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[[Image:OWNED3.JPG|thumb|Probably what Jed looks like [[irl]].]]

'''Jed''' is a [[batshit insane]] [[Emo|suicidal fuck]] who, completely incapable of actually becoming [[an hero]], pretended to commit suicide by acting, over MSN, as his little sister who had found his own corpse, because [[Fucktard|we all know that the first reaction of little girls after just having found a relative's corpse is to hack into their instant messenger account and tell random people about it]]. The MSN account which he uses is [mailto:jed_foolycooly@hotmail.com jed_foolycooly@hotmail.com], but it's common knowledge "Jed Fooly Cooly" translates from Japanese to "suicidal pedophile".

After the imminent butthurt caused by this pathetic attempt at [[Attention whore|whoring attention]], he tried to approach his friends with the question "do u still pissed at me?", which is [[fail]] [[Over nine thousand|beyond the comprehension of mortals]].

Unfortunately, Jed can no longer be reached on MSN. A brave Anon warrior convinced him to place the code n—a_Á—ay±m—aÁÇáç±Çáß±Çá§ÁaÇáÇ±OÇá—±Çá§±Çár×ÁÇ á+NÇ áLáÇá into his Personal Message Bar...there by locking his account forever. Amen.

== The Final Conversation with Jed ==
''This conversation took place on MSN Messenger on August 3rd, 2007.''

VodKa says:
hey man, what's up?

Jed says:
sup who are u?

VodKa says:
My names Vodka, I belong to vampire forum

VodKa says:
I heard people were fucking with you

Jed says:
hmm about what?

VodKa says:
idk...you've got an article on Encyclopedia Dramatica

VodKa says:
do you know what /4/chan is?

Jed says:
ohh that shit

Jed says:
yea yea

VodKa says:
yeah...well, i lied...i'm a channer...but i come in peace

VodKa says:
this Anon will not hurt you

Jed says:
whos anon

Jed says:
wtfs goin on

VodKa says:
Anon is /4/chan...the people who have been fucking with you

Jed says:
does that thing on the encyclopedia say do u still hate me?

VodKa says:
Eh, everyone pretty much still hates you...at the moment, they're scheming to bring you down big time

VodKa says:
Don't tell anyone we had this conversation, or i'd be treated as a traitor to Anon

VodKa says:
and we'd both be fucked

Jed says:
wait wat

Jed says:
no i wouldnt

Jed says:
and i got ur back

Jed says:
but whos all this

Jed says:
is it ppl from habbo or wtf

Jed says:
i dont even know those ppl i think

VodKa says:
No man, they're people from 4chan

VodKa says:
the same people who put your info on ED

Jed says:
that was tom

Jed says:
my old friend lol

VodKa says:
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Jed theres your article

Jed says:
lol i know what it is

Jed says:
its from tom

Jed says:
he showed me when he made it

VodKa says:
hmmm

VodKa says:
how often do people add you?

Jed says:
WHAT THE FUCK

Jed says:
some guy named john did

Jed says:
but

Jed says:
umm they added to that page

Jed says:
i never said that shit

VodKa says:
just a sec man

VodKa says:
i've got other people loyal to protecting you

Jed says:
but wat the fuck

Jed says:
how are they gunna hurt me?

VodKa says:
oh dude...did you not see the Fox News special on 4chan?

Jed says:
i have no clue what ur Talking about u realise that?

VodKa says:
they can find out where you live

Jed says:
well then bring um

Jed says:
i dont know who they are

Jed says:
but i can kick ass

Jed says:
and so can my friends lol

Jed says:
i have no clue who ur Talking bout

Jed says:
or what ur TAlking about
*
* John has been added to the conversation.
*

Jed says:
so ye

VodKa says:
John Connor, here we go

Jed says:
JOHN

Jed says:
U SON OF A BITH

VodKa says:
We are friendly

Jed says:
i know him

Jed says:
he added me

Jed says:
lol

John says:
aww

Jed says:
john wtfs going on i dont understand

John says:
do you still pissed at me?

Jed says:
if people are coming to get me

VodKa says:
John, let us be nice

Jed says:
then i guess ill kill them

VodKa says:
I have promised peace

John says:
Vodka

John says:
I think Vodka saw the article and added you

VodKa says:
I am your overload on Chan

Jed says:
i dont get what the fuck yall are talking about

Jed says:
both of u shut the fuck up and tell me what the fucks happening

Jed says:
and what the fuck chan is

Jed says:
NOW

VodKa says:
Okay, listen...

VodKa says:
Now that you MSn addy is on ED...people can find out where you live with just your email address alone

Jed says:
cool

VodKa says:
once they find out where you live, they'll find your phone number

Jed says:
yea?

VodKa says:
and they'll call all hour of the day

VodKa says:
non-stop

Jed says:
then my parents will block the number

Jed says:
lol

VodKa says:
they'll send threatening letters

VodKa says:
some will send anthrax

Jed says:
OK

Jed says:
STOP THIS SHIT

Jed says:
IM SCARED NOW

Jed says:
ALRIGHT

VodKa says:
some will attempt to hack your computer

Jed says:
I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS

Jed says:
IM FUCKING SCARED

John says:
Vodka

John says:
its no use

John says:
I thought you were gonna be awesome when I read the article

VodKa says:
yeah...even if i tell him, Anon will finally get to him :(

John says:
apprently you're another douche on msn

VodKa says:
huh?

