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imported>ElSegCunt: /* Jaranda's return, Arbitration and OTRS attempt */

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Jaranda's return, Arbitration and OTRS attempt

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	==Jaranda's return, Arbitration and OTRS attempt==		==Jaranda's return, Arbitration and OTRS attempt==
	In November 2008, Jaranda started editing heavily again. He couldn't ~~bare~~ editing from an IP anymore as he can't boss people around as admin, or delete stuff. He also probably rejoined at this time to try and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Arbitration_Committee_Elections_December_2008/Candidate_statements/Secret join the arb committee], as it only happens once a year. He also [http://meta.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=OTRS/volunteering&diff=prev&oldid=1286549 tried to be an OTRS] volunteer. Because everyone knows he's only still just here just for the power, when was the last time he actually wrote a decent article? Lets find out...		In November 2008, Jaranda started editing heavily again. He couldn't bear editing from an IP anymore as he can't boss people around as admin, or delete stuff. He also probably rejoined at this time to try and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Arbitration_Committee_Elections_December_2008/Candidate_statements/Secret join the arb committee], as it only happens once a year. He also [http://meta.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=OTRS/volunteering&diff=prev&oldid=1286549 tried to be an OTRS] volunteer. Because everyone knows he's only still just here just for the power, when was the last time he actually wrote a decent article? Lets find out...

	{{quote\|I went on wikibreak for a while because of harassment from ED}}		{{quote\|I went on wikibreak for a while because of harassment from ED}}
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	::#In the over the three years I've been here, I've made three featured articles [[wikipedia:History of Miami, Florida\|History of Miami, Florida]] [[Wikipedia:Selena\|Selena]] and [[wikipedia:Bob Meusel\|Bob Meusel]] one of my good articles [[wikipedia:Ryan Leaf\|Ryan Leaf]]. I wrote all of these in 2006/2007, since then I haven't written anything useful, just delete stuff. Also another thing I'm proud of is helping reform AFD from being a broken vote count back in 2005 to 2006 to the current consensus process it is today, but this has nothing to do with writing articles, but as I'm a proud deletionist I see it is a contribution. [[Wikipedia:User:Secret\|Secret]] <sup>[[Wikipedia:User talk:Secret\|account]]</sup> 20:18, 18 November 2008 (UTC)		::#In the over the three years I've been here, I've made three featured articles [[wikipedia:History of Miami, Florida\|History of Miami, Florida]] [[Wikipedia:Selena\|Selena]] and [[wikipedia:Bob Meusel\|Bob Meusel]] one of my good articles [[wikipedia:Ryan Leaf\|Ryan Leaf]]. I wrote all of these in 2006/2007, since then I haven't written anything useful, just delete stuff. Also another thing I'm proud of is helping reform AFD from being a broken vote count back in 2005 to 2006 to the current consensus process it is today, but this has nothing to do with writing articles, but as I'm a proud deletionist I see it is a contribution. [[Wikipedia:User:Secret\|Secret]] <sup>[[Wikipedia:User talk:Secret\|account]]</sup> 20:18, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

	Most users ~~actually~~ think he's only doing it for the [[lulz]], because deleting stuff is boring on its own. Pissing around, wasting more time, users time and being an [[attention whore]] is much more fun. Soon after reading the above, he [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Arbitration_Committee_Elections_December_2008/Candidate_statements&diff=prev&oldid=254031625 withdrew] after realising he is only making a complete idiot of himself. ED knows other users better than they know themselves.		Most users think he's only doing it for the [[lulz]], because deleting stuff is boring on its own. Pissing around, wasting more time, users time and being an [[attention whore]] is much more fun. Soon after reading the above, he [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Arbitration_Committee_Elections_December_2008/Candidate_statements&diff=prev&oldid=254031625 withdrew] after realising he is only making a complete idiot of himself. [[voodoo\|ED knows other users better than they know themselves]].

