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	There are very few things [[~~Encyclopedia~~ Dramatica]] endorses. Schools are ~~not one~~ of ~~them~~, and [[autism\|autists]] certainly ~~aren't~~. However, when you combine the two you can get such lulzy results and delicious drama, we don't have a choice.		There are very few things [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]] endorses. Schools are at the bottom of the list, and [[autism\|autists]] certainly rank among the lower levels of the genetic pool. However, when you combine the two you can get such lulzy results and delicious drama, [[why is there an article\|we don't have a choice.]]

	The '''Judge Rotenberg Center''' is a school for [[retard]]s in [[Massachusetts]]. It's not just your run of the mill drooling on themselves idiots they ~~take in~~, but basically anybody with any mental learning handicap and 200,000 ~~dollars~~ including those with [[autism]] [[Assburger]]'s and [[Heidi_Crowter\|Down's Syndrome]]. Formerly a research institute, they have shown such aptitude for showing the retards who's boss, people started paying them to whip some some sense into their [[southern\|ill-bred]] with such innovative scientific techniques as prolonged [[bondage\|restraint]], paddling, and [[Don't taze me bro\|shocking the crap out of]] their students.		The '''Judge Rotenberg Center''' is a school for [[retard]]s in [[Massachusetts]]. It's not just your run of the mill drooling on themselves idiots they accept into their stellar programs, but basically anybody with any mental learning handicap '''and''' $200,000 (more is preferable) including those with [[autism]], [[Assburger]]'s and [[Heidi_Crowter\|Down's Syndrome]]. Formerly a research institute, they have shown such aptitude for showing the retards who's boss, people started paying them to whip some some sense into their [[southern\|ill-bred]] with such innovative scientific techniques as prolonged [[bondage\|restraint]], paddling, and [[Don't taze me bro\|shocking the crap out of]] their students.

	==Electric Therapy==		==Electric Therapy==

	Doing even a better job than ED is, one of their most famous techniques to keep autism off the [[internet]] is electric shock. They shock students for bad behavior, drawing [[Sonic]] [[recolor]]s, blowing snot bubbles, and pissing themselves two hours after asking to go to the bathroom. After numerous [[IRL]] [[Internet lawsuit]]s, the center got the ~~state~~ of Massachusetts to [[ban]] the procedure altogether and even the [UN] to intervene and issue an appeal to the United States on [[shit no one cares about\|something or other about torture]], but not without first getting to fry the shit out of a few autists. The worst of these are made to carry around the gear on their backs and have it attached 24 hours a day so that emergency shocks can be administered [[for the lulz]] in the middle of the night to see who can make the children piss the farthest. The lesser are given only temporary treatment when they are tied to a table and shocked and/or bukakked.		Doing even a better job than ED is, one of their most famous techniques to keep autism off the [[internet]] is electric shock. They shock students for bad behavior, drawing [[Sonic]] [[recolor]]s, blowing snot bubbles, and pissing themselves two hours after asking to go to the bathroom. After numerous [[IRL]] [[Internet lawsuit]]s, the center got the State of Massachusetts to [[ban]] the procedure altogether and even the [UN] to intervene and issue an appeal to the United States on [[shit no one cares about\|something or other about torture]], but not without first getting to fry the shit out of a few autists. The worst of these are made to carry around the gear on their backs and have it attached 24 hours a day so that emergency shocks can be administered [[for the lulz]] in the middle of the night to see who can make the children piss the farthest. The lesser are given only temporary treatment when they are tied to a table and shocked and/or bukakked.

	<center><youtube>aAj9W0ntUMI</youtube></center>		<center><youtube>aAj9W0ntUMI</youtube></center>

