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imported>MarioMario456: Reverted edits by Suckadicking (talk) to last revision by imported>ElSegCunt

2022-05-01T19:10:51Z

Reverted edits by Suckadicking (talk) to last revision by [[User:imported>ElSegCunt|imported>ElSegCunt]]

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		<center>[[Image:Keyboard.jpg\|800px\|According to scientists, this is the
		keyboard layout of most /b/tards.]]</center>
		[[Image:Onehandedkeyboard.jpg\|thumb\|Optimized for use on [[4chan]]]]
		[[Image:RemingtonKeyboard.jpg\|thumb\|How your [[lemonparty\|grandfather]] accessed the internet]]
		[[Image:TAY.gif\|thumb\|A master of his craft]]
		[[Image:Gay_keyboard.jpg\|thumb\|This keyboard appears to be [[gay]]]]

		How the left hand knows [[masturbate\|what the right one is doing]]. A '''keyboard''' is the device that allows people to [[shot web]] with their computer, from goading [[Stickam]] whores into a shoe on head to [[screencap]]ping your TOW vandalism before some butthurt [[sysop]] kills all the funny with a revert. It is typically utilized with one hand, although [[jameth\|some]] use their [[dong]] to do the job, and occasionally two hands in tandem after they’ve finished wiping the [[semen]] off of their LCD display.

		The keyboard design comes from a [[drama]]-generating tool invented back when the [[white]] man still owned black persons, known as a typewriter. People such as [[Mark Twain]] and the [[Lincoln Continental]] used this device to crudely forge their [[flame war]]s and suicide notes out of ink and dead trees. The step between paper mail and the internet was an invention known as the telegraph, the [[IRL]] precursor to [[IRC\|text-only chat]] that expressed everything in primitive [[ASCII]], known as Morse.

		'''Morse code''': <big>-.-- --- ..- / .- .-. . / .- / -. .. --. --. . .-. -.- .. -.- .</big>

		'''Translation''': ''You are a niggerkike.''

		A [[genius]] fusion of the two many years later yielded the modern day keyboard.

		Besides the standard [[QWERTY]] layout, there also exists a different design known by [[virgin]]al geeks as '''Dvorak''' and by normal people as unusable and [[retarded]]. [[Linux]] fatasses and [[CSIII]] graduates like to argue about its superior design that allows one to hammer out sob-story LJ posts at 50+ WPM over their average. While this is technically true, the vast majority of internet users are mentally incapable of learning the alphabet, making the point utterly [[moot]].

		===Keyboards and Music===

		Keyboard can also refer to the instrument played by the [[Keyboard Cat\|least talented]] member of [[you]]r band. Some of these keyboards can plug into computers utilizing the infamous [[USB]] line, and [[Tay Zonday\|when the two combine]], the end result can cause [[massive damage]] to the internet.

		{{ytlink\|BSebiP07YUQ\|How to play the keyboard}}

		==Keyboards on ED==

		*[[Keyboard cat]]
		*[[Keyboard Crasher]]
		*[[Keyboard warrior]]
		*[[Keyboard Whore]]
		*[[Typewriter]]

		==Keyboard Injuries==
		[[Image:Ruptured_Blood_Vessel.jpg\|left\|thumb]]
		Using a keyboard too much can result in injuries such as carpal tunnel syndrome, blood clots and blood vessel breakage. This hurts like a ''bitch'' and you can wind up as a keyboard cripple if you're not careful. Be sure to take adequate fap breaks to ensure you don't overwork your wrists and to maintain proper hand health.

		In the event you're a dumbass and don't heed this advice, which results in a broken blood vessel, you should immediately stuff your wanking appendage into a bowl of super hot water and elevate it for a good thirty minutes in order to avoid the pain of feeling like you just got seriously jacked up by a hornet.
		{{clear}}

		==Gallery==
		<center>
		<gallery>
		File:Gold plated keyboard.jpg
		</gallery>
		</center>

		==See Also==
		[[File:Keyboard Nigger.jpg\|thumb\|right\|125px\|When you see it...]]

