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imported>Gray at 04:31, 29 July 2012

2012-07-29T04:31:05Z

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imported>Gray at 04:31, 29 July 2012

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	[[File:Jedichurchlogo.gif\|100px\|thumb\|right\|DOESN'T ~~THAT SHITTY~~ LOGO JUST MAKE YOU WANT TO ~~STOP FUCKING BITCHES AND~~ JOIN ~~A FANDOM~~-~~CULT~~!?]]		[[File:Jedichurchlogo.gif\|100px\|thumb\|right\|DOESN'T THIS BADASS LOGO JUST MAKE YOU WANT TO JOIN SOME FAN-BASED RELIGION!?]]
	The '''Jedi Church''' was started [[last Thursday]] by a [[New Zealand\|sheep-fucker]] who was sick of being forced to enter a [[religion]] on his census form and, rather than starting a [[LJ\|whiney protest blog]] about it, decided to make [[lulz]] of the situation instead. He demanded of his government that '''Jedi''' be recognized as a faith, as everyone has the right to their own beliefs, even if those beliefs are completely batshit. According to legend, an email was sent back to him stating that if 8000 people would call themselves disciples of the Jedi, it would be recognized.		The '''Jedi Church''' was started [[last Thursday]] by a [[New Zealand\|sheep-fucker]] who was sick of being forced to enter a [[religion]] on his census form and, rather than starting a [[LJ\|whiney protest blog]] about it, decided to make [[lulz]] of the situation instead. He demanded of his government that '''Jedi''' be recognized as a faith, as everyone has the right to their own beliefs, even if those beliefs are completely batshit. According to legend, an email was sent back to him stating that if 8000 people would call themselves disciples of the Jedi, it would be recognized.

imported>Hipcrime: duplicate category

2012-07-29T02:05:00Z

duplicate category

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	{{Religion}}		{{Religion}}
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	[[Category:Fandom Stuff]]		[[Category:Fandom Stuff]]

imported>Gray at 01:44, 29 July 2012

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imported>H64: replacing :category:Abnormal Psych with template:Psychology

2011-10-31T05:40:08Z

replacing category:Abnormal Psych with template:Psychology

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	[http://www.snopes.com/religion/jedi.htm Snopes.com on Australian Jediism]		[http://www.snopes.com/religion/jedi.htm Snopes.com on Australian Jediism]

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imported>Mantequilla: over ruled

2011-05-25T00:57:39Z

over ruled

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	[[Image:Jedi-lady.jpg\|thumb\|One of the many practitioners of Jedi trying to use the force to [[Telekinesis\|move your computer screen]].]]		[[Image:Jedi-lady.jpg\|thumb\|One of the many practitioners of Jedi trying to use the force to [[Telekinesis\|move your computer screen]].]]

	~~{{merge\|Star Wars}}~~

	'''Jedi''' is an <s>[[bullshit\|real]]</s> AWESOME religion that is thousands of years old, and actually predates Xtianity, Mithraism, Judaism, and any sort of worship involving dog-headed zebras, goat-headed monkeys, and [[Democrats]]. Most people with real lives just didn't know about it - that is, until [[George Lucas]] plagiarized ''The Seven Samurai'', wrapped the religion around it like the outside of a Zero Bar, and then foisted it on Disco-numbed audiences as his <s>first</s> fourth ''[[goatse\|Star Wars]]'' movie. Lucas made lots of money off his thievery, but it did bring the Jedi religion out of the closet for the first time in a millennium.		'''Jedi''' is an <s>[[bullshit\|real]]</s> AWESOME religion that is thousands of years old, and actually predates Xtianity, Mithraism, Judaism, and any sort of worship involving dog-headed zebras, goat-headed monkeys, and [[Democrats]]. Most people with real lives just didn't know about it - that is, until [[George Lucas]] plagiarized ''The Seven Samurai'', wrapped the religion around it like the outside of a Zero Bar, and then foisted it on Disco-numbed audiences as his <s>first</s> fourth ''[[goatse\|Star Wars]]'' movie. Lucas made lots of money off his thievery, but it did bring the Jedi religion out of the closet for the first time in a millennium.

imported>JuniusThaddeus: Stupid joke.

2011-05-25T00:43:28Z

Stupid joke.

