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2018-09-30T16:59:43Z

Jason Aula Fandom

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	=== How to Win an Election in a COMMUNIST LIBERAL HIPPIE SCHOOL!!! by Jason Aula ===		=== How to Win an Election in a COMMUNIST LIBERAL HIPPIE SCHOOL!!! by Jason Aula ===

	# Snort cocaine off a gay hooker's penis at lingerie party; AIDS will get you the liberal sympathy vote.		# Snort cocaine off a gay hooker's penis at lingerie party and ride every dick raw upon sight; AIDS will get you the liberal sympathy vote.
	# Throw dodge balls at Mexicans; remember, the key to a good ~~political rally~~ is to scapegoat minorities!		# Throw dodge balls at Mexicans; remember, the key to a good campaign is to scapegoat minorities!
	# Use sock puppets to troll online forums; if you're obnoxious enough, people will vote for you just to shut you up!		# Use sock puppets to troll online forums; if you're obnoxious enough, people will vote for you just to shut you up!
	# Get drunk the night before election day; your expert team of pollsters all predict a landslide victory.		# Get black-out drunk the night before election day; your expert team of pollsters all predict a landslide victory.
	# [[????]]		# [[????]]
	# [[PWNED\|Profit]]!!!		# [[PWNED\|Profit]]!!!

imported>ElSegCunt: /* Lock up Your Daughters Sons, Jason Aula Is On Campus and Looking for Love!♥ */

2018-09-30T16:56:39Z

Lock up Your Daughters Sons, Jason Aula Is On Campus and Looking for Love!♥

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	== Lock up Your <s>Daughters</s> Sons, Jason Aula Is On Campus and Looking for Love!♥ ==		== Lock up Your <s>Daughters</s> Sons, Jason Aula Is On Campus and Looking for Love!♥ ==

	Apparently, this ED article has taken quite a toll on Jason. He's been observed on campus looking like a broken man, disheveled with ~~empty~~, sunken eyes like a [[Carson_Daly\|malnourished ~~crack~~ whore]]. Many students with the misfortune of sharing a class with him have reported on his quiet, ~~shrew~~-like demeanor and carefulness not to draw any attention to himself. Students and professors have also reported on the [[Jenkem\|foul stench of shit that radiates from Jason's corner of the room]].		Apparently, this ED article has taken quite a toll on Jason. He's been observed on campus looking like a broken man, disheveled with dead, sunken eyes like a [[Carson_Daly\|malnourished meth whore]]. Many students with the misfortune of sharing a class with him have reported on his quiet, gerbil-like demeanor and carefulness not to draw any attention to himself. Students and professors have also reported on the [[Jenkem\|foul stench of shit that radiates from Jason's corner of the room]].

	Recently, a lonely Jason Aula has been using his sockpuppet MySpace profiles to harass forum users he's [[Stalk\|seen]] on campus, asking them why they didn't say hi to him. Also, as of ~~lately~~, campus security has been on high alert following reports that a depraved man has chased and attempted to fondle several students walking to their cars at night on campus. Coincidence? I think not!		Recently, a lonely Jason Aula has been using his sockpuppet MySpace profiles to harass forum users he's [[Stalk\|seen]] on campus, asking them why they didn't say hi to him. Also, as of late, campus security has been on high alert following reports that a depraved man has chased and attempted to fondle several students walking to their cars at night on campus. Coincidence? I think not!

	== Pathetic Jason Aula writes his own Wikipedia page (deleted) ==		== Pathetic Jason Aula writes his own Wikipedia page (deleted) ==

imported>ElSegCunt: /* Jason Aula's Christian Crusade */

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Jason Aula's Christian Crusade

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	== [[Hypocrisy\|Jason Aula's Christian Crusade]] ==		== [[Hypocrisy\|Jason Aula's Christian Crusade]] ==

	One day, Jason discovered he'd been lied to all along. Trolling had not earned him the respect of his right wing extremist idols, it only made people think he was a douchebag and [[Lulz\|prank call his phone]]~~. Jason~~ turned to Christ. Later that day, in a moment of brilliance, Jason decided the best way to not be a troll would be to make people repent for their homosexuality, drug use, and blasphemy against all that is holy (see: gay lingerie parties) lest they suffer eternal hellfire.		One day, Jason discovered he'd been lied to all along. Trolling had not earned him the respect of his right wing extremist idols, it only made people think he was a douchebag and [[Lulz\|prank call his phone]]; and so, he turned to Christ{{jew}}. Later that day, in a moment of brilliance, Jason decided the best way to not be a troll would be to make people repent for their homosexuality, drug use, and blasphemy against all that is holy (see: gay lingerie parties) lest they suffer eternal hellfire.

