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CrackRabbit: /* Waffle House scuffle */

2025-08-08T11:31:34Z

Waffle House scuffle

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	====Waffle House scuffle====		====Waffle House scuffle====
	In October 2007, Kid Rock was involved in a brawl at a Waffle House (yes, that's the name, and no, you wouldn't eat there) in Atlanta (yes, it's in Georgia, and no, you wouldn't visit) and [http://voanews.com/english/archive/2007-10/2007-10-22-voa26.cfm charged] with [http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Music/07/22/kid.rock.ap/index.html simple battery].		In October 2007, Kid Rock was involved in a brawl at a Waffle House (yes, that's the name, and no, you wouldn't eat there) in Atlanta (yes, it's in Georgia, and no, you wouldn't visit) and [http://voanews.com/english/archive/2007-10/2007-10-22-voa26.cfm charged] with [http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Music/07/22/kid.rock.ap/index.html simple battery].
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	LOL WAFFLE		LOL WAFFLE
	{{quote\|You recently pleaded no contest to simple battery after a fight at an Atlanta-area Waffle House. Do you plan to steer clear of Waffle Houses during your New Orleans adventures?\|A lame reporter, [http://blog.nola.com/keithspera/2008/08/a_conversation_with_kid_rock.html asking a fair question]}}		{{quote\|You recently pleaded no contest to simple battery after a fight at an Atlanta-area Waffle House. Do you plan to steer clear of Waffle Houses during your New Orleans adventures?\|A lame reporter, [http://blog.nola.com/keithspera/2008/08/a_conversation_with_kid_rock.html asking a fair question]}}

imported>MJ2.0 at 10:20, 10 September 2018

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	==See Also==		==See Also==
	*[[Scott Stapp]]		*[[Scott Stapp]]
	*[[Rap]]
	*[[White Trash]]		*[[White Trash]]
	*[[Redneck]]
	*[[KKK]]
	*[[Wigger]]		*[[Wigger]]

imported>MJ2.0 at 10:19, 10 September 2018

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	*[http://community.kidrock.com/main/authorization/signUp His fanboi site].		*[http://community.kidrock.com/main/authorization/signUp His fanboi site].
	{{music}}		{{music}}
			{{Rap}}
	[[Category:People]]		[[Category:People]]
	[[Category:Music]]		[[Category:Music]]
			[[Category:America]]

imported>JulietMarky: /* Joe C */

2018-08-08T02:50:43Z

Joe C

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	===Joe C===		===Joe C===
	[[Image:Joec.jpg\|thumb\|MC Midget]]		[[Image:Joec.jpg\|thumb\|MC Midget]]
	Joe C was a [[midget]] rapper with [[Truth\|no talent whatsoever]]. [[Lol wut\|He also thought himself as being a pro-wrestler]]. Aside from sounding like, looking like and talking like a 10 year old boy, he was in his 20s when performing. Kind of a twist huh? On November 16, 2000 Joseph "Joe Coeliac" Callejua would [[Goodnight Sweet Prince\|pass away in his sleep]] from ~~embarrasment~~. The disease of being known as Kid Rock's sidekick stunted his growth and forced him to take 60 pills a day; it is thought he is [[Tsimfuckis\|Birdman's]] long lost brother.		Joe C was a [[midget]] rapper with [[Truth\|no talent whatsoever]]. [[Lol wut\|He also thought himself as being a pro-wrestler]]. Aside from sounding like, looking like and talking like a 10 year old boy, he was in his 20s when performing. Kind of a twist huh? On November 16, 2000 Joseph "Joe Coeliac" Callejua would [[Goodnight Sweet Prince\|pass away in his sleep]] from embarrassment. The disease of being known as Kid Rock's sidekick stunted his growth and forced him to take 60 pills a day; it is thought he is [[Tsimfuckis\|Birdman's]] long lost brother.
	<center><youtube>_PAMQcAVdKY</youtube></center>		<center><youtube>_PAMQcAVdKY</youtube></center>
	<center>Its funny cause he's dead.</center>		<center>Its funny cause he's dead.</center>

imported>JulietMarky: /* Kellie Pickler */

2018-08-08T02:49:55Z

Kellie Pickler

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	[[Image:Sheryl_Crow_Stuff.jpg\|thumb\|100px\|She was hot, before Rock.]]Together, they released "Picture", a country-influenced duet which introduced Kid Rock to a [[white trash\|wider audience]]. "Picture" was ultimately the most successful single on the album, and the song remains his most successful pop song in the US to date. After accepting his disease-ridden penis, Sheryl was forced to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheryl_Crow#Personal_life seek medical attention].		[[Image:Sheryl_Crow_Stuff.jpg\|thumb\|100px\|She was hot, before Rock.]]Together, they released "Picture", a country-influenced duet which introduced Kid Rock to a [[white trash\|wider audience]]. "Picture" was ultimately the most successful single on the album, and the song remains his most successful pop song in the US to date. After accepting his disease-ridden penis, Sheryl was forced to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheryl_Crow#Personal_life seek medical attention].
	===[[American_Idol\|Kellie Pickler]]===		===[[American_Idol\|Kellie Pickler]]===
	[[Image:Pickle-chan1.png\|left\|100px\|[[American Idol]] star, Kellie Pickler.]]		[[Image:Pickle-chan1.png\|left\|thumb\|100px\|[[American Idol]] star, Kellie Pickler.]]
	<br>Careful, dear - that microphone of his looks [http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1888400/former_american_idol_contestant_kellie.html?cat=33 a bit suspect.] [[Pedobear]] approves the 15 year age gap between these star-crossed lovers.<br><br><br>		<br>Careful, dear - that microphone of his looks [http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1888400/former_american_idol_contestant_kellie.html?cat=33 a bit suspect.] [[Pedobear]] approves the 15 year age gap between these star-crossed lovers.<br><br><br>

