JohnOfE - Revision history

Couscous at 03:20, 25 April 2026

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	==Gallery==		==Gallery==
			{{cg\|'''Gallery'''\|fcgallery\|center\|<gallery perrow="5">
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	Image:Johnofe_norbert_beaver_plushy.jpg\|The surrogate body of Norbert Beaver		Image:Johnofe_norbert_beaver_plushy.jpg\|The surrogate body of Norbert Beaver
	Image:New_johnofe.jpg		Image:New_johnofe.jpg
	File:1406972910.johnofe_p8020102.jpg\|The most recent photo on file 2014		File:1406972910.johnofe_p8020102.jpg\|The most recent photo on file 2014
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	File:tumblr_inline_nj2y31jM7t1r6lezo.jpg		File:tumblr_inline_nj2y31jM7t1r6lezo.jpg
	File:tumblr_mik9hkCccp1roi5aso2_500.jpg\|Brian Griffin fuckdoll		File:tumblr_mik9hkCccp1roi5aso2_500.jpg\|Brian Griffin fuckdoll
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	File:johnofetumblrss.png		File:johnofetumblrss.png
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	==Videos==		==Videos==

Couscous at 03:11, 25 April 2026

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	Image:Johnofe_norbert_beaver_plushy.jpg\|The surrogate body of Norbert Beaver		Image:Johnofe_norbert_beaver_plushy.jpg\|The surrogate body of Norbert Beaver
	Image:New_johnofe.jpg\|The most recent photo on file ~~2011~~		Image:New_johnofe.jpg
			File:1406972910.johnofe_p8020102.jpg\|The most recent photo on file 2014
			File:tumblr_inline_nj2y31jM7t1r6lezo.jpg
			File:tumblr_mik9hkCccp1roi5aso2_500.jpg\|Brian Griffin fuckdoll
			File:tumblr_mik9hkCccp1roi5aso1_500.jpg
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Couscous at 03:01, 25 April 2026

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	*<s>[http://www.furaffinity.net/user/johnofe JohnOfE on Fur Affinity.]</s>		*<s>[http://www.furaffinity.net/user/johnofe JohnOfE on Fur Affinity.]</s>
	*[https://web.archive.org/web/20141208195722/https://inkbunny.net/johnofe JohnOfE on Ink Bunny.]		*[https://web.archive.org/web/20141208195722/https://inkbunny.net/johnofe JohnOfE on Ink Bunny.]
	*<s>[http://johnofe.tumblr.com JohnOfE on Tumblr.]</s> - '''BALEETED!'''		*<s>[http://johnofe.tumblr.com JohnOfE on Tumblr.]</s> - '''BALEETED!''' {{wayback\|https://web.archive.org/web/20141114234701/http://johnofe.tumblr.com/\|Title=Wayback Machine}}
	*[http://youtube.com/user/johnofe JohnOfE on Youtube.]		*[http://youtube.com/user/johnofe JohnOfE on Youtube.]
	*[https://web.archive.org/web/20150414025950/http://johnofe.com/beaversoup/beaversoup.pdf An archived snapshot of his masterpiece, Beaver Soup.] As well as being incredibly fucked up it is also rife with poor spelling and grammar. (And for some reason it’s fucked up on mobile so not even mobile browsers want to be exposed to this shit)		*[https://web.archive.org/web/20150414025950/http://johnofe.com/beaversoup/beaversoup.pdf An archived snapshot of his masterpiece, Beaver Soup.] As well as being incredibly fucked up it is also rife with poor spelling and grammar. (And for some reason it’s fucked up on mobile so not even mobile browsers want to be exposed to this shit)

Couscous at 02:54, 25 April 2026

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			{{eduser\|Johnofe}}
			{{SickFuck}}
	{{needsmore\|pics}}		{{needsmore\|pics}}
	~~{{eduser\|Johnofe}}~~

	[[File:Johnofe_user.jpg\|~~thumb\|His~~ most beloved possession. Note the freak has a tattoo as well.]]		{{Quote\|My first sexual attraction was for that of a real dog\|[https://web.archive.org/web/20141014080527/http://johnofe.com/johnofe/index.htm\|JohnOfE]}}
	'''JohnOfE''', [[Powerword~~\|real name~~]]: '''David John Wright''', is a [[furry]] faggot from [[New Zealand\|New Zealand]] who is openly and proudly in love with Norbert Beaver from that Angry Beavers cartoon that aired on Nickelodeon in the 90s and nobody gave a shit about, to the point that he swears up and down that this cartoon character is his soulmate (even though this character had a girlfriend on the show!). Proving that he is totally batshit insane, he (and his [[plushie]]) wear a silver wedding band as if they were married, and he's written a [[TL;DR]] essay "rationalizing" both his obsession with Norbert and his [https://web.archive.org/web/20111113045525/http://johnofe.com/papers/inside_this_furry/index.htm desperate desire to fuck a dog]. There is even more baaaawing about how much he wants a doggy butt-buddy on [https://web.archive.org/web/20110818090729/http://johnofe.com/papers/blog/index.htm his dog blog].
			{{Ib\|[[File:Johnofe_user.jpg\|250px]]<br>With his most beloved possession. Note the freak has a tattoo as well.</br>}}
			{{Ibhead\|<big>'''David John Wright'''</big>}}
			{{Ibrow\|'''Born'''\|October 1987 (38 years old)}}
			{{Ibrow\|'''Nationality'''\|[[New Zealand\|New Zealander]] [[File:MiniflagNewZealand.png]]}}
			{{Ibrow\|'''Gender'''\|[[Men\|Male]]}}
			{{Ibrow\|'''Occupation'''\|Gay Pr0ns "Artist"}}
			{{Ibend}}

