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imported>Sidecar: /* External Links */ hughes drama updated

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External Links: hughes drama updated

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	A list of possible suspects in this case has come about, yet despite an ungodly amount of coverage, limitless resources and multiple eyes on the case no one saw anything durring Christmas in 1996 when no one really had internet to distract them and everyone was home for the holidays.		A list of possible suspects in this case has come about, yet despite an ungodly amount of coverage, limitless resources and multiple eyes on the case no one saw anything durring Christmas in 1996 when no one really had internet to distract them and everyone was home for the holidays.

	* '''<u>Burke Ramsey</u>''' - A litteral [https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1826692/jonbenet-ramseys-disturbed-brother-smeared-her-bedroom-and-christmas-presents-with-poo-amid-claims-he-killed-the-six-year-old-beauty-queen/ pants shitting retard who fingerpaints with his own turds], it's suspected in a fit of [[tard]] rage he [[headshot\|headshotted]] his gutter slut sister with a heavy flash light found next to where he was eating breakfast [[asking for it\| cause the bitch took his pineapple]]. Autopsy reports, however, show that the cumdumpster died of strangulation not [[tard]] strength [[pwn\|pwnage]]. For this to have happened, the parents would have had to choke their daughter instead of saying the [[Domestic violence\| bitch fell down the stairs]].		* '''<u>[[Cunt\|Burke]] Ramsey</u>''' - A litteral [https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1826692/jonbenet-ramseys-disturbed-brother-smeared-her-bedroom-and-christmas-presents-with-poo-amid-claims-he-killed-the-six-year-old-beauty-queen/ pants shitting retard who fingerpaints with his own turds], it's suspected in a fit of [[tard]] rage he [[headshot\|headshotted]] his gutter slut sister with a heavy flash light found next to where he was eating breakfast [[asking for it\| cause the bitch took his pineapple]]. Autopsy reports, however, show that the cumdumpster died of strangulation not [[tard]] strength [[pwn\|pwnage]]. For this to have happened, the parents would have had to choke their daughter instead of saying the [[Domestic violence\| bitch fell down the stairs]].

	* '''<u>Patsy Ramsey</u>''' - While the "how" is not clear, her DNA and handwriting is all over the ransom note that was written at her writing station on her paper with tons of practice notes in the trash can. [[guilty\| Naw, no way this bitch knew shit about what was going on]].		* '''<u>Patsy Ramsey</u>''' - While the "how" is not clear, her DNA and handwriting is all over the ransom note that was written at her writing station on her paper with tons of practice notes in the trash can. [[guilty\| Naw, no way this bitch knew shit about what was going on]].
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	==External Links ==		==External Links ==
			[[File:Jonbenet ramsey author and pedo david j hughes of vermont.png\|75px\|thumb\|right]]
	*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JonBenét_Ramsey JonBenet's wikipedo]		*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JonBenét_Ramsey JonBenet's wikipedo]
			*[https://www.websleuths.com/forums/threads/superdave-arrested.405855/ Drama on "Websleuths" message board as member and famous JonBenet author ''(pictured right)'' is discovered to be horrendous pedo (20+ pages)] (Archived: {{archive\|Nw3eL\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.websleuths.com/forums/threads/superdave-arrested.405855/\|title=2}})
			** [https://www.wcax.com/content/news/West-Rutland-man-in-court-for-sexual-assaulting-a-child-502673091.html Charging details] (Archived: {{archive\|lQag7\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.wcax.com/content/news/West-Rutland-man-in-court-for-sexual-assaulting-a-child-502673091.html\|title=2}})
			** [http://sbprabooks.com/davidjhughes/ Author's website] (Archived: {{archive\|zUPV5\|1}} {{wayback\|http://sbprabooks.com/davidjhughes/\|title=2}})
			** [https://radaronline.com/exclusives/2019/01/jonbenet-ramsey-blogger-obsessed-fan-david-j-hughes-sexually-assault-child/ Quick as a flash (i.e., a fortnight after ED reported it) RadarOnline.com runs the story as an "exclusive"...] (Archived: {{archive\|rFQE2\|1}} {{wayback\|https://radaronline.com/exclusives/2019/01/jonbenet-ramsey-blogger-obsessed-fan-david-j-hughes-sexually-assault-child/\|title=2}})
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	{{whores}}		{{whores}}
	[[Category:People\|Ramsey, JonBenét]]		[[Category:People\|Ramsey, JonBenét]]

imported>ElSegCunt: /* Daddy the ladies man */

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Daddy the ladies man

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	*His [[slut\|daughter]] JonBenet		*His [[slut\|daughter]] JonBenet
	*His wife Patsy who died of [[cancer]]		*His wife Patsy who died of [[cancer]]
	*[[Natalee Holloway]]. [[srsly\| No realy]], [http://www.foxnews.com/story/2007/06/04/john-ramsey-and-beth-holloway-twitty-are-dating.html John Ramsey was dating Natalie Holoway's mom] when Natalee decided to be the next act in ~~Jorn Vandersloots~~ magic show where he makes women disappear.		*[[Natalee Holloway]]. [[srsly\| No realy]], [http://www.foxnews.com/story/2007/06/04/john-ramsey-and-beth-holloway-twitty-are-dating.html John Ramsey was dating Natalie Holoway's mom] when Natalee decided to be the next act in Joran Vandersloot's magic show where he makes women disappear.

