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imported>Glitchedblood: /* The Damage */ k-on is long dead.

2021-08-14T01:19:04Z

The Damage: k-on is long dead.

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	[[Image:Bikecat_survives_the_tsunami.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|Thankfully, [[BIKECAT]] has managed to survive the onslaught.]]<br/>		[[Image:Bikecat_survives_the_tsunami.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|Thankfully, [[BIKECAT]] has managed to survive the onslaught.]]<br/>

	*The [[anime]] and manga industries will experience severe setbacks~~, with fears of the next installment of K-ON! being cancelled~~		*The [[anime]] and manga industries will experience severe setbacks.
	*[[Video game]] release dates are expected to be delayed by months		*[[Video game]] release dates are expected to be delayed by months
	*The [[hentai]] industry may not fully recover for a year or more		*The [[hentai]] industry may not fully recover for a year or more

imported>Sidecar: crap jokes put into morphquote

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crap jokes put into morphquote

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	[[Image:Glow_in_the_dark_sushi.JPG\|thumb\|The old Japanese recipe for glow-in-the-dark sushi]]		[[Image:Glow_in_the_dark_sushi.JPG\|thumb\|The old Japanese recipe for glow-in-the-dark sushi]]
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	{{~~quote~~\|I just broke up with my japanese girlfriend, but I'll be okay since there's plenty of others in the sea.}}		<center>
	~~{{quote~~\|I recently fucked a Japanese girl. She was screaming, "I ~~feel~~ the earth moving and I'm getting ~~all~~ wet!~~"}}~~		{{frame\|{{morphquote\|morphquote\|background-color: white; margin: auto;\|font-weight: bold;
	~~{{quote~~\|A 9.0?! Hell, even their earthquake scores are higher than ours!}}		\|'''I just broke up with my japanese girlfriend, but I'll be okay since there's plenty of others in the sea.'''\|
	~~{{quote~~\|What do all Japanese people have in their apartments? Flood lights.}}		\|'''I recently fucked a Japanese girl. She was screaming, "I feer [[Za Warudo\|the earth]] moving and I'm getting orr wet!'''\|
	~~{{quote~~\|I was trying to play [[Quake]] with some Japanese friends the other day, but the servers were all flooded~~.}}~~		\|'''A 9.0?! Hell, even their earthquake scores are higher than ours!'''\|
	~~{{quote~~\|One of my friends just opened a restaurant in [[Japan]]. Business was a bit shaky to begin with but customers have started to drift in now~~.}}~~		\|'''What do all Japanese people have in their apartments? Flood lights.'''\|
	~~{{quote~~\|The Japanese government have thanked the [[British]] government for sending over sniffer dogs. They sent a message of gratitude and said they were fucking delicious!}}		\|'''I was trying to play [[Quake]] with some Japanese friends the other day, but the servers were all flooded'''\|
	~~{{quote~~\|The Japanese are really advanced people. They don't go to the beach, it comes to them!}}		\|'''One of my friends just opened a restaurant in [[Japan]]. Business was a bit shaky to begin with but customers have started to drift in now'''\|
	~~{{quote~~\|Keep watch on eBay or Amazon for Japanese products and electronics on discount due to water damage~~.}}~~		\|'''The Japanese government have thanked the [[British]] government for sending over sniffer dogs. They sent a message of gratitude and said they were fucking delicious!'''\|
	~~{{quote~~\|[[Spongebob\|Who]] lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.}}		\|'''The Japanese are really advanced people. They don't go to the beach, [[In Soviet Russia\|it comes to them!]]'''\|
	~~{{quote~~\|Isn't it [[No\|ironic]] that fish are eating raw Japanese?}}		\|'''Keep watch on eBay or Amazon for Japanese products and electronics on discount due to water damage'''\|
			\|'''[[Spongebob\|Who]] lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.'''\|
			\|'''Isn't it [[No\|ironic]] that fish are eating raw Japanese?'''\|
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	==In Summary...==		==In Summary...==

imported>Sidecar: new pic added and a bit of a layout fix, but this page is still a wreck