Jed says:
WHAT THE FUCK

Jed says:
SHUT UP

Jed says:
IM SCARED

John says:
I thought Jed was gonna be an awesome /b/tard

Jed says:
PLEASE JUST TELL ME

Jed says:
UR FUCKING WITH ME

VodKa says:
Dude, you're in serious danger

Jed says:
PLEASE

Jed says:
do i need to tell my parents

John says:
yes

VodKa says:
Go to youtube and check out the Fox News story on 4chan

VodKa says:
and Anonymous

Jed says:
OK LISTEN

Jed says:
PLEASE

John says:
does you dad have a yellow vam?

VodKa says:
see what they're capible of

Jed says:
PLEASE STP

John says:
*van

Jed says:
why do they want to hurt me

VodKa says:
WE'RE TRYING TO WARN YOU AND SAVE U!

VodKa says:
Because they can...they don't care

VodKa says:
They have your info...so they will

Jed says:
what if i turn off this shit

Jed says:
this account

VodKa says:
Too late

John says:
yeah

VodKa says:
Chances are they've already found your address and information

VodKa says:
they're quick

Jed says:
DUDE

Jed says:
PLEASE STOP

Jed says:
IM CRYING

Jed says:
STOP

Jed says:
STOP
*
* mAtT has been added to the conversation.
*

VodKa says:
Matt, he's doomed

VodKa says:
I'm trying to tell him about 4chans plans to take him down

VodKa says:
but he won't listen

mAtT says:
who jed?

VodKa says:
Jed...you know, the kid who got posted on ED

mAtT says:
oh

VodKa says:
the kid that Anon is gonna harrass

Jed says:
listen

Jed says:
im krying

Jed says:
ok

John says:
Vodka

Jed says:
if itell my parents

John says:
Anon just paged me

Jed says:
i have no more internet

Jed says:
and please

John says:
he has some info

Jed says:
just make him stop

Jed says:
dont

Jed says:
please

VodKa says:
Dude, if you tell your parents Anon will get pissed even more

Jed says:
im crying

Jed says:
stp

mAtT says:
assfucker

VodKa says:
We can't stop them

Jed says:
dude this isnt cool

Jed says:
ill get the cops

mAtT says:
ok

mAtT says:
ese

Jed says:
do u know where i live

VodKa says:
the cops are paid by 4chan

Jed says:
please stop

VodKa says:
they can bribe the cops

Jed says:
listen

mAtT says:
4chan controls the world

VodKa says:
anon has unlimited funs, actually

Jed says:
im not even in the country

VodKa says:
i'm being serious

VodKa says:
well, they'll burn down your house

VodKa says:
they're very serious

VodKa says:
real life: serious business

Jed says:
DUDE DO U KNOW WHERE I LIVE

mAtT says:
anonymous rules every nation

VodKa says:
I don't...but they do

Jed says:
ask them

Jed says:
ask them now

Jed says:
just so i know its real

VodKa says:
and expose myself?!?!

Jed says:
just so i know

Jed says:
before i get all my parents

VodKa says:
they'll take me down too!

Jed says:
and all that

VodKa says:
dude...it won't do any good

VodKa says:
you're already screwed

mAtT says:
whats going on here anyway?

VodKa says:
i'm just trying to prepare you

Jed says:
I CANT BE PREPARED

Jed says:
IM A SCARED FOURTEEN YEAR OLD KID

Jed says:
IM SCARED

Jed says:
OK

Jed says:
U SCARED ME OK

Jed says:
IM FUCKED

Jed says:
I KNO

Jed says:
but just someone tell me where i live

VodKa says:
We're not trying to scare you....we're tring to tell you the truth

Jed says:
im bout to pass out

Jed says:
i am

VodKa says:
the truth is...they're going to get you

Jed says:
IK NOW

Jed says:
BUT ITS SCARING ME

Jed says:
STOP

Jed says:
ILL HELP HIM HACK

Jed says:
I WILL

Jed says:
ILL DO ANYTHING

VodKa says:
you should be scared, you're gonna be trolled IRL

Jed says:
JSUT DONT HURT ME

John says:
Anon will get to you

John says:
you're gonna be canceled irl

Jed says:
ILL DO ANYTHING I SWEAR I WILL

VodKa says:
your gonna be made into an hero

VodKa says:
dude

Jed says:
NO IM NOT

Jed says:
STOP IT

VodKa says:
theres nothing we can do

Jed says:
STOP IT

Jed says:
LISTEN

Jed says:
ALL OF U LISTEN

Jed says:
TO ME

mAtT says:
anonymous is going to kill you

VodKa says:
we're just warning you of your fate

Jed says:
IM SCARED OK

VodKa says:
we're listening

VodKa says:
calm the fuck down

Jed says:
DO U WANT TO TALK TO MY DAD

Jed says:
I CANT

Jed says:
IM GUNNA DIE

Jed says:
IM FOURTEEN

VodKa says:
Dude, even if we told your dad he wouldn't believe it...he'd blow it off as a bunch of punks playing a trick

Jed says:
NO HES OVER PROTECTIVE

Jed says:
IM SCARED

Jed says:
when will i get the threats

mAtT says:
wtf does IM C RED mean?