	As a successful man who sold an [[rich\| extremely over valued website to a top defense contractor]], who has had every single one of his daughters die in odd circumstances I'm sure nothing strange is going on and you ~~can~~ feel 100% safe around this man if you have a twat.		As a successful man who sold an [[rich\| extremely over valued website to a top defense contractor]], who has had every single one of his daughters die in odd circumstances I'm sure nothing strange is going on and you should feel 100% safe around this man if you have a twat.

	==The [[Porn\|Autopsy Photos]]==		==The [[Porn\|Autopsy Photos]]==

imported>ElSegCunt: /* Suspects */

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Suspects

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	A list of possible suspects in this case has come about, yet despite an ungodly amount of coverage, limitless resources and multiple eyes on the case no one saw anything durring Christmas in 1996 when no one really had internet to distract them and everyone was home for the holidays.		A list of possible suspects in this case has come about, yet despite an ungodly amount of coverage, limitless resources and multiple eyes on the case no one saw anything durring Christmas in 1996 when no one really had internet to distract them and everyone was home for the holidays.

	* '''<u>Burke Ramsey</u>''' - A litteral [https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1826692/jonbenet-ramseys-disturbed-brother-smeared-her-bedroom-and-christmas-presents-with-poo-amid-claims-he-killed-the-six-year-old-beauty-queen/ pants shitting retard who fingerpaints with his own turds], it's suspected in a fit of [[tard]] rage he [[headshot\|headshotted]] his gutter slut sister with a heavy flash light found next to where he was eating breakfast [[asking for it\| cause the bitch took his pineapple]]. Autopsy reports however show that the cumdumpster ~~dies~~ of strangulation not [[tard]] strength [[pwn\|pwnage]]. For this to of happened the parents would have had to ~~choked out~~ their daughter instead of saying the [[Domestic violence\| bitch fell down the stairs]].		* '''<u>Burke Ramsey</u>''' - A litteral [https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1826692/jonbenet-ramseys-disturbed-brother-smeared-her-bedroom-and-christmas-presents-with-poo-amid-claims-he-killed-the-six-year-old-beauty-queen/ pants shitting retard who fingerpaints with his own turds], it's suspected in a fit of [[tard]] rage he [[headshot\|headshotted]] his gutter slut sister with a heavy flash light found next to where he was eating breakfast [[asking for it\| cause the bitch took his pineapple]]. Autopsy reports, however, show that the cumdumpster died of strangulation not [[tard]] strength [[pwn\|pwnage]]. For this to have happened, the parents would have had to choke their daughter instead of saying the [[Domestic violence\| bitch fell down the stairs]].

	* '''<u>Patsy Ramsey</u>''' - While the "how" is not clear, her DNA and handwriting is all over the ransom note that was written at her writing station on her paper with tons of practice notes in the trash can. [[guilty\| Naw, no way this bitch knew shit about what was going on]].		* '''<u>Patsy Ramsey</u>''' - While the "how" is not clear, her DNA and handwriting is all over the ransom note that was written at her writing station on her paper with tons of practice notes in the trash can. [[guilty\| Naw, no way this bitch knew shit about what was going on]].

	* '''<u>John Ramsey</u>''' - Look, stop saying this poor innocent man did anything. It is completely normal for a father to have a daughter with a vagina more torn up than an [[Iraq]] war zone, stun gun marks all over her neck and spine, a video instructing how to create a mind slave using a stun gun, hire a [[pedophile]] to play Santa at your [[xxx\|x]]-mas parties, live in a neighborhood swimming with pedophiles who carry around pictures of your daughter, [[asking for it\| ~~let~~ your daughter compete in beauty pageants]] so random strangers can [[almost raped\| talk to her regularly]], and have your family on more [[Xanax]] than a [https://youtu.be/gV8EPMeu1X8 Toy Box killer rape mind slave victim]. There is nothing suspicious here, John Ramsey [[Dindu nuffin\| is a good boy]].		* '''<u>John Ramsey</u>''' - Look, stop saying this poor innocent man did anything! It is completely normal for a father to have a daughter with a vagina more torn up than an [[Iraq]] war zone, stun gun marks all over her neck and spine, a video instructing how to create a mind slave using a stun gun, hire a [[pedophile]] to play Santa at your [[xxx\|x]]-mas parties, live in a neighborhood swimming with pedophiles who carry around pictures of your daughter, [[asking for it\| force your daughter to compete in beauty pageants]] so random strangers can [[almost raped\| talk to her regularly]], and have your family on more [[Xanax]] than a [https://youtu.be/gV8EPMeu1X8 Toy Box killer rape mind slave victim]. There is nothing suspicious here, John Ramsey [[Dindu nuffin\| is a good boy]].

