Intellectual Checkmate - Revision history

BoyyyFromAlaska: Tagging as a milked cow. This guy hasn't been relevant since 2008.

2025-01-24T19:12:21Z

Tagging as a milked cow. This guy hasn't been relevant since 2008.

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	[[Image:Moronchev.jpg\|thumb\|Goronchev, pitifully declaring war against the [[Internet Hate Machine]].]]		[[Image:Moronchev.jpg\|thumb\|Goronchev, pitifully declaring war against the [[Internet Hate Machine]].]]

Lazarus: /* Gallery */

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Gallery

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	Image:Acatisfinetoogoronchev.jpg\|Following the footsteps of [[Kenny Glenn]] his national [[an hero]]. [[A_cat_is_fine_too]]		Image:Acatisfinetoogoronchev.jpg\|Following the footsteps of [[Kenny Glenn]] his national [[an hero]]. [[A_cat_is_fine_too]]
	Image:Goronchev-faggot-demotivational-poster-1211030195.jpg\|		Image:Goronchev-faggot-demotivational-poster-1211030195.jpg\|
	Image:Goronchevbaw.png\|Smugfag crying over a bodybuilding member trollin him over his dead mum. thread for extra [[lulz]]: http://tinyurl.com/7mvh8ed		Image:Goronchevbaw.png\|Smugfag crying over a bodybuilding member trollin him over his dead mum. thread for extra [[lulz]]: old bodybuilding.com site http://tinyurl.com/7mvh8ed link dead
	Image:Goronchev_drugs.jpg\| What he does before making videos.		Image:Goronchev_drugs.jpg\| What he does before making videos.
	Image:Goronchevgayblackguy.png\| Being hit on by gay [[black_people\|niggers]]. Maybe goronchev wants black people to have some [[cum\|vanilla]] after all.		Image:Goronchevgayblackguy.png\| Being hit on by gay [[black_people\|niggers]]. Maybe goronchev wants black people to have some [[cum\|vanilla]] after all.

BoyyyFromAlaska: /* Smugfag and the Old Media */

2025-01-02T17:25:25Z

Smugfag and the Old Media

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	<center><youtube>PNfVhoKVx7Q</youtube></center>		<center><youtube>PNfVhoKVx7Q</youtube></center>
			{{Quote\|These people are extremely organized...\|Goronchev, referring to this page written by a 16-year-old on the shitter.}}

	Though this appears to be Smugfag's first news appearance, it might be possible that he has appeared on Fox before. You be the judge:		Though this appears to be Smugfag's first news appearance, it might be possible that he has appeared on Fox before. You be the judge:

BoyyyFromAlaska: Added cleanup template. This page has just been used for sperging for 12 years. Let's fix it up.

2024-11-24T18:31:12Z

Added cleanup template. This page has just been used for sperging for 12 years. Let's fix it up.

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NEVER GOON at 18:44, 16 October 2024

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	{{Timeline\|Featured article December 14, [[2007]]\|[[Penis Nosed Fox]]\|~~Smugfag~~\|[[Robert Hawkins]]}}		{{Timeline\|Featured article December 14, [[2007]]\|[[Penis Nosed Fox]]\|Intellectual Checkmate\|[[Robert Hawkins]]}}

	[[Category:Abnormal_Psych]]		[[Category:Abnormal_Psych]]

BoyyyFromAlaska: Hey, guys. It's the original creator of the page from 2007. Long time. Removed two lame-ass jokes I came up with when I was 16 -- I added the shit to Dr. Anonymous that was already there, so just correcting that.

2024-10-13T00:47:25Z

Hey, guys. It's the original creator of the page from 2007. Long time. Removed two lame-ass jokes I came up with when I was 16 -- I added the shit to Dr. Anonymous that was already there, so just correcting that.

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	*Goronchev has the ability to read [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].		*Goronchev has the ability to read [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].
	*The only thing smaller than a Jew's penis is a negro's "To Do" list.		*The only thing smaller than a Jew's penis is a negro's "To Do" list.
	*The only thing on a [[negro]]'s "To Do" list is a Jew's small penis.
	*[[Jews did WTC]].		*[[Jews did WTC]].
	*Someone whose primary source of income is performing menial chores around the house has time too [[Bullshit\|precious to waste on ED]].		*Someone whose primary source of income is performing menial chores around the house has time too [[Bullshit\|precious to waste on ED]].
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	I admit to doing #2- mostly because I know you can't place much faith in #1, and #3 will get you beaten up. If 4.25" is 'average', then 'above average' is anything above 4.25. Even 4.26. Whoopty-fucking-doo. Congratulations, smugfag.		I admit to doing #2- mostly because I know you can't place much faith in #1, and #3 will get you beaten up. If 4.25" is 'average', then 'above average' is anything above 4.25. Even 4.26. Whoopty-fucking-doo. Congratulations, smugfag.

