Jameth - Revision history

LordGrimThInvincible: Archiving

2025-08-22T17:00:32Z

Archiving

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	== Troll ==		== Troll ==
	Reportedly Jameth does not have time to [[troll]], what with taking care of his gazillion [[cat]]s, and juggling his hectic [[gay]] [[lifestyle]] - but [[rumor]] has it that he is also known as Jason916[http://~~www.~~gelnika.com/lj/temp/386577.html]		Reportedly Jameth does not have time to [[troll]], what with taking care of his gazillion [[cat]]s, and juggling his hectic [[gay]] [[lifestyle]] - but [[rumor]] has it that he is also known as Jason916[https://web.archive.org/web/20071011133148/http://gelnika.com:80/lj/temp/386577.html]

	==Jameth/[[Weev]] [[gay\|Mpreg]] fanfic==		==Jameth/[[Weev]] [[gay\|Mpreg]] fanfic==

imported>Cobaltcat: /* Friends */

2023-03-28T08:37:25Z

Friends

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imported>Cobaltcat: /* Friends */

2023-03-28T08:37:25Z

Friends

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	Jameth is surrounded at all times by a changing rotation of [[EDiots\|henchmen]], well-wishers, [[Internet stalking\|online stalkers]] and, occasionally, a Libertarian sister wooing the LiveJournal homosexual ballot. Whereas Jameth is sometimes intelligent or at least admits to his pathetic need for gobs of semen, penile (or rather, phallic) insertions and male affection, his henchmen are usually deluded freaks whose motivations range from jumping on the latest internet trends to merely seeking anonymous faggot-sex.		Jameth is surrounded at all times by a changing rotation of [[EDiots\|henchmen]], well-wishers, [[Internet stalking\|online stalkers]] and, occasionally, a Libertarian sister wooing the LiveJournal homosexual ballot. Whereas Jameth is sometimes intelligent or at least admits to his pathetic need for gobs of semen, penile (or rather, phallic) insertions and male affection, his henchmen are usually deluded freaks whose motivations range from jumping on the latest internet trends to merely seeking anonymous faggot-sex.

	~~No wait~~, ~~he has no friends~~.		{{lj\|user=porsche}}, Jameth's 18 year old pussy

			She was very cross-eyed and fond of the Mother Blanket.

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			Image:Porsche1.jpg\|[[oxymoron\|Jameth and Pussy]]
			Image:WATCHING.jpg\|Don't be sad
			Image:Kitty_fetus.jpg\|Angel cat fetus
			</gallery>

	== Troll ==		== Troll ==

imported>Schnitzel: /* History and Pronunciation */

2017-01-28T16:13:30Z

History and Pronunciation

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	*'''Exercise:''' Try holding your tongue and saying "James" to hear exactly how it was first pronounced.		*'''Exercise:''' Try holding your tongue and saying "James" to hear exactly how it was first pronounced.

	The pronunciation of the word has morphed throughout the years into the two syllable (and most commonly used) form ''Jay-meth''. Both forms are acceptable; however, you will probably be laughed out of any social situation if you do not pronounce it with two syllables. But ~~chance~~ are, if you are talking IRL about Jameth, then social standing probably doesn't matter too much to you.		The pronunciation of the word has morphed throughout the years into the two syllable (and most commonly used) form ''Jay-meth''. Both forms are acceptable; however, you will probably be laughed out of any social situation if you do not pronounce it with two syllables. But chances are, if you are talking IRL about Jameth, then social standing probably doesn't matter too much to you.

	The rest of us pronounce "Jameth" simply by using the form, "Faggot."		The rest of us pronounce "Jameth" simply by using the form, "Faggot."

imported>Zew0: moving pages with dead ED user account links to Yuhavenoaccount, major cleanup

2016-01-24T21:19:52Z

moving pages with dead ED user account links to Yuhavenoaccount, major cleanup

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	{{failsathero}}		{{failsathero}}

	{{spoilers\|text=JAMETH IS GAY?}}		{{spoilers\|text=JAMETH IS GAY?}}

	~~<noinclude>~~{{eduser}}~~</noinclude>~~		{{eduser\|Yuhavenoaccount}}

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	[[Image:Jamethemo.jpg\|thumb\|Jameth, suffering under the power of the emo glasses, goes for a vein like a fatty for [[South Park\|powdered donut pancake surprise]].]]		[[Image:Jamethemo.jpg\|thumb\|Jameth, suffering under the power of the emo glasses, goes for a vein like a fatty for [[South Park\|powdered donut pancake surprise]].]]