	* '''<u>Bill McReynolds</u>''' - Daddy Ramsey paid this guy to dress up as Santa and was in the home a few nights before the [[Death\|retirement]]. His own daughter was kidnapped in 1974 which cause his wife to write some wicked [[hawt]] [[fanfics]] about [[boner\| little girls getting murdered and raped in basements]]. However there is no way Bill could of done it. Bill loved JonBenet so much he brought a vial of glitter he gave her to his heart operation, asked that ~~when~~ he die his ashes be mixed with the glitter, and talked about how much he loved her and how special she and how she made changes in him. Nope, nothing strange here.		* '''<u>Bill McReynolds</u>''' - Daddy Ramsey paid this guy to dress up as Santa and was in the home a few nights before the [[Death\|retirement]]. His own daughter was kidnapped in 1974 which cause his wife to write some wicked [[hawt]] [[fanfics]] about [[boner\| little girls getting murdered and raped in basements]]. However there is no way Bill could have done it. Bill loved JonBenet so much he brought a vial of glitter he gave her to his heart operation, asked that should he die, his ashes be mixed with the glitter, and talked about how much he loved her and how special she and how she made changes in him. Nope, nothing strange here.

	* '''<u>Gary Oliva</u>''' - [[Pedobear\| A convicted pedophile]] who lived near by the Ramsey home. When he was arrested on [[drug]] charges police found [[jailbait\| a pic of JonBenet]] which he said is totally normal. Oliva also attempted to strangle a bitch once, [[Too old\| but failed because it wasn't a child]]. A friend of Oliva also says Gary confessed and said he did it, but snitches are bitches and they probably [[lulz\| just made shit up so In-Touch magazine would pay them for the exclusive interview]]. However, Gary Oliva was not a match to the super contaminated DNA samples.		* '''<u>Gary Oliva</u>''' - [[Pedobear\| A convicted pedophile]] who lived near by the Ramsey home. When he was arrested on [[drug]] charges police found [[jailbait\| a pic of JonBenet]] which he said is totally normal. Oliva also attempted to strangle a bitch once, [[Too old\| but failed because it wasn't a child]]. A friend of Oliva also says Gary confessed and said he did it, but snitches are bitches and they probably [[lulz\| just made shit up so In-Touch magazine would pay them for the exclusive interview]]. However, Gary Oliva was not a match to the super contaminated DNA samples.

	* '''<u>John Mark Kaar</u>''' - Said he did it to a journalist, but turns out he didn't and was fucking with journalist tards for the [[lulz]]. His DNA did not match the contaminated DNA samples, he was in [[Georgia]] the night ~~JohBenet~~ Ramsey was pwnd in [[Colorado]], and his story of how he did it didn't match up to forensic evidence. While his [[lulz\|confession]] was lulzy, he did lose all the sweet [[CP]] he had when he was arrested in Bangkok fleeing [[CP]] charges from [[California]].		* '''<u>John Mark Kaar</u>''' - Said he did it to a journalist, but turns out he didn't and was fucking with journalist tards for the [[lulz]]. His DNA did not match the contaminated DNA samples, he was in [[Georgia]] the night JonBenet Ramsey was pwnd in [[Colorado]], and his story of how he did it didn't match up to forensic evidence. While his [[lulz\|confession]] was lulzy, he did lose all the sweet [[CP]] he had when he was arrested in Bangkok fleeing [[CP]] charges from [[California]].

	I guess the world will never know [[mommy\|who]] [[daddy\|killed]] [[And nothing of value was lost\| JonBenet Ramsey]]		I guess the world will never know [[mommy\|who]] [[daddy\|killed]] [[And nothing of value was lost\| JonBenet Ramsey]]

imported>ElSegCunt: /* Ramsey's fight false accusations */

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Ramsey's fight false accusations

