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LuckyNumber at 00:34, 23 April 2025

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	{{Ibrow\|'''Died'''\|June 4, 2004 (aged 52)}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Died'''\|June 4, 2004 (aged 52)}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''Nationality:'''\|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Nationality:'''\|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
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	{{Ibrow\|'''Top 50?'''\|It's the thought that counts}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Top 50?'''\|It's the thought that counts}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''Style'''\|Carmageddon}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Style'''\|Carmageddon}}

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	* [https://web.archive.org/web/20070429105013/http://archives.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1075649 Something Awful's Killdozer thread]		* [https://web.archive.org/web/20070429105013/http://archives.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1075649 Something Awful's Killdozer thread]
	* [https://web.archive.org/web/20070429104902/http://archives.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1084038 Thread after Heemeyer's death.]		* [https://web.archive.org/web/20070429104902/http://archives.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1084038 Thread after Heemeyer's death.]
	* {{Reddit\|lastimages/comments/z6l1bg/comment/iy24q2l/~~?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3~~\|Reddit pulls apart the Heeymeyer folklore}}		* {{Reddit\|lastimages/comments/z6l1bg/comment/iy24q2l/\|Reddit pulls apart the Heeymeyer folklore}}
	* [https://store.steampowered.com/app/3417500/KILLDOZER/ Play as Heeymeyer now!] - {{archive\|Z1Bnj}}		* [https://store.steampowered.com/app/3417500/KILLDOZER/ Play as Heeymeyer now!] - {{archive\|Z1Bnj}}

Psychotic Dictatorship: +lotta shit: pics, memes, vids, etc, etc ,etc

2025-04-19T19:08:38Z

+lotta shit: pics, memes, vids, etc, etc ,etc

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Number9999999 at 14:04, 19 January 2025

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	The name exudes an aura of [[R. Lee Ermey\|badassery]], and with good reason; pictured above is the kind of fucking awesomeness you're up against should you decide to cross the path of the Killdozer... [[transformers\|part-man, part-machine]].		The name exudes an aura of [[R. Lee Ermey\|badassery]], and with good reason; pictured above is the kind of fucking awesomeness you're up against should you decide to cross the path of the Killdozer... [[transformers\|part-man, part-machine]].

	On June 4, [[2004]], a man in Granby, [[Colorado]] exacted his revenge against the [[Rachel Corrie\|local government]] and a poorly-positioned concrete factory being built adjacent to ''his'' muffler shop. That man was '''[[God\|Marvin John Heemeyer]]'''{Christian}}, and his revenge was the '''Killdozer'''. Deep inside the [[Tony Stark\|Killcave]], he spent several months armoring the Killdozer with chunks of concrete and steel plating. He also installed several video cameras on the outside of his creation so he could see where he was going without being shot; meaning he intended to [[delete fucking everything\|do some serious damage]]. On the fateful day he decided to let loose his monstrosity, many on the [[Internet]] closely followed this man's raging protest, as his armor-plated bulldozer [[IRL Trolling\|destroyed the homes and businesses]] of those who had wronged him.		On June 4, [[2004]], a man in Granby, [[Colorado]] exacted his revenge against the [[Rachel Corrie\|local government]] and a poorly-positioned concrete factory being built adjacent to ''his'' muffler shop. That man was '''[[God\|Marvin John Heemeyer]]'''{{Christian}}, and his revenge was the '''Killdozer'''. Deep inside the [[Tony Stark\|Killcave]], he spent several months armoring the Killdozer with chunks of concrete and steel plating. He also installed several video cameras on the outside of his creation so he could see where he was going without being shot; meaning he intended to [[delete fucking everything\|do some serious damage]]. On the fateful day he decided to let loose his monstrosity, many on the [[Internet]] closely followed this man's raging protest, as his armor-plated bulldozer [[IRL Trolling\|destroyed the homes and businesses]] of those who had wronged him.

