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NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT		[[Image:HURRAYFORFAGGOTS.png\|center]]<br>
			[[Image:Boadwee_Red_Strip_1995.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Red Strip, 1995]]
			[[Image:Boadwee_Old_Glory_2007.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Old Glory, 2007]]
			[[Image:Piss_in_mouth.jpg‎\|thumb\|right\|Untitled (piss in mouth), probably from his 2008 exhibition This Is a Low, at ROCKSBOXFINEART in [[Portland]], Oregon]]
			[[Image:Boadwee_Homage_to_Nauman_2008.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Homage to Nauman, 2008. This is probably meant to show contempt for contemporary American artist Bruce Nauman, whose work uses a lot of neon and video, and is relatively anus-free.]]
			[[Image:Keith_boadwee_hexagon_one.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Hexagon One]]


			'''Keith Boadwee''', born in Meridian, [[Mississippi]] in 1961, is a master of transgressive [[shit no one cares about\|art]]. Boadwee is best known for squirting paint onto canvasses from his [[anus]]. He lives and works in Emeryville, [[California]]. Boadwee graduated from UCLA with a Bachelor of Arts in 1989. He received a Master of Fine Arts from UC Berkeley in 2000.

			Boadwee is an adjunct faculty member at California College of the Arts in Oakland, California where he teaches in the Sculpture, Painting and Graduate departments. He is also a visiting faculty member at the [[San Francisco]] Art Institute.

			== Favorable reviews ==
			{{quote\|Keith Boadwee is poignant. Keith Boadwee is fabulous and a bad-ass... Keith Boadwee is revolting. Keith Boadwee's work arouses me, and scares me; and makes me feel dirty and perverted... Keith Boadwee is a shit-kicker, a revolutionary, a shock-seeker. While his medium of photography could seem provincial, his application is raw, gutting, quasi-pornographic... (There, I finally said it.)\|Christopher Stout}}

			{{quote\|He shamelessly, openly and fearlessly challenges the social constructions of gender identity- gay, straight and everything in-between.\|Garth Amundson}}

			{{quote\|Which leads us to the best piece in the show "Untitled (piss in mouth)", which is quite simply Boadwee on his back, aiming a stream of urine into his own mouth. As a stunt it is full of self effacing narcissism, conflating Eros, humiliation, self sufficient grandiosity and an allusion to the spectacle that is the artist's way.\|Jeff Jahn, Portland Art News & Reviews}}

			== Best-known image ==
			This, from the 1995 series '''Purple Squirt''', is the single most famous Keith Boadwee image:
			<center>{{frame\|[[File:BlueSquirt.jpg\|center]]
			A goateed, handsome young Boadwee at the zenith of his fame, and the apogee of his creative powers\|border=purple\|background=purple}}</center>

			== Cautionary or negative reviews ==
			{{quote\|The Compass to Campus, an event that brings approximately 1,000 5th graders onto Western Washington University’s campus, will be occurring during the Keith Boadwee exhibit. To completely prevent any 5th grader from viewing (accidentally or otherwise) the exhibit, we will close the gallery for the entirety of that day, October 27th.\|Viking Union Gallery announcement}}

			{{quote\|I can't help speculating that there is a potential health hazard here (put simply - he is presenting the public with materials that have come out of his bottom).\|Horace Dunn}}

			{{quote\|Wow, this sick fuck is in Portland? You might call this shit art, I call it exhibitionist fetishism. Fucker deserves to get shitcanned if he's actually allowed to teach.\|anon4234}}

			== Boadwee tells it ==
			Apparently at an art exhibition, he holds a beer in his right hand, makes a gang sign with his left hand, and enunciates "R Kelly is in the house" in a singsong contralto. The camera then zooms in on the mouth of Boadwee's companion, emphasizing his amused approval. This video is only seven seconds long, and thus well worth your time.
			<center><youtube>P6K9dL_EehM</youtube></center>