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	JonBenet Ramsey [[died\|retired]] from being a [[prostatot]] in 1996 during X-Mas. She was found dead after a kidnapping note that looked exactly like Patsy Ramsey's handwriting was found next to a trashcan full of thrown away practice ransom notes on paper written on Ramsey family stationery inside the home. Her body was found in a windowless/doorless wine cellar after [[Da fuq\| John Ramsey found her there searching rooms with entrances and exits for the police]]. The family was so distraught their little cash cow retired early that they popped [[Xanax]] like it was [[1999]] and called their friends to come over and [[Delete fucking everything\| clean their house]]. JonBenet's body was found to have a [[Headshot\| massive strike cracking the skull]], a heart in pen on her palm, [[cum\|goo]] in her [[vagoo]] that according to autopsy doctors was [[asking for it\| getting tapped hard and rough regularly]], marks on her neck from that kinky ass choking shit she was into, and stun gun marks all over her back that in no way were related to a [[fact\| video John had in his home called "How to create a mind slave using a stun gun"]].		JonBenet Ramsey [[died\|retired]] from being a [[prostatot]] in 1996 during X-Mas. She was found dead after a kidnapping note that looked exactly like Patsy Ramsey's handwriting was found next to a trashcan full of thrown away practice ransom notes on paper written on Ramsey family stationery inside the home. Her body was found in a windowless/doorless wine cellar after [[Da fuq\| John Ramsey found her there searching rooms with entrances and exits for the police]]. The family was so distraught their little cash cow retired early that they popped [[Xanax]] like it was [[1999]] and called their friends to come over and [[Delete fucking everything\| clean their house]]. JonBenet's body was found to have a [[Headshot\| massive strike cracking the skull]], a heart in pen on her palm, [[cum\|goo]] in her [[vagoo]] that according to autopsy doctors was [[asking for it\| getting tapped hard and rough regularly]], marks on her neck from that kinky ass choking shit she was into, and stun gun marks all over her back that in no way were related to a [[fact\| video John had in his home called "How to create a mind slave using a stun gun"]].

	==~~Ramsey's~~ fight false accusations==		==Ramseys fight false accusations==
	[[Conspiratards\| Conspiracy ~~Dipshits~~]] will constantly point fingers at the family saying that they killed their daughter. These accusations are [[True\|false]] and completely unfounded. It is completely normal to [[Madeleine McCann\| hire a lawyer and refuse to answer questions]] when your child is found dead. The blame game got so nasty that when the Ramsey family were taken to court a jury bullied the ~~Ramsey's~~ by finding them gulity of gross neglect, [[Guilty\| however luckily the D.A. assigned to the case stood up to those bullies and refused to sign the paper that would press the charges]] and dropped the case. Reasons why people keep saying the ~~Ramsey's~~ did it are:		[[Conspiratards\| Conspiracy dipshits]] will constantly point fingers at the family saying that they killed their daughter. These accusations are [[True\|false]] and completely unfounded. It is completely normal to [[Madeleine McCann\| hire a lawyer and refuse to answer questions]] when your child is found dead. The blame game got so nasty that when the Ramsey family were taken to court, a jury bullied the Ramseys by finding them gulity of gross neglect, [[Guilty\| however luckily the D.A. assigned to the case stood up to those bullies and refused to sign the paper that would press the charges]] and dropped the case. Reasons why people keep saying the Ramseys did it are:

	*[[Foreplay\| Stun gun marks all over JonBenet's back]] and a videotape John had in his home called "How to create a mind slave using a stun gun" which was about using a stun gun to brain wash someone into being your mind slave		*[[Foreplay\| Stun gun marks all over JonBenet's back]] and a videotape John had in his home called "How to create a mind slave using a stun gun" which was about using a stun gun to brain wash someone into being your mind slave.
	*~~Pinapple~~ in her stomach from the breakfast that was on the table that morning		*Pineapple in her stomach from the breakfast that was on the table that morning
	*A [[vagoo]] so loose and torn up judges might stop letting her win her little miss [[prostatot]] competitions and suspected to be the reasons for JonBenet's [[death\|retirement]]		*A [[vagoo]] so loose and torn up judges might stop letting her win her little miss [[prostatot]] competitions and suspected to be the reasons for JonBenet's [[death\|retirement]]
	*[[Guilty\| The ransom note being in mommy's handwriting, with a trash can full of practice ransom notes, asking for a ransom of $118,000 which was the exact ammount of Daddy's bonus]]		*[[Guilty\| The ransom note being in mommy's handwriting, with a trash can full of practice ransom notes, asking for a ransom of $118,000 which was the exact ammount of Daddy's bonus]]
	*Daddy finding the body in a room he wasn't asked to search and contaminating the body full of DNA		*Daddy finding the body in a room he wasn't asked to search and contaminating the body full of DNA

	Rest assured, these are just coincidences. The real killer is out on the ~~lose~~ and this is the completely normal behavior of innocent victims.		Rest assured, these are just coincidences. The real killer is out on the loose and this is the completely normal behavior of innocent victims.

	==Suspects==		==Suspects==

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JonBenet's Retirement

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	<b>A TL;DR of the case</b></center>		<b>A TL;DR of the case</b></center>