2017-09-23T20:50:26Z

new pic added and a bit of a layout fix, but this page is still a wreck

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	[[Image:Hold-down-f11-japan-earthquake-demotivational-posters-1299839204.jpg\|center]]<br/>		[[Image:Hold-down-f11-japan-earthquake-demotivational-posters-1299839204.jpg\|center]]<br/>

	The Japan Crisis of 2011, currently [[Loser\|fansubbed]] as Tsuclearemmor:RUCKY3 HEAVEN SHINE NOW is the latest development in the [[Earth]]'s ongoing campaign to destroy [[Japan]]. On [[Last Thursday\|Friday, March 11]], [[Your Mom\|Mother Nature]] showed up about seven decades late to [[World War II]] and decided to finish the job. Beginning with an earthquake, which caused a tsunami, both of which heavily damaged multiple nuclear reactors, leading to [[Lollercoaster\|mass destruction]] and panic until everyone stopped giving a shit so they could hate on that [[Rebecca Black\|Friday]] song.		The Japan Crisis of 2011, currently [[Loser\|fansubbed]] as Tsuclearemmor:RUCKY3 HEAVEN SHINE NOW is the latest development in the [[Earth]]'s ongoing campaign to destroy [[Japan]]. On [[Last Thursday\|Friday, March 11]], [[Your Mom\|Mother Nature]] showed up about seven decades late to [[World War II]] and decided to finish the job. Beginning with an earthquake, which caused a tsunami, both of which heavily damaged multiple nuclear reactors, leading to [[Lollercoaster\|mass destruction]] and panic until everyone stopped giving a shit so they could hate on that [[Rebecca Black\|Friday]] song.
			[[File:Radioactive_hokusai_great_wave.gif\|right\|500px]]
	==How it [[God\|Happened]]==		==How it [[God\|Happened]]==

	[[Image:Japan_crisis_groudon_kyogre_battle.jpg\|thumb\|Why you shouldn't fuck with [[Pokémon]].]]		[[Image:Japan_crisis_groudon_kyogre_battle.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|Why you shouldn't fuck with [[Pokémon]].]]
	It all started when the nation got its shit rocked by an earthquake, overachieving yet again, trying some sort of record and measuring [[9000\|8.9 or 9.0]] on the Richter scale. While the non-volcano dwelling people of the world sat back and [[Lol\|laughed]] as Nipponites struggled to keep their buildings standing and their frames hanging on the walls, nature reached her [[limit break]]. It should also be noted that [[Some argue\|some believe]] Japan had actually slammed into a giant [[Hambeast\|iceberg]].		It all started when the nation got its shit rocked by an earthquake, overachieving yet again, trying some sort of record and measuring [[9000\|8.9 or 9.0]] on the Richter scale. While the non-volcano dwelling people of the world sat back and [[Lol\|laughed]] as Nipponites struggled to keep their buildings standing and their frames hanging on the walls, nature reached her [[limit break]]. It should also be noted that [[Some argue\|some believe]] Japan had actually slammed into a giant [[Hambeast\|iceberg]].

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	==The Damage==		==The Damage==

	[[Image:Bikecat_survives_the_tsunami.jpg\|thumb\|Thankfully, [[BIKECAT]] has managed to survive the onslaught.]]<br/>		[[Image:Bikecat_survives_the_tsunami.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|Thankfully, [[BIKECAT]] has managed to survive the onslaught.]]<br/>

	*The [[anime]] and manga industries will experience severe setbacks, with fears of the next installment of K-ON! being cancelled		*The [[anime]] and manga industries will experience severe setbacks, with fears of the next installment of K-ON! being cancelled
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	These events are [[God\|divine]] payback for [[Lulz\|Pearl Harbor]], and the [[Troll\|trolling]] opportunities are ample from whatever direction you approach the situation. It's a [[Dramacrat]]'s dream.		These events are [[God\|divine]] payback for [[Lulz\|Pearl Harbor]], and the [[Troll\|trolling]] opportunities are ample from whatever direction you approach the situation. It's a [[Dramacrat]]'s dream.

