KingMasterReview - Revision history

DinkDummy at 00:56, 9 April 2025

2025-04-09T00:56:13Z

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	[[Image:KingMasterReview.JPG\|thumb\|KingMasterReview, also known as Aubrey Taylor.]]		[[Image:KingMasterReview.JPG\|thumb\|KingMasterReview, also known as Aubrey Taylor.]]
	KingMasterReview, or Aubrey, is quite obviously [[retard\|retarded]]. This child likes to repeat himself constantly, stutters like a motherfucker, has clearly no knowledge whatsoever of sentence structure, and has the approximate cognitive ability of a three-year-old who has suffered severe brain damage as a result of consuming non-lethal amounts of bleach. Listening to him attempt to form a coherent sentence is roughly equivalent to that of watching paint dry underwater. What precisely is wrong with this little cuntmuffin is currently unknown, but one can safely assume it's probably [[autism]]. If not, then it's something much more severe. All of this, along with how he found his way to the internet, can be explained through one simple fact about our dear Aubrey: he is a fan of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] franchise. Although he may appear to be your run-of-the-mill retard (which he is), there is more to our simple little friend. Not much, but there is more.		KingMasterReview, or Aubrey, is quite obviously [[retard\|retarded]]. This child likes to repeat himself constantly, stutters like a motherfucker, has clearly no knowledge whatsoever of sentence structure, and has the approximate cognitive ability of a three-year-old who has suffered severe brain damage as a result of consuming non-lethal amounts of bleach. Listening to him attempt to form a coherent sentence is roughly equivalent to that of watching paint dry underwater. What precisely is wrong with this little cuntmuffin is currently unknown, but one can safely assume it's probably [[autism]]. If not, then it's something much more severe. All of this, along with how he found his way to the internet, can be explained through one simple fact about our dear Aubrey: he is a fan of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] franchise. Although he may appear to be your run-of-the-mill retard (which he is), there is more to our simple little friend. Not much, but there is more.

imported>Metalblade: /* See also */

2016-12-16T05:22:10Z

imported>Deceptive: This was a legitimate edit, ya know.

2016-07-09T03:18:35Z

This was a legitimate edit, ya know.

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	===It gets worse. It gets so much worse.===		===It gets worse. It gets so much worse.===
	~~[[Image:HEY_SILVER.PNG\|thumb\|KingMasterReview honestly believes this has happened.]]~~
	~~[[Image:He's_Biggest_Fan.PNG\|thumb\|He's biggest fan.]]~~
	But, wait, it gets worse. Aubrey has convinced himself that Silver the Hedgehog is living with him (to which he provides the explanation that The Noid lives with [[Spax3]]), which has manifested itself in YouTube videos featuring an audio between Aubrey, and himself pretending to be Silver. At first glance, one might assume this video is intended to be humor. However, it is undeniable. Aubrey believes Silver the Hedgehog is living with him.		But, wait, it gets worse. Aubrey has convinced himself that Silver the Hedgehog is living with him (to which he provides the explanation that The Noid lives with [[Spax3]]), which has manifested itself in YouTube videos featuring an audio between Aubrey, and himself pretending to be Silver. At first glance, one might assume this video is intended to be humor. However, it is undeniable. Aubrey believes Silver the Hedgehog is living with him.

	~~<center><youtube>KSEYLIY-u4Q</youtube></center>~~

	==Reaction to Trolling==		==Reaction to Trolling==
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	The unspeakable had happened: someone had made fun of him on the internet.		The unspeakable had happened: someone had made fun of him on the internet.

	Aubrey was absolutely [[Butthurt\|desperate]]. [[Sarcasm\|Never would he have expected anyone to make fun of him for having anal sex with Silver the Hedgehog (which was really himself) and putting it on YouTube for the world to see]]. This was all happening too fast for his mind to react. His only option was to make a video entitled, "[[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT\|Hert Fellings]]," in which he explained to the world how he is not a Sonic fag, putting up the argument that he [[Incest\|loves his family]] and that he's an [[Lie\|intelligent young man]] (yes, those are seriously the reasons he gave).~~http://blip.tv/blackbustercritic/sonicbrainfart-kingmasterreview-5805375~~		Aubrey was absolutely [[Butthurt\|desperate]]. [[Sarcasm\|Never would he have expected anyone to make fun of him for having anal sex with Silver the Hedgehog (which was really himself) and putting it on YouTube for the world to see]]. This was all happening too fast for his mind to react. His only option was to make a video entitled, "[[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT\|Hert Fellings]]," in which he explained to the world how he is not a Sonic fag, putting up the argument that he [[Incest\|loves his family]] and that he's an [[Lie\|intelligent young man]] (yes, those are seriously the reasons he gave).