		*[[Mouse]]
		*[[Typing with one hand]]
		*[[get on irc fgt]]
		*[[Typewriter]] - Keyboard without power.

		{{disambig}}
		{{why}}

imported>Suckadicking: BLANKING IN PROGRESS

2022-05-01T19:10:29Z

BLANKING IN PROGRESS

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	~~<center>[[Image:Keyboard.jpg\|800px\|According to scientists, this is the~~
	~~keyboard layout of most /b/tards.]]</center>~~
	~~[[Image:Onehandedkeyboard.jpg\|thumb\|Optimized for use on [[4chan]]]]~~
	~~[[Image:RemingtonKeyboard.jpg\|thumb\|How your [[lemonparty\|grandfather]] accessed the internet]]~~
	~~[[Image:TAY.gif\|thumb\|A master of his craft]]~~
	~~[[Image:Gay_keyboard.jpg\|thumb\|This keyboard appears to be [[gay]]]]~~

	How the left hand knows [[masturbate\|what the right one is doing]]. A '''keyboard''' is the device that allows people to [[shot web]] with their computer, from goading [[Stickam]] whores into a shoe on head to [[screencap]]ping your TOW vandalism before some butthurt [[sysop]] kills all the funny with a revert. It is typically utilized with one hand, although [[jameth\|some]] use their [[dong]] to do the job, and occasionally two hands in tandem after they’ve finished wiping the [[semen]] off of their LCD display.

	The keyboard design comes from a [[drama]]-generating tool invented back when the [[white]] man still owned black persons, known as a typewriter. People such as [[Mark Twain]] and the [[Lincoln Continental]] used this device to crudely forge their [[flame war]]s and suicide notes out of ink and dead trees. The step between paper mail and the internet was an invention known as the telegraph, the [[IRL]] precursor to [[IRC\|text-only chat]] that expressed everything in primitive [[ASCII]], known as Morse.

	~~'''Morse code''': <big>-.-- --- ..- / .- .-. . / .- / -. .. --. --. . .-. -.- .. -.- .</big>~~

	~~'''Translation''': ''You are a niggerkike.''~~

	~~A [[genius]] fusion of the two many years later yielded the modern day keyboard.~~

	Besides the standard [[QWERTY]] layout, there also exists a different design known by [[virgin]]al geeks as '''Dvorak''' and by normal people as unusable and [[retarded]]. [[Linux]] fatasses and [[CSIII]] graduates like to argue about its superior design that allows one to hammer out sob-story LJ posts at 50+ WPM over their average. While this is technically true, the vast majority of internet users are mentally incapable of learning the alphabet, making the point utterly [[moot]].

	~~===Keyboards and Music===~~

	Keyboard can also refer to the instrument played by the [[Keyboard Cat\|least talented]] member of [[you]]r band. Some of these keyboards can plug into computers utilizing the infamous [[USB]] line, and [[Tay Zonday\|when the two combine]], the end result can cause [[massive damage]] to the internet.

	~~{{ytlink\|BSebiP07YUQ\|How to play the keyboard}}~~

	~~==Keyboards on ED==~~

	*[[Keyboard cat]]
	*[[Keyboard Crasher]]
	*[[Keyboard warrior]]
	*[[Keyboard Whore]]
	*[[Typewriter]]

	~~==Keyboard Injuries==~~
	~~[[Image:Ruptured_Blood_Vessel.jpg\|left\|thumb]]~~
	Using a keyboard too much can result in injuries such as carpal tunnel syndrome, blood clots and blood vessel breakage. This hurts like a ''bitch'' and you can wind up as a keyboard cripple if you're not careful. Be sure to take adequate fap breaks to ensure you don't overwork your wrists and to maintain proper hand health.

	In the event you're a dumbass and don't heed this advice, which results in a broken blood vessel, you should immediately stuff your wanking appendage into a bowl of super hot water and elevate it for a good thirty minutes in order to avoid the pain of feeling like you just got seriously jacked up by a hornet.
	~~{{clear}}~~

	~~==Gallery==~~
	~~<center>~~
	~~<gallery>~~
	~~File:Gold plated keyboard.jpg~~
	~~</gallery>~~
	~~</center>~~

	~~==See Also==~~
	~~[[File:Keyboard Nigger.jpg\|thumb\|right\|125px\|When you see it...]]~~

	*[[Mouse]]
	*[[Typing with one hand]]
	*[[get on irc fgt]]
	*[[Typewriter]] - Keyboard without power.