			'''JohnOfE''' ([[Powerword]]: '''David John Wright'''), is a [[furry]] faggot from [[New Zealand\|New Zealand]] who is openly and proudly in love with Norbert Beaver from that Angry Beavers cartoon that aired on Nickelodeon in the 90s and nobody gave a shit about, to the point that he swears up and down that this cartoon character is his soulmate (even though this character had a girlfriend on the show!). Proving that he is totally batshit insane, he (and his [[plushie]]) wear a silver wedding band as if they were married, and he's written a [[TL;DR]] essay "rationalizing" both his obsession with Norbert and his [https://web.archive.org/web/20111113045525/http://johnofe.com/papers/inside_this_furry/index.htm desperate desire to fuck a dog]. There is even more baaaawing about how much he wants a doggy butt-buddy on [https://web.archive.org/web/20110818090729/http://johnofe.com/papers/blog/index.htm his dog blog].

	==Home Life==		==Home Life==
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			==Videos==
			<center><youtube>Q6CWe0qL-Gs</youtube></center>
			<center>'''Watch the master at work.</center>

	==See Also==		==See Also==
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	*[[Dalavesta]] - Another "dog lover."		*[[Dalavesta]] - Another "dog lover."
	*[[Mattmurderface]]		*[[Mattmurderface]]
			*[[Shame Fetishism]]
	*[[Vanity Page]]		*[[Vanity Page]]

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	*<s>[http://www.furaffinity.net/user/johnofe JohnOfE on Fur Affinity.]</s>		*<s>[http://www.furaffinity.net/user/johnofe JohnOfE on Fur Affinity.]</s>
	*[https://web.archive.org/web/20141208195722/https://inkbunny.net/johnofe JohnOfE on Ink Bunny.]		*[https://web.archive.org/web/20141208195722/https://inkbunny.net/johnofe JohnOfE on Ink Bunny.]
	*[http://johnofe.tumblr.com JohnOfE on Tumblr.]		*<s>[http://johnofe.tumblr.com JohnOfE on Tumblr.]</s> - '''BALEETED!'''
	*[http://youtube.com/user/johnofe JohnOfE on Youtube.]		*[http://youtube.com/user/johnofe JohnOfE on Youtube.]
	*[https://web.archive.org/web/20150414025950/http://johnofe.com/beaversoup/beaversoup.pdf An archived snapshot of his masterpiece, Beaver Soup.] As well as being incredibly fucked up it is also rife with poor spelling and grammar. (And for some reason it’s fucked up on mobile so not even mobile browsers want to be exposed to this shit)		*[https://web.archive.org/web/20150414025950/http://johnofe.com/beaversoup/beaversoup.pdf An archived snapshot of his masterpiece, Beaver Soup.] As well as being incredibly fucked up it is also rife with poor spelling and grammar. (And for some reason it’s fucked up on mobile so not even mobile browsers want to be exposed to this shit)


			{{faggotry}}
	{{furfaggotry}}		{{furfaggotry}}
			{{Lolcows}}
	[[Category:People\|Wright, David John]]		[[Category:People\|Wright, David John]]

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External Links

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	*[http://johnofe.tumblr.com JohnOfE on Tumblr.]		*[http://johnofe.tumblr.com JohnOfE on Tumblr.]
	*[http://youtube.com/user/johnofe JohnOfE on Youtube.]		*[http://youtube.com/user/johnofe JohnOfE on Youtube.]
	*[~~http~~://~~www~~.archive.org/~~stream~~/~~BeaverSoupByD~~.~~J.Wright~~/beaversoup ~~A mirror~~ of his masterpiece, Beaver Soup.] As well as being incredibly fucked up it is also rife with poor spelling and grammar.		*[https://web.archive.org/web/20150414025950/http://johnofe.com/beaversoup/beaversoup.pdf An archived snapshot of his masterpiece, Beaver Soup.] As well as being incredibly fucked up it is also rife with poor spelling and grammar. (And for some reason it’s fucked up on mobile so not even mobile browsers want to be exposed to this shit)


	{{furfaggotry}}		{{furfaggotry}}
	[[Category:People\|Wright, David John]]		[[Category:People\|Wright, David John]]

