking to her or not is yet to be confirmed.

			While no such [[shit\|art]] has been uploaded by this faggot as of yet. He has probably finally come to the conclusion that his shitty MS paint "art" isn't worth [[shit\|shit]].
			In other news, the bitch has finally [[OVER 9000\|after days]] of torturous trial, discovered how to operate the DeviantART block function. Making his list of blocked deviants publicly shown to all who visit his page to admire the trolling [[Truth\|really beginning to rile up in the comments section]] on his page. Little does this tartlet know that defamatory journals such as this are a form of [[BAWW\|hate propaganda,]] and are a violation of dA's ToS. From the looks of things however, [[You\|nobody]] will take the time to bother filing a report against him, but will most likely leave him to his mere squandering as more and more people come by to take all the [[Troll\|lulz they can get]] from this [[Lolcow\|retard.]]

			==02/11/11 - The eye melting begins==

			It has finally happened folks! The tartlet has at last come to post his first specimens of [[Fail\|shit]] to his profile. The first two pictures to have been [[Sarcasm\|fortunate]] enough to make their solemn way onto his profile consist of a very badly drawn wolf that, as observed by one deviant, appears to have no neck and no actual fur as a real wolf would have. One should too note the plank legs. Impressive to say the least that his drawing skills have not improved one fucking bit since he last ragequitted from dA. The second drawing merely consists of a horribly drawn wolf silhouette attempting to eat the moon. Along with that, after getting his ass handed to him by the admins who baleeted his bawwlock journal, he is in a fit of rage and tears for getting told off by the admins for his faggotry, saying he would be [[B&\|banned from the site FOREVAR]] if he did not cease to be a retarded newfag. Not to mention his [[Retard\|ego is just as fucking inflated as ever,]] being as big as the empire state building.

			{{DA-MZ}}
			{{furfaggotry}}
			{{Trolls}}

imported>MarieCuts: wolfie is good and you are evil so leave him alone and stop visiting ea

2011-11-05T17:56:56Z

wolfie is good and you are evil so leave him alone and stop visiting ea

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	~~{{cleanup}}~~		CuteCuddlyWolfie is a good person meanwhile these mean people on ea are not they post all their hate just to make people cry so i dont understand why you are reading this right now why are you supporting ea they are evil people who do nothing but say mean things
	[[Image:kooldrawerfailicon.png\|thumb\|KoolDrawer's [[worthless\|awesome]] ID, which appeared for only one day before being [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING\|baleeted]]. [[You\|Someone]] managed to download it before then, and it is ~~now posted in [[DO NOT WANT\|hi-def]] for~~ all to ~~enjoy. It's also his current icon.]]~~
	~~[[image:sonicthefailcomic.jpg\|thumb\|Sonic and his minion Tails try to save animals in~~ this ~~failure of a comic strip.]]~~
	~~[[image:tailswut.jpg\|thumb\|Tails's reaction to the picture above. Note the life being drained out of his eyes.]]~~
	~~[[image:koolstick.jpg\|thumb\|KoolDrawer's attempt at drawing [[Harry Potter]]'s [[Shit\|magic wand.]] IT TOOK HIM [[LOL\|8 MINUTES TO DRAW GAIZ!]]]]~~

	{{deviantart\|KoolDrawer}} was a retarded sonicfag who resides in the dark corners of deviantart. He has a habit of screaming stupid remarks at anyone who comments on his shitty MS Paint "art" that is obviously trolling. His most famous remark is "shut up my art is better than urs", when quite frankly, seeing a [[You\|monkey]] molest a pile of [[WTF\|donkey crap]] is a prettier sight than his pathetic drawings. Going back to the whole [[Chasethehedgehog\|Chase]] thing, he actually claims his "artwork" to be ~~in the top 30% of deviantART, whilst Chase claims his to be in the top 10%. What~~ a ~~coincidence. But the scary thing is, this failure is even worse than Chase, so therfore Chase is not this [[bitch\|guy]].~~		if you want to be a good person never visit ea again because they do nothing but start flame wars obviously they have no lives wolves are beautiful and nobody understand them okay wolfie is the best wolf ever and im sure hes a good person irl so please stop attacking him and be the better person okay that is all i hope you all you people at the ea hq die of horrible skin diseases because you deserve it just stop posting all the mean things about people okay they dont deserve to be attacked im sure what your doing isnt even legel i wont be mean and call the police on you but somebody else would and youll get in trouble so just stop before its too late okay wolfie is a good person and you just dont understand him and all the other good people in the world need to stop reading ea its only making it worse so be good and dont hate love everybody as your equal no matter what

