Jew York City - Revision history

Coelacanth: /* History */

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History

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	[[Image:Stalker breezy point.png\|thumb\|right\|A typical day for Mayor Bloomberg.]]		[[Image:Stalker breezy point.png\|thumb\|right\|A typical day for Mayor Bloomberg.]]
	[[Image:Jewrat.jpeg\|thumb\|right\|a common sight on the streets]]		[[Image:Jewrat.jpeg\|thumb\|right\|a common sight on the streets]]

	New York City was originally hilly forests inhabited by Indians. However, when the Dutch settled the island, they used a variety of original and creative tactics to get rid of the Indians: a.) [[genocide]]; b.) genocide; c.) bribery; and d.) genocide.		New York City was originally hilly forests inhabited by Indians. However, when the Dutch settled the island, they used a variety of original and creative tactics to get rid of the Indians: a.) [[genocide]]; b.) genocide; c.) bribery; and d.) genocide.

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	Recently, New York City has been hit by increasingly weird and violent weather, but New Yorkers being New Yorkers, they still believe it was caused by UFOs instead of [[global warming]].		Recently, New York City has been hit by increasingly weird and violent weather, but New Yorkers being New Yorkers, they still believe it was caused by UFOs instead of [[global warming]].

			In 2025, New York City elected a [[Muslim]] [[Communist]] named '''Zohran Kwame Mamdani'''{{Muslim}} to be their mayor, showing that after 25 years, New York finally forgot 9/11.

	==People==		==People==

Paul in the Mall at 03:42, 24 December 2025

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			{{Spoiler\|they elected a muslim socialist as their mayor}}
	[[Image:Tetristowers.gif\|frame\|''Tetris''—"Terror" edition.]]		[[Image:Tetristowers.gif\|frame\|''Tetris''—"Terror" edition.]]
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	~~{{Spoiler\|they elected a muslim socialist as their mayor}}~~
	Do you enjoy being a cock-sucking slave forever to the [[Jews\|de facto rulers of the entire world]]? Do you like getting shot at by [[Italians\|Gangsters]] and/or [[niggers\|Gangstas]]? Do you enjoy paying $5,000 a month for a roach-infested, one-room apartment, miles from downtown? Do you want to live in a place where nobody speaks English, including [[White People\|White]] Americans? Does having to constantly watch out for muggers and pickpockets when walking the streets appeal to you? If so, then '''Noo Yawk Fuckin' City''' is definitely the place for you!		Do you enjoy being a cock-sucking slave forever to the [[Jews\|de facto rulers of the entire world]]? Do you like getting shot at by [[Italians\|Gangsters]] and/or [[niggers\|Gangstas]]? Do you enjoy paying $5,000 a month for a roach-infested, one-room apartment, miles from downtown? Do you want to live in a place where nobody speaks English, including [[White People\|White]] Americans? Does having to constantly watch out for muggers and pickpockets when walking the streets appeal to you? If so, then '''Noo Yawk Fuckin' City''' is definitely the place for you!

Coelacanth at 03:37, 24 December 2025

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	[[Image:Jews Own the Media Motivator.jpg\|thumb\|Mayor Kike Bloomberg speaks with the City Council]]		[[Image:Jews Own the Media Motivator.jpg\|thumb\|Mayor Kike Bloomberg speaks with the City Council]]


			{{Spoiler\|they elected a muslim socialist as their mayor}}
	Do you enjoy being a cock-sucking slave forever to the [[Jews\|de facto rulers of the entire world]]? Do you like getting shot at by [[Italians\|Gangsters]] and/or [[niggers\|Gangstas]]? Do you enjoy paying $5,000 a month for a roach-infested, one-room apartment, miles from downtown? Do you want to live in a place where nobody speaks English, including [[White People\|White]] Americans? Does having to constantly watch out for muggers and pickpockets when walking the streets appeal to you? If so, then '''Noo Yawk Fuckin' City''' is definitely the place for you!		Do you enjoy being a cock-sucking slave forever to the [[Jews\|de facto rulers of the entire world]]? Do you like getting shot at by [[Italians\|Gangsters]] and/or [[niggers\|Gangstas]]? Do you enjoy paying $5,000 a month for a roach-infested, one-room apartment, miles from downtown? Do you want to live in a place where nobody speaks English, including [[White People\|White]] Americans? Does having to constantly watch out for muggers and pickpockets when walking the streets appeal to you? If so, then '''Noo Yawk Fuckin' City''' is definitely the place for you!