	February 21, 2005 was a dark day indeed for these [[Internets]]. Like the plot to a [http://www.normalbobsmith.com/worstmovies/worstmovies_01.html bad Corey Feldman movie], Jameth somehow acquired an evil pair of black squarish emo glasses and immediately began posting an extended series of [[Internet disease]] photos. He also immediately [http://www.livejournal.com/users/jameth/1767863.html?thread=22857655#t22857655 lost the ability to LJ cut], although he naturally retained the power to upload new userpics. He also caused a great deal of incidental damage (read: chafing in personal areas) to dedicated stalkers and groupies worldwide.		February 21, 2005 was a dark day indeed for these [[Internets]]. Like the plot to a [http://www.normalbobsmith.com/worstmovies/worstmovies_01.html bad Corey Feldman movie], Jameth somehow acquired an evil pair of black squarish emo glasses and immediately began posting an extended series of [[Internet disease]] photos. He also immediately <s>[http://www.livejournal.com/users/jameth/1767863.html?thread=22857655#t22857655 lost the ability to LJ cut]</s>, although he naturally retained the power to upload new userpics. He also caused a great deal of incidental damage (read: chafing in personal areas) to dedicated stalkers and groupies worldwide.

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	Eventually some crazy-ass [[nigra]] said [[no]] to ~~Jameth's~~ [~~[faggotry]]~~.[http://video.nbc11.com/player/?id=228655]		Eventually some crazy-ass [[nigra]] said [[no]] to [https://web.archive.org/web/20080316095626/http://video.nbc11.com/player/?id=228655 Jameth's faggotry].

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	*His PR manager is [[Scarlet]]. Please direct all fan mail, eel girl transcription requests, lollercaust reports and other misc. drama to her.		*His PR manager is [[Scarlet]]. Please direct all fan mail, eel girl transcription requests, lollercaust reports and other misc. drama to her.
	*Jameth is currently linked to [[hep]] on the [http://attrition.org/hosted/sexchart/ internet sexchart] due to the infamous LJDrama kiss.		*Jameth is currently linked to [[hep]] on the [https://web.archive.org/web/20070609221145/http://attrition.org/hosted/sexchart/ internet sexchart] due to the infamous LJDrama kiss.
	*[[poop drama\|Likes to mail shit via UPS.]]		*[[poop drama\|Likes to mail shit via UPS.]]
	*[[Lulz News Network]]		*[[Lulz News Network]]
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	*[[Jameth Effect]]		*[[Jameth Effect]]
	* [http://www.livejournal.com/community/ditto_cops/5083.html Allegations that Frienditto ate Jameth's baby circulate the internets; only believed by] [[idiot]]s.		* [http://www.livejournal.com/community/ditto_cops/5083.html Allegations that Frienditto ate Jameth's baby circulate the internets; only believed by] [[idiot]]s.
	* [http://jameth.livejournal.com/2695493.html ROFL.]		*<s>[http://jameth.livejournal.com/2695493.html ROFL.]</s>
	* [http://flickr.com/photos/jameth Has a Flickr account]		* [http://flickr.com/photos/jameth Has a Flickr account]

imported>Gray: /* Personal */

2012-09-19T15:48:30Z

Personal

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imported>Gray: /* Personal */

2012-09-19T15:48:30Z

Personal

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imported>Gray: /* Personal */

2012-09-19T15:48:30Z

Personal

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imported>Gray: /* Personal */

2012-09-19T15:48:30Z

Personal

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	It is rumoard that Jameth has leprosy, but the rumors are unclear and originate from Jameth's nemesis [[Futhman]].		It is rumoard that Jameth has leprosy, but the rumors are unclear and originate from Jameth's nemesis [[Futhman]].

	Jameth also has a sister on LJ with an [[Ann Coulter]] complex, [[Jacqueline1776]]. It is unknown if their parents are aware of their children's internet infamy, or where they went wrong.		Jameth also has a sister on LJ with an [[Ann Coulter]] complex, Jacqueline1776. It is unknown if their parents are aware of their children's internet infamy, or where they went wrong.

	Jameth parades his homosexuality as if it were a banner of pride, but within that pride lies the shame of disease and cockmongering. Jameth is an attention whore of the worst possible kind: just as his flea-blown, wart-infested anus gapes like that of the [[goatse\|goatse man]] when he is begging for sodomy from strangers with pool cues, so do his multiple journals scream LOOK AT ME in the time-honored shameless tradition of LiveJournal.		Jameth parades his homosexuality as if it were a banner of pride, but within that pride lies the shame of disease and cockmongering. Jameth is an attention whore of the worst possible kind: just as his flea-blown, wart-infested anus gapes like that of the [[goatse\|goatse man]] when he is begging for sodomy from strangers with pool cues, so do his multiple journals scream LOOK AT ME in the time-honored shameless tradition of LiveJournal.

imported>Sburke: linkifying "Green Day"

2012-02-01T21:24:25Z

linkifying "Green Day"

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	*Sample posts from this period:		*Sample posts from this period:
	**''Croc is attempting to reenact a Green Day video.''		**''Croc is attempting to reenact a [[Green Day]] video.''
	**''Croc and her team of medical experts are interpreting the results of my gamma camera pictures.''		**''Croc and her team of medical experts are interpreting the results of my gamma camera pictures.''
	**''Croc and I are watching Price is Right.''		**''Croc and I are watching Price is Right.''