Stoic Sigma at 20:55, 8 August 2024

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	[[File:Johnofe_user.jpg\|thumb\|His most beloved possession. Note the freak has a tattoo as well.]]		[[File:Johnofe_user.jpg\|thumb\|His most beloved possession. Note the freak has a tattoo as well.]]
	'''JohnOfE''', [[Powerword\|real name] '''David John Wright''', is a [[furry]] faggot from [[New Zealand\|New Zealand]] who is openly and proudly in love with Norbert Beaver from that Angry Beavers cartoon that aired on Nickelodeon in the 90s and nobody gave a shit about, to the point that he swears up and down that this cartoon character is his soulmate (even though this character had a girlfriend on the show!). Proving that he is totally batshit insane, he (and his [[plushie]]) wear a silver wedding band as if they were married, and he's written a [[TL;DR]] essay "rationalizing" both his obsession with Norbert and his [https://web.archive.org/web/20111113045525/http://johnofe.com/papers/inside_this_furry/index.htm desperate desire to fuck a dog]. There is even more baaaawing about how much he wants a doggy butt-buddy on [https://web.archive.org/web/20110818090729/http://johnofe.com/papers/blog/index.htm his dog blog].		'''JohnOfE''', [[Powerword\|real name]]: '''David John Wright''', is a [[furry]] faggot from [[New Zealand\|New Zealand]] who is openly and proudly in love with Norbert Beaver from that Angry Beavers cartoon that aired on Nickelodeon in the 90s and nobody gave a shit about, to the point that he swears up and down that this cartoon character is his soulmate (even though this character had a girlfriend on the show!). Proving that he is totally batshit insane, he (and his [[plushie]]) wear a silver wedding band as if they were married, and he's written a [[TL;DR]] essay "rationalizing" both his obsession with Norbert and his [https://web.archive.org/web/20111113045525/http://johnofe.com/papers/inside_this_furry/index.htm desperate desire to fuck a dog]. There is even more baaaawing about how much he wants a doggy butt-buddy on [https://web.archive.org/web/20110818090729/http://johnofe.com/papers/blog/index.htm his dog blog].

	==Home Life==		==Home Life==

imported>Kaizen: Reverted edits by Bnill (talk) to last revision by imported>Xderpx

2021-06-03T16:08:38Z

Reverted edits by Bnill (talk) to last revision by [[User:imported>Xderpx|imported>Xderpx]]

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		[[File:Johnofe_user.jpg\|thumb\|His most beloved possession. Note the freak has a tattoo as well.]]
		'''JohnOfE''', [[Powerword\|real name] '''David John Wright''', is a [[furry]] faggot from [[New Zealand\|New Zealand]] who is openly and proudly in love with Norbert Beaver from that Angry Beavers cartoon that aired on Nickelodeon in the 90s and nobody gave a shit about, to the point that he swears up and down that this cartoon character is his soulmate (even though this character had a girlfriend on the show!). Proving that he is totally batshit insane, he (and his [[plushie]]) wear a silver wedding band as if they were married, and he's written a [[TL;DR]] essay "rationalizing" both his obsession with Norbert and his [https://web.archive.org/web/20111113045525/http://johnofe.com/papers/inside_this_furry/index.htm desperate desire to fuck a dog]. There is even more baaaawing about how much he wants a doggy butt-buddy on [https://web.archive.org/web/20110818090729/http://johnofe.com/papers/blog/index.htm his dog blog].

		==Home Life==
		[[File:John_gets_cummed_on.gif\|thumb\|AW YEAH TAKE MY CUM NORB! TAKE IT!]]
		[[File:Johnofe_post_fap.jpg\|thumb\|Unable to handle the pleasure of norb getting it up the butt, John passes out.]]
		[[File:Johnofe_with_painting.jpg\|thumb\|John proudly displays his masterpiece]]
		[[File:johnofe_sculptures.jpg\|thumb\|John making a [[gay\|buttsechs]] sculpture which he can then later [[cum\|bukake]] all over.]]
		John loves to paint [[shit\|beautiful]] pieces of art, of which he then hangs on to the wall to display proudly in his home for all the [[faggots\|world]] to see his [[sick fuck\|fetishes]]. He also recently gained a [[nerd\|partner]] who shares his sick fantasies and they regularly have orgies involving their Norbert the beaver plush with a strategically placed hole in the [[ass\|anus]].

		==Statement by JohnOfE==
		{{quote\|I'm not so bad once you get to know me. I'm really an alright guy, a bit odd compared to people you think are normal. I'm your typical reclusive guy who spends his days working and his nights resting, enjoying music and TV. Perhaps the only thing that sets me apart from you is what I do when the lights are out and my door is closed. It's not shameful, unless you think sex is just that. What is do is typical of any human being, I have sexual attraction and great love, the difference between the usual and I is that my love is for that of a cartoon character named Norbert Foster Beaver.\|[https://web.archive.org/web/20111113045525/http://johnofe.com/papers/inside_this_furry/index.htm Save trees, eat beavers].}}

		==Activities==
		[[File:Johnofe_room.jpg\|thumb\|The place of horrible scenes.]]