VodKa says:
Hmmm...everything is planned for August 20th...

John says:
Vodka

Jed says:
DO U KNOW WHAT STATE IM IN

John says:
wasn't it august 18 or did they move it again?

VodKa says:
I don't but they do

VodKa says:
they moved it

mAtT says:
i thought it was the 19th

John says:
oh ok

Jed says:
LOOK ILL HELP U GUYS

Jed says:
I WILL

VodKa says:
nah, it's the 20th...they had to prepare the bombs

Jed says:
im bout to throw up

VodKa says:
heh

Jed says:
STOP IT

mAtT says:
TOP IT?

mAtT says:
top it off?

VodKa says:
listen, have you heard of murder cases across the nation that the cops couldn't solve?

VodKa says:
have you? well...those are the work of 4chan

mAtT says:
its because anonymous pays them off

VodKa says:
they bribe cops and clean the seen of evidence

VodKa says:
*scene

Jed says:
IM GETTING MY DAD

mAtT says:
even your best friend could be anonymous

VodKa says:
bring your dad

Jed says:
ok are u going to fuck up my computer

VodKa says:
maybe we can save you still

VodKa says:
no

VodKa says:
we're good anon members

Jed says:
u...u can save me?

VodKa says:
perhaps

VodKa says:
but we can't make any promises

Jed says:
dude is anything gunna happen in rl?

mAtT says:
yes

VodKa says:
yes

VodKa says:
very much so

mAtT says:
you better buy a dog

VodKa says:
you see...anon has their hand in everything

mAtT says:
and get curtains

VodKa says:
black market guns, illegal drugs, and the sex slave trade

Jed says:
ok what statess are they in

John says:
are they Uzi's in the USA yet?

VodKa says:
every state except Washington

mAtT says:
theyre everywbere

VodKa says:
They're in 7 countries outside the U.S. too

Jed says:
listen

VodKa says:
i'm serious...i know this because i've been an anon member for 6 years

Jed says:
can u make it till nothing happens

Jed says:
im only fourten

VodKa says:
i can't

Jed says:
im just a kid

VodKa says:
we need to talk to your dad

John says:
yes

Jed says:
but hes my dad

Jed says:
he will be mad

John says:
its better than dying, isn;t it?

mAtT says:
its the only way

Jed says:
ok im getting him

VodKa says:
guys, i hope we can save this fine boy

John says:
I really don't see why anon wants to kill him

John says:
I wish we could stop it

mAtT says:
Anonymous has already ruled it

VodKa says:
Yeah...:( we could be taken down just for warning him

mAtT says:
we're risking our lives for you Jed

John says:
so you better be graceful

VodKa says:
did....did he kill himself? :(

VodKa says:
jed, don't be an hero just yet!

mAtT says:
Anonymous would be much displeased

mAtT says:
Anonymous needs to kill him theirselves

VodKa says:
jed, in order to keep anon from hacking your MSN or computer, you need to post this code into your Personal Message bar. n—a_Á—ay±m—aÁÇáç±Çáß±Çá§ÁaÇáÇ±OÇá—±Çá§±Çár×ÁÇ á+NÇ áLáÇá

* Jed has left the conversation.

VodKa says:
r.i.p. jed :(

==An hero?==
It is known [[faggot]] Jed has killed himself.

== Jed's famous quotes ==
* "do u still pissed at me?"
* "how tall are u both dick wise and height?"
* "by dey wey, i bloked yu"
* "luk at my mom on webcam and give her a rating out of 10 plz"
* "sumtimes i smoke cigarets but somtims i smoke paracetamol"
* "what if i fuck my dad?!?!"

==Attempts at humor with this meme==
Just like every [[4chan|unfunny internet meme]], it happened that there were enough [[13 year old boy]]s who found this one funny for more than 12 seconds to have some [[image macro]]s made about it. Not surprisingly, none of them are actually funny and some of them don't even make sense.
<gallery>

Image:Dustilpsd.JPG|du u stil pisd @ me?
Image:Angry_nigger.jpg|A nigger who is pissed off. Has nothing to do with the meme, but racial humor is [[Unfunny|automatically funny]].
Image:DUSPAM.JPG|Hitler doesn't want Jews to be pissed at him.
Image:DUSPAMAMX.JPG|They shouldn't stay pissed at him, he was only cleaning around!
Image:Now_this_is_a_story.jpg|Now this is a story all about how Jed's life got flipped, turned upside down.
</gallery>

==See Also==
*[[Forced meme]]

[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Memes]]

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imported>Mu.ollin: Reverted edits by H64 (talk) to last revision by Unknown

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