imported>The PolishPrince: /* See Also */

2023-05-20T00:58:02Z

imported>The PolishPrince: /* See Also */

2023-05-20T00:58:02Z

imported>Aspergerking: /* Famous Jew Yorkers */

2023-05-05T16:22:38Z

Famous Jew Yorkers

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imported>Aspergerking: /* Famous Jew Yorkers */

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Famous Jew Yorkers

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	==Famous Jew Yorkers==		==Famous Jew Yorkers==
	*<strike>[[nigger\|Jay-Z]]</strike> [[homosexual\|Gay-Z]]
	*[[Rudy Giuliani]]
	*[[Al Sharpton]]		*[[Al Sharpton]]
	*[[~~Drumpf~~]]		*[[Andy Kaufman]]
	*[[fag\|Andy Warhol]]		*[[fag\|Andy Warhol]]
	*[[Hillary Clinton]]
	*[[Bernie Madoff]]
	*[[Lena Dunham]]
	*[[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]]		*[[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]]
	*[[Arab\|Mohammed Atta]]		*[[Arab\|Mohammed Atta]]
	*[[~~Woody Allen~~]]		*[[Bernie Madoff]]
			*[[Biggie Smalls]]
			*[[Drumpf]]
			*[[Eliot Spitzer]]
			*<strike>[[nigger\|Jay-Z]]</strike> [[homosexual\|Gay-Z]]
			*[[George Carlin]]
	*[[Happy Negro]]		*[[Happy Negro]]
			*[[Hillary Clinton]]
			*[[Howard Stern]]
	*[[Seinfeld\|Jerry Seinfeld]]		*[[Seinfeld\|Jerry Seinfeld]]
	*[[~~Howard Stern]]~~		*[[Jordan Neely]]
	*[[George Carlin]]
	*[[9/11\|2,603 Stinking Corpses]]
	*[[Eliot Spitzer]]
	*[[Andy Kaufman]]
	*[[Biggie Smalls]]
	*[[wigger\|Kinto]], 7chan moderator		*[[wigger\|Kinto]], 7chan moderator
			*[[Lena Dunham]]
			*[[moot]]
	*[[Queen Kong]]		*[[Queen Kong]]
	*[[~~moot~~]]		*[[Rudy Giuliani]]
			*[[Woody Allen]]
			*[[9/11\|2,603 Stinking Corpses]]

	==People Who Have Never Been To New York==		==People Who Have Never Been To New York==

imported>PepsiMan94: /* Upstate */ Added "People" section

2023-03-13T12:58:51Z

Upstate: Added "People" section

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imported>PepsiMan94: /* Upstate */ Added "People" section

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Upstate: Added "People" section

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	Albany is filled with slick, manipulative lobbyists and other bureaucratic scum; Syracuse and Rochester are two of the vilest slums in all of America; and Buffalo is a city that nobody will ever care about. Rochester is a fake city, this is why you have never heard of it. Anybody claiming to be from Rochester NY is full of shit. In short, there's a very good reason why the speed limit of the New York State Thruway is 90 miles an hour; nobody in his right mind would ever want to linger there even for a moment.		Albany is filled with slick, manipulative lobbyists and other bureaucratic scum; Syracuse and Rochester are two of the vilest slums in all of America; and Buffalo is a city that nobody will ever care about. Rochester is a fake city, this is why you have never heard of it. Anybody claiming to be from Rochester NY is full of shit. In short, there's a very good reason why the speed limit of the New York State Thruway is 90 miles an hour; nobody in his right mind would ever want to linger there even for a moment.