	==How will it end?==		==How will it end?==

imported>JuniusThaddeus: Updating link.

2016-12-15T15:30:52Z

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	*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User%3AFEAR_MY_DESTRUCTOBOTS!!! Jaranda (Talk \| contribs) blocked Wikipedia is ☮! (Talk \| contribs) with an expiry time of indefinite ‎ (OMG GO AWAY, '''fuck''')]		*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User%3AFEAR_MY_DESTRUCTOBOTS!!! Jaranda (Talk \| contribs) blocked Wikipedia is ☮! (Talk \| contribs) with an expiry time of indefinite ‎ (OMG GO AWAY, '''fuck''')]
	*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User%3AJaranda_-_Complete_Wanker Jaranda (Talk \| contribs) blocked Jaranda - Complete Wanker (Talk \| contribs) with an expiry time of indefinite ‎ ('''Fuck''')]		*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User%3AJaranda_-_Complete_Wanker Jaranda (Talk \| contribs) blocked Jaranda - Complete Wanker (Talk \| contribs) with an expiry time of indefinite ‎ ('''Fuck''')]
	*[~~http~~://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special~~:Log&type=&user=~~&page=User%~~3AJaranda&pattern=&limit=100&offset=0~~ Jaranda blocked "Jaranda" (account creation blocked) with an expiry time of indefinite ‎'(left the project, if Jimbo doesn't want me here, '''fuck this''')]		*[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3ARenamedUser_jaskldjslak904 Jaranda blocked "Jaranda" (account creation blocked) with an expiry time of indefinite ‎'(left the project, if Jimbo doesn't want me here, '''fuck this''')]
	*[http://wikipediareview.com/lofiversion/index.php?t1880.html 2006-05-29 11:45 < Aranda56> Brandt is a '''cuntfuck''']		*[http://wikipediareview.com/lofiversion/index.php?t1880.html 2006-05-29 11:45 < Aranda56> Brandt is a '''cuntfuck''']
	*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=&user=&page=User%3ASecret Secret (Talk \| contribs) deleted "User:Secret" ‎ (temp delete '''fucking ED assholes''' has some of my '''fucking''' info ], his response to reading his epic but truthful article		*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=&user=&page=User%3ASecret Secret (Talk \| contribs) deleted "User:Secret" ‎ (temp delete '''fucking ED assholes''' has some of my '''fucking''' info ], his response to reading his epic but truthful article

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	[[Image:Angry face.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Jaranda's editing face]]		[[Image:Angry face.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Jaranda's editing face]]
	If he put the same amount of effort spelling his insults correctly into spelling other things he might get somewhere.		If he put the same amount of effort spelling his insults correctly into spelling other things he might get somewhere.
	*[~~http~~://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block~~&user=Jaranda~~&page=User%3ADJDWIZ Jaranda (Talk \| contribs) blocked "DJDWIZ (Talk \| contribs)" with an expiry time of indefinite ‎ ('''fucker''')]		*[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&page=User%3ADJDWIZ Jaranda (Talk \| contribs) blocked "DJDWIZ (Talk \| contribs)" with an expiry time of indefinite ‎ ('''fucker''')]
	*[~~http~~://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=~~User_talk~~%~~3AJaranda~~&~~diff~~=~~81896258~~&~~oldid~~=~~81895262 User~~ talk~~:Jaranda‎ (Protected~~ User talk:Jaranda: preventing from '''fucking assholes''' [edit=sysop:move=sysop]		*[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=protect&page=User_talk%3AJaranda Jaranda (talk \| contribs) protected User talk:Jaranda (preventing from '''fucking assholes''' [edit=sysop:move=sysop])]
	*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User%3AJaranda_sucks_big_black_cocks Jaranda (Talk \| contribs) blocked Jaranda sucks big black cocks (Talk \| contribs) with an expiry time of indefinite ‎ ('''fuck you''')]		*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User%3AJaranda_sucks_big_black_cocks Jaranda (Talk \| contribs) blocked Jaranda sucks big black cocks (Talk \| contribs) with an expiry time of indefinite ‎ ('''fuck you''')]
	*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User%3AKKK_Rules_Wikipedia! Jaranda (Talk \| contribs) blocked KKK Rules Wikipedia! (Talk \| contribs) with an expiry time of indefinite ‎ ('''Get a fucking life''')]		*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User%3AKKK_Rules_Wikipedia! Jaranda (Talk \| contribs) blocked KKK Rules Wikipedia! (Talk \| contribs) with an expiry time of indefinite ‎ ('''Get a fucking life''')]