			== The phallic repertoire ==
			Boadwee's ouvre is not limited to anally-oriented art. His [[cock\|penile]] and [[ball\|testicular]] images also have garnered critical acclaim.
			{{cg\|\|failgallery\|center\|<gallery>
			Image:autumn_dopey_1991.jpg\|Autumn Dopey, 1991. A salute to the beloved fairy-tale [[dwarf]]
			Image:baby_with_hearts_blue_1991.jpg\|[[Baby]] with Hearts Blue, 1991
			Image:baby_with_hearts_reversal_1991.jpg\|Baby with Hearts Reversal, 1991
			Image:cindy_sherman_1992.jpg\|Cindy Sherman, 1992. An impression of the eponymous photographer and film director
			</gallery>\|<gallery>
			Image:cookie_monster_1990.jpg\|Cookie Monster, 1990. In tribute to the Sesame Street character
			Image:elephant_two_1992.jpg\|Elephant Two, 1992
			Image:ernie_swami_1996.jpg\|Ernie Swami, 1996. Bert's better half
			Image:fey_rey_1992.jpg\|Fey Rey, 1992. In acknowledgement of the glamorous [[Canadian]]-[[American]] actress
			Image:grumpy_swami_1991.jpg\|Grumpy Swami, 1991. A humorous depiction of the irascible [[Disney]] character
			Image:homer_swami_1992.jpg\|Homer Swami, 1992. [[Simpsons]] character sporting a scrotal turban
			Image:supertramp_2006.jpg\|Supertramp, 2006. An intimate portrait of the artist in a contemplative pose
			</gallery>
			\|}}

			==See also==
			*[[Art]]
			*[[Menstrual painting]]
			*[[Pr0n]]
			*[[Homosexuality]]

			==External links==
			*[http://keithboadwee.com/home.html Keith Boadwee home page]
			*[http://keithboadwee.blogspot.com/ Boadwee blog]
			*[http://www.countingcats.com/?p=7516 Counting Cats in Zanzibar: The Faculty of Farts & Shitterature]
			*[http://improbable.com/2010/07/21/art-boadwee-rectal-squirt-method/ Art: Boadwee rectal squirt method on Improbable Research]
			*[http://www.as.wwu.edu/media/as-board-meeting-documents/keith_boadwee_proposal2.pdf A twelve page PDF admiring Boadwee's work]

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BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT
	~~[[Image:Boadwee_Red_Strip_1995.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Red Strip, 1995]]~~
	~~[[Image:Boadwee_Old_Glory_2007.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Old Glory, 2007]]~~
	~~[[Image:Piss_in_mouth.jpg‎\|thumb\|right\|Untitled (piss in mouth), probably from his 2008 exhibition This Is a Low, at ROCKSBOXFINEART in [[Portland]], Oregon]]~~
	[[Image:Boadwee_Homage_to_Nauman_2008.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Homage to Nauman, 2008. This is probably meant to show contempt for contemporary American artist Bruce Nauman, whose work uses a lot of neon and video, and is relatively anus-free.]]
	~~[[Image:Keith_boadwee_hexagon_one.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Hexagon One]]~~


	'''Keith Boadwee''', born in Meridian, [[Mississippi]] in 1961, is a master of transgressive [[shit no one cares about\|art]]. Boadwee is best known for squirting paint onto canvasses from his [[anus]]. He lives and works in Emeryville, [[California]]. Boadwee graduated from UCLA with a Bachelor of Arts in 1989. He received a Master of Fine Arts from UC Berkeley in 2000.

	Boadwee is an adjunct faculty member at California College of the Arts in Oakland, California where he teaches in the Sculpture, Painting and Graduate departments. He is also a visiting faculty member at the [[San Francisco]] Art Institute.

	~~== Favorable reviews ==~~
	{{quote\|Keith Boadwee is poignant. Keith Boadwee is fabulous and a bad-ass... Keith Boadwee is revolting. Keith Boadwee's work arouses me, and scares me; and makes me feel dirty and perverted... Keith Boadwee is a shit-kicker, a revolutionary, a shock-seeker. While his medium of photography could seem provincial, his application is raw, gutting, quasi-pornographic... (There, I finally said it.)\|Christopher Stout}}

	~~{{quote\|He shamelessly, openly and fearlessly challenges the social constructions of gender identity- gay, straight and everything in-between.\|Garth Amundson}}~~

	{{quote\|Which leads us to the best piece in the show "Untitled (piss in mouth)", which is quite simply Boadwee on his back, aiming a stream of urine into his own mouth. As a stunt it is full of self effacing narcissism, conflating Eros, humiliation, self sufficient grandiosity and an allusion to the spectacle that is the artist's way.\|Jeff Jahn, Portland Art News & Reviews}}