	On [https://web.archive.org/web/20100713175504/http://www.daily49er.com/news/brother-jed-comes-to-campus-1.842668?firstComment=0 October 23] and [https://web.archive.org/web/20100713175507/http://www.daily49er.com/news/debate-on-8-erupts-1.851063 October 30, 2008], Jason brought [[Christian\|Christian evangelical]] blowhard Jed Smock to speak at CSULB campus. It was epic win, as "Brother" Jed not only trolled homosexuals and liberals by calling the [[~~Truth~~\|Democrats the party of gays]], he also trolled [[Almost_raped\|rape victims]] by preaching adjacent to a rape awareness event. In truth, the women were upset at being upstaged by Brother Jed's oratorical theatrics such as his clever shouts of "No, no, homo.", as all "rape victims" are really [[Asking_for_it\|lying attention whores]].		On [https://web.archive.org/web/20100713175504/http://www.daily49er.com/news/brother-jed-comes-to-campus-1.842668?firstComment=0 October 23] and [https://web.archive.org/web/20100713175507/http://www.daily49er.com/news/debate-on-8-erupts-1.851063 October 30, 2008], Jason brought [[Christian\|Christian evangelical]] blowhard Jed Smock to speak at CSULB campus. It was epic win, as "Brother" Jed not only trolled homosexuals and liberals by calling the [[Mark_Foley\|Democrats the party of gays]], he also trolled [[Almost_raped\|rape victims]] by preaching adjacent to a rape awareness event. In truth, the women were upset at being upstaged by Brother Jed's oratorical theatrics such as his clever shouts of "No, no, homo.", as all "rape victims" are really [[Asking_for_it\|lying attention whores]].

	"I think the response was good," Aula said. "It looks like some people will definitely open up the Bible and repent."		"I think the response was good," Aula said. "It looks like some people will definitely open up the Bible and repent."

imported>ElSegCunt: /* He's BAAAAAACK (not really) */

2018-09-30T16:48:14Z

He's BAAAAAACK (not really)

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	== He's BAAAAAACK (not really) ==		== He's BAAAAAACK (not really) ==

	None the wiser, Jason returned to the MySpace forums in the form of [http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=394941531 Shooster], a 23 year old (same age as Jason) gay ~~Navy~~ Sailor with the same profile picture as Jason's other [[Conservative\|conservatard]] sock puppet accounts. Shooster spat out the same rhetoric that Jason ever did, and loved to cite [[Bullshit\|award-winning literature]] from noted [[Lie\|philosophers]] such as [[Bill O'Reilly]] and [[Sean Hannity]]. Jason has listed his copies of their books for sale on eBay, price discounted for ~~sputum~~ stains.		None the wiser, Jason returned to the MySpace forums in the form of [http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=394941531 Shooster], a 23 year old (same age as Jason) gay Sailor with the same profile picture as Jason's other [[Conservative\|conservatard]] sock puppet accounts. Shooster spat out the same rhetoric that Jason ever did, and loved to cite [[Bullshit\|award-winning literature]] from noted [[Lie\|philosophers]] such as [[Bill O'Reilly]] and [[Sean Hannity]]. Jason has listed his copies of their books for sale on eBay, price discounted for santorum stains.

	Shooster was outed, as well as his other sock puppet accounts such as a bi-curious white supremacist, [http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=365463306 Jenna (LOL NAZI)], Heather, a stripper (real original, Jason) who leads the "CSU Long Beach Hedonism Club" (even more original), and [[Americunt\|brave serviceman and Marine]] "Moonpie" (Is that really his name? He must be a giant cunt) who always comes to Heather's defense and challenges others forum members to fights (sounds just like Jason).		Shooster was outed, as well as his other sock puppet accounts such as a [[not gay\|bi-curious]] white supremacist, [http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=365463306 Jenna (LOL NAZI)], Heather, a stripper (real original, Jason) who leads the "CSU Long Beach Hedonism Club" (even more original), and [[Americunt\|brave serviceman and Marine]] "Moonpie" (Is that really his name? He [[fact\|must be a giant cunt]]) who always comes to Heather's defense and challenges others forum members to fights (sounds just like Jason).

