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imported>CoolCalypso88: /* מפגש ישראבלוג!!!! */

2014-06-22T21:47:42Z

מפגש ישראבלוג!!!!

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imported>CoolCalypso88: /* מפגש ישראבלוג!!!! */

2014-06-22T21:47:42Z

מפגש ישראבלוג!!!!

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imported>CoolCalypso88: /* מפגש ישראבלוג!!!! */

2014-06-22T21:47:42Z

מפגש ישראבלוג!!!!

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imported>CoolCalypso88: /* מפגש ישראבלוג!!!! */

2014-06-22T21:47:42Z

מפגש ישראבלוג!!!!

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	* Spiked bracelets.		* Spiked bracelets.
	* Knee socks.		* Knee socks.
			* Buckteeth.
			* [[Chink\|Slanted Eyes]].
	* Rediculas gloves.		* Rediculas gloves.
	* [[fedora\|Fedoras]].		* [[fedora\|Fedoras]].
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	* People holding signs and taking pictures.		* People holding signs and taking pictures.
	* Reasons to pull the United States support of Israel and join the sand nigger side.		* Reasons to pull the United States support of Israel and join the sand nigger side.


	== NATZA FLATZA ==		== NATZA FLATZA ==

imported>Njghjek at 23:24, 21 December 2012

2012-12-21T23:24:30Z

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	* Reasons to pull the United States support of Israel and join the sand nigger side.		* Reasons to pull the United States support of Israel and join the sand nigger side.


			== NATZA FLATZA ==
			In June 2012 a new troll blog was created called Natza Flatza. The concept of the blog was to troll every israfaggot who dares to argue with Natza Flatza because he is butthurt of her natzi opinions. In one post, Natza admitted that she hates hitler for he is a failure and he didn't manage to kill all the jews. She is superior.

			Natza Flatza officially died with her last post called "Games and Fun post", the post resulted in a complete failure because everyone already knew what she is up to, the more comments Natza would get the more popularity she would gain because in israblog when you have a lot of comments you get frontpaged. So unlike the other posts no one dared to comment. There is likely no comeback to come since there are no more sterotypes to pick on for Natza.

			Things that natza likes to hate on:
			* Drama Queens
			* Butthurted Faggots
			* Uglyass radioactive israblog-style GFX artists
			* [[Niggers]]
			Basically, anything that is successful on Israblog, Natza will ruin

	==See Also==		==See Also==

imported>Oddguy: typo

2012-10-21T16:36:03Z

typo

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	* Fashion victims.		* Fashion victims.
	* Cosplayers.		* Cosplayers.
	* People holding and taking pictures.		* People holding signs and taking pictures.
	* Reasons to pull the United States support of Israel and join the sand nigger side.		* Reasons to pull the United States support of Israel and join the sand nigger side.

imported>Oddguy: typo

2012-10-21T16:26:19Z

typo

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	Characterized by wearing all black and posting song lyrics and pictures of herself, the Israeli emo girl is a [[16 year old girl]], pale ashkenazi virgin/slut who [[unrealistic expectations\|wants to convince you she doesn't care about what anyone thinks]]. She exhibits the same behavior that got [[Holocaust\|her ancestors killed]] in [[Germany]] [[100 years ago\|70 years ago]], and which now lets the popular, non ashkenzi kids beat her up and make fun of her.		Characterized by wearing all black and posting song lyrics and pictures of herself, the Israeli emo girl is a [[16 year old girl]], pale ashkenazi virgin/slut who [[unrealistic expectations\|wants to convince you she doesn't care about what anyone thinks]]. She exhibits the same behavior that got [[Holocaust\|her ancestors killed]] in [[Germany]] [[100 years ago\|70 years ago]], and which now lets the popular, non ashkenzi kids beat her up and make fun of her.