	~~{{disambig}}~~
	~~{{why}}~~

imported>ElSegCunt: /* Keyboard Injuries */

2018-12-20T00:09:58Z

Keyboard Injuries

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	==Keyboard Injuries==		==Keyboard Injuries==
	[[Image:Ruptured_Blood_Vessel.jpg\|left\|thumb]]		[[Image:Ruptured_Blood_Vessel.jpg\|left\|thumb]]
	Using a keyboard too much can result in injuries such as carpal tunnel syndrome, blood clots and blood vessel breakage. This hurts like a bitch and you can wind up as a keyboard cripple if you're not careful. Be sure to take adequate fap breaks to ensure you don't overwork your ~~fingers~~ and to maintain proper hand health.		Using a keyboard too much can result in injuries such as carpal tunnel syndrome, blood clots and blood vessel breakage. This hurts like a ''bitch'' and you can wind up as a keyboard cripple if you're not careful. Be sure to take adequate fap breaks to ensure you don't overwork your wrists and to maintain proper hand health.

	In the event you're a dumbass and don't heed this advice, which results in a broken blood vessel, you should immediately stuff your wanking appendage into a bowl of super hot water and elevate it for a good thirty minutes in order to avoid the pain of feeling like you just got seriously jacked up by a hornet.		In the event you're a dumbass and don't heed this advice, which results in a broken blood vessel, you should immediately stuff your wanking appendage into a bowl of super hot water and elevate it for a good thirty minutes in order to avoid the pain of feeling like you just got seriously jacked up by a hornet.

imported>Cobaltcat at 14:22, 22 May 2018

2018-05-22T14:22:16Z

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	In the event you're a dumbass and don't heed this advice, which results in a broken blood vessel, you should immediately stuff your wanking appendage into a bowl of super hot water and elevate it for a good thirty minutes in order to avoid the pain of feeling like you just got seriously jacked up by a hornet.		In the event you're a dumbass and don't heed this advice, which results in a broken blood vessel, you should immediately stuff your wanking appendage into a bowl of super hot water and elevate it for a good thirty minutes in order to avoid the pain of feeling like you just got seriously jacked up by a hornet.
	{{clear}}		{{clear}}

			==Gallery==
			<center>
			<gallery>
			File:Gold plated keyboard.jpg
			</gallery>
			</center>

	==See Also==		==See Also==

imported>AlGore: /* See Also */

2017-06-25T11:36:07Z

imported>Onideus: Speaking from personal experience here, I did this making the "When You're Chill With Everyone" article.

2016-10-26T01:48:09Z

Speaking from personal experience here, I did this making the "When You're Chill With Everyone" article.

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	*[[Keyboard Whore]]		*[[Keyboard Whore]]
	*[[Typewriter]]		*[[Typewriter]]

			==Keyboard Injuries==
			[[Image:Ruptured_Blood_Vessel.jpg\|left\|thumb]]
			Using a keyboard too much can result in injuries such as carpal tunnel syndrome, blood clots and blood vessel breakage. This hurts like a bitch and you can wind up as a keyboard cripple if you're not careful. Be sure to take adequate fap breaks to ensure you don't overwork your fingers and to maintain proper hand health.

			In the event you're a dumbass and don't heed this advice, which results in a broken blood vessel, you should immediately stuff your wanking appendage into a bowl of super hot water and elevate it for a good thirty minutes in order to avoid the pain of feeling like you just got seriously jacked up by a hornet.
			{{clear}}

	==See Also==		==See Also==

imported>Cobaltcat: /* See Also */

2016-05-04T14:28:19Z

imported>Morris: Centering main image. Adding a list of keyboard-related articles on ED.

2016-05-04T14:22:38Z

Centering main image. Adding a list of keyboard-related articles on ED.