	{{Quote\|I talk about [[Trolls\|leaders]] of the [[Faggotry\|conservative cause]] like Jason Aula, Rush Limbaugh, Wally George, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, Ann Coulter, Jim Gilchrist, Duncan Hunter, etc.\|Shooster, [[Lie\|not Jason Aula but his butt-buddy Jeff Benson]]}}		{{Quote\|I talk about [[Trolls\|leaders]] of the [[Faggotry\|conservative cause]] like Jason Aula, Rush Limbaugh, Wally George, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, Ann Coulter, Jim Gilchrist, Duncan Hunter, etc.\|Shooster, [[Lie\|not Jason Aula but his butt-buddy Jeff Benson]]}}

imported>ElSegCunt: /* Jason's Humiliating Defeat */

2018-09-30T16:45:15Z

Jason's Humiliating Defeat

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	{{Rainbowpyramid\|LOL JASON LOST}}		{{Rainbowpyramid\|LOL JASON LOST}}
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	In his run for office, Jason Aula won the support of hundreds of Mexican-haters, pedophiles, and a creepy old guy who followed him around. Jason's team of expert pollers expected him to win, but, in a last minute upset, his opponent won by the saving grace of Chris Hansen. Mobilizing the interns at Dateline NBC to pose as hundreds of horny 9 year old girls, they lured Jason Aula's entire voter base away from the polls on election day, seizing hundreds of penis pumps and ~~jars~~ of lubricant in one fell swoop.		In his run for office, Jason Aula won the support of hundreds of Mexican-haters, pedophiles, and a creepy old guy who followed him around. Jason's team of expert pollers expected him to win, but, in a last minute upset, his opponent won by the saving grace of Chris Hansen. Mobilizing the interns at Dateline NBC to pose as hundreds of horny 9 year old girls, they lured Jason Aula's entire voter base away from the polls on election day, seizing hundreds of penis pumps, silicone fists, and tubs of lubricant in one fell swoop.

	When Jason found out he received zero votes, he cried for a week and filed a lawsuit in student government court against [[Winrar\|teh winrar]] VP Chavez. His case? Jason blamed his opponent [[Irony\|for being an internet troll]] and [[BAWWW\|"defamating his character."]] A brilliant maneuver! However, with the [[Honorary Ed Lolington]] presiding, he ended up losing his case, only to be called a mentally unstable internet troll [[Unwarranted_Self_Importance\|in the Daily 49er newspaper]] [[At_least_100\|for the 99th time]].		When Jason found out he received zero votes, he cried like the bitch he is for a week and filed a lawsuit in student government court against [[Winrar\|teh winrar]] VP Chavez. His case? Jason blamed his opponent [[Irony\|for being an internet troll]] and [[BAWWW\|"defamating his character."]] A brilliant maneuver! However, with the [[Honorary Ed Lolington]] presiding, he ended up losing his case, only to be called a mentally unstable internet troll [[Unwarranted_Self_Importance\|in the Daily 49er newspaper]] [[At_least_100\|for the 99th time]].

	== He's BAAAAAACK (not really) ==		== He's BAAAAAACK (not really) ==

imported>ElSegCunt: /* J-Cocksucker strikes back */

2018-09-30T16:40:44Z

J-Cocksucker strikes back

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	The forum hadn't even finished laughing at Jason before a new cunt calling himself "Kent" and holding the power to [[Rape\|destroy]] [[over 9000]] star systems with his [[Skript_kiddie\|auto-spamming superlaser]] entered the CSULB MySpace forums. Kent's profile had identical [[Fascism\|political views]] to Jason, contained stolen photos from some [[Azn\|Asian's photobucket]] account, and had a [[Butthurt\|grudge]] against everyone who criticized Jason. LOL COINCIDENCE? No, it was just Jason, up to his old faggotry. After garnering attention for threatening to shoot up the school directly after Virginia Tech, "Kent" gave it a break for a bit.		The forum hadn't even finished laughing at Jason before a new cunt calling himself "Kent" (pronounced "cunt") and holding the power to [[Rape\|destroy]] [[over 9000]] star systems with his [[Skript_kiddie\|auto-spamming superlaser]] entered the CSULB MySpace forums. Kent's profile had identical [[Fascism\|political views]] to Jason, contained stolen photos from some [[Azn\|Asian's photobucket]] account, and had a [[Butthurt\|grudge]] against everyone who criticized Jason. LOL COINCIDENCE? No, it was just Jason, up to his old sock puppet faggotry. After garnering attention for threatening to shoot up the school directly after Virginia Tech, "Kent" gave it a break for a bit.