	~~== Best-known image ==~~
	~~This, from the 1995 series '''Purple Squirt''', is the single most famous Keith Boadwee image:~~
	~~<center>{{frame\|[[File:BlueSquirt.jpg\|center]]~~
	~~A goateed, handsome young Boadwee at the zenith of his fame, and the apogee of his creative powers\|border=purple\|background=purple}}</center>~~

	~~== Cautionary or negative reviews ==~~
	{{quote\|The Compass to Campus, an event that brings approximately 1,000 5th graders onto Western Washington University’s campus, will be occurring during the Keith Boadwee exhibit. To completely prevent any 5th grader from viewing (accidentally or otherwise) the exhibit, we will close the gallery for the entirety of that day, October 27th.\|Viking Union Gallery announcement}}

	~~{{quote\|I can't help speculating that there is a potential health hazard here (put simply - he is presenting the public with materials that have come out of his bottom).\|Horace Dunn}}~~

	~~{{quote\|Wow, this sick fuck is in Portland? You might call this shit art, I call it exhibitionist fetishism. Fucker deserves to get shitcanned if he's actually allowed to teach.\|anon4234}}~~

	~~== Boadwee tells it ==~~
	Apparently at an art exhibition, he holds a beer in his right hand, makes a gang sign with his left hand, and enunciates "R Kelly is in the house" in a singsong contralto. The camera then zooms in on the mouth of Boadwee's companion, emphasizing his amused approval. This video is only seven seconds long, and thus well worth your time.
	~~<center><youtube>P6K9dL_EehM</youtube></center>~~

	~~== The phallic repertoire ==~~
	~~Boadwee's ouvre is not limited to anally-oriented art. His [[cock\|penile]] and [[ball\|testicular]] images also have garnered critical acclaim.~~
	~~{{cg\|\|failgallery\|center\|<gallery>~~
	~~Image:autumn_dopey_1991.jpg\|Autumn Dopey, 1991. A salute to the beloved fairy-tale [[dwarf]]~~
	~~Image:baby_with_hearts_blue_1991.jpg\|[[Baby]] with Hearts Blue, 1991~~
	~~Image:baby_with_hearts_reversal_1991.jpg\|Baby with Hearts Reversal, 1991~~
	~~Image:cindy_sherman_1992.jpg\|Cindy Sherman, 1992. An impression of the eponymous photographer and film director~~
	~~</gallery>\|<gallery>~~
	~~Image:cookie_monster_1990.jpg\|Cookie Monster, 1990. In tribute to the Sesame Street character~~
	~~Image:elephant_two_1992.jpg\|Elephant Two, 1992~~
	~~Image:ernie_swami_1996.jpg\|Ernie Swami, 1996. Bert's better half~~
	~~Image:fey_rey_1992.jpg\|Fey Rey, 1992. In acknowledgement of the glamorous [[Canadian]]-[[American]] actress~~
	~~Image:grumpy_swami_1991.jpg\|Grumpy Swami, 1991. A humorous depiction of the irascible [[Disney]] character~~
	~~Image:homer_swami_1992.jpg\|Homer Swami, 1992. [[Simpsons]] character sporting a scrotal turban~~
	~~Image:supertramp_2006.jpg\|Supertramp, 2006. An intimate portrait of the artist in a contemplative pose~~
	~~</gallery>~~
	~~\|}}~~

	~~==See also==~~
	*[[Art]]
	*[[Menstrual painting]]
	*[[Pr0n]]
	*[[Homosexuality]]

	~~==External links==~~
	*[http://keithboadwee.com/home.html Keith Boadwee home page]
	*[http://keithboadwee.blogspot.com/ Boadwee blog]
	*[http://www.countingcats.com/?p=7516 Counting Cats in Zanzibar: The Faculty of Farts & Shitterature]
	*[http://improbable.com/2010/07/21/art-boadwee-rectal-squirt-method/ Art: Boadwee rectal squirt method on Improbable Research]
	*[http://www.as.wwu.edu/media/as-board-meeting-documents/keith_boadwee_proposal2.pdf A twelve page PDF admiring Boadwee's work]