imported>JulietMarky: /* Kelly Pickler */

2018-08-08T02:49:09Z

Kelly Pickler

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	===Sheryl Crow===		===Sheryl Crow===
	[[Image:Sheryl_Crow_Stuff.jpg\|thumb\|100px\|She was hot, before Rock.]]Together, they released "Picture", a country-influenced duet which introduced Kid Rock to a [[white trash\|wider audience]]. "Picture" was ultimately the most successful single on the album, and the song remains his most successful pop song in the US to date. After accepting his disease-ridden penis, Sheryl was forced to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheryl_Crow#Personal_life seek medical attention].		[[Image:Sheryl_Crow_Stuff.jpg\|thumb\|100px\|She was hot, before Rock.]]Together, they released "Picture", a country-influenced duet which introduced Kid Rock to a [[white trash\|wider audience]]. "Picture" was ultimately the most successful single on the album, and the song remains his most successful pop song in the US to date. After accepting his disease-ridden penis, Sheryl was forced to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheryl_Crow#Personal_life seek medical attention].
	===[[American_Idol\|~~Kelly~~ Pickler]]===		===[[American_Idol\|Kellie Pickler]]===
	[[Image:Pickle-chan1.png\|left\|100px\|[[American Idol]] star, ~~Kelly~~ Pickler.]]		[[Image:Pickle-chan1.png\|left\|100px\|[[American Idol]] star, Kellie Pickler.]]
	<br>Careful, dear - that microphone of his looks [http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1888400/former_american_idol_contestant_kellie.html?cat=33 a bit suspect.] [[Pedobear]] approves the 15 year age gap between these star-crossed lovers.<br><br><br>		<br>Careful, dear - that microphone of his looks [http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1888400/former_american_idol_contestant_kellie.html?cat=33 a bit suspect.] [[Pedobear]] approves the 15 year age gap between these star-crossed lovers.<br><br><br>

	==Film Career==		==Film Career==
	===Sex Tape===		===Sex Tape===

imported>Keos: /* Weekend Warrior */ removed dead link

2016-03-09T23:10:16Z

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	*In 2008, Kid Rock recorded "Warrior" for a National Guard [[propaganda\|advertising campaign]]. [http://www.kidrock.com/news/2008/05/30/kid-rock-national-guard-and-dale-earnhardt-jr-team-up-for-new-commercial/ Just shy of a 'git er done'], [http://www.ngb.army.mil/news/archives/2008/08/082208-Kid_Rock.aspx this white trash recruiting] attempt will appear in more than 3,000 theaters and on over 27,000 screens around the country.		*In 2008, Kid Rock recorded "Warrior" for a National Guard [[propaganda\|advertising campaign]]. [http://www.kidrock.com/news/2008/05/30/kid-rock-national-guard-and-dale-earnhardt-jr-team-up-for-new-commercial/ Just shy of a 'git er done'], [http://www.ngb.army.mil/news/archives/2008/08/082208-Kid_Rock.aspx this white trash recruiting] attempt will appear in more than 3,000 theaters and on over 27,000 screens around the country.
	*Kid Rock was involved in the Super Bowl XXXVIII halftime show controversy in Houston, Texas on February 1, 2004. He was criticized by war veterans for his choice of wearing the American flag as a poncho. The veterans didn't really care but were just trolling IRL because they were still super pissed that he'd fucked off on a killer Skynyrd tune.		*Kid Rock was involved in the Super Bowl XXXVIII halftime show controversy in Houston, Texas on February 1, 2004. He was criticized by war veterans for his choice of wearing the American flag as a poncho. The veterans didn't really care but were just trolling IRL because they were still super pissed that he'd fucked off on a killer Skynyrd tune.
	~~<center><youtube>57Njivd_emQ</youtube><br>~~
	~~Big military man! Kid Rock to Iraq. Ok... stay there.</center>~~
	===Dropping Dox On The Man===		===Dropping Dox On The Man===
	Instead of allowing Kid Rock to work off his sentence by 'entertaining' the troops, the judge [http://www.chartattack.com/news/63527/kid-rock-is-miffed-with-judge told him to pay up and do real community service]. Much BAWWWWWING ensued. The [[Cunt\|charming rogue]] posted [http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=68aef506-af66-4f1d-bbed-f056d585647f Georgia State Court Judge Alvin T. Wong]'s personal phone number posted on the front page of [http://www.kidrock.com his website] in retaliation. When asked about Judge Wong, Bobby invokes the troops like he's performing a banishing ritual.		Instead of allowing Kid Rock to work off his sentence by 'entertaining' the troops, the judge [http://www.chartattack.com/news/63527/kid-rock-is-miffed-with-judge told him to pay up and do real community service]. Much BAWWWWWING ensued. The [[Cunt\|charming rogue]] posted [http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=68aef506-af66-4f1d-bbed-f056d585647f Georgia State Court Judge Alvin T. Wong]'s personal phone number posted on the front page of [http://www.kidrock.com his website] in retaliation. When asked about Judge Wong, Bobby invokes the troops like he's performing a banishing ritual.