	[[Image:Nicauraguanmale.jpg\|thumb\|"For the record, I am a [[Trap\|Nicaraguan male]]." kthxbai]]		[[Image:Nicauraguanmale.jpg\|thumb\|"For the record, I am a [[Trap\|Nicaraguan male]]." kthxbai]]
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	After discovering his ED page in April 2008, Jason [[Fail\|tried deleting it]] before devising a [[Retarded\|clever]] [[It21\|ploy]] to spam the CSULB Myspace forum with [[moar]] fake profiles, such as [http://www.myspace.com/47620613 "Janelle"] and [http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=10167011 "RoXXXY"].		After discovering his ED page in April 2008, Jason [[Fail\|tried deleting it]] before devising a [[Retarded\|clever]] [[It21\|ploy]] to spam the CSULB Myspace forum with [[moar]] fake profiles, such as [http://www.myspace.com/47620613 "Janelle"] and [http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=10167011 "RoXXXY"].

	Being a total fucking moron, Jason constantly flagged himself as the author behind the posts which all featured his signature idiotic rhetoric and threats to sue people. When "Janelle" admitted to really being a [[Transvestite\|"Nicaraguan male"]], [[lulz]] ensued, and "Janelle" went on a [[Butthurt\|rant]] about how [[Gay\|tolerant]] [[Leftards\|liberals]] should support his choice of being a cross-dresser! To prove he was [[not gay]], from then on Jason Aula used only pictures of male models in his fake profiles.		Being a total fucking moron, Jason constantly flagged himself as the author behind the posts which all featured his signature idiotic rhetoric and threats to sue people. When "Janelle" admitted to really being a [[Transvestite\|"Nicaraguan male"]], [[lulz]] ensued, and "Janelle" went on a [[Butthurt\|rant]] about how [[Gay\|tolerant]] [[Leftards\|liberals]] should support his choice of being a cross-dresser! To prove he was [[not gay]], from then on, Jason Aula used only pictures of male models in his fake profiles.

	=== Jason runs for student office at CSULB! ===		=== Jason runs for student office at CSULB! ===

imported>ElSegCunt: /* Birth of A Legend */

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Birth of A Legend

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	When Jason Aula transferred to CSULB in 2006 in search of new ~~glory hole buddies~~, he immediately started a student group for [[Virgin\|frustrated]], [[Gay\|misunderstood]] individuals like himself, the [[Americunts\|Conservative Student Union]]. This "[[Fail\|monumental achievement]] on teh communist campus!!!" quickly grew to its peak of nearly 10 pathetic members who meet weekly to circle jerk it to [[Reagan\|gay geriatric cowboy porn]] in the spirit of their conservative [[Larry_Craig\|heroes]].		When Jason Aula transferred to CSULB in 2006 in search of new tea room adventures, he immediately started a student group for [[Virgin\|frustrated]], [[Gay\|misunderstood]] individuals like himself, the [[Americunts\|Conservative Student Union]]. This "[[Fail\|monumental achievement]] on teh communist campus!!!" quickly grew to its peak of nearly 10 pathetic members who meet weekly to circle jerk it to [[Reagan\|gay geriatric cowboy porn]] in the spirit of their conservative [[Larry_Craig\|heroes]].

	Jason, still butthurt about La Raza, declared a [[Holocaust\|crusade]] to "rid every Southern California campus of [[~~Jews~~\|Mecha and La Raza]] on the basis that they should not be able [[Freedom_of_speech\|to preach anti-American slogans on a public university]]." But his [[FAIL\|greatest achievement]] was organizing a speech on campus by his mancrush, IRL troll Jim Gilchrist. He also organized a lulzy event where his ~~glory hole~~ buddies [[LOL_WUT\|threw dodgeballs at Mexicans]] in a 100% accurate reenactment of our border patrol's effective tactics.		Jason, still butthurt about La Raza, declared a [[Holocaust\|crusade]] to "rid every Southern California campus of [[Communism\|Mecha and La Raza]] on the basis that they should not be able [[Freedom_of_speech\|to preach anti-American slogans on a public university]]." But his [[FAIL\|greatest achievement]] was organizing a speech on campus by his mancrush, IRL troll Jim Gilchrist. He also organized a lulzy event where his Craigslist buddies [[LOL_WUT\|threw dodgeballs at Mexicans]] in a 100% accurate reenactment of our border patrol's effective tactics.

