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	[[Image:GymJock.jpg\|thumb\|A jock in its natural habitat.]]		[[Image:GymJock.jpg\|thumb\|A jock in its natural habitat.]]

	A '''jock''' is a form of [[asshole]]/[[retard]] who has a muscular body but is not necessarily a [[Bodybuilders\|bodybuilder]], and is obsessed with sports. They most likely were the object of your ~~ire~~ in [[high school]], since they no doubt kicked the crap out of [[~~You~~]]. Despite their hidden [[faggotry]], they act ultra masculine and hate [[faggots]], ~~while~~ in fact they wish they could come out.		A '''jock''' is a form of [[asshole]]/[[retard]] who has a muscular body but is not necessarily a [[Bodybuilders\|bodybuilder]], and is obsessed with sports and competition, no matter how picayune. They most likely were the object of your loathing in [[high school]], since they no doubt kicked the crap out of [[you]]. Despite their hidden [[faggotry]], they act ultra masculine and hate [[faggots]], though in fact they wish they could come out.

	==All Jocks Are Alpha males==		==All Jocks Are Alpha males==
	As legend tells it, jocks are better than you because they are alpha males, and you are on ED because you're a bottom-feeder. Contrary to what you may believe, nerds like you do not go on to become powerful captains of industry once high school is over. [[Butt]] then again that's kind of an oxymoron ~~statement~~ because nerds are suppose to be smart enough to know being a "captain of industry" is not worth it. "Captains of Industry" (aka dickheads in suits) usurp power they don't deserve [[Lulz\|just because they can.]] by using socially engineered authoritarian toad croaking patriarchal speech tones like the 2 infamous [[Americunt]] cousins [[Dick Cheney]] & [[Barack Obama]] and other parasites [[~~butt~~]]~~fucking~~ the world over. Still some of you nerds have unrealistic expectations and ambitions, ~~You~~ would probably be better off just [[An_hero\|accepting this situation]] right now instead of getting your hopes up about being the next Bill Gates - Bill Gates is secretly an alpha male who pretends to be a geek on the surface.		As legend tells it, jocks are better than you because they are alpha males, and you are on ED because you're a bottom-feeder. Contrary to what you may believe, nerds like you do not go on to become powerful captains of industry once high school is over. [[Butt]] then again, that's kind of an [[oxymoron]] because nerds are suppose to be smart enough to know being a "captain of industry" is not worth it. "Captains of Industry" (aka dickheads in suits) usurp power they don't deserve [[Lulz\|just because they can]], in part by using socially engineered authoritarian toad croaking patriarchal speech tones like the 2 infamous [[Americunt]] cousins [[Dick Cheney]] & [[Barack Obama]] and other parasites [[buttfuck]]ing the world over. Still, some of you nerds have [[unrealistic expectations]] and ambitions, and you would probably be better off just [[An_hero\|accepting this situation]] right now instead of getting your hopes up about being the next Bill Gates - Bill Gates is secretly an alpha male who pretends to be a geek on the surface.

			This is all sad [[butt]] true. Fortunately, being an [[alpha male]] is WAY easier than most men think as long as they pretend to have a slight craving to be in a vagina. Some of the most tiny limp dick chickenshit [[emo]] faggot men suffering from short man syndrome have become alpha males (i.e. Charles Manson, Pablo Picasso & Napolean Bonaparte are some examples). The simplest way of being an alpha male is the jock method which involves going to the gym every day, lifting weights, eating [[Cum\|a high protein balanced nutritional diet]], getting plenty of exercise and rest, and showing your throbbing [[dick]] off to females every chance you get. [[Niggers]] in America have figured this out a long time ago. That's why more interracial relationships with white women involve them fucking black men than any other kind.