	On one further note; you said, and I quote, "just because you perhaps can't get laid in a Tijuana whorehouse doesn't mean it's that way for all of us." Now, what the fuck? Does this statement provide that fallingcryss, MagicalSexZebra, ae16weirdo and the rest of those beasty bitches were found in Tijuana whorehouses?

	Furthermore, his need to go out of his way to put everyone he meets into "intellectual checkmate" just further demonstrates his intellectual inferiority complex.\|Dr. David Anonymous, PhD}}		Furthermore, his need to go out of his way to put everyone he meets into "intellectual checkmate" just further demonstrates his intellectual inferiority complex.\|Dr. David Anonymous, PhD}}

Lazarus: /* The Final Goodbye */

2024-10-05T05:31:36Z

The Final Goodbye

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	Today, Goronchev continues to make videos of himself flexing his sphincter in his father's basement while talking shit about people in chat rooms with his only friends... which he's never met face-to-face. Though he says he no longer bothers with h8ers like Anonymous and Encyclopedia Dramatica, whenever a [[troll]] shows up at his doorstep he takes time out of his day to make fun of them by writing up a [[TL;DR]] "exposé" on his "victim." This generally revolves around teasing somebody for being of a different race, or else emailing their parents, asking them to stop. He has even gone as far as [http://goronchev.blogspot.com/2010/07/k-thor-jensen-plagiarist-hack-writer.html making fun of a comedy writer by posting pictures of his kids and calling them "deformed,"] thus cementing Smugfag's status as an petulant, balding manbaby douchebag.		Today, Goronchev continues to make videos of himself flexing his sphincter in his father's basement while talking shit about people in chat rooms with his only friends... which he's never met face-to-face. Though he says he no longer bothers with h8ers like Anonymous and Encyclopedia Dramatica, whenever a [[troll]] shows up at his doorstep he takes time out of his day to make fun of them by writing up a [[TL;DR]] "exposé" on his "victim." This generally revolves around teasing somebody for being of a different race, or else emailing their parents, asking them to stop. He has even gone as far as [http://goronchev.blogspot.com/2010/07/k-thor-jensen-plagiarist-hack-writer.html making fun of a comedy writer by posting pictures of his kids and calling them "deformed,"] thus cementing Smugfag's status as an petulant, balding manbaby douchebag.

	Smugfag met his nemesis in Benos, another stay-at-home manbaby with terminal Asperger's. Yes, the person he marked as his equal is, quite appropriately, somebody who can't even function in a social setting. When most others are busy raising families and living responsible, independent lives, Goronchev focuses upon challenging autistic live-with-parent men online, to prove that he is the best Goronchev in a world of Goronchevs. As the story goes, Benos couldn't stand Goronchev from the moment he laid eyes on him and felt the greatest frustration since the time that one kid with cerebral palsy spilled his juice box. So, Goronchev the Cancer Survivor put his lucky red cap on, while Benos the Aspie-Lord put on his goggles and the two fought a war of calling the other one the bigger idiot, neither realizing at any point in the debacle that [[Truth\|they are both massive retards]]. Goronchev, knowing that the most-fulfilling [[victory\|game]] involves desperate measures, contacted Benos' dad and cried about how much Benos had hurt his feelings. When Benos' dad told his son to behave to no avail, Goronchev did what any mature adult would do and contacted [[Fox_News\|Australian news media]], which of course is a lie. Or anyone willing to be goronchev's slave because the lazy faggot couldn't do it himself , and [[X is not your personal army]]. Obviously Goronchev believes he wants people call up Benos' dad, which will fail, because no one really cares. Smugfag also called Benos an [[racist\|Australian Arab]] on video, and everything went quiet for awhile, but overall, Goronchev remains a cunt. The irony of it all: [[faggot\|he watched and recorded an entire video of a man jacking off]], without realizing watching a solo jack off session is [[gay]].		Smugfag met his nemesis in Benos, another stay-at-home manbaby with terminal Asperger's. Yes, the person he marked as his equal is, quite appropriately, somebody who can't even function in a social setting. When most others are busy raising families and living responsible, independent lives, Goronchev focuses upon challenging autistic live-with-parent men online, to prove that he is the best Goronchev in a world of Goronchevs. As the story goes, Benos couldn't stand Goronchev from the moment he laid eyes on him and felt the greatest frustration since the time that one kid with cerebral palsy spilled his juice box. So, Goronchev the Cancer Survivor put his lucky red cap on, while Benos the Aspie-Lord put on his goggles and the two fought a war of calling the other one the bigger idiot, neither realizing at any point in the debacle that [[Truth\|they are both massive retards]]. Goronchev, knowing that the most-fulfilling [[victory\|game]] involves desperate measures, contacted Benos' dad and cried about how much Benos had hurt his feelings. When Benos' dad told his son to behave to no avail, Goronchev did what any mature adult would do and contacted [[Fox_News\|Australian news media]], which of course is a lie. Or anyone willing to be goronchev's slave because the lazy faggot couldn't do it himself , and [[X is not your personal army]]. Obviously Goronchev believes he wants people call up Benos' dad, which will fail, because no one really cares. Smugfag also called Benos an [[racist\|Australian Arab]] on video because he doesn't understand people's accents or race, and everything went quiet for awhile, but overall, Goronchev remains a cunt. The irony of it all: [[faggot\|he watched and recorded an entire video of a man jacking off]], without realizing watching a solo jack off session is [[gay]].

