Jose Reyes - Revision history

Paul in the Mall at 05:21, 25 February 2025

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OokamiLULZ at 19:24, 9 January 2025

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	{{Ibrow\|'''Born'''\|July 2, 2001}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Born'''\|July 2, 2001}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''Died'''\|October 21, 2013 (aged 12)}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Died'''\|October 21, 2013 (aged 12)}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''Nationality:'''\|[[~~Amerimutt~~]]  [[File:~~Le_56_nationality~~.~~png~~\|20px]]}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Nationality:'''\|[[Mexico\|Spic]]  [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg\|20px]]}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''[[high score\|Highscore]]'''\|1 kill, 2 injured}}		{{Ibrow\|'''[[high score\|Highscore]]'''\|1 kill, 2 injured}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''Top 50?'''\|Not even close}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Top 50?'''\|Not even close}}

Eldiperro: /* Shooting */

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Shooting

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	== Shooting ==		== Shooting ==
			=== Loadout ===
			<center>
			{\|class="wikitable" width="45%" style="text-align:left"
			!colspan="2"\|Class Setup
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			!Item
			!Accessories/Bonus
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			*'''Primary''': Ruger SR9C
			[[Image:GTA4IconsGlock.png\|center\|100px]]
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			*9mm gun used on the shooting. <br> '''Does 33-42 damage.'''
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			*'''Perk''': Asperger
			<center>[[Image:AssburgerCooper.jpg\|center\|70px]]</center>
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			*'''X2 moving speed <br> X2 shooting speed'''
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			*'''Perk 2''': Kid
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			*'''Increases speed and hyperactivity between 45% and 75%. Reduces aiming a 20%. Increases undetectability between 35% and 50%.'''
			\|}
			</center>

			=== Amoklauf ===
	On October 21 2013, at the ripe age of 12, our [[failure\|hero]] Jose grabbed a {{Hover\|gangsta gun\|Ruger SR9c}} and 2 magazines, which he stole from his crazed father, who was slapping his mom like an [[Ireland\|irish wife]]. His mom then helped her demonic son to get dressed even if he had 12 and [[Retard\|doesn't know how to dress]]. Once he arrives at schule, his mom notices a [[Lol\|tactical assault BB rifle coming out of his backpack]]. Jose tries to [[Troll\|lie]] to her saying his teacher needs it for a "Science project", but his mom made him leave it. It's assumed he planned to use it, even if is a BB rifle, that does less than 5 damage. Jose makes his way down to the basketball courts while classes hasn't started yet and he walks to talk with a group of students. However, Jose finds himself in a shit situation once more, and gets bullied by his last time by the group of [[spic]] gangstas for his [[Cho Seung-Hui\|speech problems]]. So like [[Columbine\|many]] [[Sandy Hook\|autistic]] [[Nikolas Cruz\|students]] would do, he pulls out the handgun and begins his attempt to get to the high score. Jose, shoots one of the bullies in the [[Fail\|shoulder]]. He fires more shots at people but can't aim for moar points. He then walked around until he came across teacher Michael Landsberry. Landsberry, who was a war veteran, tried to get Jose to drop the weapon, in which Jose told him "No!" and to back away from him, but then this little crazy columbiner shoots him straight in the abdomen, magically killing him instantly (don't ask how he killed instantly, cuz there is no clear answer). A friend of Jose's comes and tries to help Landsberry, but Jose then aims the banhammer at him. Jose's friend then begged for Jose not to shoot him, but, Jose wants to get moar high score and he then shoots his own friend in the stomach, wounding him. He then keeps walking around until he comes across a group of 5 students cowering in fear. Jose yells about how he is going to kill them, [[Pussy\|but doesn't even do it]]. So Jose, again, walks around, just firing at random shit. He is even seen on CCTV footage trying to enter the school but the door was locked. Eventually his first magazine runs out of ammo so he reloads his gun, and has trouble [[Fail\|cocking the gun slide]]. Once he [[Cock\|cocks]] it, this absolute fail decides to just [[An hero\|end]] this awful ragequit, by shooting himself in the head. <s>He is noted as the youngest school shooter to commit suicide</s> <span class="blink>'''RECORD BROKEN!'''</span> The youngest school shooter to an hero, and the youngest of them all, is the [[Colegio Cervantes shooting\|Colegio Cervantes Shooter]], who also pwned a teacher, but managed to aim to {{Hover\|moar points\|6 wounded}}		On October 21 2013, at the ripe age of 12, our [[failure\|hero]] Jose grabbed a {{Hover\|gangsta gun\|Ruger SR9c}} and 2 magazines, which he stole from his crazed father, who was slapping his mom like an [[Ireland\|irish wife]]. His mom then helped her demonic son to get dressed even if he had 12 and [[Retard\|doesn't know how to dress]]. Once he arrives at schule, his mom notices a [[Lol\|tactical assault BB rifle coming out of his backpack]]. Jose tries to [[Troll\|lie]] to her saying his teacher needs it for a "Science project", but his mom made him leave it. It's assumed he planned to use it, even if is a BB rifle, that does less than 5 damage. Jose makes his way down to the basketball courts while classes hasn't started yet and he walks to talk with a group of students. However, Jose finds himself in a shit situation once more, and gets bullied by his last time by the group of [[spic]] gangstas for his [[Cho Seung-Hui\|speech problems]]. So like [[Columbine\|many]] [[Sandy Hook\|autistic]] [[Nikolas Cruz\|students]] would do, he pulls out the handgun and begins his attempt to get to the high score. Jose, shoots one of the bullies in the [[Fail\|shoulder]]. He fires more shots at people but can't aim for moar points. He then walked around until he came across teacher Michael Landsberry. Landsberry, who was a war veteran, tried to get Jose to drop the weapon, in which Jose told him "No!" and to back away from him, but then this little crazy columbiner shoots him straight in the abdomen, magically killing him instantly (don't ask how he killed instantly, cuz there is no clear answer). A friend of Jose's comes and tries to help Landsberry, but Jose then aims the banhammer at him. Jose's friend then begged for Jose not to shoot him, but, Jose wants to get moar high score and he then shoots his own friend in the stomach, wounding him. He then keeps walking around until he comes across a group of 5 students cowering in fear. Jose yells about how he is going to kill them, [[Pussy\|but doesn't even do it]]. So Jose, again, walks around, just firing at random shit. He is even seen on CCTV footage trying to enter the school but the door was locked. Eventually his first magazine runs out of ammo so he reloads his gun, and has trouble [[Fail\|cocking the gun slide]]. Once he [[Cock\|cocks]] it, this absolute fail decides to just [[An hero\|end]] this awful ragequit, by shooting himself in the head. <s>He is noted as the youngest school shooter to commit suicide</s> <span class="blink>'''RECORD BROKEN!'''</span> The youngest school shooter to an hero, and the youngest of them all, is the [[Colegio Cervantes shooting\|Colegio Cervantes Shooter]], who also pwned a teacher, but managed to aim to {{Hover\|moar points\|6 wounded}}

