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Stooge: Cleaned up the article.

2024-08-10T06:10:52Z

Cleaned up the article.

Stooge: I deem this article in need of a cleanup.

2024-08-10T00:35:01Z

I deem this article in need of a cleanup.

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	{{FactCat\|'''[[Lie\|JavaScript is not Java.]] If you were looking for [[Javascript]], you might want to look [[Javascript\|here]], [[you]] ignorant fuck.'''}}		{{FactCat\|'''[[Lie\|JavaScript is not Java.]] If you were looking for [[Javascript]], you might want to look [[Javascript\|here]], [[you]] ignorant fuck.'''}}

imported>Uberfukken at 03:59, 13 March 2019

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	{{programming}}		{{programming}}
			{{softwarez}}
	[[Category: Softwarez]]		[[Category: Softwarez]]
	[[Category: Internets Phenomena]]		[[Category: Internets Phenomena]]

imported>Irisp: /* External links */

2018-07-21T13:54:57Z

External links

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	*[http://www.sun.com/service/developer/index.jsp Developer Support Services from Sun Microsystems]		*[http://www.sun.com/service/developer/index.jsp Developer Support Services from Sun Microsystems]
	*[http://www.javarmi.com Java Learning And Tutorial]		*[http://www.javarmi.com Java Learning And Tutorial]
	*[http://jsonformatter-online.com/ JSON Formatter]

	{{programming}}		{{programming}}
	[[Category: Softwarez]]		[[Category: Softwarez]]
	[[Category: Internets Phenomena]]		[[Category: Internets Phenomena]]

imported>Abele2017: /* External links */

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External links

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	*[http://www.sun.com/service/developer/index.jsp Developer Support Services from Sun Microsystems]		*[http://www.sun.com/service/developer/index.jsp Developer Support Services from Sun Microsystems]
	*[http://www.javarmi.com Java Learning And Tutorial]		*[http://www.javarmi.com Java Learning And Tutorial]
			*[http://jsonformatter-online.com/ JSON Formatter]

	{{programming}}		{{programming}}
	[[Category: Softwarez]]		[[Category: Softwarez]]
	[[Category: Internets Phenomena]]		[[Category: Internets Phenomena]]

imported>Cal290: /* Boolean literals - true and false */ fixed spelling

2016-01-28T22:07:29Z

Boolean literals - true and false: fixed spelling

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	The two values are written with the reserved words true and false.		The two values are written with the reserved words true and false.
	~~codded~~ as:		coded as:

	<b style="color:#2E8B57;font-size:103%;">boolean</b> butthurt;		<b style="color:#2E8B57;font-size:103%;">boolean</b> butthurt;

imported>Kneidell: /* Comparison operators */

2015-10-08T15:36:05Z

Comparison operators

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	6 <= 24 is true.		6 <= 24 is true.

	OP == fag is ~~ture~~		OP == fag is true

	6 == 24 is false.		6 == 24 is false.

imported>ICAN: + Video

2015-09-16T17:40:41Z

+ Video

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	Since Java is the all-ruling and most powerful language in the universe, one might think that was is easy to learn. He would be right. Even [[Teachers\|half-assed morons]] can learn how to do it. Java isn't about creating something from scratch, its just an intricate [[Copypasta\|copy and paste]] program.		Since Java is the all-ruling and most powerful language in the universe, one might think that was is easy to learn. He would be right. Even [[Teachers\|half-assed morons]] can learn how to do it. Java isn't about creating something from scratch, its just an intricate [[Copypasta\|copy and paste]] program.

	== Developing a GUI in Java==		== Developing a GUI in Java==
	~~{{quote\|Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.\|A [[.Net]] programmer}}~~		<center><youtube>gR1PujzQ53Q</youtube></center>

	Java has two GUI packages, which are AWT and Swing.		Java has two GUI packages, which are AWT and Swing.
	Use Swing for...		Use Swing for...
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	== Why Use Java? ==		== Why Use Java? ==
			{{quote\|Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.\|A [[.Net]] programmer}}

	Java is [[bullshit\|platform independent]], like all its competitors [[Shit nobody cares about\|C#, PHP, ASP.NET, ASP, C, C++, Python, etc...]]		Java is [[bullshit\|platform independent]], like all its competitors [[Shit nobody cares about\|C#, PHP, ASP.NET, ASP, C, C++, Python, etc...]]
	The only logical use of Java is building browser games which use Java applets today and to get on [[Oracle Corporation\|Larry]]'s good side since they fucked MySQL. Period.		The only logical use of Java is building browser games which use Java applets today and to get on [[Oracle Corporation\|Larry]]'s good side since they fucked MySQL. Period.
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	}		}
	</pre>		</pre>


	Instead of using static methods they might even go further and create so called singleton classes which do the EXACT samething but instead they don't have the static declaration.		Instead of using static methods they might even go further and create so called singleton classes which do the EXACT samething but instead they don't have the static declaration.
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	The only case they let you to use static methods is the mathematical functions such as sin,cos,sqrt. The reason they let you do is, that they forgot to make the Math class singleton during the development of java. It is rumored that Math class would be a singleton either but some of the java developers said: "OK guys.. Object Oriented.. nice.. but.. what the f*ck are we doing here?? aren't we going too stupid?" Than they used static methods. Later those developers quited java and Math class became one of the few classes that used static methods.		The only case they let you to use static methods is the mathematical functions such as sin,cos,sqrt. The reason they let you do is, that they forgot to make the Math class singleton during the development of java. It is rumored that Math class would be a singleton either but some of the java developers said: "OK guys.. Object Oriented.. nice.. but.. what the f*ck are we doing here?? aren't we going too stupid?" Than they used static methods. Later those developers quited java and Math class became one of the few classes that used static methods.