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	{{squote\|Rather than shocking students for only severe behaviors, JRC also shocks students for minor behaviors, such as closing eyes for 15 seconds while sitting at the desk, pulling apart a loose piece of thread, tearing an empty used paper cup, going to the bathroom in one’s clothes after signing that they need to use the bathroom for over two hours, standing up and raising a hand to ask to go to the bathroom, blowing small bubbles in saliva between one’s lips, and shocking a non-verbal nearly blind girl with cerebral palsy for making a moaning sound and for attempts to hold a staff’s hand (her attempts to communicate and to be loved).\|An [http://www.change.org/petitions/massachusetts-representatives-please-stop-painful-electric-shocks-on-students-at-jrc-in-massachusetts ex-employee] of JRC on how much he misses his job}}		{{squote\|Rather than shocking students for only severe behaviors, JRC also shocks students for minor behaviors, such as closing eyes for 15 seconds while sitting at the desk, pulling apart a loose piece of thread, tearing an empty used paper cup, going to the bathroom in one’s clothes after signing that they need to use the bathroom for over two hours, standing up and raising a hand to ask to go to the bathroom, blowing small bubbles in saliva between one’s lips, and shocking a non-verbal nearly blind girl with cerebral palsy for making a moaning sound and for attempts to hold a staff’s hand (her attempts to communicate and to be loved).\|An [http://www.change.org/petitions/massachusetts-representatives-please-stop-painful-electric-shocks-on-students-at-jrc-in-massachusetts ex-employee] of JRC on how much he misses his job}}

			==See Also==
			*[[Autism]]
			*[[Don't Tase Me Bro]]

	==External Links==		==External Links==
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	*[http://www.change.org/petitions/massachusetts-representatives-please-stop-painful-electric-shocks-on-students-at-jrc-in-massachusetts A petition started by ex-employee]		*[http://www.change.org/petitions/massachusetts-representatives-please-stop-painful-electric-shocks-on-students-at-jrc-in-massachusetts A petition started by ex-employee]
	*[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/12/judge-rotenberg-center-trial_n_1420633.html A more-reliable-than-Fox Newsource]		*[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/12/judge-rotenberg-center-trial_n_1420633.html A more-reliable-than-Fox Newsource]

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imported>Mike the Great at 01:32, 12 May 2012

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	==Electric Therapy==		==Electric Therapy==

	Doing even a better job than ED is, one of their most famous techniques to keep autism off the [[internet]] is electric shock. They shock students for bad behavior, drawing [[Sonic]] [[recolor]]s, blowing snot bubbles, and pissing themselves two hours after asking to go to the bathroom. After numerous [[IRL]] [[Internet lawsuit]]s, the center got the state of Massachusetts to [[ban]] the procedure altogether, but not without first getting to fry the shit out of a few autists.		Doing even a better job than ED is, one of their most famous techniques to keep autism off the [[internet]] is electric shock. They shock students for bad behavior, drawing [[Sonic]] [[recolor]]s, blowing snot bubbles, and pissing themselves two hours after asking to go to the bathroom. After numerous [[IRL]] [[Internet lawsuit]]s, the center got the state of Massachusetts to [[ban]] the procedure altogether and even the [UN] to intervene and issue an appeal to the United States on [[shit no one cares about\|something or other about torture]], but not without first getting to fry the shit out of a few autists. The worst of these are made to carry around the gear on their backs and have it attached 24 hours a day so that emergency shocks can be administered [[for the lulz]] in the middle of the night to see who can make the children piss the farthest. The lesser are given only temporary treatment when they are tied to a table and shocked and/or bukakked.

	<center><youtube>aAj9W0ntUMI</youtube></center>		<center><youtube>aAj9W0ntUMI</youtube></center>

	One of the more notable students is Andre McCollins, who was tied to a table and shocked 31 times over 6 hours for not taking off his jacket. ~~After~~ the ~~incident~~ his mother sued and settled on the terms that while he's not really a person, the then 18-year-old broken condom was her and her brother/lover's property and the acute stress response the shock caused was damage to it.		One of the more notable students is Andre McCollins, who was tied to a table and shocked 31 times over 6 hours for not taking off his jacket. The court system initially sealed the video above in 2002 when his mother first sued and prevented from being used as evidence by somebody who obviously has no sense of humor until later it was unsealed by a higher court. After the [[old media]] got a hold of it, his mother settled on the terms that while he's not really a person, the then 18-year-old broken condom was her and her brother/lover's property and the acute stress response the shock caused was damage to it.