		*JohnOfE made his own [[plushie]] to suit his [[fetish\|personal needs]]; it features a strategically placed hole complete with a removable prosthetic ass that he ordered from [http://www.delightsoftheflesh.com/ ''Delights of the Flesh''].
		*JohnOfE spends most of his spare time either fucking his home made Norbert doll, or adding moar beaver [[porn\|images]] to his freaky obsession website, before blogging about it all on furaffinity.
		*JohnOfE thinks he is an artist, but he sucks at drawing. He can, however, draw Norbert really well, but that's only due to the fact that he's drawn more than 500 pics of him over the past 6 years.
		*As well as drawing, JohnOFE has attempted writing fanfiction featuring that fucking beaver, all of them consisting of [[typical]] [[yiff\|furry bullshit]]. The only exception is one known as [https://web.archive.org/web/20120424160314/http://johnofe.com/papers/stories/index.htm ''Beaver Soup''], where he (played as John) stalks Norbert before capturing him and, raping, killing, and skinning him, then finally eating him for dinner. Very fucked up, and TL;DR.
		*JohnOfE has a tattoo of his favourite fuck buddies, Norbert and [https://web.archive.org/web/20130206164412/http://johnofe.com/cartoons/footrotflats/index.htm Dog], on each of his shoulders.
		* Other paraphiliac interests include [[Coprophilia]]; the fetish of shit. Before JohnOfE virtually chopped his nuts off with chemical castration drugs, he actively participated in coprophiliac acts on his own. As shit is very hard to get out of fake fur, Norbert was never allowed take part. JohnOFE would time these events for when the landlady wasn't home; god forbid the horrible smell of shit coming from the showers drain outside would gain unwanted attention as he washed the remains of his muddy sport off himself.
		* JohnOfE; since finding this article, has proceeded to add moar of himself to the gallery, typical of any [[attention whore]] faggot. He enjoys all forms of attention and in spite of the fact ED is tempted to [[delete fucking everything]] he has ever submitted, it would defeat the lulz and mocking this article brings upon him. Revert with caution.

		==Dog Drama==
		[[File:German_Dog.jpg\|thumb\|Warning: Keep out of reach of JohnOfE.]]

		JohnOfE is a dog fucker wannabe and an attention whore. He has not fucked a dog yet, [[denial\|or so he claims]], but he often baaaws about his desire to on his website and how unfair it is that bestiality is frowned upon.

		{{squote\|Maybe I'm simply doomed to a life where the only satisfaction I can get is with a dog, it's a desirable outcome for me, I just can't get what I want, there's no opportunity, it's practically hopeless. I will continue my banter with Norbert Beaver until opportunity comes.}}

		He should definitly not be left alone with any dog of any kind. To his credit he has seen a doctor about his doggy fantasies and been prescribed cyproterone acetate, a chemical castration drug, but its effects doesn't fix the sick thoughts he has at night.

		{{squote\|Eventually I'd succumb to my thoughts and do what I feel to be not such a big deal, but it'd ruin things for myself and everyone because of the negative view everyone has on such an act. It's hopeless, the only way is to be as careful as possible and keep it a secret. The first step is getting my hands on a dog, that's hardest thing to accomplish at the moment. how I wish. In fact I'm sure that's thing that's making me to crazy now, is that no matter how I try, I just cannot get to a dog, there's no opportunity. I'd go pretty far out of my way to get this, if I knew how I get one I would. I would do what ever I want and no one would know. if I was found out I don't really care; I can go to court in front of a jury, be convicted of bestiality and probably sentenced to supervision, maybe a fine and some community work. It'd be worth it and I'd do it again. I'd do it until I get sent to prison, where I would most definitely commit suicide. I want to die, but why so soon? I might as well get something done before I go. I've got all the time in the world, most of which I spend working and sleeping, all the while tormenting my brain about what I should be getting done in regards to dogs. I will get what I want, I have to make it happen. There's no question. All this coming from someone who is on "no more sex" pills and has no sex drive. This is how badly I want it, there's no sex drive pushing this at all, it's all me, my brain, not my dick. I need dogs and that's all here is to it.}}

		Anyone who comes across this sick fuck should chop his dick off--or for extra points his head and put him out of his misery.

		==Social Life?==
		[[File:Thedog.png\|thumb\|Dog from Footrot Flats. The actual image used on JohnOfE's tattoo.]]

		JohnOfE often frequents the local gay cruising club where he can be molestered by old men who don't mind a skinny white boy who likes to pretend that he's getting fucked by a beaver as long as they get to fuck him senseless. Sadly, he cannot return the favour as only his plushy or a dog can give him an erection, so he is left limp-dicked, disappointing and full of the cum of other men. As a result of this (i.e. his [[zoophilia\|lack of attraction to humans in general]]) he is still riding the virgin bandwagon; apparently getting bumfucked doesn't count.

		JohnOfE's immediate family accept that their boy is a lost cause, hiding their disappointment so that he doesn't commit [[suicide]]. He maintains that he is happy spending his days [[alone]] with a soft toy but everyone knows that it's doomed to be a case of [[dying alone]].

		JohnOfE works at an electrical wholesaler where he is known to be into furfaggotry and even dog fucking by most of his co workers who ignore this fact so that they don't get fired for smashing the shit out of this sick fuck.

		JohnOfE claims that he does not care what people think of him and enjoys being ostracized (fortunate, as there is no way any halfway decent excuse for a human being would choose to associate with him).