	==Quotes==		==Quotes==
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	Aubrey is well aware of Spax's reputation, having put his two cents in on everyone's joy to his departure from YouTube. However, despite this, he still kisses his ass.		Aubrey is well aware of Spax's reputation, having put his two cents in on everyone's joy to his departure from YouTube. However, despite this, he still kisses his ass.

	~~<center><youtube>v1C1fN3JBtE</youtube></center>~~

	==The return of the "King"==		==The return of the "King"==

imported>LulzKiller: Undo revision 915098 by Bigdaddyjoe (talk)

2016-07-09T02:52:20Z

Undo revision 915098 by Bigdaddyjoe (talk)

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	===It gets worse. It gets so much worse.===		===It gets worse. It gets so much worse.===
			[[Image:HEY_SILVER.PNG\|thumb\|KingMasterReview honestly believes this has happened.]]
			[[Image:He's_Biggest_Fan.PNG\|thumb\|He's biggest fan.]]
	But, wait, it gets worse. Aubrey has convinced himself that Silver the Hedgehog is living with him (to which he provides the explanation that The Noid lives with [[Spax3]]), which has manifested itself in YouTube videos featuring an audio between Aubrey, and himself pretending to be Silver. At first glance, one might assume this video is intended to be humor. However, it is undeniable. Aubrey believes Silver the Hedgehog is living with him.		But, wait, it gets worse. Aubrey has convinced himself that Silver the Hedgehog is living with him (to which he provides the explanation that The Noid lives with [[Spax3]]), which has manifested itself in YouTube videos featuring an audio between Aubrey, and himself pretending to be Silver. At first glance, one might assume this video is intended to be humor. However, it is undeniable. Aubrey believes Silver the Hedgehog is living with him.

			<center><youtube>KSEYLIY-u4Q</youtube></center>

	==Reaction to Trolling==		==Reaction to Trolling==
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	The unspeakable had happened: someone had made fun of him on the internet.		The unspeakable had happened: someone had made fun of him on the internet.

	Aubrey was absolutely [[Butthurt\|desperate]]. [[Sarcasm\|Never would he have expected anyone to make fun of him for having anal sex with Silver the Hedgehog (which was really himself) and putting it on YouTube for the world to see]]. This was all happening too fast for his mind to react. His only option was to make a video entitled, "[[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT\|Hert Fellings]]," in which he explained to the world how he is not a Sonic fag, putting up the argument that he [[Incest\|loves his family]] and that he's an [[Lie\|intelligent young man]] (yes, those are seriously the reasons he gave).		Aubrey was absolutely [[Butthurt\|desperate]]. [[Sarcasm\|Never would he have expected anyone to make fun of him for having anal sex with Silver the Hedgehog (which was really himself) and putting it on YouTube for the world to see]]. This was all happening too fast for his mind to react. His only option was to make a video entitled, "[[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT\|Hert Fellings]]," in which he explained to the world how he is not a Sonic fag, putting up the argument that he [[Incest\|loves his family]] and that he's an [[Lie\|intelligent young man]] (yes, those are seriously the reasons he gave).http://blip.tv/blackbustercritic/sonicbrainfart-kingmasterreview-5805375

	==Quotes==		==Quotes==
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	Aubrey is well aware of Spax's reputation, having put his two cents in on everyone's joy to his departure from YouTube. However, despite this, he still kisses his ass.		Aubrey is well aware of Spax's reputation, having put his two cents in on everyone's joy to his departure from YouTube. However, despite this, he still kisses his ass.