	{{squote\|Rather than shocking students for only severe behaviors, JRC also shocks students for minor behaviors, such as closing eyes for 15 seconds while sitting at the desk, pulling apart a loose piece of thread, tearing an empty used paper cup, going to the bathroom in one’s clothes after signing that they need to use the bathroom for over two hours, standing up and raising a hand to ask to go to the bathroom, blowing small bubbles in saliva between one’s lips, and shocking a non-verbal nearly blind girl with cerebral palsy for making a moaning sound and for attempts to hold a staff’s hand (her attempts to communicate and to be loved).\|An [http://www.change.org/petitions/massachusetts-representatives-please-stop-painful-electric-shocks-on-students-at-jrc-in-massachusetts ex-employee] of JRC on how much he misses his job}}		{{squote\|Rather than shocking students for only severe behaviors, JRC also shocks students for minor behaviors, such as closing eyes for 15 seconds while sitting at the desk, pulling apart a loose piece of thread, tearing an empty used paper cup, going to the bathroom in one’s clothes after signing that they need to use the bathroom for over two hours, standing up and raising a hand to ask to go to the bathroom, blowing small bubbles in saliva between one’s lips, and shocking a non-verbal nearly blind girl with cerebral palsy for making a moaning sound and for attempts to hold a staff’s hand (her attempts to communicate and to be loved).\|An [http://www.change.org/petitions/massachusetts-representatives-please-stop-painful-electric-shocks-on-students-at-jrc-in-massachusetts ex-employee] of JRC on how much he misses his job}}

			==External Links==

			*[http://www.change.org/petitions/massachusetts-representatives-please-stop-painful-electric-shocks-on-students-at-jrc-in-massachusetts A petition started by ex-employee]
			*[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/12/judge-rotenberg-center-trial_n_1420633.html A more-reliable-than-Fox Newsource]

imported>Mike the Great at 00:57, 12 May 2012

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	==Electric Therapy==		==Electric Therapy==

	<youtube>aAj9W0ntUMI</youtube>		Doing even a better job than ED is, one of their most famous techniques to keep autism off the [[internet]] is electric shock. They shock students for bad behavior, drawing [[Sonic]] [[recolor]]s, blowing snot bubbles, and pissing themselves two hours after asking to go to the bathroom. After numerous [[IRL]] [[Internet lawsuit]]s, the center got the state of Massachusetts to [[ban]] the procedure altogether, but not without first getting to fry the shit out of a few autists.

			<center><youtube>aAj9W0ntUMI</youtube></center>

			One of the more notable students is Andre McCollins, who was tied to a table and shocked 31 times over 6 hours for not taking off his jacket. After the incident his mother sued and settled on the terms that while he's not really a person, the then 18-year-old broken condom was her and her brother/lover's property and the acute stress response the shock caused was damage to it.

			{{squote\|Rather than shocking students for only severe behaviors, JRC also shocks students for minor behaviors, such as closing eyes for 15 seconds while sitting at the desk, pulling apart a loose piece of thread, tearing an empty used paper cup, going to the bathroom in one’s clothes after signing that they need to use the bathroom for over two hours, standing up and raising a hand to ask to go to the bathroom, blowing small bubbles in saliva between one’s lips, and shocking a non-verbal nearly blind girl with cerebral palsy for making a moaning sound and for attempts to hold a staff’s hand (her attempts to communicate and to be loved).\|An [http://www.change.org/petitions/massachusetts-representatives-please-stop-painful-electric-shocks-on-students-at-jrc-in-massachusetts ex-employee] of JRC on how much he misses his job}}

imported>Mike the Great: Work in progress

2012-05-11T23:44:25Z

Work in progress

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There are very few things [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] endorses. Schools are not one of them, and [[autism|autists]] certainly aren't. However, when you combine the two you can get such lulzy results and delicious drama, we don't have a choice.

The '''Judge Rotenberg Center''' is a school for [[retard]]s in [[Massachusetts]]. It's not just your run of the mill drooling on themselves idiots they take in, but basically anybody with any mental learning handicap and 200,000 dollars including those with [[autism]] [[Assburger]]'s and [[Heidi_Crowter|Down's Syndrome]]. Formerly a research institute, they have shown such aptitude for showing the retards who's boss, people started paying them to whip some some sense into their [[southern|ill-bred]] with such innovative scientific techniques as prolonged [[bondage|restraint]], paddling, and [[Don't taze me bro|shocking the crap out of]] their students.

==Electric Therapy==

<youtube>aAj9W0ntUMI</youtube>