	~~This is all sad~~ [[~~butt~~]] ~~true. Fortunately~~, ~~being~~ an [[alpha male]] is ~~WAY easier than most men think as long as they pretend~~ to ~~have~~ a ~~slight craving to be in~~ a ~~vagina. Some~~ of ~~the most tiny limp dick little chickenshit~~ [[~~emo~~]] ~~faggot men suffering from short man syndrome~~ have ~~become alpha~~ males (i.~~e. Charles Manson~~, ~~Pablo Picasso & Napolean Bonaparte) are some examples. The most simplest way of being an alpha~~ male ~~is the jock method which involves going to the gym every day~~, ~~lifting weights~~, ~~eating~~ [[~~Cum~~\|~~a high protein balanced nutritional diet~~]], ~~getting plenty of exercise and rest~~, ~~and showing your throbbing~~ [[~~dick~~]] ~~off to females every chance you get.~~ [[~~Niggers~~]] ~~in America have figured this out a long time ago~~. ~~That's why more interracial relationships with white women involve them fucking black men than any other kind.~~		[[Butt]] there are some problems once you are an alpha male, especially an alpha male [[jock]]. Once you are an alpha male, all [[Americunt]] women ([[lesbian]] or not) want to be impregnated by you and will play every dirty rotten trick there is to get you into a temporary lustful fuck buddy relationship. Once she's knocked up, she will dump you like a sack of shit, and never give you any custody rights, [[buttrape]] you for alimony and child support [[jewgold]], and will go on to have one big orgy fucking every other kind of male in the greek Alphabet she can fit into her pussy (Lesbo males with big strap-ons). [[you\|Beta males]], Gamma males, [[Retards\|Delta males]], Epsilon males, Zeta males, Eta males, [[Scilon\|Theta males]], Iota males, Kappa males, [[Half-life\|Lambda males]], [[Lolcow\|Mu males]], [[Nu-male\|Nu males]], Xi males, Omicron males, [[pie\|Pi males]], Rho males, Sigma males, Tau males, Upsilon males, Phi males, [[China\|Chi males]], [[Good Korea\|Psi males]], and [[Ann Coulter\|Omega males]]).

	~~[[Butt]] there are some problems once you~~ are an alpha Male, especially an alpha male [[jock]]. Once you are an alpha male all [[Americunt]] women ([[lesbian]] or not) want to be impregnated by you and will play every dirty rotten trick there is to get you into a temporary lustful fuck buddy relationship. Once she's knocked up she will dump you like a sack of shit, and never give you any custody rights, [[buttrape]] you for alimony and child support [[jewgold]], and will go on to have one big orgy fucking every other kind of male in the greek Alphabet she can fit into her pussy (Lesbo males with big strap-ons. [[you\|Beta males]], Gamma males, [[Retards\|Delta males]], Epsilon males, Zeta males, Eta males, Theta males, Iota males, Kappa males, [[~~Half-life\|Lambda males~~]], ~~Mu males, Nu males, Xi males, Omicron males~~, [[~~pie\|Pi males]], Rho males, Sigma males, Tau males, Upsilon males, Phi males, [[China\|Chi males]], [[Good Korea\|Psi males~~]], and ~~[[Ann Coulter\|Omega males]])~~.		Alpha males that experience this from women are often gauranteed to go on to commit [[sexual harassment]], domestic violence, [[rape]], and other wholesome behavior.

	~~Alpha males that experience this from women~~ are ~~often gauranteed~~ to ~~go on~~ to ~~commit~~ [[~~sexual harassment~~]]~~, domestic violence,~~ [[~~rape~~]]~~, and other degenerate behavior~~.		Jocks generally act tough and as if they have a big [[Penis\|cock]] but in reality are just trying to be big because they have a babycock. Jocks secretly fap to [[Hentai\|hentai]] because the [[Slut\|sluts]] they say want them are [[Hotard\|too stupid to even spread their legs.]]

