Internet Kill Switch - Revision history

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	He got the idea when he was catching up on old [[South Park]] episodes and saw [http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/1206/ Over Logging] from [[2008\|season 12]].		He got the idea when he was catching up on old [[South Park]] episodes and saw [http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/1206/ Over Logging] from [[2008\|season 12]].

	What he failed to realize is that [[Fucktard\|Dan Kaminksy]] thinks he already has this kill switch, which he plays with ~~inbetween~~ drinking [[Mexico\|tequila]] and masturbating to XSS. In one of the most fucked up jokes on the Internet, Dan Kaminsky was given a part of the key. Somehow, people forgot that Dan had his shitty shell box owned up due to ~~wordpress~~ bugs (blogging, lol).		What he failed to realize is that [[Fucktard\|Dan Kaminksy]] thinks he already has this kill switch, which he plays with in between drinking [[Mexico\|tequila]] and masturbating to XSS. In one of the most fucked up jokes on the Internet, Dan Kaminsky was given a part of the key. Somehow, people forgot that Dan had his shitty shell box owned up due to [[WordPress]] bugs (blogging, lol).

	If there ever is a kill switch, it will more than likely be abused...assuming that whoever is in charge knows how to use a [[computer]]. Like anyone [[Ted Stevens\|over 60]], they will need the help of their children to use it.		If there ever is a kill switch, it will more than likely be abused...assuming that whoever is in charge knows how to use a [[computer]]. Like anyone [[Ted Stevens\|over 60]], they will need the help of their children to use it.

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	~~[[File:Ph-kill-switch.jpg\|thumb\|left\|300px\|[[Black Jesus]] at the switch.]]~~

	~~[[File:South_park_overlogging.jpg\|thumb\|The Dept of Homeland Security prepare to shut down the Internets]]~~
	~~[[File:Killswitch-engaged.jpg\|thumb\|KIll switch engaged!]]~~
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	Ostensibly, the proposed kill switch is to prevent a major [[DDoS\|cyber attack]] from [[blaming China\|Chinese hax0rs]] in an attempt to clog up the tubes with cheap, toxic Chinese [[pr0n]]s and bring down the Internets [[9/11\|Twin Towers]], but the real purpose of the kill switch is to stifle dissent [[lie\|for the children]] and to protect the [[China\|cultural heritage]] of [[1337\|American Exceptionalism]] that we [[bullshit\|so rightfully deserve]]. Also, since Lieberman is a [[newfag\|technophobe]] who hates progress, it's part of his evil plan to take us back to a time of [[old meme\|traditional values]] like black & white TV, rotary dial phones, and [[vinyl\|record stores]].		Ostensibly, the proposed kill switch is to prevent a major [[DDoS\|cyber attack]] from [[blaming China\|Chinese hax0rs]] in an attempt to clog up the tubes with cheap, toxic Chinese [[pr0n]]s and bring down the Internets [[9/11\|Twin Towers]], but the real purpose of the kill switch is to stifle dissent [[lie\|for the children]] and to protect the [[China\|cultural heritage]] of [[1337\|American Exceptionalism]] that we [[bullshit\|so rightfully deserve]]. Also, since Lieberman is a [[newfag\|technophobe]] who hates progress, it's part of his evil plan to take us back to a time of [[old meme\|traditional values]] like black & white TV, rotary dial phones, and [[vinyl\|record stores]].

	~~==Gallery==~~
	~~<center><gallery>~~
	~~File:InternetKIllSwitch.jpg\|The real internet kill switch.~~
	~~File:Switch off the internet.png\|And another.~~
	~~File:Netkillswitchlulz.jpg\| And ANOTHER!~~
	~~File:End of the internet.jpg\|The end of the internet. Literally.~~
	~~File:Last page on the internet.png\|Somewhat strangely, the end of the internet is in fact all over the internet.~~
	~~</gallery></center>~~

	==See Also==		==See Also==
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	*[[Taking down ED]]		*[[Taking down ED]]
	*[[The Great Egyptian Riot of 2011‎]]		*[[The Great Egyptian Riot of 2011‎]]
	*[[~~CISCO~~]] who actually do have an internet kill switch and always have		*[[Cisco]] who actually do have an internet kill switch and always have

	==External Links==		==External Links==

imported>MrWombat: /* See Also */

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	{{quote\|We cannot afford to wait for a [[~~habbo~~\|cyber 9/11]] before our government realizes the [[SFB\|importance]] of protecting our cyber resources.\|[[JEWS DID WTC\|Lieberman]]}}		{{quote\|We cannot afford to wait for a [[LOL WUT\|cyber 9/11]] before our government realizes the [[SFB\|importance]] of protecting our [[Porn\|cyber resources]].\|[[JEWS DID WTC\|Lieberman]]}}

	In June [[2010]], grumpy old [[buzzkill]]ing troll [[Joe Lieberman]] introduced a bill to the [[US]] Congress that will install a big, red [[Your_mom\|easy]] button in the Oval Office of the White House, so that [[butthurt\|Presidents]] can turn off the [[Internets]] with the [[fap\|flick]] of the wrist in the event of a [[9/11\|national emergency]]. Never mind that the Prez already has the power according to [[old meme\|Telecommunications Act of 1996]] that says the President has broad powers to simply shut off any and all regulated telecommunications if he/she/[[Black Jesus\|Chosen One]] deems it necessary for national security. He can't shut off [[ED\|a website]], but he can shut off any and all wireless or wired [[Internet]] access.		In June [[2010]], grumpy old [[buzzkill]]ing troll [[Joe Lieberman]] introduced a bill to the [[US]] Congress that will install a big, red [[Your_mom\|easy]] button in the Oval Office of the White House, so that [[butthurt\|Presidents]] can turn off the [[Internets]] with the [[fap\|flick]] of the wrist in the event of a [[9/11\|national emergency]]. Never mind that the Prez already has the power according to [[old meme\|Telecommunications Act of 1996]] that says the President has broad powers to simply shut off any and all regulated telecommunications if he/she/[[Black Jesus\|Chosen One]] deems it necessary for national security. He can't shut off [[ED\|a website]], but he can shut off any and all wireless or wired [[Internet]] access.

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	*[[Taking down ED]]		*[[Taking down ED]]
	*[[The Great Egyptian Riot of 2011‎]]		*[[The Great Egyptian Riot of 2011‎]]
			*[[CISCO]] who actually do have an internet kill switch and always have

	==External Links==		==External Links==