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			[[Image:Bayeux middleenglish.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|An early example]]

			The mortal enemy of [[spellcheck]], the various dialects of '''Internets English''', ranging from [[1337]], imspeak, [[lolcat]] (now divorced from chanspeak, I don't care if they are the same; you don't see too much of Kitty Pidgin on chans now) is a language that has a large amount of speakers, ranging from the [[Anonymous]] collective, their [[retards\|allied forces]] of [[ED]], the [[chan\|*chans]] and various other [[internets\| major and minor e-communities]]. The former leader of the free world, [[George W. Bush]], is also an [[moron\|aficionado]] of Internets English.

			Many '''Internets English''' mainstays such as the verb "[[pwn]]" (a derivative of "[[own]]") are considered to be bona fide [[typo]]s that, having entered the [[Internet Hate Machine]], were not only accepted into the [[lulz\|lexicon]] but aggressively adopted for [[great justice\|everyday use]]. Though there is a different between 1337 and words like 'Pwn' and chanspeak, many internet dialects of English are [[clusterfuck\|spoken together]].

			In chanspeak, for example it is now an accepted option, nay [[DO IT FAGGOT\|OBLIGATORY]] that '''"the"''' be spelled '''"teh"''', '''"[[cake]]"''' becomes '''"caek"''', '''"[[hate]]"''', '''"haet"''' and '''"[[like]]"''', '''"[[mudkips\|liek]]"'''*.

			<small>*Many speakers also claim that you "[[fail it]]" if you spell '''like''', '''leik''' or '''hate''', '''hat'''.</small>

			Large quantities of the internet dialects spoken, for example "[[plox]]" ("please") and phrases like and "[[LOL WUT]]" (as in: "excuse me, what did you say?") are not well known in the "[[IRL\|real world]]", make [[NORP\|ordinary people]] think you're a [[/b/tard\|retard]] when used in [[IRL\|real world]] situations.

			For example, going into your local bank and passing your teller a note that says '''"PLOX 2 BE GIVE ME MOAR JEW GOLD (or [[Lioncash]]) OR IRL [[B&]]"''' will unlikely get you a bag of crisp $100 bills much less a '''"[[NO U]]!"'''

			The third category are Internets English words and phrases that have come to us from [[Japan]]ese [[video games\|culture]], either in their [[crack\|original]] form (see [[Desu]] and [[Kawaii]]) or via [[Engrish]] translation (see [[All Your Base Are Belong To Us]] and are much beloved by large portions of the [[Weeb]].

			Examples include, "[[DESU]]", "[[NO U]]!", "[[DO NOT WANT]]! and "that's totally [[kawaii]]!"

			[[Image:HiButan4.jpg\|thumb\|250px]]

			==Examples==
			*[[Internets]]
			*[[push butan]]
			*[[i has a shuvel]]
			*[[I Has a Bucket]]
			*[[how do I shot web]]
			*[[the Google{{!}}teh Google]]
			*[[so i herd u liek mudkip]]
			*[[all your base are belong to us]]
			*[[Moar]]
			*[[Sauce]]
			*[[Desu]]
			*[[Sechs]]
			*[[NO U]]
			*[[DO NOT WANT]]!

			==Image Macros==
			Other times, this '''raep''' of the [[English\|Queen's English]] is deliberate, such as with the seemingly endless stream of 'cute' [[Caturday\|animal macros]] coming from [[loser\|lame]] [[NORP]] sites like [[lolcat]], where the oh-so [[unfunny\|witty]] [[shoop]]er will tag a variety of animals in lulzy situations with the obligatory hilarious [[ALL CAPS\|IMPACT]] caption suggesting said animal can speak but not spell. Most of these [[fags\|wags]] can only [[penis\|get it up]] for an '''I HAS A (WHATEVER)''' shoop whilst [[college]] grads will show their parents that the small fortune it cost putting them through [[W\|Yale]] was worth every penny by mangling the word '''corn''' into '''corm''', for example. There is a difference between LOLCAT and chanspeak; it became pronounced a while ago.