		==Furry Interests==
		Like a polygamist that has many wives, JohnOfE has other characters than Norbert Beaver that he lusts after as well. Most notably:
		*'''Brian Griffin''': ''[[Family Guy]]''
		*'''Dog''': From the NZ comic series ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20130206164412/http://johnofe.com/cartoons/footrotflats/index.htm Footrot Flats]'' about a farm dog. This strip is apparently NZ's answer to [[Unfunny\|Peanuts]] and [[Garfield]].
		*'''Daggett Beaver''' - Norbert's ugly-ass retarded nigger brother
		* ...And many other characters who have come and gone over the years who are no longer relevant, such as Roger Rabbit.

		{{clear}}

		==Gallery==
		<gallery>
		Image:Johnofe_norbert_beaver_plushy.jpg\|The surrogate body of Norbert Beaver
		Image:New_johnofe.jpg\|The most recent photo on file 2011
		</gallery>


		==See Also==
		*[[Atimon]]
		*[[Attention Whore]]
		*[[BitingBeaver]]
		*[[Dalavesta]] - Another "dog lover."
		*[[Mattmurderface]]
		*[[Vanity Page]]

		==External Links==
		*[http://johnofe.com johnofe.com] The Norbert Beaver Obsession fan site - All the beaver faggotry you could possibly ask for.
		*<s>[http://johnofe.com/video/furrytale.mp4 A furry tale]</s> JohnOfE being interviewed on video about being a furry for someones University Project.
		*<s>[http://www.furaffinity.net/user/johnofe JohnOfE on Fur Affinity.]</s>
		*[https://web.archive.org/web/20141208195722/https://inkbunny.net/johnofe JohnOfE on Ink Bunny.]
		*[http://johnofe.tumblr.com JohnOfE on Tumblr.]
		*[http://youtube.com/user/johnofe JohnOfE on Youtube.]
		*[http://www.archive.org/stream/BeaverSoupByD.J.Wright/beaversoup A mirror of his masterpiece, Beaver Soup.] As well as being incredibly fucked up it is also rife with poor spelling and grammar.


		{{furfaggotry}}
		[[Category:People\|Wright, David John]]

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	~~[[File:Johnofe_user.jpg\|thumb\|His most beloved possession. Note the freak has a tattoo as well.]]~~
	'''JohnOfE''', [[Powerword\|real name] '''David John Wright''', is a [[furry]] faggot from [[New Zealand\|New Zealand]] who is openly and proudly in love with Norbert Beaver from that Angry Beavers cartoon that aired on Nickelodeon in the 90s and nobody gave a shit about, to the point that he swears up and down that this cartoon character is his soulmate (even though this character had a girlfriend on the show!). Proving that he is totally batshit insane, he (and his [[plushie]]) wear a silver wedding band as if they were married, and he's written a [[TL;DR]] essay "rationalizing" both his obsession with Norbert and his [https://web.archive.org/web/20111113045525/http://johnofe.com/papers/inside_this_furry/index.htm desperate desire to fuck a dog]. There is even more baaaawing about how much he wants a doggy butt-buddy on [https://web.archive.org/web/20110818090729/http://johnofe.com/papers/blog/index.htm his dog blog].

	~~==Home Life==~~
	~~[[File:John_gets_cummed_on.gif\|thumb\|AW YEAH TAKE MY CUM NORB! TAKE IT!]]~~
	~~[[File:Johnofe_post_fap.jpg\|thumb\|Unable to handle the pleasure of norb getting it up the butt, John passes out.]]~~
	~~[[File:Johnofe_with_painting.jpg\|thumb\|John proudly displays his masterpiece]]~~
	~~[[File:johnofe_sculptures.jpg\|thumb\|John making a [[gay\|buttsechs]] sculpture which he can then later [[cum\|bukake]] all over.]]~~
	John loves to paint [[shit\|beautiful]] pieces of art, of which he then hangs on to the wall to display proudly in his home for all the [[faggots\|world]] to see his [[sick fuck\|fetishes]]. He also recently gained a [[nerd\|partner]] who shares his sick fantasies and they regularly have orgies involving their Norbert the beaver plush with a strategically placed hole in the [[ass\|anus]].

	~~==Statement by JohnOfE==~~
	{{quote\|I'm not so bad once you get to know me. I'm really an alright guy, a bit odd compared to people you think are normal. I'm your typical reclusive guy who spends his days working and his nights resting, enjoying music and TV. Perhaps the only thing that sets me apart from you is what I do when the lights are out and my door is closed. It's not shameful, unless you think sex is just that. What is do is typical of any human being, I have sexual attraction and great love, the difference between the usual and I is that my love is for that of a cartoon character named Norbert Foster Beaver.\|[https://web.archive.org/web/20111113045525/http://johnofe.com/papers/inside_this_furry/index.htm Save trees, eat beavers].}}

	~~==Activities==~~
	~~[[File:Johnofe_room.jpg\|thumb\|The place of horrible scenes.]]~~