	Upset that his hardest attempts at trolling garnered little reaction from the campus, Jason slammed "[[College\|artsy faggot liberal scum]]" in the CSULB MySpace forum, [[Internet_tough_guy\|threatening]] to [[Rape\|punch]] his opponents in the legendary post [http://forum.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=messageboard.viewThread&groupID=0&page=0&EntryID=283541&CategoryID=0&get=1&adTopicId=0&type=schools&schoolID=304&viewType=0&schoolLevel=7&lastpagesent=3&Mytoken=25822094-14FA-4E3B-A068CDD81947B9A720400566 "I Hate Liberals"].		Upset that his hardest attempts at trolling garnered little reaction from the campus, Jason slammed "[[College\|artsy faggot liberal scum]]" in the CSULB MySpace forum, [[Internet_tough_guy\|threatening]] to [[Rape\|punch]] his opponents in the legendary post [http://forum.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=messageboard.viewThread&groupID=0&page=0&EntryID=283541&CategoryID=0&get=1&adTopicId=0&type=schools&schoolID=304&viewType=0&schoolLevel=7&lastpagesent=3&Mytoken=25822094-14FA-4E3B-A068CDD81947B9A720400566 "I Hate Liberals"].

imported>ElSegCunt: /* Jason Aula */

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Jason Aula

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	== Jason Aula ==		== Jason Aula ==

	Jason Aula aka J-Rizzle aka J-Cocksucker is an online [[troll]] and [[Chris Hansen\|sexual deviant]] best known for spamming the CSUN and CSULB MySpace forums with [[over 9000]] death threats, insults against Mexicans, and promises to sue everyone who dared to point out his [[faggotry]]. Jason's [[Incontinent_Student_Bodies\|BAWWWWWWWWtism]] started after the CSUN [[Mexican\|La Raza]] student group [[Banhammer\|expelled]] him for sexually harassing a hunky Latino member, Walter, at a [[Lemon_party\|party]]. Jason and his giggling butt buddies conspired to drop Walter while he was attempting a keg stand (see video below) and then proceeded to insert cucumbers into their unconscious victim's anus before taking turns pumping his rectum full of "ranch dressing."		Jason Aula aka J-Rizzle aka J-Cocksucker is an online [[troll]] and [[Chris Hansen\|sexual deviant]] best known for spamming the CSUN and CSULB MySpace forums with [[over 9000]] death threats, insults against Mexicans, and promises to sue everyone who dared to point out his [[faggotry]]. Jason's [[Incontinent_Student_Bodies\|BAWWWWWWWWtism]] started after the CSUN [[Mexican\|La Raza]] student group [[Banhammer\|expelled]] him for sexually harassing a hunky Latino callipygian member, Walter, at a [[Lemon_party\|party]]. Jason and his giggling butt buddies conspired to drop Walter while he was attempting a keg stand (see video below) and then proceeded to insert cucumbers into their unconscious victim's anus before taking turns pumping his rectum full of "ranch dressing."

	Jason is also a party promoter who has boasted that he [[Whore\|works]] with "some of the biggest [[Jenkem\|drug dealers]] in the valley ... If anyone needs a ride hit a nigga up 818 602 6815!!!"''' '''		Jason is also a party promoter who has boasted that he [[Whore\|works]] with "some of the biggest [[Jenkem\|drug dealers]] in the valley ... If anyone needs a ride hit a nigga up 818 602 6815!!!"''' '''

	''[[PROTIP]]:'' Jason will blow you if you give him gas money, but rimjobs are free! Just ask his <s>ex-boyfriend</s> alter ego [http://www.myspace.com/house_slave House Slave], a sadomasochist queer known for posting the times of glory hole meetings in the library bathrooms at CSUN. Jason was a frequent, and enthusiastic, glory hole ~~participant~~ until House Slave banned him over concerns that Jason's AIDS and genital warts might be contagious.		''[[PROTIP]]:'' Jason will blow you if you give him gas money, but rimjobs are free! Just ask his <s>ex-boyfriend</s> alter ego [http://www.myspace.com/house_slave House Slave], a sadomasochist queer known for posting the times of glory hole meetings in the library bathrooms at CSUN. Jason was a frequent, and enthusiastic, glory hole jizz-junkie until House Slave banned him over concerns that Jason's AIDS and genital warts might be contagious.