	Jocks generally act tough and as if they have a big [[Penis\|cock]] but in reality are just trying to be big because they have a baby [[Fact\|cock]]. Jocks secretly fap to [[Hentai\|hentai]] because the [[Slut\|sluts]] they say want them are [[Fact\|too stupid to even spread their legs.]]
	== History ==		== History ==
	Jocks originally became popular [[at_least_100_years_ago\|At least 100 years ago]] in Greece, with the beginning of the Greek Olympic games. Common games played were wrestling (guys on guys in the nude, but somehow not ending with [[Anal\|buttsecks]]), boxing, running (from teh [[ghey]]s because all runners were butt naked), long jump, and other sports. These were all done with no clothes on. The Olympics were one of the big reasons that the [[Greek\|greeks]] were known as fags.		Jocks originally became popular [[at_least_100_years_ago\|at least 100 years ago]] in Greece, with the beginning of the Greek Olympic games. Common games played were wrestling (guys on guys in the nude, but somehow not ending with [[Anal\|buttsecks]]), boxing, running (from teh [[ghey]]s because all runners were butt naked), long jump, and other sports. These were all done with no clothes on. The Olympics were one of the big reasons that the [[Greek\|greeks]] were known as fags.

	In the 90's, the jocks were known as the coolest in all of society, because they looked good, had money, good grades (by cheating) and somehow were not killed by the [[poor]] or [[lusers]]. Since then, everyone has realized that jocks were assholes and now [[emo]]s and [[goth]]s are much more popular in high school society. However, [[some argue]] that emos and goths have never been popular.		In the 90's, the jocks were known as the coolest in all of society, because they looked good, had money, good grades (by cheating) and somehow were not killed by the [[poor]] or [[lusers]]. Since then, everyone has realized that jocks were assholes and now [[emo]]s and [[goth]]s are much more popular in high school society. However, [[some argue]] that emos and goths have never been popular.

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	*do they joke about being [[ghey\|ghey]] to hide the fact that they are?		*do they joke about being [[ghey\|ghey]] to hide the fact that they are?
	*have [[you]] never talked with this person?		*have [[you]] never talked with this person?
	*do they enjoy things like: ~~Myspace~~, Facebook, Jocks4lyf3.com?		*do they enjoy things like: Instagram, Facebook, Jocks4lyf3.com?
	*is the person a [[homophobe]]?		*is the person a [[homophobe]]?
	*have they ever said something that sounded gay but immediately tryed to cover it up by saying they were joking?		*have they ever said something that sounded gay but immediately tryed to cover it up by saying they were joking?

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	*do they fap to football?		*do they fap to football?
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	This is all sad [[butt]] true. Fortunately, being an [[alpha male]] is WAY easier than most men think as long as they pretend to have a slight craving to be in a vagina. Some of the most tiny limp dick little chickenshit [[emo]] faggot men suffering from short man syndrome have become alpha males (i.e. Charles Manson, Pablo Picasso & Napolean Bonaparte) are some examples. The most simplest way of being an alpha male is the jock method which involves going to the gym every day, lifting weights, eating [[Cum\|a high protein balanced nutritional diet]], getting plenty of exercise and rest, and showing your throbbing [[dick]] off to females every chance you get. [[Niggers]] in America have figured this out a long time ago. That's why more interracial relationships with white women involve them fucking black men than any other kind.		This is all sad [[butt]] true. Fortunately, being an [[alpha male]] is WAY easier than most men think as long as they pretend to have a slight craving to be in a vagina. Some of the most tiny limp dick little chickenshit [[emo]] faggot men suffering from short man syndrome have become alpha males (i.e. Charles Manson, Pablo Picasso & Napolean Bonaparte) are some examples. The most simplest way of being an alpha male is the jock method which involves going to the gym every day, lifting weights, eating [[Cum\|a high protein balanced nutritional diet]], getting plenty of exercise and rest, and showing your throbbing [[dick]] off to females every chance you get. [[Niggers]] in America have figured this out a long time ago. That's why more interracial relationships with white women involve them fucking black men than any other kind.