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	Jaranda had once again left the project, this time because he got [[Butthurt\|butt-hurt]] by [[Jimbo Wales\|Jimbo]]. [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Mzoli%27s_Meats&diff=next&oldid=159014832 ] He took a [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia%3AArticles_for_deletion%2FMzoli%27s_Meats&diff=159010638&oldid=159005213 comment left by Jimbo] a little too personally, a typical sign of emo-ness. Jimbo told him to "''excuse themselves from the project and find a new hobby''".[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Jaranda&diff=prev&oldid=159016804] so he made an essay called 'My leaving essay', then blocked himself.		Jaranda had once again left the project, this time because he got [[Butthurt\|butt-hurt]] by [[Jimbo Wales\|Jimbo]]. [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Mzoli%27s_Meats&diff=next&oldid=159014832 ] He took a [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia%3AArticles_for_deletion%2FMzoli%27s_Meats&diff=159010638&oldid=159005213 comment left by Jimbo] a little too personally, a typical sign of emo-ness. Jimbo told him to "''excuse themselves from the project and find a new hobby''".[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Jaranda&diff=prev&oldid=159016804] so he made an essay called 'My leaving essay', then blocked himself.

	*[~~http~~://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special~~:Log&type=&user=~~&page=User%~~3AJaranda&pattern=&limit=100&offset=0~~ Jaranda blocked "Jaranda" (account creation blocked) with an expiry time of indefinite ‎ '''(left the project, if Jimbo doesn't want me here, fuck this''')]		*[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3ARenamedUser_jaskldjslak904 Jaranda blocked "Jaranda" (account creation blocked) with an expiry time of indefinite ‎ '''(left the project, if Jimbo doesn't want me here, fuck this''')]

	As he has nothing better to do in his pitiful little life, he had no choice but to return to Wikipedia and continue being Jimbo's <s>bitch</s> pet ([http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Jimbo_Wales&diff=prev&oldid=165541646 proof]). This dumb fuck lost the password to his original account, yet he [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Secret&oldid=170584676 says Wikipedia is a failure]. After changing his username a few times due to [[death]] threats, he ended up stealing an account called [[Wikipedia:User:Secret\|Secret]].		As he has nothing better to do in his pitiful little life, he had no choice but to return to Wikipedia and continue being Jimbo's <s>bitch</s> pet ([http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Jimbo_Wales&diff=prev&oldid=165541646 proof]). This dumb fuck lost the password to his original account, yet he [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Secret&oldid=170584676 says Wikipedia is a failure]. After changing his username a few times due to [[death]] threats, he ended up stealing an account called [[Wikipedia:User:Secret\|Secret]].