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	==Jedi Religious Practices==		==Jedi Religious Practices==
	Jedi is a beautiful religion that teaches the Ways of the [[God\|The Force]]. These ways are primarily composed of playing Lightsaber-Fu games, writing [[fanfic]] of the various historical characters in the Jedi Order, and worshiping everything about ~~[[Girlvinyl's vagina\|~~Princess Leia]], including her excreted bodily fluids. They also believe in 7-foot-tall [[Jews\|hairy beasts]] that are as devoted and loving as a pit bull crossed with [[Hillary Clinton]], and each owns and cuddles a carnivorous teddy bear called an "Ewok."		Jedi is a beautiful religion that teaches the Ways of the [[God\|The Force]]. These ways are primarily composed of playing Lightsaber-Fu games, writing [[fanfic]] of the various historical characters in the Jedi Order, and worshiping everything about Princess Leia, including her excreted bodily fluids. They also believe in 7-foot-tall [[Jews\|hairy beasts]] that are as devoted and loving as a pit bull crossed with [[Hillary Clinton]], and each owns and cuddles a carnivorous teddy bear called an "Ewok."

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imported>No name: /* Jedi Religious Practices */

2011-05-22T23:23:25Z

Jedi Religious Practices

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	\|<youtube>HPPj6viIBmU</youtube><br>		\|<youtube>HPPj6viIBmU</youtube><br>
	<center>Typical [[Douche\|Jedi Padawan]] In Training.</center>		<center>Typical [[Douche\|Jedi Padawan]] In Training.</center>
	\|<youtube>~~RRjDHt4IbUo~~</youtube><br>		\|<youtube>hXXPHIfl_OE</youtube><br>
	<center>A Jedi Ritual</center>		<center>Ancient Jedi Ritual</center>
	}}</center>		}}</center>

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	[[image:Star_wars_last_supper1.jpg\|820px\|center]]		[[image:Star_wars_last_supper1.jpg\|820px\|center]]
	[[File:Jedichurchlogo.gif\|100px\|thumb\|right\|DOESN'T ~~THAT SHITTY~~ LOGO JUST MAKE YOU WANT TO ~~STOP FUCKING BITCHES AND~~ JOIN ~~A FANDOM~~-~~CULT~~!?]]		[[File:Jedichurchlogo.gif\|100px\|thumb\|right\|DOESN'T THIS BADASS LOGO JUST MAKE YOU WANT TO JOIN SOME FAN-BASED RELIGION!?]]
	The '''Jedi Church''' was started [[last Thursday]] by a [[New Zealand\|sheep-fucker]] who was sick of being forced to enter a [[religion]] on his census form and, rather than starting a [[LJ\|whiney protest blog]] about it, decided to make [[lulz]] of the situation instead. He demanded of his government that '''Jedi''' be recognized as a faith, as everyone has the right to their own beliefs, even if those beliefs are completely batshit. According to legend, an email was sent back to him stating that if 8000 people would call themselves disciples of the Jedi, it would be recognized.		The '''Jedi Church''' was started [[last Thursday]] by a [[New Zealand\|sheep-fucker]] who was sick of being forced to enter a [[religion]] on his census form and, rather than starting a [[LJ\|whiney protest blog]] about it, decided to make [[lulz]] of the situation instead. He demanded of his government that '''Jedi''' be recognized as a faith, as everyone has the right to their own beliefs, even if those beliefs are completely batshit. According to legend, an email was sent back to him stating that if 8000 people would call themselves disciples of the Jedi, it would be recognized.

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	[[Image:Jedi-lady.jpg\|thumb\|One of the many practitioners of Jedi trying to use the force to [[Telekinesis\|move your computer screen]].]]		[[Image:Jedi-lady.jpg\|thumb\|One of the many practitioners of Jedi trying to use the force to [[Telekinesis\|move your computer screen]].]]

	~~{{merge\|Star Wars}}~~

	'''Jedi''' is an <s>[[bullshit\|real]]</s> AWESOME religion that is thousands of years old, and actually predates Xtianity, Mithraism, Judaism, and any sort of worship involving dog-headed zebras, goat-headed monkeys, and [[Democrats]]. Most people with real lives just didn't know about it - that is, until [[George Lucas]] plagiarized ''The Seven Samurai'', wrapped the religion around it like the outside of a Zero Bar, and then foisted it on Disco-numbed audiences as his <s>first</s> fourth ''[[goatse\|Star Wars]]'' movie. Lucas made lots of money off his thievery, but it did bring the Jedi religion out of the closet for the first time in a millennium.		'''Jedi''' is an <s>[[bullshit\|real]]</s> AWESOME religion that is thousands of years old, and actually predates Xtianity, Mithraism, Judaism, and any sort of worship involving dog-headed zebras, goat-headed monkeys, and [[Democrats]]. Most people with real lives just didn't know about it - that is, until [[George Lucas]] plagiarized ''The Seven Samurai'', wrapped the religion around it like the outside of a Zero Bar, and then foisted it on Disco-numbed audiences as his <s>first</s> fourth ''[[goatse\|Star Wars]]'' movie. Lucas made lots of money off his thievery, but it did bring the Jedi religion out of the closet for the first time in a millennium.