	*JohnOfE made his own [[plushie]] to suit his [[fetish\|personal needs]]; it features a strategically placed hole complete with a removable prosthetic ass that he ordered from [http://www.delightsoftheflesh.com/ ''Delights of the Flesh''].
	*JohnOfE spends most of his spare time either fucking his home made Norbert doll, or adding moar beaver [[porn\|images]] to his freaky obsession website, before blogging about it all on furaffinity.
	*JohnOfE thinks he is an artist, but he sucks at drawing. He can, however, draw Norbert really well, but that's only due to the fact that he's drawn more than 500 pics of him over the past 6 years.
	*As well as drawing, JohnOFE has attempted writing fanfiction featuring that fucking beaver, all of them consisting of [[typical]] [[yiff\|furry bullshit]]. The only exception is one known as [https://web.archive.org/web/20120424160314/http://johnofe.com/papers/stories/index.htm ''Beaver Soup''], where he (played as John) stalks Norbert before capturing him and, raping, killing, and skinning him, then finally eating him for dinner. Very fucked up, and TL;DR.
	*JohnOfE has a tattoo of his favourite fuck buddies, Norbert and [https://web.archive.org/web/20130206164412/http://johnofe.com/cartoons/footrotflats/index.htm Dog], on each of his shoulders.
	* Other paraphiliac interests include [[Coprophilia]]; the fetish of shit. Before JohnOfE virtually chopped his nuts off with chemical castration drugs, he actively participated in coprophiliac acts on his own. As shit is very hard to get out of fake fur, Norbert was never allowed take part. JohnOFE would time these events for when the landlady wasn't home; god forbid the horrible smell of shit coming from the showers drain outside would gain unwanted attention as he washed the remains of his muddy sport off himself.
	* JohnOfE; since finding this article, has proceeded to add moar of himself to the gallery, typical of any [[attention whore]] faggot. He enjoys all forms of attention and in spite of the fact ED is tempted to [[delete fucking everything]] he has ever submitted, it would defeat the lulz and mocking this article brings upon him. Revert with caution.

	~~==Dog Drama==~~
	~~[[File:German_Dog.jpg\|thumb\|Warning: Keep out of reach of JohnOfE.]]~~

	JohnOfE is a dog fucker wannabe and an attention whore. He has not fucked a dog yet, [[denial\|or so he claims]], but he often baaaws about his desire to on his website and how unfair it is that bestiality is frowned upon.

	{{squote\|Maybe I'm simply doomed to a life where the only satisfaction I can get is with a dog, it's a desirable outcome for me, I just can't get what I want, there's no opportunity, it's practically hopeless. I will continue my banter with Norbert Beaver until opportunity comes.}}

	He should definitly not be left alone with any dog of any kind. To his credit he has seen a doctor about his doggy fantasies and been prescribed cyproterone acetate, a chemical castration drug, but its effects doesn't fix the sick thoughts he has at night.

	{{squote\|Eventually I'd succumb to my thoughts and do what I feel to be not such a big deal, but it'd ruin things for myself and everyone because of the negative view everyone has on such an act. It's hopeless, the only way is to be as careful as possible and keep it a secret. The first step is getting my hands on a dog, that's hardest thing to accomplish at the moment. how I wish. In fact I'm sure that's thing that's making me to crazy now, is that no matter how I try, I just cannot get to a dog, there's no opportunity. I'd go pretty far out of my way to get this, if I knew how I get one I would. I would do what ever I want and no one would know. if I was found out I don't really care; I can go to court in front of a jury, be convicted of bestiality and probably sentenced to supervision, maybe a fine and some community work. It'd be worth it and I'd do it again. I'd do it until I get sent to prison, where I would most definitely commit suicide. I want to die, but why so soon? I might as well get something done before I go. I've got all the time in the world, most of which I spend working and sleeping, all the while tormenting my brain about what I should be getting done in regards to dogs. I will get what I want, I have to make it happen. There's no question. All this coming from someone who is on "no more sex" pills and has no sex drive. This is how badly I want it, there's no sex drive pushing this at all, it's all me, my brain, not my dick. I need dogs and that's all here is to it.}}

	~~Anyone who comes across this sick fuck should chop his dick off--or for extra points his head and put him out of his misery.~~

	~~==Social Life?==~~
	~~[[File:Thedog.png\|thumb\|Dog from Footrot Flats. The actual image used on JohnOfE's tattoo.]]~~

	JohnOfE often frequents the local gay cruising club where he can be molestered by old men who don't mind a skinny white boy who likes to pretend that he's getting fucked by a beaver as long as they get to fuck him senseless. Sadly, he cannot return the favour as only his plushy or a dog can give him an erection, so he is left limp-dicked, disappointing and full of the cum of other men. As a result of this (i.e. his [[zoophilia\|lack of attraction to humans in general]]) he is still riding the virgin bandwagon; apparently getting bumfucked doesn't count.

	JohnOfE's immediate family accept that their boy is a lost cause, hiding their disappointment so that he doesn't commit [[suicide]]. He maintains that he is happy spending his days [[alone]] with a soft toy but everyone knows that it's doomed to be a case of [[dying alone]].

	JohnOfE works at an electrical wholesaler where he is known to be into furfaggotry and even dog fucking by most of his co workers who ignore this fact so that they don't get fired for smashing the shit out of this sick fuck.

	JohnOfE claims that he does not care what people think of him and enjoys being ostracized (fortunate, as there is no way any halfway decent excuse for a human being would choose to associate with him).