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2015-11-18T23:00:04Z

overtag

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	{{warning\|looking at this user in the wrong way will cause them to commit ''another'' [[Wikicide]][http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive313#For_what_its_worth.2C_this_was_a_bad_move]}}		{{warning\|looking at this user in the wrong way will cause them to commit ''another'' [[Wikicide]][http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive313#For_what_its_worth.2C_this_was_a_bad_move]}}
	{{info\|1=Jaranda has been desysopped again, this time [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia%3AArbitration_Committee%2FNoticeboard&action=historysubmit&diff=639506319&oldid=639413687#Desysopping_of_User:Secret by ArbCom]}}
	{{info\|1=lol [http://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=38&t=6915#p162806 emoquit]}}		{{info\|1=lol [http://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=38&t=6915#p162806 emoquit]}}
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	*[http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Jaranda~metawiki His wikimedia page]		*[http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Jaranda~metawiki His wikimedia page]
	*[http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/User:Aranda56~enwikinews His wikinews page]		*[http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/User:Aranda56~enwikinews His wikinews page]
			*Jaranda has been desysopped again, this time [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia%3AArbitration_Committee%2FNoticeboard&action=historysubmit&diff=639506319&oldid=639413687#Desysopping_of_User:Secret by ArbCom]

	;Other Wikis		;Other Wikis

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2015-11-18T22:57:14Z

remove, meta

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	~~'''Jaranda''' "~~'''[http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Stewards/elections_2007/statements/Jaranda ~~Jorge Aranda~~]'''" (~~Current~~ wiki-username '''[[Wikipedia:User:Secret\|Secret]]'''; not to be confused with "The Secret", a cheesy [[hippie\|New Age]] philosophy that is even more convoluted and mindless than [[Time Cube]]) is a typical [[emo]] [[Wikipedophile]] admin, he is mostly known for holding the record of the most failed RFA's (Request For Adminship) and the user who has claimed to be "leaving" the most times, and being unable to spell jackshit. He is a [[deletionist]] and a power hungry psychofuck. Although he lives in Miami, [[Florida]], he never sees the sun as he is too busy either abusing his admin powers, or resigning them in a fit of [[rage]]. After enduring a little bit of vandalism, he went uber-emo and blocked his own account, and then he attempted suicide [[IRL]]. Feeling sorry for him, his fellow [[Internets]] "[[friend]]s" convinced him to [[cum]] back to the [[Wikipedia]] [[circle jerk]]. The only reason he is still on the site is because he's an admin.~~<!--<small>Jorge Aranda b. August or September 9, 1988, in Miami Beach, Florida</small>-->~~ He also failed to get a job [[IRL]] because his job interviewer determined that he was too immature due to the [[Fact\|evidence]] [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Secret&diff=304601082&oldid=300631687 provided by this ED article.]		'''[http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Stewards/elections_2007/statements/Jaranda Jaranda]''' (former wiki-username '''[[Wikipedia:User:Secret\|Secret]]'''; not to be confused with "The Secret", a cheesy [[hippie\|New Age]] philosophy that is even more convoluted and mindless than [[Time Cube]]) is a typical [[emo]] [[Wikipedophile]] admin, he is mostly known for holding the record of the most failed RFA's (Request For Adminship) and the user who has claimed to be "leaving" the most times, and being unable to spell jackshit. He is a [[deletionist]] and a power hungry psychofuck. Although he lives in Miami, [[Florida]], he never sees the sun as he is too busy either abusing his admin powers, or resigning them in a fit of [[rage]]. After enduring a little bit of vandalism, he went uber-emo and blocked his own account, and then he attempted suicide [[IRL]]. Feeling sorry for him, his fellow [[Internets]] "[[friend]]s" convinced him to [[cum]] back to the [[Wikipedia]] [[circle jerk]]. The only reason he is still on the site is because he's an admin. He also failed to get a job [[IRL]] because his job interviewer determined that he was too immature due to the [[Fact\|evidence]] [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Secret&diff=304601082&oldid=300631687 provided by this ED article.]