	==[[not gay\|Not Gay]]==		==[[not gay\|Not Gay]]==

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2023-01-31T22:23:39Z

External Links

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External Links

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	== External Links ==		== External Links ==
	*[https://archive.ph/juAz Goronchev hater group]		*[https://archive.ph/juAz Goronchev hater group]
			*[https://discord.com/channels/607393960301821965/607821077711683584 Discord]
	*[https://www.tiktok.com/@themrbomb When it could be worse while acting smug, he joins this shit site where everyone acts like faggots on camera]		*[https://www.tiktok.com/@themrbomb When it could be worse while acting smug, he joins this shit site where everyone acts like faggots on camera]
	*[https://spacehey.com/profile?id=72575 A account no really would care about anyway]		*[https://spacehey.com/profile?id=72575 A account no really would care about anyway]

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2022-08-06T07:41:02Z

External Links

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	[https://www.facebook.com/people/La-Bomb/100000509592396 His facebook is hidden or baleeted due to the exposing of benos revealing facebook chats that goronchev had with his dad]		[https://www.facebook.com/people/La-Bomb/100000509592396 His facebook is hidden or baleeted due to the exposing of benos revealing facebook chats that goronchev had with his dad]
	*<s>[http://brettkeanevideo.com/view_channel.php?user=GhostGoronchev</s> He now resides in brett keane's rectum] Beat up a guy yet not proven to be [[anonymous]] IRL, but only a lie to think he's bigger then [[4chan]] [[Truth\|We know he runs scared if someone pulled a knife at him, he's too busy trying to pwn a possible furry named benos on the interweb that no one really cares about]]</s> '''DEAD'''		*<s>[http://brettkeanevideo.com/view_channel.php?user=GhostGoronchev</s> He now resides in brett keane's rectum] Beat up a guy yet not proven to be [[anonymous]] IRL, but only a lie to think he's bigger then [[4chan]] [[Truth\|We know he runs scared if someone pulled a knife at him, he's too busy trying to pwn a possible furry named benos on the interweb that no one really cares about]]</s> '''DEAD'''
	*[http://twitter.com/goronchev Goronchev's Twatter] [[twitter\|twatter]] that he updates for his stickam and other bullshit ] He recently tried to [[butthurt\|protect his tweets]], because of benos trolling his ass, yet, [[realistic_expectations\|they can be still found by searching his name on the website]].		*[http://twitter.com/goronchev Goronchev's Twatter] [[twitter\|twatter]] that he updates for his stickam and other bullshit. He recently tried to [[butthurt\|protect his tweets]], because of benos trolling his ass, yet, [[realistic_expectations\|they can be still found by searching his name on the website]].
	*[http://tinychat.com/goronchev/ Tell how much you love his tiny penis], beware; this is all lies, as he has none.		*[http://tinychat.com/goronchev/ Tell how much you love his tiny penis], beware; this is all lies, as he has none.
	*[http://www.myspace.com/goronchev Smugfag's MySpace]		*[http://www.myspace.com/goronchev Smugfag's MySpace]

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	Image:Acatisfinetoogoronchev.jpg\|Following the footsteps of [[Kenny Glenn]] his national [[an hero]]. [[A_cat_is_fine_too]]		Image:Acatisfinetoogoronchev.jpg\|Following the footsteps of [[Kenny Glenn]] his national [[an hero]]. [[A_cat_is_fine_too]]
	Image:Goronchev-faggot-demotivational-poster-1211030195.jpg\|		Image:Goronchev-faggot-demotivational-poster-1211030195.jpg\|
	Image:Goronchevbaw.png\|Smugfag crying over a bodybuilding member trollin him over his dead mum. thread for extra [[lulz]]: http://tinyurl.com/7mvh8ed		Image:Goronchevbaw.png\|Smugfag crying over a bodybuilding member trollin him over his dead mum. thread for extra [[lulz]]: old bodybuilding.com site http://tinyurl.com/7mvh8ed link dead
	Image:Goronchev_drugs.jpg\| What he does before making videos.		Image:Goronchev_drugs.jpg\| What he does before making videos.
	Image:Goronchevgayblackguy.png\| Being hit on by gay [[black_people\|niggers]]. Maybe goronchev wants black people to have some [[cum\|vanilla]] after all.		Image:Goronchevgayblackguy.png\| Being hit on by gay [[black_people\|niggers]]. Maybe goronchev wants black people to have some [[cum\|vanilla]] after all.