	~~<br />~~

	~~{{faggotry}}~~
	~~[[Category:Faggotry]]~~
	~~[[Category:People]]~~

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	This video is only seven seconds long, and thus well worth your time.		Apparently at an art exhibition, he holds a beer in his right hand, makes a gang sign with his left hand, and enunciates "R Kelly is in the house" in a singsong contralto. The camera then zooms in on the mouth of Boadwee's companion, emphasizing his amused approval. This video is only seven seconds long, and thus well worth your time.
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	~~boadwee~~ video ~~no longer available~~		Apparently at an art exhibition, he holds a beer in his right hand, makes a gang sign with his left hand, and enunciates "R Kelly is in the house" in a singsong contralto. The camera then zooms in on the mouth of Boadwee's companion, emphasizing his amused approval. This video is only seven seconds long, and thus well worth your time.
			<center><youtube>P6K9dL_EehM</youtube></center>

	== The phallic repertoire ==		== The phallic repertoire ==

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	~~== Boadwee tells it ==~~
	Apparently at an art exhibition, he holds a beer in his right hand, makes a gang sign with his left hand, and enunciates "R Kelly is in the house" in a singsong contralto. The camera then zooms in on the mouth of Boadwee's companion, emphasizing his amused approval. This video ~~is only seven seconds long, and thus well worth your time.~~		boadwee video no longer available
	~~<center><youtube>P6K9dL_EehM</youtube></center>~~

	== The phallic repertoire ==		== The phallic repertoire ==

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	~~Video~~ of ~~keith boadwee no longer on line~~.		Apparently at an art exhibition, he holds a beer in his right hand, makes a gang sign with his left hand, and enunciates "R Kelly is in the house" in a singsong contralto. The camera then zooms in on the mouth of Boadwee's companion, emphasizing his amused approval. This video is only seven seconds long, and thus well worth your time.
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	~~== Boadwee tells it ==~~
	~~Apparently at an art exhibition, he holds a beer in his right hand, makes a gang sign with his left hand, and enunciates "R Kelly is in the house" in a singsong contralto. The camera then zooms in~~ on ~~the mouth of Boadwee's companion, emphasizing his amused approval~~. ~~This video is only seven seconds long, and thus well worth your time.~~		Video of keith boadwee no longer on line.
	~~<center><youtube>P6K9dL_EehM</youtube></center>~~

	== The phallic repertoire ==		== The phallic repertoire ==

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			'''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''BALEET THE [[Icewillow9\|ICEWILLOW9]] ARTICLE RIGHT NOW'''</span>'''</span>'''

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BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT
	~~[[Image:Boadwee_Red_Strip_1995.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Red Strip, 1995]]~~
	~~[[Image:Boadwee_Old_Glory_2007.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Old Glory, 2007]]~~
	~~[[Image:Piss_in_mouth.jpg‎\|thumb\|right\|Untitled (piss in mouth), probably from his 2008 exhibition This Is a Low, at ROCKSBOXFINEART in [[Portland]], Oregon]]~~
	[[Image:Boadwee_Homage_to_Nauman_2008.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Homage to Nauman, 2008. This is probably meant to show contempt for contemporary American artist Bruce Nauman, whose work uses a lot of neon and video, and is relatively anus-free.]]
	~~[[Image:Keith_boadwee_hexagon_one.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Hexagon One]]~~


	'''Keith Boadwee''', born in Meridian, [[Mississippi]] in 1961, is a master of transgressive [[shit no one cares about\|art]]. Boadwee is best known for squirting paint onto canvasses from his [[anus]]. He lives and works in Emeryville, [[California]]. Boadwee graduated from UCLA with a Bachelor of Arts in 1989. He received a Master of Fine Arts from UC Berkeley in 2000.

	Boadwee is an adjunct faculty member at California College of the Arts in Oakland, California where he teaches in the Sculpture, Painting and Graduate departments. He is also a visiting faculty member at the [[San Francisco]] Art Institute.

	~~== Favorable reviews ==~~
	{{quote\|Keith Boadwee is poignant. Keith Boadwee is fabulous and a bad-ass... Keith Boadwee is revolting. Keith Boadwee's work arouses me, and scares me; and makes me feel dirty and perverted... Keith Boadwee is a shit-kicker, a revolutionary, a shock-seeker. While his medium of photography could seem provincial, his application is raw, gutting, quasi-pornographic... (There, I finally said it.)\|Christopher Stout}}

	~~{{quote\|He shamelessly, openly and fearlessly challenges the social constructions of gender identity- gay, straight and everything in-between.\|Garth Amundson}}~~

	{{quote\|Which leads us to the best piece in the show "Untitled (piss in mouth)", which is quite simply Boadwee on his back, aiming a stream of urine into his own mouth. As a stunt it is full of self effacing narcissism, conflating Eros, humiliation, self sufficient grandiosity and an allusion to the spectacle that is the artist's way.\|Jeff Jahn, Portland Art News & Reviews}}