	Recently, Jaranda was [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Secret&diff=335398908&oldid=334958497 involuntarily committed to a nuthouse] because it turns out he's a [[Schizophrenia\|schizo]].		Recently, Jaranda was [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Secret&diff=335398908&oldid=334958497 involuntarily committed to a nuthouse] because it turns out he's a [[Schizophrenia\|schizo]].

imported>Hipcrime at 22:52, 18 November 2015

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	{{info\|1=Jaranda has been desysopped again, this time [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia%3AArbitration_Committee%2FNoticeboard&action=historysubmit&diff=639506319&oldid=639413687#Desysopping_of_User:Secret by ArbCom]}}		{{info\|1=Jaranda has been desysopped again, this time [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia%3AArbitration_Committee%2FNoticeboard&action=historysubmit&diff=639506319&oldid=639413687#Desysopping_of_User:Secret by ArbCom]}}
			{{info\|1=lol [http://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=38&t=6915#p162806 emoquit]}}
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	8. <span class="plainlinks userlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Ibluffsocall Ibluffsocall] ([http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Ibluffsocall talk] · [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Ibluffsocall contribs] · [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&user=Ibluffsocall logs] · [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Prefixindex&namespace=2&from=Ibluffsocall/ userspace]/[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3APrefixindex&from=Ibluffsocall%2F&namespace=3 talkspace])</span> his failed attempt at a new account		8. <span class="plainlinks userlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Ibluffsocall Ibluffsocall] ([http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Ibluffsocall talk] · [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Ibluffsocall contribs] · [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&user=Ibluffsocall logs] · [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Prefixindex&namespace=2&from=Ibluffsocall/ userspace]/[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3APrefixindex&from=Ibluffsocall%2F&namespace=3 talkspace])</span> his failed attempt at a new account

			9. [[wikipedia:User:Pokerkiller\|Pokerkiller]] • ([[wikipedia:User talk:Pokerkiller\|talk]]) • [[wikipedia:Special:Contributions/Pokerkiller\|contributions]]
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	*[http://profiles.yahoo.com/aranda56 Jaranda at yahoo message boards][http://messages.fantasysports.yahoo.com/search?.mbintl=fs&q=GJJ0uGGRGJQbs_9y2A--&action=Search&r=Huiz75WdCYfD_KCA2Dc-&within=author&within=tm]		*[http://profiles.yahoo.com/aranda56 Jaranda at yahoo message boards][http://messages.fantasysports.yahoo.com/search?.mbintl=fs&q=GJJ0uGGRGJQbs_9y2A--&action=Search&r=Huiz75WdCYfD_KCA2Dc-&within=author&within=tm]

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RFA Timeline: fix

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	:13 [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Bureaucrats%27_noticeboard&diff=prev&oldid=581276573 November 2013], got reinstated		:13 [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Bureaucrats%27_noticeboard&diff=prev&oldid=581276573 November 2013], got reinstated
	:14 [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Secret&diff=prev&oldid=639709560 December 2014], had this to say of his desysop: "i just threated legal action against arbcom, expect a ban, i wasn't aware of the desysopping or given my chance to reply, everything they claimed it was a lie, i was only protecting myself"		:14 [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Secret&diff=prev&oldid=639709560 December 2014], had this to say of his desysop: "i just threated legal action against arbcom, expect a ban, i wasn't aware of the desysopping or given my chance to reply, everything they claimed it was a lie, i was only protecting myself"
	:15 August 2015, Jaranda returns to Wikipedia as [[wikipedia:User:Pokerkiller\|Pokerkiller]]. By October 2015, he is blocked again: "20:26, 8 October 2015 LFaraone (talk \| contribs) blocked Pokerkiller (talk \| contribs) with an expiry time of indefinite (account creation blocked, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) ({{arbcomblock}} - direct all inquiry about this block to the arbitration committee; do not unblock or modify the block without the committee's permission)"		:15 August 2015, Jaranda returns to Wikipedia as [[wikipedia:User:Pokerkiller\|Pokerkiller]]. By October 2015, he is blocked again: "<nowiki>20:26, 8 October 2015 LFaraone (talk \| contribs) blocked Pokerkiller (talk \| contribs) with an expiry time of indefinite (account creation blocked, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) ({{arbcomblock}} - direct all inquiry about this block to the arbitration committee; do not unblock or modify the block without the committee's permission)</nowiki>"