	JonBenet Ramsey [[died\|retired]] from being a [[prostatot]] in 1996 during X-Mas. She was found dead after a kidnapping note that looked exactly like Patsy Ramsey's handwriting was found next to a trashcan full of thrown away practice ransom notes on paper ~~that belonged to the~~ Ramsey family inside the home. Her body was found in a windowless/doorless wine cellar after [[Da fuq\| John Ramsey found her there searching rooms with entrances and exits for the police]]. The family was so distraught ~~they're~~ little cash cow retired early that they popped [[Xanax]] like it was [[1999]] and called their friends to come over and [[Delete fucking everything\| clean their house]]. ~~JonBonet~~'s body was found to have a [[Headshot\| massive strike cracking the skull]], a heart in pen on her palm, [[cum\|goo]] in her [[vagoo]] that according to autopsy doctors was [[asking for it\| getting tapped hard and rough regularly]], marks on her neck from that kinky ass choking shit she was into, and stun gun marks all over her back that in no way were related to a [[fact\| video John had in his home called "How to create a mind slave using a stun gun"]].		JonBenet Ramsey [[died\|retired]] from being a [[prostatot]] in 1996 during X-Mas. She was found dead after a kidnapping note that looked exactly like Patsy Ramsey's handwriting was found next to a trashcan full of thrown away practice ransom notes on paper written on Ramsey family stationery inside the home. Her body was found in a windowless/doorless wine cellar after [[Da fuq\| John Ramsey found her there searching rooms with entrances and exits for the police]]. The family was so distraught their little cash cow retired early that they popped [[Xanax]] like it was [[1999]] and called their friends to come over and [[Delete fucking everything\| clean their house]]. JonBenet's body was found to have a [[Headshot\| massive strike cracking the skull]], a heart in pen on her palm, [[cum\|goo]] in her [[vagoo]] that according to autopsy doctors was [[asking for it\| getting tapped hard and rough regularly]], marks on her neck from that kinky ass choking shit she was into, and stun gun marks all over her back that in no way were related to a [[fact\| video John had in his home called "How to create a mind slave using a stun gun"]].

	==Ramsey's fight false accusations==		==Ramsey's fight false accusations==

imported>Hipcrime at 04:49, 25 February 2018

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	JonBenet Ramsey [[died\|retired]] from being a [[prostatot]] in 1996 ~~durring~~ X-Mas. She was found dead after a kidnapping note that looked exactly like Patsy Ramsey's handwriting was found next to a trashcan full of thrown away practice ransom notes on paper that belonged to the Ramsey family inside the home. Her body was found in a windowless/doorless wine cellar after [[Da fuq\| John Ramsey found her there searching rooms with entrances and exits for the police]]. The family was so distraught they're little cash cow retired early that they popped [[Xanax]] like it was [[1999]] and called their friends to come over and [[Delete fucking everything\| clean their house]]. JonBonet's body was found to have a [[Headshot\| massive strike cracking the skull]], a heart in pen on her palm, [[cum\|goo]] in her [[vagoo]] that according to autopsy doctors was [[asking for it\| getting tapped hard and rough regularly]], marks on her neck from that kinky ass choking shit she was into, and stun gun marks all over her back that in no way were related to a [[fact\| video John had in his home called "How to create a mind slave using a stun gun"]].		JonBenet Ramsey [[died\|retired]] from being a [[prostatot]] in 1996 during X-Mas. She was found dead after a kidnapping note that looked exactly like Patsy Ramsey's handwriting was found next to a trashcan full of thrown away practice ransom notes on paper that belonged to the Ramsey family inside the home. Her body was found in a windowless/doorless wine cellar after [[Da fuq\| John Ramsey found her there searching rooms with entrances and exits for the police]]. The family was so distraught they're little cash cow retired early that they popped [[Xanax]] like it was [[1999]] and called their friends to come over and [[Delete fucking everything\| clean their house]]. JonBonet's body was found to have a [[Headshot\| massive strike cracking the skull]], a heart in pen on her palm, [[cum\|goo]] in her [[vagoo]] that according to autopsy doctors was [[asking for it\| getting tapped hard and rough regularly]], marks on her neck from that kinky ass choking shit she was into, and stun gun marks all over her back that in no way were related to a [[fact\| video John had in his home called "How to create a mind slave using a stun gun"]].

	==Ramsey's fight false accusations==		==Ramsey's fight false accusations==

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	~~{{crap}}~~

	[[Image:Jonbenetlul.jpg\|thumb\|right\|150px\|JonBenet was [[asking for it]].]]		[[Image:Jonbenetlul.jpg\|thumb\|right\|150px\|JonBenet was [[asking for it]].]]

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	Rest assured, these are just coincidences. The real killer is out on the lose and this is the completely normal behavior of innocent victims.		Rest assured, these are just coincidences. The real killer is out on the lose and this is the completely normal behavior of innocent victims.

			==Suspects==
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			A list of possible suspects in this case has come about, yet despite an ungodly amount of coverage, limitless resources and multiple eyes on the case no one saw anything durring Christmas in 1996 when no one really had internet to distract them and everyone was home for the holidays.