			<center><gallery>
			Image:Hamster.jpg
			Image:Cormspleasehamster.jpg
			Image:Feets.jpg
			Image:Ihasashuvel.jpg
			Image:Bucket.png
			Image:Moar_foodz.png
			Image:Moar-halp.png
			Image:Plane_wtf.png
			</gallery></center>

			==See Also==
			*[[Introduction to English]]
			*[[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT]]
			*[[Spellcheck]]
			*[[Wordfilter]]
			*[[Punctuation Nazi]]
			*[[Wikipedese]]
			*[[Esperanto]]
			{{Language}}


			[[Category:Internets Phenomena]]
			[[Category:Galleries]]

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	~~{{pixplz}}~~		Nice vandal security ya got there, ED! Keep up the good work! :)

	~~[[Image:Bayeux middleenglish.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|An early example]]~~

	~~The mortal enemy of [[spellcheck]], the various dialects of '''Internets English''', ranging from [[1337]], imspeak~~, [[lolcat]] (now divorced from chanspeak, I don't care if they are the same; you don't see too much of Kitty Pidgin on chans now) is a language that has a large amount of speakers, ranging from the [[Anonymous]] collective, their [[retards\|allied forces]] of [[ED~~]], the [[chan\|*chans]] and various other [[internets\| major and minor e-communities]]. The former leader of the free world, [[George W. Bush]], is also an [[moron\|aficionado]] of Internets English.~~

	Many '''Internets English''' mainstays such as the verb "[[pwn]]" (a derivative of "[[own]]") are considered to be bona fide [[typo]]s that, having entered the [[Internet Hate Machine]], were not only accepted into the [[lulz\|lexicon]] but aggressively adopted for [[great justice\|everyday use]]. Though there is a different between 1337 and words like 'Pwn' and chanspeak, many internet dialects of English are [[clusterfuck\|spoken together]].

	In chanspeak, for example it is now an accepted option, nay [[DO IT FAGGOT\|OBLIGATORY]] that '''"the"''' be spelled '''"teh"''', '''"[[cake]]"''' becomes '''"caek"''', '''"[[hate]]"''', '''"haet"''' and '''"[[like]]"''', '''"[[mudkips\|liek]]"'''*.

	~~<small>*Many speakers also claim that you "[[fail it]]" if you spell '''like''', '''leik''' or '''hate''', '''hat'''.</small>~~

	Large quantities of the internet dialects spoken, for example "[[plox]]" ("please") and phrases like and "[[LOL WUT]]" (as in: "excuse me, what did you say?") are not well known in the "[[IRL\|real world]]", make [[NORP\|ordinary people]] think you're a [[/b/tard\|retard]] when used in [[IRL\|real world]] situations.

	For example, going into your local bank and passing your teller a note that says '''"PLOX 2 BE GIVE ME MOAR JEW GOLD (or [[Lioncash]]) OR IRL [[B&]]"''' will unlikely get you a bag of crisp $100 bills much less a '''"[[NO U]]!~~"'''~~

	The third category are Internets English words and phrases that have come to us from [[Japan]]ese [[video games\|culture]], either in their [[crack\|original]] form (see [[Desu]] and [[Kawaii]]) or via [[Engrish]] translation (see [[All Your Base Are Belong To Us]] and are much beloved by large portions of the ~~[[Weeb]].~~

	~~Examples include, "[[DESU]]", "[[NO U]]~~!~~", "[[DO NOT WANT]]! and "that's totally [[kawaii]]!"~~

	~~[[Image~~:~~HiButan4.jpg\|thumb\|250px]]~~

	~~==Examples==~~
	*[[Internets]]
	*[[push butan]]
	*[[i has a shuvel]]
	*[[I Has a Bucket]]
	*[[how do I shot web]]
	*[[the Google{{!}}teh Google]]
	*[[so i herd u liek mudkip]]
	*[[all your base are belong to us]]
	*[[Moar]]
	*[[Sauce]]
	*[[Desu]]
	*[[Sechs]]
	*[[NO U]]
	*[[DO NOT WANT]]!

	~~==Image Macros==~~
	Other times, this '''raep''' of the [[English\|Queen's English]] is deliberate, such as with the seemingly endless stream of 'cute' [[Caturday\|animal macros]] coming from [[loser\|lame]] [[NORP]] sites like [[lolcat]], where the oh-so [[unfunny\|witty]] [[shoop]]er will tag a variety of animals in lulzy situations with the obligatory hilarious [[ALL CAPS\|IMPACT]] caption suggesting said animal can speak but not spell. Most of these [[fags\|wags]] can only [[penis\|get it up]] for an '''I HAS A (WHATEVER)''' shoop whilst [[college]] grads will show their parents that the small fortune it cost putting them through [[W\|Yale]] was worth every penny by mangling the word '''corn''' into '''corm''', for example. There is a difference between LOLCAT and chanspeak; it became pronounced a while ago.