	~~He is most known for refusing to accept criticism,~~ and ~~raging against anyone who dares to say that he needs improvement. Obvious troll~~ is ~~obvious.~~

	{{quote\|TELLING ME TO IMPROVE IS LIKE TELLING ME TO CLIMB HIGHER ON A MOUNTAIN WHEN IM ALREADY AT THE TOP!!!!!!\|The reason for not accepting critique, which of course he is now overusing to troll people.]}}

	~~This [[Furfag]] also has a habit of bawww-locking anyone who dares to correct or mock him. His misuse of decent grammar and irony in his comments simply adds to~~ the ~~[[lulz]].~~
	~~Also, his profile~~ and ~~comments seem to claim that his age is 23, and that his first name is "[[Rickroll\|Rick]]". His account was created on August 2nd, 2011. Within~~ a ~~few days of his account's creation, he has already sparked a tidal wave of [[lulz]] and [[butthurt]].~~

	~~His understanding of sarcasm is very [[none\|limited]], and when someone trolls~~ him ~~by telling how "[[shitty\|awesome]]" his art is, he actually believes it~~ and ~~simply responds with "thx", or "thanks for ur comment".~~
	~~On his very first day on~~ the ~~site, KoolDrawer submitted seven specimens of shit. They are viewable in his gallery, along with his most recent and eyeball-scarring art. http://kooldrawer.deviantart.com/gallery/~~

	~~{{quote\|hi my name is Rick and i am new to devinart.~~
	~~im an awessome artist and i like to draw i am~~ better ~~than most people at drawing and I like to talk to people. but dont be stupid or mean~~ okay?
	~~bye~~
	~~\|KoolDrawer in his first journal entry.}}~~

	~~{{quote\|Yeah, I'm really jealous. I wish I could draw masterpieces like this.\| ShadowSpyro, exhibiting sarcasm that KoolDrawer [[retard\|failed]] to pick up.}}~~

	~~Obviously, he is a troll, since no one in the world can be~~ that ~~stupid. His logic for claiming to be in the top 30%~~ is ~~that [[Bullshit\|30% of~~ all ~~the art on DeviantArt is related to Sonic the Hedgehog. Therfore, since~~ all ~~things Sonic are~~ the ~~best~~ of ~~everything, his art would be included, making~~ it the ~~best and superior to anything else.]]~~
	When he sees a screencap of his butthurt, he immediately heads to that page and begins a massive butthurt trolling spree, resorting to [[caps lock]] in order to make himself look [[internet tough guy\|big]].

	~~==August 2011, the Year of The SonicFag==~~
	During his first hour on the site, Kooldrawer set up his account and filled in all of his info, his ID, and began submitting art. That's a great start, [[No\|amirite?]] Shortly after that, he came up with a [[Dumbass\|brilliant]] plan. [[LOLWUT\|Troll everyone and they~~'ll come~~ to ~~his page to comment!]] Of course, it didn't work, and within a day, a heroic deviant got sick of his retarded trolling "~~i~~'m better than u at art~~ and ~~sonic is better than ur crap". She created another account, and threatened him with a ban if he continued. At this point, the little brat shrank back into~~ the ~~shadows, afraid that teh [[BANHAMMER]] will come down~~ on ~~him.~~

	~~The first unlucky souls to come into contact and [[WIN\|rage a gigantic flamwar for teh lulz]] with this little twat were deviants by the name of -{{deviantart\|ShadowSpryo}}~~
	~~-{{deviantart\|Kumia-The-Bat}}~~
	~~-{{deviantart\|Lagoon1999}} and~~
	-{{deviantart\|ArtistODaRediculous}}. KoolDrawer's first troll victims were these four listed here. However, not victims at all, since they easily pwned the kid without even trying. The sonicfag was overwhelmed and, being a [[newfag]] and a [[noob]] could not figure out how to block them.

	~~He resolved that the only solution was to shut down his account and start and new one, where they couldn't find him.~~
	~~According to him, after some encouragement from his equally retarded parents, he decided to come back~~ and ~~reactivate his account, saying that the only way he'll succeed is to stand up to his enemies and face the danger.~~

	~~LOL. However, he was wrong. Because he had yet to~~ get rid of his overly inflated ego and general nasty attitude towards other people and their advice, as well as improving on his shit excuse for artwork, more trolls found out about this failure's account and flocked to attack him.