	==Killdozer's Day==		==Killdozer's Day==

Number9999999: He was a real one too

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He was a real one too

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	The name exudes an aura of [[R. Lee Ermey\|badassery]], and with good reason; pictured above is the kind of fucking awesomeness you're up against should you decide to cross the path of the Killdozer... [[transformers\|part-man, part-machine]].		The name exudes an aura of [[R. Lee Ermey\|badassery]], and with good reason; pictured above is the kind of fucking awesomeness you're up against should you decide to cross the path of the Killdozer... [[transformers\|part-man, part-machine]].

	On June 4, [[2004]], a man in Granby, [[Colorado]] exacted his revenge against the [[Rachel Corrie\|local government]] and a poorly-positioned concrete factory being built adjacent to ''his'' muffler shop. That man was '''[[God\|Marvin John Heemeyer]]''', and his revenge was the '''Killdozer'''. Deep inside the [[Tony Stark\|Killcave]], he spent several months armoring the Killdozer with chunks of concrete and steel plating. He also installed several video cameras on the outside of his creation so he could see where he was going without being shot; meaning he intended to [[delete fucking everything\|do some serious damage]]. On the fateful day he decided to let loose his monstrosity, many on the [[Internet]] closely followed this man's raging protest, as his armor-plated bulldozer [[IRL Trolling\|destroyed the homes and businesses]] of those who had wronged him.		On June 4, [[2004]], a man in Granby, [[Colorado]] exacted his revenge against the [[Rachel Corrie\|local government]] and a poorly-positioned concrete factory being built adjacent to ''his'' muffler shop. That man was '''[[God\|Marvin John Heemeyer]]'''{Christian}}, and his revenge was the '''Killdozer'''. Deep inside the [[Tony Stark\|Killcave]], he spent several months armoring the Killdozer with chunks of concrete and steel plating. He also installed several video cameras on the outside of his creation so he could see where he was going without being shot; meaning he intended to [[delete fucking everything\|do some serious damage]]. On the fateful day he decided to let loose his monstrosity, many on the [[Internet]] closely followed this man's raging protest, as his armor-plated bulldozer [[IRL Trolling\|destroyed the homes and businesses]] of those who had wronged him.

	==Killdozer's Day==		==Killdozer's Day==
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	* [http://archives.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1084038 Thread after Heemeyer's death.] (archives access required)		* [http://archives.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1084038 Thread after Heemeyer's death.] (archives access required)

			{{Christianity}}
	{{High Scores}}		{{High Scores}}
	{{anheroes}}		{{anheroes}}

Number9999999 at 13:36, 19 January 2025

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	{{An hero}}		{{An hero}}
			{{Christian hero}}
	[[File:Bigbulldozer.jpg\|center\|600px\|TEH FUCKIN KILLDOZER!11!]]		[[File:Bigbulldozer.jpg\|center\|600px\|TEH FUCKIN KILLDOZER!11!]]
	{{ib\|[[File:Marvin Heemeyer.jpg\|250px]]}}		{{ib\|[[File:Marvin Heemeyer.jpg\|250px]]}}

Paul in the Mall at 12:23, 12 October 2024

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	{{GradedScore\|[[Fail\|0]]\|Terminator 2: Government Revenge\|4\|Barely destroyed half of the buildings, plus managed to get stuck in a basement\|20\|Decided to get revenge WITHOUT guns and used a more creative way\|20\| \|20\|Bonus for [[An Hero\|An Hero]]\|64\|D\|Real American hero}}		{{GradedScore\|[[Fail\|0]]\|Terminator 2: Government Revenge\|4\|Barely destroyed half of the buildings, plus managed to get stuck in a basement\|20\|Decided to get revenge WITHOUT guns and used a more creative way\|20\| \|20\|Bonus for [[An Hero\|An Hero]]\|64\|D\|Real American hero}}