	~~<center><gallery>~~
	~~Image:Hamster.jpg~~
	~~Image:Cormspleasehamster.jpg~~
	~~Image:Feets.jpg~~
	~~Image:Ihasashuvel.jpg~~
	~~Image:Bucket.png~~
	~~Image:Moar_foodz.png~~
	~~Image:Moar-halp.png~~
	~~Image:Plane_wtf.png~~
	~~</gallery></center>~~

	~~==See Also==~~
	*[[Introduction to English]]
	*[[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT]]
	*[[Spellcheck]]
	*[[Wordfilter]]
	*[[Punctuation Nazi]]
	*[[Wikipedese]]
	*[[Esperanto]]
	~~{{Language}}~~


	~~[[Category:Internets Phenomena]]~~
	~~[[Category:Galleries]]~~

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	Other times, this '''raep''' of the [[English\|Queen's English]] is deliberate, such as with the seemingly endless stream of 'cute' [[Caturday\|animal macros]] coming from [[loser\|lame]] [[NORP]] sites like [[lolcat]], where the oh-so [[unfunny\|witty]] [[shoop]]er will tag a variety of animals in lulzy situations with the obligatory hilarious [[IMPACT]] caption suggesting said animal can speak but not spell. Most of these [[fags\|wags]] can only [[penis\|get it up]] for an '''I HAS A (WHATEVER)''' shoop whilst [[college]] grads will show their parents that the small fortune it cost putting them through [[W\|Yale]] was worth every penny by mangling the word '''corn''' into '''corm''', for example. There is a difference between LOLCAT and chanspeak; it became pronounced a while ago.		Other times, this '''raep''' of the [[English\|Queen's English]] is deliberate, such as with the seemingly endless stream of 'cute' [[Caturday\|animal macros]] coming from [[loser\|lame]] [[NORP]] sites like [[lolcat]], where the oh-so [[unfunny\|witty]] [[shoop]]er will tag a variety of animals in lulzy situations with the obligatory hilarious [[ALL CAPS\|IMPACT]] caption suggesting said animal can speak but not spell. Most of these [[fags\|wags]] can only [[penis\|get it up]] for an '''I HAS A (WHATEVER)''' shoop whilst [[college]] grads will show their parents that the small fortune it cost putting them through [[W\|Yale]] was worth every penny by mangling the word '''corn''' into '''corm''', for example. There is a difference between LOLCAT and chanspeak; it became pronounced a while ago.

	<gallery>		<center><gallery>
	Image:Hamster.jpg		Image:Hamster.jpg
	Image:Cormspleasehamster.jpg		Image:Cormspleasehamster.jpg
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	Image:Moar-halp.png		Image:Moar-halp.png
	Image:Plane_wtf.png		Image:Plane_wtf.png
	</gallery>		</gallery></center>

	==See Also==		==See Also==

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	[[Image:Bayeux middleenglish.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|An early example]]		[[Image:Bayeux middleenglish.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|An early example]]

	The mortal enemy of [[spellcheck]], the various dialects of '''Internets English''', ranging from [[1337]], imspeak, [[lolcat]] (now divorced from chanspeak, I don't care if they are the same; you don't see too much of Kitty Pidgin on chans now) is a language that has a large amount of speakers, ranging from the [[Anonymous]] collective, their [[retards\|allied forces]] of [[ED]], the [[chan\|*chans]] and various other [[internets\| major and minor e-communities]]. The leader of the free world, [[George W. Bush]], is also an [[moron\|aficionado]] of Internets English.		The mortal enemy of [[spellcheck]], the various dialects of '''Internets English''', ranging from [[1337]], imspeak, [[lolcat]] (now divorced from chanspeak, I don't care if they are the same; you don't see too much of Kitty Pidgin on chans now) is a language that has a large amount of speakers, ranging from the [[Anonymous]] collective, their [[retards\|allied forces]] of [[ED]], the [[chan\|*chans]] and various other [[internets\| major and minor e-communities]]. The former leader of the free world, [[George W. Bush]], is also an [[moron\|aficionado]] of Internets English.

	Many '''Internets English''' mainstays such as the verb "[[pwn]]" (a derivative of "[[own]]") are considered to be bona fide [[typo]]s that, having entered the [[Internet Hate Machine]], were not only accepted into the [[lulz\|lexicon]] but aggressively adopted for [[great justice\|everyday use]]. Though there is a different between 1337 and words like 'Pwn' and chanspeak, many internet dialects of English are [[clusterfuck\|spoken together]].		Many '''Internets English''' mainstays such as the verb "[[pwn]]" (a derivative of "[[own]]") are considered to be bona fide [[typo]]s that, having entered the [[Internet Hate Machine]], were not only accepted into the [[lulz\|lexicon]] but aggressively adopted for [[great justice\|everyday use]]. Though there is a different between 1337 and words like 'Pwn' and chanspeak, many internet dialects of English are [[clusterfuck\|spoken together]].