	~~== Best-known image ==~~
	~~This, from the 1995 series '''Purple Squirt''', is the single most famous Keith Boadwee image:~~
	~~<center>{{frame\|[[File:BlueSquirt.jpg\|center]]~~
	~~A goateed, handsome young Boadwee at the zenith of his fame, and the apogee of his creative powers\|border=purple\|background=purple}}</center>~~

	~~== Cautionary or negative reviews ==~~
	{{quote\|The Compass to Campus, an event that brings approximately 1,000 5th graders onto Western Washington University’s campus, will be occurring during the Keith Boadwee exhibit. To completely prevent any 5th grader from viewing (accidentally or otherwise) the exhibit, we will close the gallery for the entirety of that day, October 27th.\|Viking Union Gallery announcement}}

	~~{{quote\|I can't help speculating that there is a potential health hazard here (put simply - he is presenting the public with materials that have come out of his bottom).\|Horace Dunn}}~~

	~~{{quote\|Wow, this sick fuck is in Portland? You might call this shit art, I call it exhibitionist fetishism. Fucker deserves to get shitcanned if he's actually allowed to teach.\|anon4234}}~~

	~~== Boadwee tells it ==~~
	Apparently at an art exhibition, he holds a beer in his right hand, makes a gang sign with his left hand, and enunciates "R Kelly is in the house" in a singsong contralto. The camera then zooms in on the mouth of Boadwee's companion, emphasizing his amused approval. This video is only seven seconds long, and thus well worth your time.
	~~<center><youtube>P6K9dL_EehM</youtube></center>~~

	~~== The phallic repertoire ==~~
	~~Boadwee's ouvre is not limited to anally-oriented art. His [[cock\|penile]] and [[ball\|testicular]] images also have garnered critical acclaim.~~
	~~{{cg\|\|failgallery\|center\|<gallery>~~
	~~Image:autumn_dopey_1991.jpg\|Autumn Dopey, 1991. A salute to the beloved fairy-tale [[dwarf]]~~
	~~Image:baby_with_hearts_blue_1991.jpg\|[[Baby]] with Hearts Blue, 1991~~
	~~Image:baby_with_hearts_reversal_1991.jpg\|Baby with Hearts Reversal, 1991~~
	~~Image:cindy_sherman_1992.jpg\|Cindy Sherman, 1992. An impression of the eponymous photographer and film director~~
	~~</gallery>\|<gallery>~~
	~~Image:cookie_monster_1990.jpg\|Cookie Monster, 1990. In tribute to the Sesame Street character~~
	~~Image:elephant_two_1992.jpg\|Elephant Two, 1992~~
	~~Image:ernie_swami_1996.jpg\|Ernie Swami, 1996. Bert's better half~~
	~~Image:fey_rey_1992.jpg\|Fey Rey, 1992. In acknowledgement of the glamorous [[Canadian]]-[[American]] actress~~
	~~Image:grumpy_swami_1991.jpg\|Grumpy Swami, 1991. A humorous depiction of the irascible [[Disney]] character~~
	~~Image:homer_swami_1992.jpg\|Homer Swami, 1992. [[Simpsons]] character sporting a scrotal turban~~
	~~Image:supertramp_2006.jpg\|Supertramp, 2006. An intimate portrait of the artist in a contemplative pose~~
	~~</gallery>~~
	~~\|}}~~

	~~==See also==~~
	*[[Art]]
	*[[Menstrual painting]]
	*[[Pr0n]]
	*[[Homosexuality]]

	~~==External links==~~
	*[http://keithboadwee.com/home.html Keith Boadwee home page]
	*[http://keithboadwee.blogspot.com/ Boadwee blog]
	*[http://www.countingcats.com/?p=7516 Counting Cats in Zanzibar: The Faculty of Farts & Shitterature]
	*[http://improbable.com/2010/07/21/art-boadwee-rectal-squirt-method/ Art: Boadwee rectal squirt method on Improbable Research]
	*[http://www.as.wwu.edu/media/as-board-meeting-documents/keith_boadwee_proposal2.pdf A twelve page PDF admiring Boadwee's work]

	~~<br />~~

	~~{{faggotry}}~~
	~~[[Category:Faggotry]]~~
	~~[[Category:People]]~~

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