	[[Butt]] there are some problems once you are an alpha Male, especially an alpha male [[jock]]. Once you are an alpha male all [[Americunt]] women ([[lesbian]] or not) want to be impregnated by you and will play every dirty rotten trick there is to get you into a temporary lustful fuck buddy relationship. Once she's knocked up she will dump you like a sack of shit, and never give you any custody rights, [[buttrape]] you for alimony and child support [[jewgold]], and will go on to have one big orgy fucking every other kind of male in the greek Alphabet she can fit into her pussy (~~Lesbos~~ males with big strap-ons. Beta males, Gamma males, Delta males, Epsilon males, Zeta males, Eta males, Theta males, Iota males, Kappa males, Lambda males, Mu males, Nu males, Xi males, Omicron males, Pi males, Rho males, Sigma males, Tau males, Upsilon males, Phi males, Chi males, Psi males, and Omega males ).		[[Butt]] there are some problems once you are an alpha Male, especially an alpha male [[jock]]. Once you are an alpha male all [[Americunt]] women ([[lesbian]] or not) want to be impregnated by you and will play every dirty rotten trick there is to get you into a temporary lustful fuck buddy relationship. Once she's knocked up she will dump you like a sack of shit, and never give you any custody rights, [[buttrape]] you for alimony and child support [[jewgold]], and will go on to have one big orgy fucking every other kind of male in the greek Alphabet she can fit into her pussy (Lesbo males with big strap-ons. [[you\|Beta males]], Gamma males, [[Retards\|Delta males]], Epsilon males, Zeta males, Eta males, Theta males, Iota males, Kappa males, [[Half-life\|Lambda males]], Mu males, Nu males, Xi males, Omicron males, [[pie\|Pi males]], Rho males, Sigma males, Tau males, Upsilon males, Phi males, [[China\|Chi males]], [[Good Korea\|Psi males]], and [[Ann Coulter\|Omega males]]).

	Alpha males that experience this from women are often gauranteed to go on to commit [[sexual harassment]], domestic violence, [[rape]], and other degenerate behavior.		Alpha males that experience this from women are often gauranteed to go on to commit [[sexual harassment]], domestic violence, [[rape]], and other degenerate behavior.

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			\|<big><big><div style="text-decoration:underline">'''Add pixplzkthnx to [[Jock]]'''</div></big></big>Plz to be '''[{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}\|action=edit}} adding some pix]''' now kthnx. Consult the [[Edisp\|image selection process]] for help, or just '''[http://images.google.com/images?gbv=1&safe=off&q={{urlencode:{{BASEPAGENAME}}}} google up some pix].'''<br /><small>Plz remove this notice once there are plenty of pix.</small>
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	[[Image:YAAARG.jpg\|thumb\|This is a typical weightlifter, who is pissed because he realized his penis just fell off.]]		[[Image:YAAARG.jpg\|thumb\|This is a typical weightlifter, who is pissed because he realized his penis just fell off.]]
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	[[Image:GymJock.jpg\|thumb\|A jock in its natural habitat.]]		[[Image:GymJock.jpg\|thumb\|A jock in its natural habitat.]]

	A '''jock''' is a form of [[asshole]]/[[retard]] who has a muscular body but is not necessarily a [[Bodybuilders\|bodybuilder]], and is obsessed with sports. They most likely were the object of your ~~ire~~ in [[high school]], since they no doubt kicked the crap out of [[~~You~~]]. Despite their hidden [[faggotry]], they act ultra masculine and hate [[faggots]], ~~while~~ in fact they wish they could come out.		A '''jock''' is a form of [[asshole]]/[[retard]] who has a muscular body but is not necessarily a [[Bodybuilders\|bodybuilder]], and is obsessed with sports and competition, no matter how picayune. They most likely were the object of your loathing in [[high school]], since they no doubt kicked the crap out of [[you]]. Despite their hidden [[faggotry]], they act ultra masculine and hate [[faggots]], though in fact they wish they could come out.