	After every RFA he fails he said he's leaving, stops editing for a few days then comes back. He then adds his professional views to users RFA's like:		After every RFA he fails he said he's leaving, stops editing for a few days then comes back. He then adds his professional views to users RFA's like:

imported>Hipcrime: /* RFA Timeline */ fix, update

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RFA Timeline: fix, update

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	:11 [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Secret_3 February 2013], succeeded		:11 [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Secret_3 February 2013], succeeded
	:12 [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Bureaucrats%27_noticeboard/Archive_29 October 2013], desysopped himself		:12 [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Bureaucrats%27_noticeboard/Archive_29 October 2013], desysopped himself
	:13 [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Bureaucrats%27_noticeboard&diff=prev&oldid=581276573, November 2013], got reinstated		:13 [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Bureaucrats%27_noticeboard&diff=prev&oldid=581276573 November 2013], got reinstated
			:14 [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Secret&diff=prev&oldid=639709560 December 2014], had this to say of his desysop: "i just threated legal action against arbcom, expect a ban, i wasn't aware of the desysopping or given my chance to reply, everything they claimed it was a lie, i was only protecting myself"
			:15 August 2015, Jaranda returns to Wikipedia as [[wikipedia:User:Pokerkiller\|Pokerkiller]]. By October 2015, he is blocked again: "20:26, 8 October 2015 LFaraone (talk \| contribs) blocked Pokerkiller (talk \| contribs) with an expiry time of indefinite (account creation blocked, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) ({{arbcomblock}} - direct all inquiry about this block to the arbitration committee; do not unblock or modify the block without the committee's permission)"

	After every RFA he fails he said he's leaving, stops editing for a few days then comes back. He then adds his professional views to users RFA's like:		After every RFA he fails he said he's leaving, stops editing for a few days then comes back. He then adds his professional views to users RFA's like:

imported>JuniusThaddeus: typo.

2015-08-06T12:58:23Z

typo.

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	**[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Secret&action=edit&oldid=184988294 Click Here then click 'Save Page' to spawn instant-lulz]		**[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Secret&action=edit&oldid=184988294 Click Here then click 'Save Page' to spawn instant-lulz]
	*[http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/User::Jaranda~commonswiki His wikicommons user page]		*[http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Jaranda~commonswiki His wikicommons user page]
	**[http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Aranda56~commonswiki/Image_Gallery Crappy images he has uploaded]		**[http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Aranda56~commonswiki/Image_Gallery Crappy images he has uploaded]
	*[http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Aranda56 His simple wikipedia page]		*[http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Aranda56 His simple wikipedia page]

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	If he put the same amount of effort spelling his insults correctly into spelling other things he might get somewhere.		If he put the same amount of effort spelling his insults correctly into spelling other things he might get somewhere.
	*[~~http~~://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block~~&user=Jaranda~~&page=User%3ADJDWIZ Jaranda (Talk \| contribs) blocked "DJDWIZ (Talk \| contribs)" with an expiry time of indefinite ‎ ('''fucker''')]		*[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&page=User%3ADJDWIZ Jaranda (Talk \| contribs) blocked "DJDWIZ (Talk \| contribs)" with an expiry time of indefinite ‎ ('''fucker''')]
	*[~~http~~://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=~~User_talk~~%~~3AJaranda~~&~~diff~~=~~81896258~~&~~oldid~~=~~81895262 User~~ talk~~:Jaranda‎ (Protected~~ User talk:Jaranda: preventing from '''fucking assholes''' [edit=sysop:move=sysop]		*[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=protect&page=User_talk%3AJaranda Jaranda (talk \| contribs) protected User talk:Jaranda (preventing from '''fucking assholes''' [edit=sysop:move=sysop])]
	*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User%3AJaranda_sucks_big_black_cocks Jaranda (Talk \| contribs) blocked Jaranda sucks big black cocks (Talk \| contribs) with an expiry time of indefinite ‎ ('''fuck you''')]		*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User%3AJaranda_sucks_big_black_cocks Jaranda (Talk \| contribs) blocked Jaranda sucks big black cocks (Talk \| contribs) with an expiry time of indefinite ‎ ('''fuck you''')]
	*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User%3AKKK_Rules_Wikipedia! Jaranda (Talk \| contribs) blocked KKK Rules Wikipedia! (Talk \| contribs) with an expiry time of indefinite ‎ ('''Get a fucking life''')]		*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User%3AKKK_Rules_Wikipedia! Jaranda (Talk \| contribs) blocked KKK Rules Wikipedia! (Talk \| contribs) with an expiry time of indefinite ‎ ('''Get a fucking life''')]