	An example of a stupid "singleton" helloworld:		An example of a stupid "singleton" helloworld:
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	== The Reflection API ==		== The Reflection API ==
			<center><youtube>b-Cr0EWwaTk</youtube></center>
	<i>NOTE: This section is under construction. Come back later for more lulz.</i>		<i>NOTE: This section is under construction. Come back later for more lulz.</i>

imported>Oddguy at 11:17, 16 September 2015

2015-09-16T11:17:13Z

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	{{FactCat\|'''[[Lie\|JavaScript is not Java.]] If you were looking for [[Javascript]], you might want to look [[Javascript\|here]], [[you]] ignorant fuck.'''}}		{{FactCat\|'''[[Lie\|JavaScript is not Java.]] If you were looking for [[Javascript]], you might want to look [[Javascript\|here]], [[you]] ignorant fuck.'''}}

	~~[[Image:Java-Plate-1.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Well they won't get pulled over for speeding.]]~~
	~~[[Image:JavaHelloWorldRam.jpg\|thumb\|There is no excuse.]]~~
	~~[[Image:Jawa.jpg\|right\|thumb\|A Jawa.]]~~
	<center><youtube>Mk3qkQROb_k</youtube></center>		<center><youtube>Mk3qkQROb_k</youtube></center>

imported>ICAN: + Video

2015-09-16T06:56:41Z

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	{{FactCat\|'''[[Lie\|JavaScript is not Java.]] If you were looking for [[Javascript]], you might want to look [[Javascript\|here]], [[you]] ignorant fuck.'''}}		{{FactCat\|'''[[Lie\|JavaScript is not Java.]] If you were looking for [[Javascript]], you might want to look [[Javascript\|here]], [[you]] ignorant fuck.'''}}

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	[[Image:JavaHelloWorldRam.jpg\|thumb\|There is no excuse.]]		[[Image:JavaHelloWorldRam.jpg\|thumb\|There is no excuse.]]
	[[Image:Jawa.jpg\|right\|thumb\|A Jawa.]]		[[Image:Jawa.jpg\|right\|thumb\|A Jawa.]]
			<center><youtube>Mk3qkQROb_k</youtube></center>

	Java is an [[Slowpoke\|interpreted]] language which is [[Special\|unique]] in that it includes a pretend compiler so that [[Skript kiddie\|Java programmers]] can feel like they're using a [[C\|grownup programming language]]. It is [[Objectivism\|object oriented]] and has automatic [[garbage]] collection to make it as easy as possible to allocate memory.		Java is an [[Slowpoke\|interpreted]] language which is [[Special\|unique]] in that it includes a pretend compiler so that [[Skript kiddie\|Java programmers]] can feel like they're using a [[C\|grownup programming language]]. It is [[Objectivism\|object oriented]] and has automatic [[garbage]] collection to make it as easy as possible to allocate memory.

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	{{FactCat\|'''[[Lie\|JavaScript is not Java.]] If you were looking for [[Javascript]], you might want to look [[Javascript\|here]], [[you]] ignorant fuck.'''}}		{{FactCat\|'''[[Lie\|JavaScript is not Java.]] If you were looking for [[Javascript]], you might want to look [[Javascript\|here]], [[you]] ignorant fuck.'''}}

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	[[Image:JavaHelloWorldRam.jpg\|thumb\|There is no excuse.]]		[[Image:JavaHelloWorldRam.jpg\|thumb\|There is no excuse.]]
	[[Image:Jawa.jpg\|right\|thumb\|A Jawa.]]		[[Image:Jawa.jpg\|right\|thumb\|A Jawa.]]
			<center><youtube>Mk3qkQROb_k</youtube></center>

	Java is an [[Slowpoke\|interpreted]] language which is [[Special\|unique]] in that it includes a pretend compiler so that [[Skript kiddie\|Java programmers]] can feel like they're using a [[C\|grownup programming language]]. It is [[Objectivism\|object oriented]] and has automatic [[garbage]] collection to make it as easy as possible to allocate memory.		Java is an [[Slowpoke\|interpreted]] language which is [[Special\|unique]] in that it includes a pretend compiler so that [[Skript kiddie\|Java programmers]] can feel like they're using a [[C\|grownup programming language]]. It is [[Objectivism\|object oriented]] and has automatic [[garbage]] collection to make it as easy as possible to allocate memory.