	==All Jocks Are Alpha males==		==All Jocks Are Alpha males==
	As legend tells it, jocks are better than you because they are alpha males, and you are on ED because you're a bottom-feeder. Contrary to what you may believe, nerds like you do not go on to become powerful captains of industry once high school is over. [[Butt]] then again that's kind of an oxymoron ~~statement~~ because nerds are suppose to be smart enough to know being a "captain of industry" is not worth it. "Captains of Industry" (aka dickheads in suits) usurp power they don't deserve [[Lulz\|just because they can.]] by using socially engineered authoritarian toad croaking patriarchal speech tones like the 2 infamous [[Americunt]] cousins [[Dick Cheney]] & [[Barack Obama]] and other parasites [[~~butt~~]]~~fucking~~ the world over. Still some of you nerds have unrealistic expectations and ambitions, ~~You~~ would probably be better off just [[An_hero\|accepting this situation]] right now instead of getting your hopes up about being the next Bill Gates - Bill Gates is secretly an alpha male who pretends to be a geek on the surface.		As legend tells it, jocks are better than you because they are alpha males, and you are on ED because you're a bottom-feeder. Contrary to what you may believe, nerds like you do not go on to become powerful captains of industry once high school is over. [[Butt]] then again, that's kind of an [[oxymoron]] because nerds are suppose to be smart enough to know being a "captain of industry" is not worth it. "Captains of Industry" (aka dickheads in suits) usurp power they don't deserve [[Lulz\|just because they can]], in part by using socially engineered authoritarian toad croaking patriarchal speech tones like the 2 infamous [[Americunt]] cousins [[Dick Cheney]] & [[Barack Obama]] and other parasites [[buttfuck]]ing the world over. Still, some of you nerds have [[unrealistic expectations]] and ambitions, and you would probably be better off just [[An_hero\|accepting this situation]] right now instead of getting your hopes up about being the next Bill Gates - Bill Gates is secretly an alpha male who pretends to be a geek on the surface.

			This is all sad [[butt]] true. Fortunately, being an [[alpha male]] is WAY easier than most men think as long as they pretend to have a slight craving to be in a vagina. Some of the most tiny limp dick chickenshit [[emo]] faggot men suffering from short man syndrome have become alpha males (i.e. Charles Manson, Pablo Picasso & Napolean Bonaparte are some examples). The simplest way of being an alpha male is the jock method which involves going to the gym every day, lifting weights, eating [[Cum\|a high protein balanced nutritional diet]], getting plenty of exercise and rest, and showing your throbbing [[dick]] off to females every chance you get. [[Niggers]] in America have figured this out a long time ago. That's why more interracial relationships with white women involve them fucking black men than any other kind.

	~~This is all sad~~ [[~~butt~~]] ~~true. Fortunately~~, ~~being~~ an [[alpha male]] is ~~WAY easier than most men think as long as they pretend~~ to ~~have~~ a ~~slight craving to be in~~ a ~~vagina. Some~~ of ~~the most tiny limp dick little chickenshit~~ [[~~emo~~]] ~~faggot men suffering from short man syndrome~~ have ~~become alpha~~ males (i.~~e. Charles Manson~~, ~~Pablo Picasso & Napolean Bonaparte) are some examples. The most simplest way of being an alpha~~ male ~~is the jock method which involves going to the gym every day~~, ~~lifting weights~~, ~~eating~~ [[~~Cum~~\|~~a high protein balanced nutritional diet~~]], ~~getting plenty of exercise and rest~~, ~~and showing your throbbing~~ [[~~dick~~]] ~~off to females every chance you get.~~ [[~~Niggers~~]] ~~in America have figured this out a long time ago~~. ~~That's why more interracial relationships with white women involve them fucking black men than any other kind.~~		[[Butt]] there are some problems once you are an alpha male, especially an alpha male [[jock]]. Once you are an alpha male, all [[Americunt]] women ([[lesbian]] or not) want to be impregnated by you and will play every dirty rotten trick there is to get you into a temporary lustful fuck buddy relationship. Once she's knocked up, she will dump you like a sack of shit, and never give you any custody rights, [[buttrape]] you for alimony and child support [[jewgold]], and will go on to have one big orgy fucking every other kind of male in the greek Alphabet she can fit into her pussy (Lesbo males with big strap-ons). [[you\|Beta males]], Gamma males, [[Retards\|Delta males]], Epsilon males, Zeta males, Eta males, [[Scilon\|Theta males]], Iota males, Kappa males, [[Half-life\|Lambda males]], [[Lolcow\|Mu males]], [[Nu-male\|Nu males]], Xi males, Omicron males, [[pie\|Pi males]], Rho males, Sigma males, Tau males, Upsilon males, Phi males, [[China\|Chi males]], [[Good Korea\|Psi males]], and [[Ann Coulter\|Omega males]]).