			* '''<u>Burke Ramsey</u>''' - A litteral [https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1826692/jonbenet-ramseys-disturbed-brother-smeared-her-bedroom-and-christmas-presents-with-poo-amid-claims-he-killed-the-six-year-old-beauty-queen/ pants shitting retard who fingerpaints with his own turds], it's suspected in a fit of [[tard]] rage he [[headshot\|headshotted]] his gutter slut sister with a heavy flash light found next to where he was eating breakfast [[asking for it\| cause the bitch took his pineapple]]. Autopsy reports however show that the cumdumpster dies of strangulation not [[tard]] strength [[pwn\|pwnage]]. For this to of happened the parents would have had to choked out their daughter instead of saying the [[Domestic violence\| bitch fell down the stairs]].

			* '''<u>Patsy Ramsey</u>''' - While the "how" is not clear, her DNA and handwriting is all over the ransom note that was written at her writing station on her paper with tons of practice notes in the trash can. [[guilty\| Naw, no way this bitch knew shit about what was going on]].

			* '''<u>John Ramsey</u>''' - Look, stop saying this poor innocent man did anything. It is completely normal for a father to have a daughter with a vagina more torn up than an [[Iraq]] war zone, stun gun marks all over her neck and spine, a video instructing how to create a mind slave using a stun gun, hire a [[pedophile]] to play Santa at your [[xxx\|x]]-mas parties, live in a neighborhood swimming with pedophiles who carry around pictures of your daughter, [[asking for it\| let your daughter compete in beauty pageants]] so random strangers can [[almost raped\| talk to her regularly]], and have your family on more [[Xanax]] than a [https://youtu.be/gV8EPMeu1X8 Toy Box killer rape mind slave victim]. There is nothing suspicious here, John Ramsey [[Dindu nuffin\| is a good boy]].

			* '''<u>Bill McReynolds</u>''' - Daddy Ramsey paid this guy to dress up as Santa and was in the home a few nights before the [[Death\|retirement]]. His own daughter was kidnapped in 1974 which cause his wife to write some wicked [[hawt]] [[fanfics]] about [[boner\| little girls getting murdered and raped in basements]]. However there is no way Bill could of done it. Bill loved JonBenet so much he brought a vial of glitter he gave her to his heart operation, asked that when he die his ashes be mixed with the glitter, and talked about how much he loved her and how special she and how she made changes in him. Nope, nothing strange here.

			* '''<u>Gary Oliva</u>''' - [[Pedobear\| A convicted pedophile]] who lived near by the Ramsey home. When he was arrested on [[drug]] charges police found [[jailbait\| a pic of JonBenet]] which he said is totally normal. Oliva also attempted to strangle a bitch once, [[Too old\| but failed because it wasn't a child]]. A friend of Oliva also says Gary confessed and said he did it, but snitches are bitches and they probably [[lulz\| just made shit up so In-Touch magazine would pay them for the exclusive interview]]. However, Gary Oliva was not a match to the super contaminated DNA samples.

			* '''<u>John Mark Kaar</u>''' - Said he did it to a journalist, but turns out he didn't and was fucking with journalist tards for the [[lulz]]. His DNA did not match the contaminated DNA samples, he was in [[Georgia]] the night JohBenet Ramsey was pwnd in [[Colorado]], and his story of how he did it didn't match up to forensic evidence. While his [[lulz\|confession]] was lulzy, he did lose all the sweet [[CP]] he had when he was arrested in Bangkok fleeing [[CP]] charges from [[California]].

			I guess the world will never know [[mommy\|who]] [[daddy\|killed]] [[And nothing of value was lost\| JonBenet Ramsey]]

	==Daddy the ladies man==		==Daddy the ladies man==
	John Bennett Ramsey, not to be confused with his dead crotch fruit JonBenet Ramsey, for some reason just keeps having women ~~disapear~~/die around him. Women in his life who mysteriously ~~diapear~~ include:		John Bennett Ramsey, not to be confused with his [[slut\| dead crotch fruit JonBenet Ramsey]], for some reason just keeps having [[women]] [[pwnd\|disappear/die]] around him. [[Women]] in his life who mysteriously disappear include:

	*His first daughter [http://articles.chicagotribune.com/1997-02-21/news/9702210074_1_jonbenet-ramsey-ramsey-investigation-boulder-police who died mysteriously in a car accident]		*His first daughter [http://articles.chicagotribune.com/1997-02-21/news/9702210074_1_jonbenet-ramsey-ramsey-investigation-boulder-police who died mysteriously in a car accident]
	*His ~~Daughter~~ JonBenet		*His [[slut\|daughter]] JonBenet
	*His wife Patsy who died of cancer		*His wife Patsy who died of [[cancer]]
	*~~Natalie Holoway~~. [[srsly\| No realy]], [http://www.foxnews.com/story/2007/06/04/john-ramsey-and-beth-holloway-twitty-are-dating.html John Ramsey was dating Natalie Holoway's mom] when ~~Natalie~~ decided to be the next act in Jorn Vandersloots magic show where he makes women disappear.		*[[Natalee Holloway]]. [[srsly\| No realy]], [http://www.foxnews.com/story/2007/06/04/john-ramsey-and-beth-holloway-twitty-are-dating.html John Ramsey was dating Natalie Holoway's mom] when Natalee decided to be the next act in Jorn Vandersloots magic show where he makes women disappear.