	~~==17/08/11==~~
	~~The date he decided to play around with us and go "inactive" on his account. Which, of course, he failed at, because he forgot to change his settings. Anyone can still see if he~~ is ~~visiting his account by simply checking when he was last online. But this doesn't come as~~ a ~~surprise, because [[Newfag\|he fails at everything.]] His [[RAGE\|butthurt~~ and ~~troll rage]] caused~~ him ~~to hide all his page's comments~~ and wipe his page clean of everything except a butthurt journal entry. Sadly, his [[Shit\|art]] is still there. He also changed his icon to a crappy-looking sign that read "INACTIVE HAHA I MOVED". It's still not known if this asshole has actually moved accounts, since we can [[Fail\|still see if he's online or not]]. He's just messing with us by acting like a [[Butthurt\|fucking fail troll]].

	~~Oh, what's this? Now that he thinks he's won,~~ all ~~he ever shouts at~~ people ~~is "[[Copypasta\|HA U WILL NEVER FIND ME I HAVE MOVED]]" on every page he can find. How [[Dumbass\|clever]].~~

	~~He then decided to rock himself~~ in ~~foetal position in his bedroom corner for months until he finally gained courage to man up to his computer and create a new account.~~

	~~==Back better than ever!==~~

	Unfortunately for him with his [[stupid\|amazing]] intelligence, he made his new account way too fucking obvious by [[Copypasta\|copying and pasting]] his deviantART bio. Again, obvious troll is fucking obvious. His new account now goes by the name of {{deviantart\|CuteCuddlyWolfie}}. This means an open opportunity to milk all the more lulz from this retard as all sit quiet and wait for his [[shit\|art]] to rise into the ranks of the top 30% of deviantART [[No\|amirite?]]
	~~It is a truly horrifying fact~~ to ~~know that not~~ only is he still a [[fag\|sonicfag]] but now he has decided to take his faggotry to the next level and strongly earned himself the title of [[wolfaboo\|Wolfaboo]] too! Double the fun and double the faggotry! Not only that, but he is more [[butthurt\|butthurt]] than ever. He claims his real age to now be 24 and given his sub-par IQ he didn't even know what [[Cum\|cumming]] was until someone else had to fucking tell him. If that weren't enough to go around, he even claims to still live with his parents because of his [[Bullshit\|AD/HD and aspergers on the internet]]. Even having the [[balls\|balls]] to allow his "dad" to speak to the deviant primarily milking the lulz from him for everybody ~~to laugh at. Whether it truly was his dad speaking to her or not is yet to be confirmed.~~

	~~While no such [[shit\|art]] has been uploaded by this faggot as of yet. He has probably finally come to the conclusion that his shitty MS paint "art" isn't worth [[shit\|shit]].~~
	In other news, the bitch has finally [[OVER 9000\|after days]] of torturous trial, discovered how to operate the DeviantART block function. Making his list of blocked deviants publicly shown to all who visit his page to admire the trolling [[Truth\|really beginning to rile up in the comments section]] on his page. Little does this tartlet know that defamatory journals such as this are a form of [[BAWW\|hate propaganda,]] and are a violation of dA's ToS. From the looks of things however, [[You\|nobody]] will take the time to bother filing a report against him, but will most likely leave him to his mere squandering as more and more people come by to take all the [[Troll\|lulz they can get]] from this [[Lolcow\|retard.]]

	~~==02/11/11 - The eye melting begins==~~

	It has finally happened folks! The tartlet has at last come to post his first specimens of [[Fail\|shit]] to his profile. The first two pictures to have been [[Sarcasm\|fortunate]] enough to make their solemn way onto his profile consist of a very badly drawn wolf that, as ~~observed by one deviant, appears to have~~ no neck and no actual fur as a real wolf would have. One should too note the plank legs. Impressive to say the least that his drawing skills have not improved one fucking bit since he last ragequitted from dA. The second drawing merely consists of a horribly drawn wolf silhouette attempting to eat the moon. Along with that, after getting his ass handed to him by the admins who baleeted his bawwlock journal, he is in a fit of rage and tears for getting told off by the admins for his faggotry, saying he would be [[B&\|banned from the site FOREVAR]] if he did not cease to be a retarded newfag. Not to mention his [[Retard\|ego is just as fucking inflated as ever,]] being as big as the empire state building.