	~~==Furry Interests==~~
	~~Like a polygamist that has many wives, JohnOfE has other characters than Norbert Beaver that he lusts after as well. Most notably:~~
	*'''Brian Griffin''': ''[[Family Guy]]''
	*'''Dog''': From the NZ comic series ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20130206164412/http://johnofe.com/cartoons/footrotflats/index.htm Footrot Flats]'' about a farm dog. This strip is apparently NZ's answer to [[Unfunny\|Peanuts]] and [[Garfield]].
	*'''Daggett Beaver''' - Norbert's ugly-ass retarded nigger brother
	* ...And many other characters who have come and gone over the years who are no longer relevant, such as Roger Rabbit.

	~~{{clear}}~~

	~~==Gallery==~~
	~~<gallery>~~
	~~Image:Johnofe_norbert_beaver_plushy.jpg\|The surrogate body of Norbert Beaver~~
	~~Image:New_johnofe.jpg\|The most recent photo on file 2011~~
	~~</gallery>~~


	~~==See Also==~~
	*[[Atimon]]
	*[[Attention Whore]]
	*[[BitingBeaver]]
	*[[Dalavesta]] - Another "dog lover."
	*[[Mattmurderface]]
	*[[Vanity Page]]

	~~==External Links==~~
	*[http://johnofe.com johnofe.com] The Norbert Beaver Obsession fan site - All the beaver faggotry you could possibly ask for.
	*<s>[http://johnofe.com/video/furrytale.mp4 A furry tale]</s> JohnOfE being interviewed on video about being a furry for someones University Project.
	*<s>[http://www.furaffinity.net/user/johnofe JohnOfE on Fur Affinity.]</s>
	*[https://web.archive.org/web/20141208195722/https://inkbunny.net/johnofe JohnOfE on Ink Bunny.]
	*[http://johnofe.tumblr.com JohnOfE on Tumblr.]
	*[http://youtube.com/user/johnofe JohnOfE on Youtube.]
	*[http://www.archive.org/stream/BeaverSoupByD.J.Wright/beaversoup A mirror of his masterpiece, Beaver Soup.] As well as being incredibly fucked up it is also rife with poor spelling and grammar.


	~~{{furfaggotry}}~~
	~~[[Category:People\|Wright, David John]]~~

imported>Xderpx: moar pics

2016-02-09T06:03:13Z

moar pics

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	[[File:Johnofe_with_painting.jpg\|thumb\|John proudly displays his masterpiece]]		[[File:Johnofe_with_painting.jpg\|thumb\|John proudly displays his masterpiece]]
			[[File:johnofe_sculptures.jpg\|thumb\|John making a [[gay\|buttsechs]] sculpture which he can then later [[cum\|bukake]] all over.]]
	John loves to paint [[shit\|beautiful]] pieces of art, of which he then hangs on to the wall to display proudly in his home for all the [[faggots\|world]] to see his [[sick fuck\|fetishes]]. He also recently gained a [[nerd\|partner]] who shares his sick fantasies and they regularly have orgies involving their Norbert the beaver plush with a strategically placed hole in the [[ass\|anus]].		John loves to paint [[shit\|beautiful]] pieces of art, of which he then hangs on to the wall to display proudly in his home for all the [[faggots\|world]] to see his [[sick fuck\|fetishes]]. He also recently gained a [[nerd\|partner]] who shares his sick fantasies and they regularly have orgies involving their Norbert the beaver plush with a strategically placed hole in the [[ass\|anus]].

imported>Xdurpx at 15:10, 30 January 2016

2016-01-30T15:10:53Z

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	'''JohnOfE''', [[Powerword\|real name] '''David John Wright''', is a [[furry]] faggot from [[New Zealand\|New Zealand]] who is openly and proudly in love with Norbert Beaver from that Angry Beavers cartoon that aired on Nickelodeon in the 90s and nobody gave a shit about, to the point that he swears up and down that this cartoon character is his soulmate (even though this character had a girlfriend on the show!). Proving that he is totally batshit insane, he (and his [[plushie]]) wear a silver wedding band as if they were married, and he's written a [[TL;DR]] essay "rationalizing" both his obsession with Norbert and his [https://web.archive.org/web/20111113045525/http://johnofe.com/papers/inside_this_furry/index.htm desperate desire to fuck a dog]. There is even more baaaawing about how much he wants a doggy butt-buddy on [https://web.archive.org/web/20110818090729/http://johnofe.com/papers/blog/index.htm his dog blog].		'''JohnOfE''', [[Powerword\|real name] '''David John Wright''', is a [[furry]] faggot from [[New Zealand\|New Zealand]] who is openly and proudly in love with Norbert Beaver from that Angry Beavers cartoon that aired on Nickelodeon in the 90s and nobody gave a shit about, to the point that he swears up and down that this cartoon character is his soulmate (even though this character had a girlfriend on the show!). Proving that he is totally batshit insane, he (and his [[plushie]]) wear a silver wedding band as if they were married, and he's written a [[TL;DR]] essay "rationalizing" both his obsession with Norbert and his [https://web.archive.org/web/20111113045525/http://johnofe.com/papers/inside_this_furry/index.htm desperate desire to fuck a dog]. There is even more baaaawing about how much he wants a doggy butt-buddy on [https://web.archive.org/web/20110818090729/http://johnofe.com/papers/blog/index.htm his dog blog].