			<center><youtube>v1C1fN3JBtE</youtube></center>

	==The return of the "King"==		==The return of the "King"==

imported>Bigdaddyjoe at 02:41, 9 July 2016

2016-07-09T02:41:16Z

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	===It gets worse. It gets so much worse.===		===It gets worse. It gets so much worse.===
	~~[[Image:HEY_SILVER.PNG\|thumb\|KingMasterReview honestly believes this has happened.]]~~
	~~[[Image:He's_Biggest_Fan.PNG\|thumb\|He's biggest fan.]]~~
	But, wait, it gets worse. Aubrey has convinced himself that Silver the Hedgehog is living with him (to which he provides the explanation that The Noid lives with [[Spax3]]), which has manifested itself in YouTube videos featuring an audio between Aubrey, and himself pretending to be Silver. At first glance, one might assume this video is intended to be humor. However, it is undeniable. Aubrey believes Silver the Hedgehog is living with him.		But, wait, it gets worse. Aubrey has convinced himself that Silver the Hedgehog is living with him (to which he provides the explanation that The Noid lives with [[Spax3]]), which has manifested itself in YouTube videos featuring an audio between Aubrey, and himself pretending to be Silver. At first glance, one might assume this video is intended to be humor. However, it is undeniable. Aubrey believes Silver the Hedgehog is living with him.

	~~<center><youtube>KSEYLIY-u4Q</youtube></center>~~

	==Reaction to Trolling==		==Reaction to Trolling==
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	The unspeakable had happened: someone had made fun of him on the internet.		The unspeakable had happened: someone had made fun of him on the internet.

	Aubrey was absolutely [[Butthurt\|desperate]]. [[Sarcasm\|Never would he have expected anyone to make fun of him for having anal sex with Silver the Hedgehog (which was really himself) and putting it on YouTube for the world to see]]. This was all happening too fast for his mind to react. His only option was to make a video entitled, "[[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT\|Hert Fellings]]," in which he explained to the world how he is not a Sonic fag, putting up the argument that he [[Incest\|loves his family]] and that he's an [[Lie\|intelligent young man]] (yes, those are seriously the reasons he gave).~~http://blip.tv/blackbustercritic/sonicbrainfart-kingmasterreview-5805375~~		Aubrey was absolutely [[Butthurt\|desperate]]. [[Sarcasm\|Never would he have expected anyone to make fun of him for having anal sex with Silver the Hedgehog (which was really himself) and putting it on YouTube for the world to see]]. This was all happening too fast for his mind to react. His only option was to make a video entitled, "[[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT\|Hert Fellings]]," in which he explained to the world how he is not a Sonic fag, putting up the argument that he [[Incest\|loves his family]] and that he's an [[Lie\|intelligent young man]] (yes, those are seriously the reasons he gave).

	==Quotes==		==Quotes==
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	Aubrey is well aware of Spax's reputation, having put his two cents in on everyone's joy to his departure from YouTube. However, despite this, he still kisses his ass.		Aubrey is well aware of Spax's reputation, having put his two cents in on everyone's joy to his departure from YouTube. However, despite this, he still kisses his ass.

	~~<center><youtube>v1C1fN3JBtE</youtube></center>~~

	==The return of the "King"==		==The return of the "King"==

imported>Hitmonchan at 03:05, 22 March 2015

2015-03-22T03:05:20Z

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imported>Hitmonchan at 03:05, 22 March 2015

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	<center><youtube>v1C1fN3JBtE</youtube></center>		<center><youtube>v1C1fN3JBtE</youtube></center>

			==The return of the "King"==

			<center><youtube>gcbOcBRd3X4</youtube></center>

	==External Links==		==External Links==
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	*[http://kingmasterreview.deviantart.com/ KingMasterReview on DeviantART.]		*[http://kingmasterreview.deviantart.com/ KingMasterReview on DeviantART.]
	*{{myspace\|aubreyhedgehog\|KingMasterReview on MySpace}}		*{{myspace\|aubreyhedgehog\|KingMasterReview on MySpace}}

			==See also==

			*[[Spax3]] - Mentor and idol to Aubrey
			*[[Chris-Chan]]
			*[[Dakari-King Mykan]]

	{{SonicFags}}		{{SonicFags}}

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