	~~{{DA-MZ}}~~
	~~{{furfaggotry}}~~
	~~{{Trolls}}~~

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	It has finally happened folks! The tartlet has at last come to post his first specimens of [[Fail\|shit]] to his profile. The first two pictures to have been [[Sarcasm\|fortunate]] enough to make their solemn way onto his profile consist of a very badly drawn wolf that, as observed by one deviant, appears to have no neck and no actual fur as a real wolf would have. One should too note the plank legs. Impressive to say the least that his drawing skills have not improved one fucking bit since he last ragequitted from dA. The second drawing merely consists of a horribly drawn wolf silhouette attempting to eat the moon. Along with that, after getting his ass handed to him by the admins who baleeted his bawwlock journal, he is in a fit of rage and tears for getting told off by the admins for his faggotry, saying he would be [[B&\|banned from the site FOREVAR]] if he did not cease to be a retarded newfag. Not to mention his [[Retard\|ego is just as fucking inflated as ever,]] being as big as the empire state building.		It has finally happened folks! The tartlet has at last come to post his first specimens of [[Fail\|shit]] to his profile. The first two pictures to have been [[Sarcasm\|fortunate]] enough to make their solemn way onto his profile consist of a very badly drawn wolf that, as observed by one deviant, appears to have no neck and no actual fur as a real wolf would have. One should too note the plank legs. Impressive to say the least that his drawing skills have not improved one fucking bit since he last ragequitted from dA. The second drawing merely consists of a horribly drawn wolf silhouette attempting to eat the moon. Along with that, after getting his ass handed to him by the admins who baleeted his bawwlock journal, he is in a fit of rage and tears for getting told off by the admins for his faggotry, saying he would be [[B&\|banned from the site FOREVAR]] if he did not cease to be a retarded newfag. Not to mention his [[Retard\|ego is just as fucking inflated as ever,]] being as big as the empire state building.
	In other news, the fucktard appears to have a white knight valiantly defending him amongst the plain sight and reek of his failure. The little idiot is known as {{deviantart\|ChinaXPanda}} and is relatively new to association with KoolDrawer. More will be released on them as time progresses.

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	~~{{cleanup}}~~		CuteCuddlyWolfie is a good person meanwhile these mean people on ea are not they post all their hate just to make people cry so i dont understand why you are reading this right now why are you supporting ea they are evil people who do nothing but say mean things
	[[Image:kooldrawerfailicon.png\|thumb\|KoolDrawer's [[worthless\|awesome]] ID, which appeared for only one day before being [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING\|baleeted]]. [[You\|Someone]] managed to download it before then, and it is ~~now posted in [[DO NOT WANT\|hi-def]] for~~ all to ~~enjoy. It's also his current icon.]]~~
	~~[[image:sonicthefailcomic.jpg\|thumb\|Sonic and his minion Tails try to save animals in~~ this ~~failure of a comic strip.]]~~
	~~[[image:tailswut.jpg\|thumb\|Tails's reaction to the picture above. Note the life being drained out of his eyes.]]~~
	~~[[image:koolstick.jpg\|thumb\|KoolDrawer's attempt at drawing [[Harry Potter]]'s [[Shit\|magic wand.]] IT TOOK HIM [[LOL\|8 MINUTES TO DRAW GAIZ!]]]]~~

	{{deviantart\|KoolDrawer}} was a retarded sonicfag who resides in the dark corners of deviantart. He has a habit of screaming stupid remarks at anyone who comments on his shitty MS Paint "art" that is obviously trolling. His most famous remark is "shut up my art is better than urs", when quite frankly, seeing a [[You\|monkey]] molest a pile of [[WTF\|donkey crap]] is a prettier sight than his pathetic drawings. Going back to the whole [[Chasethehedgehog\|Chase]] thing, he actually claims his "artwork" to be ~~in the top 30% of deviantART, whilst Chase claims his to be in the top 10%. What~~ a ~~coincidence. But the scary thing is, this failure is even worse than Chase, so therfore Chase is not this [[bitch\|guy]].~~		if you want to be a good person never visit ea again because they do nothing but start flame wars obviously they have no lives wolves are beautiful and nobody understand them okay wolfie is the best wolf ever and im sure hes a good person irl so please stop attacking him and be the better person okay that is all i hope you all you people at the ea hq die of horrible skin diseases because you deserve it just stop posting all the mean things about people okay they dont deserve to be attacked im sure what your doing isnt even legel i wont be mean and call the police on you but somebody else would and youll get in trouble so just stop before its too late okay wolfie is a good person and you just dont understand him and all the other good people in the world need to stop reading ea its only making it worse so be good and dont hate love everybody as your equal no matter what