			==Home Life==
			[[File:John_gets_cummed_on.gif\|thumb\|AW YEAH TAKE MY CUM NORB! TAKE IT!]]
			[[File:Johnofe_post_fap.jpg\|thumb\|Unable to handle the pleasure of norb getting it up the butt, John passes out.]]
			[[File:Johnofe_with_painting.jpg\|thumb\|John proudly displays his masterpiece]]
			John loves to paint [[shit\|beautiful]] pieces of art, of which he then hangs on to the wall to display proudly in his home for all the [[faggots\|world]] to see his [[sick fuck\|fetishes]]. He also recently gained a [[nerd\|partner]] who shares his sick fantasies and they regularly have orgies involving their Norbert the beaver plush with a strategically placed hole in the [[ass\|anus]].

	==Statement by JohnOfE==		==Statement by JohnOfE==

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	[[File:Johnofe_with_painting.jpg\|thumb\|John proudly displays his masterpiece]]		[[File:Johnofe_with_painting.jpg\|thumb\|John proudly displays his masterpiece]]
			[[File:johnofe_sculptures.jpg\|thumb\|John making a [[gay\|buttsechs]] sculpture which he can then later [[cum\|bukake]] all over.]]
	John loves to paint [[shit\|beautiful]] pieces of art, of which he then hangs on to the wall to display proudly in his home for all the [[faggots\|world]] to see his [[sick fuck\|fetishes]]. He also recently gained a [[nerd\|partner]] who shares his sick fantasies and they regularly have orgies involving their Norbert the beaver plush with a strategically placed hole in the [[ass\|anus]].		John loves to paint [[shit\|beautiful]] pieces of art, of which he then hangs on to the wall to display proudly in his home for all the [[faggots\|world]] to see his [[sick fuck\|fetishes]]. He also recently gained a [[nerd\|partner]] who shares his sick fantasies and they regularly have orgies involving their Norbert the beaver plush with a strategically placed hole in the [[ass\|anus]].

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	[[File:Johnofe_user.jpg\|thumb\|His most beloved possession. Note the freak has a tattoo as well.]]		[[File:Johnofe_user.jpg\|thumb\|His most beloved possession. Note the freak has a tattoo as well.]]
	'''JohnOfE''', [[Powerword\|real name] '''David John Wright''', is a [[furry]] faggot from [[New Zealand\|New Zealand]] who is openly and proudly in love with Norbert Beaver from that Angry Beavers cartoon that aired on Nickelodeon in the 90s and nobody gave a shit about, to the point that he swears up and down that this cartoon character is his soulmate (even though this character had a girlfriend on the show!). Proving that he is totally batshit insane, he (and his [[plushie]]) wear a silver wedding band as if they were married, and he's written a [[TL;DR]] essay "rationalizing" both his obsession with Norbert and his [https://web.archive.org/web/20111113045525/http://johnofe.com/papers/inside_this_furry/index.htm desperate desire to fuck a dog]. There is even more baaaawing about how much he wants a doggy butt-buddy on [https://web.archive.org/web/20110818090729/http://johnofe.com/papers/blog/index.htm his dog blog].		'''JohnOfE''', [[Powerword\|real name] '''David John Wright''', is a [[furry]] faggot from [[New Zealand\|New Zealand]] who is openly and proudly in love with Norbert Beaver from that Angry Beavers cartoon that aired on Nickelodeon in the 90s and nobody gave a shit about, to the point that he swears up and down that this cartoon character is his soulmate (even though this character had a girlfriend on the show!). Proving that he is totally batshit insane, he (and his [[plushie]]) wear a silver wedding band as if they were married, and he's written a [[TL;DR]] essay "rationalizing" both his obsession with Norbert and his [https://web.archive.org/web/20111113045525/http://johnofe.com/papers/inside_this_furry/index.htm desperate desire to fuck a dog]. There is even more baaaawing about how much he wants a doggy butt-buddy on [https://web.archive.org/web/20110818090729/http://johnofe.com/papers/blog/index.htm his dog blog].

			==Home Life==
			[[File:John_gets_cummed_on.gif\|thumb\|AW YEAH TAKE MY CUM NORB! TAKE IT!]]
			[[File:Johnofe_post_fap.jpg\|thumb\|Unable to handle the pleasure of norb getting it up the butt, John passes out.]]
			[[File:Johnofe_with_painting.jpg\|thumb\|John proudly displays his masterpiece]]
			John loves to paint [[shit\|beautiful]] pieces of art, of which he then hangs on to the wall to display proudly in his home for all the [[faggots\|world]] to see his [[sick fuck\|fetishes]]. He also recently gained a [[nerd\|partner]] who shares his sick fantasies and they regularly have orgies involving their Norbert the beaver plush with a strategically placed hole in the [[ass\|anus]].

	==Statement by JohnOfE==		==Statement by JohnOfE==