	{{Wanted\|5}}		{{Wanted\|3}}

	==See Also==		==See Also==

Paul in the Mall at 17:08, 10 October 2024

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	{{An hero}}~~<br>~~		{{An hero}}
	~~<center>~~		[[File:Bigbulldozer.jpg\|center\|600px\|TEH FUCKIN KILLDOZER!11!]]
	[[File:Bigbulldozer.jpg\|600px\|TEH FUCKIN KILLDOZER!11!]] <~~/center~~> <br>		{{ib\|[[File:Marvin Heemeyer.jpg\|250px]]}}
	[[Image:Killdozer.png\|thumb\|Killdozer [[fanart]]]]		{{Ibhead\|<big>'''Marvin Heemeyer'''</big>}}
			{{Ibrow\|'''Born'''\|October 28, 1951}}
			{{Ibrow\|'''Died'''\|June 4, 2004 (aged 52)}}
			{{Ibrow\|'''Nationality:'''\|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
			{{Ibrow\|'''[[high score\|Highscore]]'''\|Killed 0, injured 0}}
			{{Ibrow\|'''Top 50?'''\|It's the thought that counts}}
			{{Ibrow\|'''Style'''\|Carmageddon}}
			{{Ibrow\|'''[[An Hero]]?'''\|Yes}}
			{{Ibend}}
			[[Image:Killdozer.png\|right\|thumb\|Killdozer [[fanart]]]]
	[[Image:Killdozer.gif\|right\|thumb\|A true Americ[[an hero]].]]		[[Image:Killdozer.gif\|right\|thumb\|A true Americ[[an hero]].]]

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	The name exudes an aura of [[R. Lee Ermey\|badassery]], and with good reason; pictured above is the kind of fucking awesomeness you're up against should you decide to cross the path of the Killdozer... [[transformers\|part-man, part-machine]].		The name exudes an aura of [[R. Lee Ermey\|badassery]], and with good reason; pictured above is the kind of fucking awesomeness you're up against should you decide to cross the path of the Killdozer... [[transformers\|part-man, part-machine]].

	On June 4, [[2004]], a man in Granby, [[Colorado]] exacted his revenge against the [[Rachel Corrie\|local government]] and a poorly-positioned concrete factory being built adjacent to ''his'' muffler shop. That man was [[God\|Marvin Heemeyer]], and his revenge was the '''Killdozer'''. Deep inside the [[Tony Stark\|Killcave]], he spent several months armoring the Killdozer with chunks of concrete and steel plating. He also installed several video cameras on the outside of his creation so he could see where he was going without being shot; meaning he intended to [[delete fucking everything\|do some serious damage]]. On the fateful day he decided to let loose his monstrosity, many on the [[Internet]] closely followed this man's raging protest, as his armor-plated bulldozer [[IRL Trolling\|destroyed the homes and businesses]] of those who had wronged him.		On June 4, [[2004]], a man in Granby, [[Colorado]] exacted his revenge against the [[Rachel Corrie\|local government]] and a poorly-positioned concrete factory being built adjacent to ''his'' muffler shop. That man was '''[[God\|Marvin John Heemeyer]]''', and his revenge was the '''Killdozer'''. Deep inside the [[Tony Stark\|Killcave]], he spent several months armoring the Killdozer with chunks of concrete and steel plating. He also installed several video cameras on the outside of his creation so he could see where he was going without being shot; meaning he intended to [[delete fucking everything\|do some serious damage]]. On the fateful day he decided to let loose his monstrosity, many on the [[Internet]] closely followed this man's raging protest, as his armor-plated bulldozer [[IRL Trolling\|destroyed the homes and businesses]] of those who had wronged him.