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	~~'''Jaranda''' "~~'''[http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Stewards/elections_2007/statements/Jaranda ~~Jorge Aranda~~]'''" (~~Current~~ wiki-username '''[[Wikipedia:User:Secret\|Secret]]'''; not to be confused with "The Secret", a cheesy [[hippie\|New Age]] philosophy that is even more convoluted and mindless than [[Time Cube]]) is a typical [[emo]] [[Wikipedophile]] admin, he is mostly known for holding the record of the most failed RFA's (Request For Adminship) and the user who has claimed to be "leaving" the most times, and being unable to spell jackshit. He is a [[deletionist]] and a power hungry psychofuck. Although he lives in Miami, [[Florida]], he never sees the sun as he is too busy either abusing his admin powers, or resigning them in a fit of [[rage]]. After enduring a little bit of vandalism, he went uber-emo and blocked his own account, and then he attempted suicide [[IRL]]. Feeling sorry for him, his fellow [[Internets]] "[[friend]]s" convinced him to [[cum]] back to the [[Wikipedia]] [[circle jerk]]. The only reason he is still on the site is because he's an admin.~~<!--<small>Jorge Aranda b. August or September 9, 1988, in Miami Beach, Florida</small>-->~~ He also failed to get a job [[IRL]] because his job interviewer determined that he was too immature due to the [[Fact\|evidence]] [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Secret&diff=304601082&oldid=300631687 provided by this ED article.]		'''[http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Stewards/elections_2007/statements/Jaranda Jaranda]''' (former wiki-username '''[[Wikipedia:User:Secret\|Secret]]'''; not to be confused with "The Secret", a cheesy [[hippie\|New Age]] philosophy that is even more convoluted and mindless than [[Time Cube]]) is a typical [[emo]] [[Wikipedophile]] admin, he is mostly known for holding the record of the most failed RFA's (Request For Adminship) and the user who has claimed to be "leaving" the most times, and being unable to spell jackshit. He is a [[deletionist]] and a power hungry psychofuck. Although he lives in Miami, [[Florida]], he never sees the sun as he is too busy either abusing his admin powers, or resigning them in a fit of [[rage]]. After enduring a little bit of vandalism, he went uber-emo and blocked his own account, and then he attempted suicide [[IRL]]. Feeling sorry for him, his fellow [[Internets]] "[[friend]]s" convinced him to [[cum]] back to the [[Wikipedia]] [[circle jerk]]. The only reason he is still on the site is because he's an admin. He also failed to get a job [[IRL]] because his job interviewer determined that he was too immature due to the [[Fact\|evidence]] [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Secret&diff=304601082&oldid=300631687 provided by this ED article.]

	Recently, Jaranda was [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Secret&diff=335398908&oldid=334958497 involuntarily committed to a nuthouse] because it turns out he's a [[Schizophrenia\|schizo]].		Recently, Jaranda was [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Secret&diff=335398908&oldid=334958497 involuntarily committed to a nuthouse] because it turns out he's a [[Schizophrenia\|schizo]].