	[[Image:Oh_america,_you_so_crazy.jpg\|thumb\|Stay classy, America.]]		[[Image:Oh_america,_you_so_crazy.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|Stay classy, America.]]
			[[Image:PearlHarborRetards.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|in case you needed more reasons to lose all faith in humanity]]
	[[Image:PearlHarborRetards.jpg\|thumb\|in case you needed more reasons to lose all faith in humanity]]		<br>
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	<center><youtube>BasbMKkJ5x0</youtube></center>		<center><youtube>BasbMKkJ5x0</youtube></center>

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	{{quote\|We Americans have the technology and the warfare to kill these people, we should take advantage of the opportunity while they are weak and drowning and bomb them to kingdom come. We should then make a move to conquer that territory and make it a part of the United States of America to show all other countries USA is #1. We rule this world and if anyone gets in our way we will fuck you up, even the British 'cause they are fucking retarded ass people. I wish this had happened to the British instead.\|one [[Stupid\|Murrican]]'s [[Youtube]] comment}}		{{quote\|We Americans have the technology and the warfare to kill these people, we should take advantage of the opportunity while they are weak and drowning and bomb them to kingdom come. We should then make a move to conquer that territory and make it a part of the United States of America to show all other countries USA is #1. We rule this world and if anyone gets in our way we will fuck you up, even the British 'cause they are fucking retarded ass people. I wish this had happened to the British instead.\|one [[Stupid\|Murrican]]'s [[Youtube]] comment}}

imported>Jesusonastick: /* The Damage */

2015-05-06T01:56:35Z

The Damage

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2015-05-06T01:56:35Z

The Damage

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2015-05-06T01:56:35Z

The Damage

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imported>Jesusonastick: /* The Damage */

2015-05-06T01:56:35Z

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	*There's also, like, debris and water covering the whole nation...		*There's also, like, debris and water covering the whole nation...
	*...oh, and a bunch of people [[Dead\|died]]...		*...oh, and a bunch of people [[Dead\|died]]...
	*The Japs ~~raped~~ the corpses of the victims		*The Japs fucked the corpses of the victims
	*...probably not a good time to be looking into real estate investment in [[Asia]], either		*...probably not a good time to be looking into real estate investment in [[Asia]], either
	*Even though its 5,000 miles away and the wind is blowing in the opposite direction, California has practically collapsed in its own asshole for fear that radioactive Fallout from Japan will rain down on them.		*Even though its 5,000 miles away and the wind is blowing in the opposite direction, California has practically collapsed in its own asshole for fear that radioactive Fallout from Japan will rain down on them.

imported>Jesusonastick: /* The Damage */

2015-05-06T01:54:38Z

The Damage

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	*There's also, like, debris and water covering the whole nation...		*There's also, like, debris and water covering the whole nation...
	*...oh, and a bunch of people [[Dead\|died]]...		*...oh, and a bunch of people [[Dead\|died]]...
			*The Japs raped the corpses of the victims
	*...probably not a good time to be looking into real estate investment in [[Asia]], either		*...probably not a good time to be looking into real estate investment in [[Asia]], either
	*Even though its 5,000 miles away and the wind is blowing in the opposite direction, California has practically collapsed in its own asshole for fear that radioactive Fallout from Japan will rain down on them.		*Even though its 5,000 miles away and the wind is blowing in the opposite direction, California has practically collapsed in its own asshole for fear that radioactive Fallout from Japan will rain down on them.