	As a successful man who sold an extremely over valued website to a top defense contractor, who has had every single one of his daughters die in odd circumstances I'm sure nothing strange is going on and you can feel 100% safe around this man if you have a twat.		As a successful man who sold an [[rich\| extremely over valued website to a top defense contractor]], who has had every single one of his daughters die in odd circumstances I'm sure nothing strange is going on and you can feel 100% safe around this man if you have a twat.

	==The [[Porn\|Autopsy Photos]]==		==The [[Porn\|Autopsy Photos]]==

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	*His [[slut\|daughter]] JonBenet		*His [[slut\|daughter]] JonBenet
	*His wife Patsy who died of [[cancer]]		*His wife Patsy who died of [[cancer]]
	*[[Natalee Holloway]]. [[srsly\| No realy]], [http://www.foxnews.com/story/2007/06/04/john-ramsey-and-beth-holloway-twitty-are-dating.html John Ramsey was dating Natalie Holoway's mom] when Natalee decided to be the next act in ~~Jorn Vandersloots~~ magic show where he makes women disappear.		*[[Natalee Holloway]]. [[srsly\| No realy]], [http://www.foxnews.com/story/2007/06/04/john-ramsey-and-beth-holloway-twitty-are-dating.html John Ramsey was dating Natalie Holoway's mom] when Natalee decided to be the next act in Joran Vandersloot's magic show where he makes women disappear.

	As a successful man who sold an [[rich\| extremely over valued website to a top defense contractor]], who has had every single one of his daughters die in odd circumstances I'm sure nothing strange is going on and you ~~can~~ feel 100% safe around this man if you have a twat.		As a successful man who sold an [[rich\| extremely over valued website to a top defense contractor]], who has had every single one of his daughters die in odd circumstances I'm sure nothing strange is going on and you should feel 100% safe around this man if you have a twat.

	==The [[Porn\|Autopsy Photos]]==		==The [[Porn\|Autopsy Photos]]==

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	A list of possible suspects in this case has come about, yet despite an ungodly amount of coverage, limitless resources and multiple eyes on the case no one saw anything durring Christmas in 1996 when no one really had internet to distract them and everyone was home for the holidays.		A list of possible suspects in this case has come about, yet despite an ungodly amount of coverage, limitless resources and multiple eyes on the case no one saw anything durring Christmas in 1996 when no one really had internet to distract them and everyone was home for the holidays.

	* '''<u>Burke Ramsey</u>''' - A litteral [https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1826692/jonbenet-ramseys-disturbed-brother-smeared-her-bedroom-and-christmas-presents-with-poo-amid-claims-he-killed-the-six-year-old-beauty-queen/ pants shitting retard who fingerpaints with his own turds], it's suspected in a fit of [[tard]] rage he [[headshot\|headshotted]] his gutter slut sister with a heavy flash light found next to where he was eating breakfast [[asking for it\| cause the bitch took his pineapple]]. Autopsy reports however show that the cumdumpster ~~dies~~ of strangulation not [[tard]] strength [[pwn\|pwnage]]. For this to of happened the parents would have had to ~~choked out~~ their daughter instead of saying the [[Domestic violence\| bitch fell down the stairs]].		* '''<u>Burke Ramsey</u>''' - A litteral [https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1826692/jonbenet-ramseys-disturbed-brother-smeared-her-bedroom-and-christmas-presents-with-poo-amid-claims-he-killed-the-six-year-old-beauty-queen/ pants shitting retard who fingerpaints with his own turds], it's suspected in a fit of [[tard]] rage he [[headshot\|headshotted]] his gutter slut sister with a heavy flash light found next to where he was eating breakfast [[asking for it\| cause the bitch took his pineapple]]. Autopsy reports, however, show that the cumdumpster died of strangulation not [[tard]] strength [[pwn\|pwnage]]. For this to have happened, the parents would have had to choke their daughter instead of saying the [[Domestic violence\| bitch fell down the stairs]].

	* '''<u>Patsy Ramsey</u>''' - While the "how" is not clear, her DNA and handwriting is all over the ransom note that was written at her writing station on her paper with tons of practice notes in the trash can. [[guilty\| Naw, no way this bitch knew shit about what was going on]].		* '''<u>Patsy Ramsey</u>''' - While the "how" is not clear, her DNA and handwriting is all over the ransom note that was written at her writing station on her paper with tons of practice notes in the trash can. [[guilty\| Naw, no way this bitch knew shit about what was going on]].