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			<center>[[Image:Keyboard.jpg\|800px\|According to scientists, this is the
	[[Image:Keyboard.jpg\|800px\|According to scientists, this is the		keyboard layout of most /b/tards.]]</center>
	keyboard layout of most /b/tards.]]
	[[Image:Onehandedkeyboard.jpg\|thumb\|Optimized for use on [[4chan]]]]		[[Image:Onehandedkeyboard.jpg\|thumb\|Optimized for use on [[4chan]]]]
	[[Image:RemingtonKeyboard.jpg\|thumb\|How your [[lemonparty\|grandfather]] accessed the internet]]		[[Image:RemingtonKeyboard.jpg\|thumb\|How your [[lemonparty\|grandfather]] accessed the internet]]
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	[[Image:Gay_keyboard.jpg\|thumb\|This keyboard appears to be [[gay]]]]		[[Image:Gay_keyboard.jpg\|thumb\|This keyboard appears to be [[gay]]]]

	How the left hand knows [[masturbate\|what the right one is doing]]. A keyboard is the device that allows people to [[shot web]] with their computer, from goading [[Stickam]] whores into a shoe on head to [[screencap]]ping your TOW vandalism before some butthurt [[sysop]] kills all the funny with a revert. It is typically utilized with one hand, although [[jameth\|some]] use their [[dong]] to do the job, and occasionally two hands in tandem after they’ve finished wiping the [[semen]] off of their LCD display.		How the left hand knows [[masturbate\|what the right one is doing]]. A '''keyboard''' is the device that allows people to [[shot web]] with their computer, from goading [[Stickam]] whores into a shoe on head to [[screencap]]ping your TOW vandalism before some butthurt [[sysop]] kills all the funny with a revert. It is typically utilized with one hand, although [[jameth\|some]] use their [[dong]] to do the job, and occasionally two hands in tandem after they’ve finished wiping the [[semen]] off of their LCD display.

	The keyboard design comes from a [[drama]]-generating tool invented back when the [[white]] man still owned black persons, known as a typewriter. People such as [[Mark Twain]] and the [[Lincoln Continental]] used this device to crudely forge their [[flame war]]s and suicide notes out of ink and dead trees. The step between paper mail and the internet was an invention known as the telegraph, the [[IRL]] precursor to [[IRC\|text-only chat]] that expressed everything in primitive [[ASCII]], known as Morse.		The keyboard design comes from a [[drama]]-generating tool invented back when the [[white]] man still owned black persons, known as a typewriter. People such as [[Mark Twain]] and the [[Lincoln Continental]] used this device to crudely forge their [[flame war]]s and suicide notes out of ink and dead trees. The step between paper mail and the internet was an invention known as the telegraph, the [[IRL]] precursor to [[IRC\|text-only chat]] that expressed everything in primitive [[ASCII]], known as Morse.
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	{{ytlink\|BSebiP07YUQ\|How to play the keyboard}}		{{ytlink\|BSebiP07YUQ\|How to play the keyboard}}

			==Keyboards on ED==

			*[[Keyboard cat]]
			*[[Keyboard Crasher]]
			*[[Keyboard warrior]]
			*[[Keyboard Whore]]
			*[[Typewriter]]

	==See Also==		==See Also==

			*[[Mouse]]
	*[[Typing with one hand]]		*[[Typing with one hand]]
	*[[Keyboard Whore]]
	*[[get on irc fgt]]		*[[get on irc fgt]]

	{{disambig}}		{{disambig}}

imported>Unknown: Created page with " According to scientists, this is the keyboard layout of most /b/tards. Optimized for use on [[4chan]] [[Image:..."

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	==See Also==		==See Also==
			[[File:Keyboard Nigger.jpg\|thumb\|right\|125px\|When you see it...]]

	*[[Mouse]]		*[[Mouse]]
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	{{disambig}}		{{disambig}}
			{{why}}

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	*[[Typing with one hand]]		*[[Typing with one hand]]
	*[[get on irc fgt]]		*[[get on irc fgt]]
			*[[Typewriter]] - Keyboard without power.

	{{disambig}}		{{disambig}}