	~~[[Butt]] there are some problems once you~~ are an alpha Male, especially an alpha male [[jock]]. Once you are an alpha male all [[Americunt]] women ([[lesbian]] or not) want to be impregnated by you and will play every dirty rotten trick there is to get you into a temporary lustful fuck buddy relationship. Once she's knocked up she will dump you like a sack of shit, and never give you any custody rights, [[buttrape]] you for alimony and child support [[jewgold]], and will go on to have one big orgy fucking every other kind of male in the greek Alphabet she can fit into her pussy (Lesbo males with big strap-ons. [[you\|Beta males]], Gamma males, [[Retards\|Delta males]], Epsilon males, Zeta males, Eta males, Theta males, Iota males, Kappa males, [[~~Half-life\|Lambda males~~]], ~~Mu males, Nu males, Xi males, Omicron males~~, [[~~pie\|Pi males]], Rho males, Sigma males, Tau males, Upsilon males, Phi males, [[China\|Chi males]], [[Good Korea\|Psi males~~]], and ~~[[Ann Coulter\|Omega males]])~~.		Alpha males that experience this from women are often gauranteed to go on to commit [[sexual harassment]], domestic violence, [[rape]], and other wholesome behavior.

	~~Alpha males that experience this from women~~ are ~~often gauranteed~~ to ~~go on~~ to ~~commit~~ [[~~sexual harassment~~]]~~, domestic violence,~~ [[~~rape~~]]~~, and other degenerate behavior~~.		Jocks generally act tough and as if they have a big [[Penis\|cock]] but in reality are just trying to be big because they have a babycock. Jocks secretly fap to [[Hentai\|hentai]] because the [[Slut\|sluts]] they say want them are [[Hotard\|too stupid to even spread their legs.]]

	Jocks generally act tough and as if they have a big [[Penis\|cock]] but in reality are just trying to be big because they have a baby [[Fact\|cock]]. Jocks secretly fap to [[Hentai\|hentai]] because the [[Slut\|sluts]] they say want them are [[Fact\|too stupid to even spread their legs.]]
	== History ==		== History ==
	Jocks originally became popular [[at_least_100_years_ago\|At least 100 years ago]] in Greece, with the beginning of the Greek Olympic games. Common games played were wrestling (guys on guys in the nude, but somehow not ending with [[Anal\|buttsecks]]), boxing, running (from teh [[ghey]]s because all runners were butt naked), long jump, and other sports. These were all done with no clothes on. The Olympics were one of the big reasons that the [[Greek\|greeks]] were known as fags.		Jocks originally became popular [[at_least_100_years_ago\|at least 100 years ago]] in Greece, with the beginning of the Greek Olympic games. Common games played were wrestling (guys on guys in the nude, but somehow not ending with [[Anal\|buttsecks]]), boxing, running (from teh [[ghey]]s because all runners were butt naked), long jump, and other sports. These were all done with no clothes on. The Olympics were one of the big reasons that the [[Greek\|greeks]] were known as fags.

	In the 90's, the jocks were known as the coolest in all of society, because they looked good, had money, good grades (by cheating) and somehow were not killed by the [[poor]] or [[lusers]]. Since then, everyone has realized that jocks were assholes and now [[emo]]s and [[goth]]s are much more popular in high school society. However, [[some argue]] that emos and goths have never been popular.		In the 90's, the jocks were known as the coolest in all of society, because they looked good, had money, good grades (by cheating) and somehow were not killed by the [[poor]] or [[lusers]]. Since then, everyone has realized that jocks were assholes and now [[emo]]s and [[goth]]s are much more popular in high school society. However, [[some argue]] that emos and goths have never been popular.

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	== See also ==		== See also ==
			*[[Columbine]]
	*[[Bodybuilders]]		*[[Bodybuilders]]
	*[[Dick Neck]]		*[[Dick Neck]]