	* '''<u>John Ramsey</u>''' - Look, stop saying this poor innocent man did anything. It is completely normal for a father to have a daughter with a vagina more torn up than an [[Iraq]] war zone, stun gun marks all over her neck and spine, a video instructing how to create a mind slave using a stun gun, hire a [[pedophile]] to play Santa at your [[xxx\|x]]-mas parties, live in a neighborhood swimming with pedophiles who carry around pictures of your daughter, [[asking for it\| ~~let~~ your daughter compete in beauty pageants]] so random strangers can [[almost raped\| talk to her regularly]], and have your family on more [[Xanax]] than a [https://youtu.be/gV8EPMeu1X8 Toy Box killer rape mind slave victim]. There is nothing suspicious here, John Ramsey [[Dindu nuffin\| is a good boy]].		* '''<u>John Ramsey</u>''' - Look, stop saying this poor innocent man did anything! It is completely normal for a father to have a daughter with a vagina more torn up than an [[Iraq]] war zone, stun gun marks all over her neck and spine, a video instructing how to create a mind slave using a stun gun, hire a [[pedophile]] to play Santa at your [[xxx\|x]]-mas parties, live in a neighborhood swimming with pedophiles who carry around pictures of your daughter, [[asking for it\| force your daughter to compete in beauty pageants]] so random strangers can [[almost raped\| talk to her regularly]], and have your family on more [[Xanax]] than a [https://youtu.be/gV8EPMeu1X8 Toy Box killer rape mind slave victim]. There is nothing suspicious here, John Ramsey [[Dindu nuffin\| is a good boy]].

	* '''<u>Bill McReynolds</u>''' - Daddy Ramsey paid this guy to dress up as Santa and was in the home a few nights before the [[Death\|retirement]]. His own daughter was kidnapped in 1974 which cause his wife to write some wicked [[hawt]] [[fanfics]] about [[boner\| little girls getting murdered and raped in basements]]. However there is no way Bill could of done it. Bill loved JonBenet so much he brought a vial of glitter he gave her to his heart operation, asked that ~~when~~ he die his ashes be mixed with the glitter, and talked about how much he loved her and how special she and how she made changes in him. Nope, nothing strange here.		* '''<u>Bill McReynolds</u>''' - Daddy Ramsey paid this guy to dress up as Santa and was in the home a few nights before the [[Death\|retirement]]. His own daughter was kidnapped in 1974 which cause his wife to write some wicked [[hawt]] [[fanfics]] about [[boner\| little girls getting murdered and raped in basements]]. However there is no way Bill could have done it. Bill loved JonBenet so much he brought a vial of glitter he gave her to his heart operation, asked that should he die, his ashes be mixed with the glitter, and talked about how much he loved her and how special she and how she made changes in him. Nope, nothing strange here.

	* '''<u>Gary Oliva</u>''' - [[Pedobear\| A convicted pedophile]] who lived near by the Ramsey home. When he was arrested on [[drug]] charges police found [[jailbait\| a pic of JonBenet]] which he said is totally normal. Oliva also attempted to strangle a bitch once, [[Too old\| but failed because it wasn't a child]]. A friend of Oliva also says Gary confessed and said he did it, but snitches are bitches and they probably [[lulz\| just made shit up so In-Touch magazine would pay them for the exclusive interview]]. However, Gary Oliva was not a match to the super contaminated DNA samples.		* '''<u>Gary Oliva</u>''' - [[Pedobear\| A convicted pedophile]] who lived near by the Ramsey home. When he was arrested on [[drug]] charges police found [[jailbait\| a pic of JonBenet]] which he said is totally normal. Oliva also attempted to strangle a bitch once, [[Too old\| but failed because it wasn't a child]]. A friend of Oliva also says Gary confessed and said he did it, but snitches are bitches and they probably [[lulz\| just made shit up so In-Touch magazine would pay them for the exclusive interview]]. However, Gary Oliva was not a match to the super contaminated DNA samples.

	* '''<u>John Mark Kaar</u>''' - Said he did it to a journalist, but turns out he didn't and was fucking with journalist tards for the [[lulz]]. His DNA did not match the contaminated DNA samples, he was in [[Georgia]] the night ~~JohBenet~~ Ramsey was pwnd in [[Colorado]], and his story of how he did it didn't match up to forensic evidence. While his [[lulz\|confession]] was lulzy, he did lose all the sweet [[CP]] he had when he was arrested in Bangkok fleeing [[CP]] charges from [[California]].		* '''<u>John Mark Kaar</u>''' - Said he did it to a journalist, but turns out he didn't and was fucking with journalist tards for the [[lulz]]. His DNA did not match the contaminated DNA samples, he was in [[Georgia]] the night JonBenet Ramsey was pwnd in [[Colorado]], and his story of how he did it didn't match up to forensic evidence. While his [[lulz\|confession]] was lulzy, he did lose all the sweet [[CP]] he had when he was arrested in Bangkok fleeing [[CP]] charges from [[California]].

	I guess the world will never know [[mommy\|who]] [[daddy\|killed]] [[And nothing of value was lost\| JonBenet Ramsey]]		I guess the world will never know [[mommy\|who]] [[daddy\|killed]] [[And nothing of value was lost\| JonBenet Ramsey]]