Eldiperro at 14:00, 13 November 2024

2024-11-13T14:00:13Z

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	{{Ibrow\|'''Nationality:'''\|[[Amerimutt]]  [[File:Le_56_nationality.png\|20px]]}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Nationality:'''\|[[Amerimutt]]  [[File:Le_56_nationality.png\|20px]]}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''[[high score\|Highscore]]'''\|~~Killed~~ 1, injured 2}}		{{Ibrow\|'''[[high score\|Highscore]]'''\|1 kill, 2 injured}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''Top 50?'''\|Not even close}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Top 50?'''\|Not even close}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''Style'''\|FPS, Single player}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Style'''\|FPS, Single player}}

Paul in the Mall at 02:47, 13 November 2024

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	== Graded Score ==		== Graded Score ==
	{{GradedScore\|1\|\|4\|[[Kosta Kecmanovic\|Even a kid 1 year older than you had a better aim]]\|6\|Dressed in a school uniform of the school he was shooting up, nothing like school spirit!\|13\|Managed to get to the news quickly\|10\|12 year old ragequit\|36\|F+\|Those hours playing video games didn't help at all}}		{{GradedScore\|1\|2 injured\|4\|[[Kosta Kecmanovic\|Even a kid 1 year older than you had a better aim]]\|6\|Dressed in a school uniform of the school he was shooting up, nothing like school spirit!\|13\|Managed to get to the news quickly\|10\|12 year old ragequit\|36\|F+\|Those hours playing video games didn't help at all}}

	{{Wanted\|1}}		{{Wanted\|1}}

Paul in the Mall at 02:45, 13 November 2024

2024-11-13T02:45:38Z

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	'''Jose Horacio Reyes''' was an 12 year old [[Columbine]] wannabe kid with [[Asperger's Syndrome]] that shot up his middle school in Reno, [[Fallout\|Nevada]].		'''Jose Horacio Reyes''' was a 12-year-old [[Columbine]] wannabe kid with [[Asperger's Syndrome]] that shot up his middle school in Reno, [[Fallout\|Nevada]].