	Most of her posts are quotes from [[Fall Out Boy\|songs that she thinks are deep]], vague nonsense that look like [[facebook]] statuses, animated gifs about [[emo\|how sad she is and how much she wants to die]], and pictures of herself. The pictures all show her wearing black clothes that are way [[idiot\|too hot for the Israeli weather]] and have not been "cool" even in the uncool sense of the word since being [[goth]] stopped being a thing about a decade ago. The aforementioned clothes are all things that she would never dare to wear in a public place unless she is surrounded by her goth friends and knows no one from school is around. So all said clothes are bought only so she can take pictures of herself in them to [[hypocrite\|post on the blog and prove how brave she is]], and then quickly remove them before anyone sees her. The clothes are overpriced and acquired with her parents money, who she ~~than~~ thanks by writing blog posts about how they don't understand her and who much she hates them.		Most of her posts are quotes from [[Fall Out Boy\|songs that she thinks are deep]], vague nonsense that look like [[facebook]] statuses, animated gifs about [[emo\|how sad she is and how much she wants to die]], and pictures of herself. The pictures all show her wearing black clothes that are way [[idiot\|too hot for the Israeli weather]] and have not been "cool" even in the uncool sense of the word since being [[goth]] stopped being a thing about a decade ago. The aforementioned clothes are all things that she would never dare to wear in a public place unless she is surrounded by her goth friends and knows no one from school is around. So all said clothes are bought only so she can take pictures of herself in them to [[hypocrite\|post on the blog and prove how brave she is]], and then quickly remove them before anyone sees her. The clothes are overpriced and acquired with her parents money, who she then thanks by writing blog posts about how they don't understand her and who much she hates them.

	All these blogs are in a contrasting dark/primary colors. And all their owners are girls who are either: 90% never seen a penis, or 10% regularly [[whore]] themselves out to scene boys in an attempt to prove how unconstrained by society's opinion of them they are (read: get taken advantage of using their massive insecurity by nerdy losers who would never get laid otherwise).		All these blogs are in a contrasting dark/primary colors. And all their owners are girls who are either: 90% never seen a penis, or 10% regularly [[whore]] themselves out to scene boys in an attempt to prove how unconstrained by society's opinion of them they are (read: get taken advantage of using their massive insecurity by nerdy losers who would never get laid otherwise).

imported>Oddguy: typo

2012-10-21T16:20:37Z

typo

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	'''Israblog''' is a [[blog]] portal, based in [[israel\|jewland]] except that it's a magnet for [[attention whore]]s, [[13 year old boy]]s and [[16 year old girls]] '''in Hebrew'''. Because it's in a Jew language it is automatically assumed that everyone there is Jewish, and as such, Israblog reeks of Jewish [[faggotry]] and war profiteering.		'''Israblog''' is a [[blog]] portal, based in [[israel\|jewland]] except that it's a magnet for [[attention whore]]s, [[13 year old boy]]s and [[16 year old girls]] '''in Hebrew'''. Because it's in a Jew language it is automatically assumed that everyone there is Jewish, and as such, Israblog reeks of Jewish [[faggotry]] and war profiteering.

	Because <strike>Israblog is only one of its kind (probably because hebrew is such a shitty language only Jews ever bother to study it)</strike> ([[~~disregard that~~\| Not true; this faggotry is abundant all over the jewish net), it has become the universal portal for the aforementioned [[attention whore]]s who, either by choice or stupidity beg for acknowledgment, boost their own by egos by bragging about their number of hits and post pictures of themselves wearing clothes of popular youth cultures that have died out in the [[america\|US]] about [[100 years ago\|9 years ago]]. All this, but '''in Hebrew!'''.		Because <strike>Israblog is only one of its kind (probably because hebrew is such a shitty language only Jews ever bother to study it)</strike> ([[Disregard\|Not true; this faggotry is abundant all over the jewish net]]), it has become the universal portal for the aforementioned [[attention whore]]s who, either by choice or stupidity beg for acknowledgment, boost their own by egos by bragging about their number of hits and post pictures of themselves wearing clothes of popular youth cultures that have died out in the [[america\|US]] about [[100 years ago\|9 years ago]]. All this, but '''in Hebrew!'''.

	Israblog also helps propagate [[internet drama]] by listing completely useless information like common birthdays, [[n00b\|newcomers]] and RSS feeds on its main site. The site even states that the [[shit]] written by their attention whores actually belongs to the attention whores and not the Israblog host, a major improvement in Company-User relations since every major company realized their EULAs are [[crap]].		Israblog also helps propagate [[internet drama]] by listing completely useless information like common birthdays, [[n00b\|newcomers]] and RSS feeds on its main site. The site even states that the [[shit]] written by their attention whores actually belongs to the attention whores and not the Israblog host, a major improvement in Company-User relations since every major company realized their EULAs are [[crap]].

imported>Oddguy: fixed this article

2012-10-20T16:22:38Z

fixed this article

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	Often the meetup is intentionally conducted during one of the Israeli Anime-cons at the Yarkon park not far from there. When that happens, the cosplaying faggots and the regular faggots who's clothes just look like costumes mix and the faggotry reaches critical mass.		Often the meetup is intentionally conducted during one of the Israeli Anime-cons at the Yarkon park not far from there. When that happens, the cosplaying faggots and the regular faggots who's clothes just look like costumes mix and the faggotry reaches critical mass.