	~~He is most known for refusing to accept criticism,~~ and ~~raging against anyone who dares to say that he needs improvement. Obvious troll~~ is ~~obvious.~~

	{{quote\|TELLING ME TO IMPROVE IS LIKE TELLING ME TO CLIMB HIGHER ON A MOUNTAIN WHEN IM ALREADY AT THE TOP!!!!!!\|The reason for not accepting critique, which of course he is now overusing to troll people.]}}

	~~This [[Furfag]] also has a habit of bawww-locking anyone who dares to correct or mock him. His misuse of decent grammar and irony in his comments simply adds to~~ the ~~[[lulz]].~~
	~~Also, his profile~~ and ~~comments seem to claim that his age is 23, and that his first name is "[[Rickroll\|Rick]]". His account was created on August 2nd, 2011. Within~~ a ~~few days of his account's creation, he has already sparked a tidal wave of [[lulz]] and [[butthurt]].~~

	~~His understanding of sarcasm is very [[none\|limited]], and when someone trolls~~ him ~~by telling how "[[shitty\|awesome]]" his art is, he actually believes it~~ and ~~simply responds with "thx", or "thanks for ur comment".~~
	~~On his very first day on~~ the ~~site, KoolDrawer submitted seven specimens of shit. They are viewable in his gallery, along with his most recent and eyeball-scarring art. http://kooldrawer.deviantart.com/gallery/~~

	~~{{quote\|hi my name is Rick and i am new to devinart.~~
	~~im an awessome artist and i like to draw i am~~ better ~~than most people at drawing and I like to talk to people. but dont be stupid or mean~~ okay?
	~~bye~~
	~~\|KoolDrawer in his first journal entry.}}~~

	~~{{quote\|Yeah, I'm really jealous. I wish I could draw masterpieces like this.\| ShadowSpyro, exhibiting sarcasm that KoolDrawer [[retard\|failed]] to pick up.}}~~

	~~Obviously, he is a troll, since no one in the world can be~~ that ~~stupid. His logic for claiming to be in the top 30%~~ is ~~that [[Bullshit\|30% of~~ all ~~the art on DeviantArt is related to Sonic the Hedgehog. Therfore, since~~ all ~~things Sonic are~~ the ~~best~~ of ~~everything, his art would be included, making~~ it the ~~best and superior to anything else.]]~~
	When he sees a screencap of his butthurt, he immediately heads to that page and begins a massive butthurt trolling spree, resorting to [[caps lock]] in order to make himself look [[internet tough guy\|big]].

	~~==August 2011, the Year of The SonicFag==~~
	During his first hour on the site, Kooldrawer set up his account and filled in all of his info, his ID, and began submitting art. That's a great start, [[No\|amirite?]] Shortly after that, he came up with a [[Dumbass\|brilliant]] plan. [[LOLWUT\|Troll everyone and they~~'ll come~~ to ~~his page to comment!]] Of course, it didn't work, and within a day, a heroic deviant got sick of his retarded trolling "~~i~~'m better than u at art~~ and ~~sonic is better than ur crap". She created another account, and threatened him with a ban if he continued. At this point, the little brat shrank back into~~ the ~~shadows, afraid that teh [[BANHAMMER]] will come down~~ on ~~him.~~

	~~The first unlucky souls to come into contact and [[WIN\|rage a gigantic flamwar for teh lulz]] with this little twat were deviants by the name of -{{deviantart\|ShadowSpryo}}~~
	~~-{{deviantart\|Kumia-The-Bat}}~~
	~~-{{deviantart\|Lagoon1999}} and~~
	-{{deviantart\|ArtistODaRediculous}}. KoolDrawer's first troll victims were these four listed here. However, not victims at all, since they easily pwned the kid without even trying. The sonicfag was overwhelmed and, being a [[newfag]] and a [[noob]] could not figure out how to block them.

	~~He resolved that the only solution was to shut down his account and start and new one, where they couldn't find him.~~
	~~According to him, after some encouragement from his equally retarded parents, he decided to come back~~ and ~~reactivate his account, saying that the only way he'll succeed is to stand up to his enemies and face the danger.~~

	~~LOL. However, he was wrong. Because he had yet to~~ get rid of his overly inflated ego and general nasty attitude towards other people and their advice, as well as improving on his shit excuse for artwork, more trolls found out about this failure's account and flocked to attack him.