	{{ib\|[[File:Jose_Reyes_.jpg\|256x160px]]}}		{{ib\|[[File:Jose_Reyes_.jpg\|256x160px]]}}
	{{Ibhead\|<big>'''Jose Reyes'''</big>}}		{{Ibhead\|<big>'''Jose Reyes'''</big>}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''Nationality:'''\|[[Amerimutt~~]][[File:Le_56_Face.png\|30px\|Le 56% Face~~]]  [[File:~~MiniflagUSA~~.png]]}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Born'''\|July 2, 2001}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''[[high score\|Highscore]]'''\| 1 ~~kill~~, 2 ~~injuried~~}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Died'''\|October 21, 2013 (aged 12)}}
			{{Ibrow\|'''Nationality:'''\|[[Amerimutt]]  [[File:Le_56_nationality.png\|20px]]}}
			{{Ibrow\|'''[[high score\|Highscore]]'''\|Killed 1, injured 2}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''Top 50?'''\|Not even close}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Top 50?'''\|Not even close}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''Style'''\|Single player}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Style'''\|FPS, Single player}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''[[An Hero]]?'''\|Yes}}		{{Ibrow\|'''[[An Hero]]?'''\|Yes}}
	{{Ibend}}		{{Ibend}}

Eldiperro at 16:04, 8 November 2024

2024-11-08T16:04:15Z

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imported>Paul in the Mall at 21:31, 13 January 2024

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	{{Ibrow\|'''Died'''\|October 21, 2013 (aged 12)}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Died'''\|October 21, 2013 (aged 12)}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''Nationality:'''\|[[~~Amerimutt~~]]  [[File:~~Le_56_nationality~~.~~png~~\|20px]]}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Nationality:'''\|[[Mexico\|Spic]]  [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg\|20px]]}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''[[high score\|Highscore]]'''\|1 kill, 2 injured}}		{{Ibrow\|'''[[high score\|Highscore]]'''\|1 kill, 2 injured}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''Top 50?'''\|Not even close}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Top 50?'''\|Not even close}}

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	{{Ibrow\|'''Nationality:'''\|[[Amerimutt]]  [[File:Le_56_nationality.png\|20px]]}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Nationality:'''\|[[Amerimutt]]  [[File:Le_56_nationality.png\|20px]]}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''[[high score\|Highscore]]'''\|~~Killed~~ 1, injured 2}}		{{Ibrow\|'''[[high score\|Highscore]]'''\|1 kill, 2 injured}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''Top 50?'''\|Not even close}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Top 50?'''\|Not even close}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''Style'''\|FPS, Single player}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Style'''\|FPS, Single player}}

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	'''Jose Horacio Reyes''' was an 12 year old [[Columbine]] wannabe kid with [[Asperger's Syndrome]] that shot up his middle school in Reno, [[Fallout\|Nevada]].		'''Jose Horacio Reyes''' was a 12-year-old [[Columbine]] wannabe kid with [[Asperger's Syndrome]] that shot up his middle school in Reno, [[Fallout\|Nevada]].

	{{ib\|[[File:Jose_Reyes_.jpg\|256x160px]]}}		{{ib\|[[File:Jose_Reyes_.jpg\|256x160px]]}}
	{{Ibhead\|<big>'''Jose Reyes'''</big>}}		{{Ibhead\|<big>'''Jose Reyes'''</big>}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''Nationality:'''\|[[Amerimutt~~]][[File:Le_56_Face.png\|30px\|Le 56% Face~~]]  [[File:~~MiniflagUSA~~.png]]}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Born'''\|July 2, 2001}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''[[high score\|Highscore]]'''\| 1 ~~kill~~, 2 ~~injuried~~}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Died'''\|October 21, 2013 (aged 12)}}
			{{Ibrow\|'''Nationality:'''\|[[Amerimutt]]  [[File:Le_56_nationality.png\|20px]]}}
			{{Ibrow\|'''[[high score\|Highscore]]'''\|Killed 1, injured 2}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''Top 50?'''\|Not even close}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Top 50?'''\|Not even close}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''Style'''\|Single player}}		{{Ibrow\|'''Style'''\|FPS, Single player}}
	{{Ibrow\|'''[[An Hero]]?'''\|Yes}}		{{Ibrow\|'''[[An Hero]]?'''\|Yes}}
	{{Ibend}}		{{Ibend}}