	== Jason's Story ==		== Jason's Story ==

imported>LIOD: /* Jason's Humiliating Defeat */

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Jason's Humiliating Defeat

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	{{Rainbowpyramid\|LOL JASON LOST}}		{{Rainbowpyramid\|LOL JASON LOST}}
			<br><br>
	In his run for office, Jason Aula won the support of hundreds of Mexican-haters, pedophiles, and a creepy old guy who followed him around. Jason's team of expert pollers expected him to win, but, in a last minute upset, his opponent won by the saving grace of Chris Hansen. Mobilizing the interns at Dateline NBC to pose as hundreds of horny 9 year old girls, they lured Jason Aula's entire voter base away from the polls on election day, seizing hundreds of penis pumps and jars of lubricant in one fell swoop.		In his run for office, Jason Aula won the support of hundreds of Mexican-haters, pedophiles, and a creepy old guy who followed him around. Jason's team of expert pollers expected him to win, but, in a last minute upset, his opponent won by the saving grace of Chris Hansen. Mobilizing the interns at Dateline NBC to pose as hundreds of horny 9 year old girls, they lured Jason Aula's entire voter base away from the polls on election day, seizing hundreds of penis pumps and jars of lubricant in one fell swoop.

imported>LIOD: /* Jason Aula's Christian Crusade */

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Jason Aula's Christian Crusade

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	One day, Jason discovered he'd been lied to all along. Trolling had not earned him the respect of his right wing extremist idols, it only made people think he was a douchebag and [[Lulz\|prank call his phone]]. Jason turned to Christ. Later that day, in a moment of brilliance, Jason decided the best way to not be a troll would be to make people repent for their homosexuality, drug use, and blasphemy against all that is holy (see: gay lingerie parties) lest they suffer eternal hellfire.		One day, Jason discovered he'd been lied to all along. Trolling had not earned him the respect of his right wing extremist idols, it only made people think he was a douchebag and [[Lulz\|prank call his phone]]. Jason turned to Christ. Later that day, in a moment of brilliance, Jason decided the best way to not be a troll would be to make people repent for their homosexuality, drug use, and blasphemy against all that is holy (see: gay lingerie parties) lest they suffer eternal hellfire.

	On [~~http~~://~~www~~.~~daily49er~~.~~com~~/cm/~~2.285~~/~~2.285~~/2.~~285/2~~.~~285~~/news/~~brother_jed_comes_to_campus~~?firstComment=0~~#forum~~ October 23] and [http://www.daily49er.com/news/~~debate_on_8_erupts~~ October 30, 2008], Jason brought [[Christian\|Christian evangelical]] blowhard Jed Smock to speak at CSULB campus. It was epic win, as "Brother" Jed not only trolled homosexuals and liberals by calling the [[Truth\|Democrats the party of gays]], he also trolled [[Almost_raped\|rape victims]] by preaching adjacent to a rape awareness event. In truth, the women were upset at being upstaged by Brother Jed's oratorical theatrics such as his clever shouts of "No, no, homo.", as all "rape victims" are really [[Asking_for_it\|lying attention whores]].		On [https://web.archive.org/web/20100713175504/http://www.daily49er.com/news/brother-jed-comes-to-campus-1.842668?firstComment=0 October 23] and [https://web.archive.org/web/20100713175507/http://www.daily49er.com/news/debate-on-8-erupts-1.851063 October 30, 2008], Jason brought [[Christian\|Christian evangelical]] blowhard Jed Smock to speak at CSULB campus. It was epic win, as "Brother" Jed not only trolled homosexuals and liberals by calling the [[Truth\|Democrats the party of gays]], he also trolled [[Almost_raped\|rape victims]] by preaching adjacent to a rape awareness event. In truth, the women were upset at being upstaged by Brother Jed's oratorical theatrics such as his clever shouts of "No, no, homo.", as all "rape victims" are really [[Asking_for_it\|lying attention whores]].

	"I think the response was good," Aula said. "It looks like some people will definitely open up the Bible and repent."		"I think the response was good," Aula said. "It looks like some people will definitely open up the Bible and repent."