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	[[Image:Glow_in_the_dark_sushi.JPG\|thumb\|The old Japanese recipe for glow-in-the-dark sushi]]		[[Image:Glow_in_the_dark_sushi.JPG\|thumb\|The old Japanese recipe for glow-in-the-dark sushi]]
			<br>
	{{~~quote~~\|I just broke up with my japanese girlfriend, but I'll be okay since there's plenty of others in the sea.}}		<center>
	~~{{quote~~\|I recently fucked a Japanese girl. She was screaming, "I ~~feel~~ the earth moving and I'm getting ~~all~~ wet!~~"}}~~		{{frame\|{{morphquote\|morphquote\|background-color: white; margin: auto;\|font-weight: bold;
	~~{{quote~~\|A 9.0?! Hell, even their earthquake scores are higher than ours!}}		\|'''I just broke up with my japanese girlfriend, but I'll be okay since there's plenty of others in the sea.'''\|
	~~{{quote~~\|What do all Japanese people have in their apartments? Flood lights.}}		\|'''I recently fucked a Japanese girl. She was screaming, "I feer [[Za Warudo\|the earth]] moving and I'm getting orr wet!'''\|
	~~{{quote~~\|I was trying to play [[Quake]] with some Japanese friends the other day, but the servers were all flooded~~.}}~~		\|'''A 9.0?! Hell, even their earthquake scores are higher than ours!'''\|
	~~{{quote~~\|One of my friends just opened a restaurant in [[Japan]]. Business was a bit shaky to begin with but customers have started to drift in now~~.}}~~		\|'''What do all Japanese people have in their apartments? Flood lights.'''\|
	~~{{quote~~\|The Japanese government have thanked the [[British]] government for sending over sniffer dogs. They sent a message of gratitude and said they were fucking delicious!}}		\|'''I was trying to play [[Quake]] with some Japanese friends the other day, but the servers were all flooded'''\|
	~~{{quote~~\|The Japanese are really advanced people. They don't go to the beach, it comes to them!}}		\|'''One of my friends just opened a restaurant in [[Japan]]. Business was a bit shaky to begin with but customers have started to drift in now'''\|
	~~{{quote~~\|Keep watch on eBay or Amazon for Japanese products and electronics on discount due to water damage~~.}}~~		\|'''The Japanese government have thanked the [[British]] government for sending over sniffer dogs. They sent a message of gratitude and said they were fucking delicious!'''\|
	~~{{quote~~\|[[Spongebob\|Who]] lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.}}		\|'''The Japanese are really advanced people. They don't go to the beach, [[In Soviet Russia\|it comes to them!]]'''\|
	~~{{quote~~\|Isn't it [[No\|ironic]] that fish are eating raw Japanese?}}		\|'''Keep watch on eBay or Amazon for Japanese products and electronics on discount due to water damage'''\|
			\|'''[[Spongebob\|Who]] lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.'''\|
			\|'''Isn't it [[No\|ironic]] that fish are eating raw Japanese?'''\|
			}}\|border=red}}
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			<br>

	==In Summary...==		==In Summary...==

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	[[Image:Hold-down-f11-japan-earthquake-demotivational-posters-1299839204.jpg\|center]]<br/>		[[Image:Hold-down-f11-japan-earthquake-demotivational-posters-1299839204.jpg\|center]]<br/>

	The Japan Crisis of 2011, currently [[Loser\|fansubbed]] as Tsuclearemmor:RUCKY3 HEAVEN SHINE NOW is the latest development in the [[Earth]]'s ongoing campaign to destroy [[Japan]]. On [[Last Thursday\|Friday, March 11]], [[Your Mom\|Mother Nature]] showed up about seven decades late to [[World War II]] and decided to finish the job. Beginning with an earthquake, which caused a tsunami, both of which heavily damaged multiple nuclear reactors, leading to [[Lollercoaster\|mass destruction]] and panic until everyone stopped giving a shit so they could hate on that [[Rebecca Black\|Friday]] song.		The Japan Crisis of 2011, currently [[Loser\|fansubbed]] as Tsuclearemmor:RUCKY3 HEAVEN SHINE NOW is the latest development in the [[Earth]]'s ongoing campaign to destroy [[Japan]]. On [[Last Thursday\|Friday, March 11]], [[Your Mom\|Mother Nature]] showed up about seven decades late to [[World War II]] and decided to finish the job. Beginning with an earthquake, which caused a tsunami, both of which heavily damaged multiple nuclear reactors, leading to [[Lollercoaster\|mass destruction]] and panic until everyone stopped giving a shit so they could hate on that [[Rebecca Black\|Friday]] song.
			[[File:Radioactive_hokusai_great_wave.gif\|right\|500px]]
	==How it [[God\|Happened]]==		==How it [[God\|Happened]]==