	{{cg\|Gallery Of Meetup Faggots\|meetisrablog\|center\|
			{{cg\|Gallery Of Ugly Meetup Faggots\|meetisrablog\|center\|
	<gallery>		<gallery>
			File:Israfag1.jpeg
			File:Israfag2.jpeg\| The signs says: "Pay Attention To Me!" And the drawing is either a penis or a slit wrist... Not sure which one is worse.
			File:Israfag3.jpeg\| MAN THE HARPOONS!!!
			File:Israfag4.jpeg\| Can you say "Pathetic"?
	</gallery>\|<gallery>		</gallery>\|<gallery>
			File:Israfag5.jpeg\| Nice JewFor faggot.
			File:Israfag6.jpeg
			File:Israfag7.jpeg
			File:Israfag8.jpeg
			File:Israfag10.jpeg\| Sucking his own dick is the only way he will ever get some.
			File:Israfag11.jpeg\| And she will never see one of these upclose.
			File:Israfag12.jpeg
			File:Israfag13.jpeg
			File:Israfag14.jpeg
			File:Israfag15.jpeg
			File:Israfag16.jpeg\| Ugly lesbians are not rare around those parts.
			File:Israfag18.jpeg
			File:Israfag19.jpeg
	</gallery>		</gallery>
	}}		}}

imported>Oddguy at 15:47, 20 October 2012

2012-10-20T15:47:15Z

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 Twice a year the dreaded "Israblog Meetup" occurs. On this horrible day, thousands of geeky kikes put on their best black attire and take the train to central Tel-Aviv. Within hours the Azriaeli towers and and Dizingof Center are covered in attention whoring nobodies who sit on the floor, act loud, don't spend money on anything and contemplate [[an hero|jumping off the roof]] but [[pussy|chickening out]]. The days activities include: Doing nothing and cowering in fear whenever someone who looks like one of the bullies that beat them up in school walks by and makes eye contact with them ([[pussy|no matter the fact they outnumber them 1000/1]]).
 {{cg|Gallery Of Meetup Faggots|meetisrablog|center|
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 </gallery>
 }}
 ==See Also==

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	'''Israblog''' is a [[blog]] portal, based in [[israel\|jewland]] except that it's a magnet for [[attention whore]]s, [[13 year old boy]]s and [[16 year old girls]] '''in Hebrew'''. Because it's in a Jew language it is automatically assumed that everyone there is Jewish, and as such, Israblog reeks of Jewish [[faggotry]] and war profiteering.		'''Israblog''' is a [[blog]] portal, based in [[israel\|jewland]] except that it's a magnet for [[attention whore]]s, [[13 year old boy]]s and [[16 year old girls]] '''in Hebrew'''. Because it's in a Jew language it is automatically assumed that everyone there is Jewish, and as such, Israblog reeks of Jewish [[faggotry]] and war profiteering.

	Because <strike>Israblog is only one of its kind (probably because hebrew is such a shitty language only Jews ever bother to study it)</strike> ([[~~disregard that~~\| Not true; this faggotry is abundant all over the jewish net), it has become the universal portal for the aforementioned [[attention whore]]s who, either by choice or stupidity beg for acknowledgment, boost their own by egos by bragging about their number of hits and post pictures of themselves wearing clothes of popular youth cultures that have died out in the [[america\|US]] about [[100 years ago\|9 years ago]]. All this, but '''in Hebrew!'''.		Because <strike>Israblog is only one of its kind (probably because hebrew is such a shitty language only Jews ever bother to study it)</strike> ([[Disregard\|Not true; this faggotry is abundant all over the jewish net]]), it has become the universal portal for the aforementioned [[attention whore]]s who, either by choice or stupidity beg for acknowledgment, boost their own by egos by bragging about their number of hits and post pictures of themselves wearing clothes of popular youth cultures that have died out in the [[america\|US]] about [[100 years ago\|9 years ago]]. All this, but '''in Hebrew!'''.

	Israblog also helps propagate [[internet drama]] by listing completely useless information like common birthdays, [[n00b\|newcomers]] and RSS feeds on its main site. The site even states that the [[shit]] written by their attention whores actually belongs to the attention whores and not the Israblog host, a major improvement in Company-User relations since every major company realized their EULAs are [[crap]].		Israblog also helps propagate [[internet drama]] by listing completely useless information like common birthdays, [[n00b\|newcomers]] and RSS feeds on its main site. The site even states that the [[shit]] written by their attention whores actually belongs to the attention whores and not the Israblog host, a major improvement in Company-User relations since every major company realized their EULAs are [[crap]].