	==Killdozer's Day==		==Killdozer's Day==
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	<center><youtube>PZbG9i1oGPA</youtube></center>		<center><youtube>PZbG9i1oGPA</youtube></center>

	== Graded Score~~: =~~=		== Graded Score ==
	~~{\| style~~=~~"{{roundy\|18px}}{{gradlinear\|red\|orange}}box-shadow:0 3px 6px gray;padding:1em;margin:0 auto 1em auto;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="2" border="0"~~		{{GradedScore\|[[Fail\|0]]\|Terminator 2: Government Revenge\|4\|Barely destroyed half of the buildings, plus managed to get stuck in a basement\|20\|Decided to get revenge WITHOUT guns and used a more creative way\|20\| \|20\|Bonus for [[An Hero\|An Hero]]\|64\|D\|Real American hero}}
	\|-
	~~! colspan="2" style="~~{{~~roundy\|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px orange;" \| <big>Graded score</big>~~
	\|-
	~~\| colspan="2" style="height:9px;overflow:hidden;" \|~~
	\|-
	~~! style="text-align:right;" \| Kill count:~~
	\|[[Fail\|0]]~~/20~~
	\|-
	~~! style="text-align:right;vertical-align~~:~~top;"~~ \| ~~Accuracy:~~
	\|~~4/20 ''~~Barely destroyed half of the buildings, plus managed to get stuck in a basement''
	\|-
	~~! style="text-align:right;"~~ \| ~~Style:~~
	~~\|20/20 ''~~Decided to get revenge WITHOUT guns and used a more creative way''
	\|-
	~~! style="text-align:right;"~~ \| ~~Butthurt:~~
	\|20~~/20~~
	\|-
	~~! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;"~~ \| ~~Bonus:~~
	~~\|20/20 ''~~Bonus for [[An Hero\|An Hero]]''
	\|-
	~~! colspan="2" style="{{roundy\|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;"~~ \| ~~<big>Total score: 64/100 ('''~~D~~''')</big>~~
	\|}

	~~<center>'''Real American hero'''</center>~~		{{Wanted\|5}}
	~~<center>'''[[High Score~~\| ~~See full ranking]]'''</center>~~

	==See Also==		==See Also==
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	==External Links==		==External Links==
	* ~~[[Wikipedia:Killdozer~~ (band)\|Killdozer (band)]] - Obviously influenced by the Killdozer itself, listening to Killdozer completely demolish such shitty music as {{ytlink\|XmKIVQsv_9I\|American Pie}} on their ''For Ladies Only'' album can result in irreparable [[earrape\|brain ruin]]. {{ytlink\|VNP9Rll2BUA\|Here is one example of Killdozer's music.}}		* {{Wikilink\|Marvin_Heemeyer\|TOW coverage}}
			* {{Wikilink\|Killdozer_(band)\|Killdozer (band)}} - Obviously influenced by the Killdozer itself, listening to Killdozer completely demolish such shitty music as {{ytlink\|XmKIVQsv_9I\|American Pie}} on their ''For Ladies Only'' album can result in irreparable [[earrape\|brain ruin]]. {{ytlink\|VNP9Rll2BUA\|Here is one example of Killdozer's music.}}
	* [http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Baneblade Baneblade]		* [http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Baneblade Baneblade]
	* [http://www.filecabi.net/video/bullydozer6.html News footage of Heemeyer trolling Granby with the Killdozer.]		* [http://www.filecabi.net/video/bullydozer6.html News footage of Heemeyer trolling Granby with the Killdozer.]
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	* [http://archives.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1084038 Thread after Heemeyer's death.] (archives access required)		* [http://archives.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1084038 Thread after Heemeyer's death.] (archives access required)

			{{High Scores}}
	{{anheroes}}		{{anheroes}}
			{{epic}}

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	[[Category:2004]]		[[Category:2004]]

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	{{Ibrow\|'''Died'''\|June 4, 2004 (aged 52)}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Died'''\|June 4, 2004 (aged 52)}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''Nationality:'''\|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Nationality:'''\|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''[[high score\|Highscore]]'''\|Killed 0, injured 0}}		{{Ibrow\|'''[[high score\|Highscore]]'''\|[[Epic Fail\|Killed 0, injured 0]]}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''Top 50?'''\|It's the thought that counts}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Top 50?'''\|It's the thought that counts}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''Style'''\|Carmageddon}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Style'''\|Carmageddon}}