	[[Image:Japan_crisis_groudon_kyogre_battle.jpg\|thumb\|Why you shouldn't fuck with [[Pokémon]].]]		[[Image:Japan_crisis_groudon_kyogre_battle.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|Why you shouldn't fuck with [[Pokémon]].]]
	It all started when the nation got its shit rocked by an earthquake, overachieving yet again, trying some sort of record and measuring [[9000\|8.9 or 9.0]] on the Richter scale. While the non-volcano dwelling people of the world sat back and [[Lol\|laughed]] as Nipponites struggled to keep their buildings standing and their frames hanging on the walls, nature reached her [[limit break]]. It should also be noted that [[Some argue\|some believe]] Japan had actually slammed into a giant [[Hambeast\|iceberg]].		It all started when the nation got its shit rocked by an earthquake, overachieving yet again, trying some sort of record and measuring [[9000\|8.9 or 9.0]] on the Richter scale. While the non-volcano dwelling people of the world sat back and [[Lol\|laughed]] as Nipponites struggled to keep their buildings standing and their frames hanging on the walls, nature reached her [[limit break]]. It should also be noted that [[Some argue\|some believe]] Japan had actually slammed into a giant [[Hambeast\|iceberg]].

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	==The Damage==		==The Damage==

	[[Image:Bikecat_survives_the_tsunami.jpg\|thumb\|Thankfully, [[BIKECAT]] has managed to survive the onslaught.]]<br/>		[[Image:Bikecat_survives_the_tsunami.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|Thankfully, [[BIKECAT]] has managed to survive the onslaught.]]<br/>

	*The [[anime]] and manga industries will experience severe setbacks, with fears of the next installment of K-ON! being cancelled		*The [[anime]] and manga industries will experience severe setbacks, with fears of the next installment of K-ON! being cancelled
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	These events are [[God\|divine]] payback for [[Lulz\|Pearl Harbor]], and the [[Troll\|trolling]] opportunities are ample from whatever direction you approach the situation. It's a [[Dramacrat]]'s dream.		These events are [[God\|divine]] payback for [[Lulz\|Pearl Harbor]], and the [[Troll\|trolling]] opportunities are ample from whatever direction you approach the situation. It's a [[Dramacrat]]'s dream.

	[[Image:Oh_america,_you_so_crazy.jpg\|thumb\|Stay classy, America.]]		[[Image:Oh_america,_you_so_crazy.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|Stay classy, America.]]
			[[Image:PearlHarborRetards.jpg\|thumb\|220px\|in case you needed more reasons to lose all faith in humanity]]
	[[Image:PearlHarborRetards.jpg\|thumb\|in case you needed more reasons to lose all faith in humanity]]		<br>
			<br>
	<center><youtube>BasbMKkJ5x0</youtube></center>		<center><youtube>BasbMKkJ5x0</youtube></center>

	<br>		<br>
	{{quote\|We Americans have the technology and the warfare to kill these people, we should take advantage of the opportunity while they are weak and drowning and bomb them to kingdom come. We should then make a move to conquer that territory and make it a part of the United States of America to show all other countries USA is #1. We rule this world and if anyone gets in our way we will fuck you up, even the British 'cause they are fucking retarded ass people. I wish this had happened to the British instead.\|one [[Stupid\|Murrican]]'s [[Youtube]] comment}}		{{quote\|We Americans have the technology and the warfare to kill these people, we should take advantage of the opportunity while they are weak and drowning and bomb them to kingdom come. We should then make a move to conquer that territory and make it a part of the United States of America to show all other countries USA is #1. We rule this world and if anyone gets in our way we will fuck you up, even the British 'cause they are fucking retarded ass people. I wish this had happened to the British instead.\|one [[Stupid\|Murrican]]'s [[Youtube]] comment}}