			===People from Upstate New York===
			*[[Keemstar]]
			*[[ONLYUSEmeBLADE]] - A former Call of Duty commentator who is more recognized for being a major lowlife and alcoholic
			*[[Theft King]] - A blander and boring Scarce clone covering FNAF drama and known for getting easily [[butthurt]] over minor criticisms

	==Long Island==		==Long Island==

imported>Moshe Finkberg: /* Videos */

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Videos

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	[[Image:Tetristowers.gif\|frame\|''Tetris''—"Terror" edition.]]		[[Image:Tetristowers.gif\|frame\|''Tetris''—"Terror" edition.]]
	[[Image:jew_york_jets.png\|thumb\|Haha, oh wow.]]		[[Image:jew_york_jets.png\|thumb\|Haha, oh wow.]]
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	~~{{Spoiler\|they elected a muslim socialist as their mayor}}~~
	Do you enjoy being a cock-sucking slave forever to the [[Jews\|de facto rulers of the entire world]]? Do you like getting shot at by [[Italians\|Gangsters]] and/or [[niggers\|Gangstas]]? Do you enjoy paying $5,000 a month for a roach-infested, one-room apartment, miles from downtown? Do you want to live in a place where nobody speaks English, including [[White People\|White]] Americans? Does having to constantly watch out for muggers and pickpockets when walking the streets appeal to you? If so, then '''Noo Yawk Fuckin' City''' is definitely the place for you!		Do you enjoy being a cock-sucking slave forever to the [[Jews\|de facto rulers of the entire world]]? Do you like getting shot at by [[Italians\|Gangsters]] and/or [[niggers\|Gangstas]]? Do you enjoy paying $5,000 a month for a roach-infested, one-room apartment, miles from downtown? Do you want to live in a place where nobody speaks English, including [[White People\|White]] Americans? Does having to constantly watch out for muggers and pickpockets when walking the streets appeal to you? If so, then '''Noo Yawk Fuckin' City''' is definitely the place for you!

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	[[Image:Jews Own the Media Motivator.jpg\|thumb\|Mayor Kike Bloomberg speaks with the City Council]]		[[Image:Jews Own the Media Motivator.jpg\|thumb\|Mayor Kike Bloomberg speaks with the City Council]]


			{{Spoiler\|they elected a muslim socialist as their mayor}}
	Do you enjoy being a cock-sucking slave forever to the [[Jews\|de facto rulers of the entire world]]? Do you like getting shot at by [[Italians\|Gangsters]] and/or [[niggers\|Gangstas]]? Do you enjoy paying $5,000 a month for a roach-infested, one-room apartment, miles from downtown? Do you want to live in a place where nobody speaks English, including [[White People\|White]] Americans? Does having to constantly watch out for muggers and pickpockets when walking the streets appeal to you? If so, then '''Noo Yawk Fuckin' City''' is definitely the place for you!		Do you enjoy being a cock-sucking slave forever to the [[Jews\|de facto rulers of the entire world]]? Do you like getting shot at by [[Italians\|Gangsters]] and/or [[niggers\|Gangstas]]? Do you enjoy paying $5,000 a month for a roach-infested, one-room apartment, miles from downtown? Do you want to live in a place where nobody speaks English, including [[White People\|White]] Americans? Does having to constantly watch out for muggers and pickpockets when walking the streets appeal to you? If so, then '''Noo Yawk Fuckin' City''' is definitely the place for you!

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	*[[Guidos]]		*[[Guidos]]
	*[[Drugs]]		*[[Drugs]]
			*[[Pittsburgh Paint Job]]
	*[[Prostitutes]]		*[[Prostitutes]]
	*[[Homeless]]		*[[Homeless]]