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	{{Language}}		{{Language}}

	~~[[Category:Netspeak]]~~
	[[Category:Internets Phenomena]]		[[Category:Internets Phenomena]]
	[[Category:Galleries]]		[[Category:Galleries]]

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[[Image:Bayeux middleenglish.jpg|thumb|300px|An early example]]

The mortal enemy of [[spellcheck]], the various dialects of '''Internets English''', ranging from [[1337]], imspeak, [[lolcat]] (now divorced from chanspeak, I don't care if they are the same; you don't see too much of Kitty Pidgin on *chans now) is a language that has a large amount of speakers, ranging from the [[Anonymous]] collective, their [[retards|allied forces]] of [[ED]], the [[*chan|*chans]] and various other [[internets| major and minor e-communities]]. The leader of the free world, [[George W. Bush]], is also an [[moron|aficionado]] of Internets English.

Many '''Internets English''' mainstays such as the verb "[[pwn]]" (a derivative of "[[own]]") are considered to be bona fide [[typo]]s that, having entered the [[Internet Hate Machine]], were not only accepted into the [[lulz|lexicon]] but aggressively adopted for [[great justice|everyday use]]. Though there is a different between 1337 and words like 'Pwn' and chanspeak, many internet dialects of English are [[clusterfuck|spoken together]].

In chanspeak, for example it is now an accepted option, nay [[DO IT FAGGOT|OBLIGATORY]] that '''"the"''' be spelled '''"teh"''', '''"[[cake]]"''' becomes '''"caek"''', '''"[[hate]]"''', '''"haet"''' and '''"[[like]]"''', '''"[[mudkips|liek]]"'''*.

<small>*Many speakers also claim that you "[[fail it]]" if you spell '''like''', '''leik''' or '''hate''', '''hat'''.</small>

Large quantities of the internet dialects spoken, for example "[[plox]]" ("please") and phrases like and "[[LOL WUT]]" (as in: "excuse me, what did you say?") are not well known in the "[[IRL|real world]]", make [[NORP|ordinary people]] think you're a [[/b/tard|retard]] when used in [[IRL|real world]] situations.

For example, going into your local bank and passing your teller a note that says '''"PLOX 2 BE GIVE ME MOAR JEW GOLD (or [[Lioncash]]) OR IRL [[B&]]"''' will unlikely get you a bag of crisp $100 bills much less a '''"[[NO U]]!"'''

The third category are Internets English words and phrases that have come to us from [[Japan]]ese [[video games|culture]], either in their [[crack|original]] form (see [[Desu]] and [[Kawaii]]) or via [[Engrish]] translation (see [[All Your Base Are Belong To Us]] and are much beloved by large portions of the [[Weeb]].

Examples include, "[[DESU]]", "[[NO U]]!", "[[DO NOT WANT]]! and "that's totally [[kawaii]]!"

[[Image:HiButan4.jpg|thumb|250px]]

==Examples==
*[[Internets]]
*[[push butan]]
*[[i has a shuvel]]
*[[I Has a Bucket]]
*[[how do I shot web]]
*[[the Google{{!}}teh Google]]
*[[so i herd u liek mudkip]]
*[[all your base are belong to us]]
*[[Moar]]
*[[Sauce]]
*[[Desu]]
*[[Sechs]]
*[[NO U]]
*[[DO NOT WANT]]!

==Image Macros==
Other times, this '''raep''' of the [[English|Queen's English]] is deliberate, such as with the seemingly endless stream of 'cute' [[Caturday|animal macros]] coming from [[loser|lame]] [[NORP]] sites like [[lolcat]], where the oh-so [[unfunny|witty]] [[shoop]]er will tag a variety of animals in lulzy situations with the obligatory hilarious [[IMPACT]] caption suggesting said animal can speak but not spell. Most of these [[fags|wags]] can only [[penis|get it up]] for an '''I HAS A (WHATEVER)''' shoop whilst [[college]] grads will show their parents that the small fortune it cost putting them through [[W|Yale]] was worth every penny by mangling the word '''corn''' into '''corm''', for example. There is a difference between LOLCAT and chanspeak; it became pronounced a while ago.

<gallery>
Image:Hamster.jpg
Image:Cormspleasehamster.jpg
Image:Feets.jpg
Image:Ihasashuvel.jpg
Image:Bucket.png
Image:Moar_foodz.png
Image:Moar-halp.png
Image:Plane_wtf.png
</gallery>

==See Also==
*[[Introduction to English]]
*[[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT]]
*[[Spellcheck]]
*[[Wordfilter]]
*[[Punctuation Nazi]]
*[[Wikipedese]]
*[[Esperanto]]
{{Language}}

[[Category:Netspeak]]
[[Category:Internets Phenomena]]
[[Category:Galleries]]