	~~==17/08/11==~~
	~~The date he decided to play around with us and go "inactive" on his account. Which, of course, he failed at, because he forgot to change his settings. Anyone can still see if he~~ is ~~visiting his account by simply checking when he was last online. But this doesn't come as~~ a ~~surprise, because [[Newfag\|he fails at everything.]] His [[RAGE\|butthurt~~ and ~~troll rage]] caused~~ him ~~to hide all his page's comments~~ and wipe his page clean of everything except a butthurt journal entry. Sadly, his [[Shit\|art]] is still there. He also changed his icon to a crappy-looking sign that read "INACTIVE HAHA I MOVED". It's still not known if this asshole has actually moved accounts, since we can [[Fail\|still see if he's online or not]]. He's just messing with us by acting like a [[Butthurt\|fucking fail troll]].

	~~Oh, what's this? Now that he thinks he's won,~~ all ~~he ever shouts at~~ people ~~is "[[Copypasta\|HA U WILL NEVER FIND ME I HAVE MOVED]]" on every page he can find. How [[Dumbass\|clever]].~~

	~~He then decided to rock himself~~ in ~~foetal position in his bedroom corner for months until he finally gained courage to man up to his computer and create a new account.~~

	~~==Back better than ever!==~~

	Unfortunately for him with his [[stupid\|amazing]] intelligence, he made his new account way too fucking obvious by [[Copypasta\|copying and pasting]] his deviantART bio. Again, obvious troll is fucking obvious. His new account now goes by the name of {{deviantart\|CuteCuddlyWolfie}}. This means an open opportunity to milk all the more lulz from this retard as all sit quiet and wait for his [[shit\|art]] to rise into the ranks of the top 30% of deviantART [[No\|amirite?]]
	~~It is a truly horrifying fact~~ to ~~know that not~~ only is he still a [[fag\|sonicfag]] but now he has decided to take his faggotry to the next level and strongly earned himself the title of [[wolfaboo\|Wolfaboo]] too! Double the fun and double the faggotry! Not only that, but he is more [[butthurt\|butthurt]] than ever. He claims his real age to now be 24 and given his sub-par IQ he didn't even know what [[Cum\|cumming]] was until someone else had to fucking tell him. If that weren't enough to go around, he even claims to still live with his parents because of his [[Bullshit\|AD/HD and aspergers on the internet]]. Even having the [[balls\|balls]] to allow his "dad" to speak to the deviant primarily milking the lulz from him for everybody ~~to laugh at. Whether it truly was his dad speaking to her or not is yet to be confirmed.~~

	~~While no such [[shit\|art]] has been uploaded by this faggot as of yet. He has probably finally come to the conclusion that his shitty MS paint "art" isn't worth [[shit\|shit]].~~
	In other news, the bitch has finally [[OVER 9000\|after days]] of torturous trial, discovered how to operate the DeviantART block function. Making his list of blocked deviants publicly shown to all who visit his page to admire the trolling [[Truth\|really beginning to rile up in the comments section]] on his page. Little does this tartlet know that defamatory journals such as this are a form of [[BAWW\|hate propaganda,]] and are a violation of dA's ToS. From the looks of things however, [[You\|nobody]] will take the time to bother filing a report against him, but will most likely leave him to his mere squandering as more and more people come by to take all the [[Troll\|lulz they can get]] from this [[Lolcow\|retard.]]

	~~==02/11/11 - The eye melting begins==~~

	It has finally happened folks! The tartlet has at last come to post his first specimens of [[Fail\|shit]] to his profile. The first two pictures to have been [[Sarcasm\|fortunate]] enough to make their solemn way onto his profile consist of a very badly drawn wolf that, as ~~observed by one deviant, appears to have~~ no neck and no actual fur as a real wolf would have. One should too note the plank legs. Impressive to say the least that his drawing skills have not improved one fucking bit since he last ragequitted from dA. The second drawing merely consists of a horribly drawn wolf silhouette attempting to eat the moon. Along with that, after getting his ass handed to him by the admins who baleeted his bawwlock journal, he is in a fit of rage and tears for getting told off by the admins for his faggotry, saying he would be [[B&\|banned from the site FOREVAR]] if he did not cease to be a retarded newfag. Not to mention his [[Retard\|ego is just as fucking inflated as ever,]] being as big as the empire state building.

	~~{{DA-MZ}}~~
	~~{{furfaggotry}}~~
	~~{{Trolls}}~~