imported>Keos: /* Sex Tape */ removed dead link

2016-03-09T23:09:41Z

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	===Sex Tape===		===Sex Tape===
	Ol' Bob had the good idea to share a [[STD\|quartet of strippers]] with [[Christfag\|Scott Stapp]], frontman of Christian-rock band Creed. As if one bad idea weren't enough, a video camera was set to roll.		Ol' Bob had the good idea to share a [[STD\|quartet of strippers]] with [[Christfag\|Scott Stapp]], frontman of Christian-rock band Creed. As if one bad idea weren't enough, a video camera was set to roll.
	~~<center><youtube>P3qqGgKBRco</youtube><br>'''Ew.'''</center>~~
	<center><youtube>wwDNSCsD8w8</youtube><br>'''Little buddy on aforementioned 'sex tapes''''</center>		<center><youtube>wwDNSCsD8w8</youtube><br>'''Little buddy on aforementioned 'sex tapes''''</center>

imported>Keos: /* Waffle House scuffle */ removed dead link

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	LOL WAFFLE		LOL WAFFLE
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	~~LOL WAH-FULL</center>~~
	{{quote\|You recently pleaded no contest to simple battery after a fight at an Atlanta-area Waffle House. Do you plan to steer clear of Waffle Houses during your New Orleans adventures?\|A lame reporter, [http://blog.nola.com/keithspera/2008/08/a_conversation_with_kid_rock.html asking a fair question]}}		{{quote\|You recently pleaded no contest to simple battery after a fight at an Atlanta-area Waffle House. Do you plan to steer clear of Waffle Houses during your New Orleans adventures?\|A lame reporter, [http://blog.nola.com/keithspera/2008/08/a_conversation_with_kid_rock.html asking a fair question]}}
	{{quote\|(laughs) I embrace the Waffle House. In Atlanta, I went back and signed autographs at the Waffle House and we raised about $15,000 for a shelter that helps homeless families get back on their feet. So we flipped it around and turned it into something positive, because it was so dumb. Of course when you're Kid Rock and something dumb like that happens, you catch a lawsuit for $4 million.\|Kid Rock, [http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebrity-news/267656/kid-rock-to-attend-anger-management-classes/1/ [[Unwarranted_self_importance\|inflating his $1000 fine to $4,000,000]]]}}		{{quote\|(laughs) I embrace the Waffle House. In Atlanta, I went back and signed autographs at the Waffle House and we raised about $15,000 for a shelter that helps homeless families get back on their feet. So we flipped it around and turned it into something positive, because it was so dumb. Of course when you're Kid Rock and something dumb like that happens, you catch a lawsuit for $4 million.\|Kid Rock, [http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebrity-news/267656/kid-rock-to-attend-anger-management-classes/1/ [[Unwarranted_self_importance\|inflating his $1000 fine to $4,000,000]]]}}
	He pleaded [[Homosexuality\|nolo contendere]] to one count, was fined $1,000, required to perform 80 hours of community service, complete one 6-hour course on anger management as well as basic math lessons. {{quote\|$1000 < $4,000,000\|Basic math}}		He pleaded [[Homosexuality\|nolo contendere]] to one count, was fined $1,000, required to perform 80 hours of community service, complete one 6-hour course on anger management as well as basic math lessons. {{quote\|$1000 < $4,000,000\|Basic math}}

	====Student Newspaper====		====Student Newspaper====
	{{quote\|Who does this [redacted] think he is??? Kid Rock’s album is unoriginal and not worth buying. Please tell me then who is original nowadays and who’s album is better today? I can’t name one. Kid Rock is influenced by Southern Rock and by Bob Seger, who is a Detroit native. The album surly shows his influences and is perfect. Would you say that about the Rolling Stones back in the sixties when they covered songs by Chuck Berry or Muddy Waters?		{{quote\|Who does this [redacted] think he is??? Kid Rock’s album is unoriginal and not worth buying. Please tell me then who is original nowadays and who’s album is better today? I can’t name one. Kid Rock is influenced by Southern Rock and by Bob Seger, who is a Detroit native. The album surly shows his influences and is perfect. Would you say that about the Rolling Stones back in the sixties when they covered songs by Chuck Berry or Muddy Waters?

imported>Obvious sock2: /* Oh LAWDY! We've been found */

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Oh LAWDY! We've been found

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