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imported>SheepBot: teaching bitches how to swim

2014-02-11T06:47:56Z

teaching bitches how to swim

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imported>SheepBot: teaching bitches how to swim

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teaching bitches how to swim

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imported>SheepBot: teaching bitches how to swim

2014-02-11T06:47:56Z

teaching bitches how to swim

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imported>SheepBot: teaching bitches how to swim

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teaching bitches how to swim

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	* [http://bit.ly/cYXE2q Alternative link]		* [http://bit.ly/cYXE2q Alternative link]

	~~[[Category:~~Sites]]		{{Sites}}

imported>Gray: /* ImageFap Content */

2012-09-22T16:28:41Z

ImageFap Content

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	[[Image:Frustratedpedophile.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Frustration\|Frustrated]] [[pedophile]]]]		[[Image:Frustratedpedophile.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Frustration\|Frustrated]] [[pedophile]]]]
	[[Image:Imf2.JPG\|thumb\|right\|Stupefying incompetence? You're soaking in it!]]		[[Image:Imf2.JPG\|thumb\|right\|Stupefying incompetence? You're soaking in it!]]
	All content on [[ImageFap]] is user submitted. Content is broken down into main categories as follows (but not limited to): pictures of the user's [[cocks]], pictures user's wives or other guy's wives, heavily airbrushed/[[shooped]] pornography, [[shemales]], and a variety of less than sanitary/safe [[fetishes]]. Common themes or motifs in the multitudes of [[amateur pornography]] submitted to ImageFap are out of focus or blurred images, highly-compressed or images of such low resolution their subjects are nigh identifiable, women of Anglo or eastern European descent married to men of similar origins engaging in extra-marital sexual intercourse with men of black person descent, women beyond the age of desirability, or images displaying otherwise entirely [[ugly\|distasteful spectacles of the human form]].		All content on [[ImageFap]] is user submitted. Content is broken down into main categories as follows (but not limited to): pictures of the user's [[cocks]], pictures user's wives or other guy's wives, heavily airbrushed/[[shooped]] pornography, [[shemales]], and a variety of less than sanitary/safe [[fetishes]]. Common themes or motifs in the multitudes of amateur pornography submitted to ImageFap are out of focus or blurred images, highly-compressed or images of such low resolution their subjects are nigh identifiable, women of Anglo or eastern European descent married to men of similar origins engaging in extra-marital sexual intercourse with men of black person descent, women beyond the age of desirability, or images displaying otherwise entirely [[ugly\|distasteful spectacles of the human form]].

	'''Cocks'''. It is commonplace for ImageFap members to create a cock icon as an [[avatar]] or create hundreds of galleries of their cocks. It is not unusual to see these users wearing a '[[cock ring]]' or other [[chubbing]] apparatus.		'''Cocks'''. It is commonplace for ImageFap members to create a cock icon as an [[avatar]] or create hundreds of galleries of their cocks. It is not unusual to see these users wearing a 'cock ring' or other chubbing apparatus.

	'''Wives'''. There is a seemingly infinite number of images of ImageFap user's wives or images said to depict the wives of said users. The women shown in these images are usually tagged as '[[milf]]' status, but by no means have any merit to such a status by the universal standards of [[men\|discerning human beings]]. Often, these wives are engaged in extra-martial intercourse with men of black person descent. This is to fulfill the pathetic desire of weak, self-hating white men with small cocks who fancy the title '[[cuckold]].' [[What the fuck]].		'''Wives'''. There is a seemingly infinite number of images of ImageFap user's wives or images said to depict the wives of said users. The women shown in these images are usually tagged as '[[milf]]' status, but by no means have any merit to such a status by the universal standards of [[men\|discerning human beings]]. Often, these wives are engaged in extra-martial intercourse with men of black person descent. This is to fulfill the pathetic desire of weak, self-hating white men with small cocks who fancy the title '[[cuckold]].' [[What the fuck]].

	'''Heavily airbrushed/shooped pornography'''. ImageFap users under the age of 16 who have not yet deveoped any discernable taste in pornography will save entire 16 image preview galleries from pornographic "[[TGP]]" websites and upload them on ImageFap. While this genre of pornography is subject to individual taste, it is often considered garbage by actual men who favor images depicting actual women rather than what they would consider paintings of women. Bimbotic female individuals with low self-esteem who claim to be [[bisexual]] for attention will often profess interest in such airbrushed imagery.		'''Heavily airbrushed/shooped pornography'''. ImageFap users under the age of 16 who have not yet deveoped any discernable taste in pornography will save entire 16 image preview galleries from pornographic "TGP" websites and upload them on ImageFap. While this genre of pornography is subject to individual taste, it is often considered garbage by actual men who favor images depicting actual women rather than what they would consider paintings of women. Bimbotic female individuals with low self-esteem who claim to be [[bisexual]] for attention will often profess interest in such airbrushed imagery.

	'''Shemales'''. There are an egregious number of images depicting dainty men with breast implants on ImageFap. These men are more commonly referred to as [[shemales]], transexuals, lady-boys, etc. It is also common to see images depicting [[Transvestite\|regular men in women's clothing pretending to be women]]. Transcending sexuality is of course a logical, physical impossibility and ImageFap guests should exercise extreme caution when navigating the website to avoid accidental exposure to what is best described as a complete spectacle of human sexuality.		'''Shemales'''. There are an egregious number of images depicting dainty men with breast implants on ImageFap. These men are more commonly referred to as [[shemales]], transexuals, lady-boys, etc. It is also common to see images depicting [[Transvestite\|regular men in women's clothing pretending to be women]]. Transcending sexuality is of course a logical, physical impossibility and ImageFap guests should exercise extreme caution when navigating the website to avoid accidental exposure to what is best described as a complete spectacle of human sexuality.

imported>Armucat: tinyurl no longer allows imagefap links

2011-10-10T06:20:49Z

tinyurl no longer allows imagefap links

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	== External links ==		== External links ==
	* [http://www.imagefap.com/gallery.php?search=lolitas ImageFap]		* [http://www.imagefap.com/gallery.php?search=lolitas ImageFap]
	* [http://~~tinyurl~~.~~com~~/~~69yxbn~~ Alternative link]		* [http://bit.ly/cYXE2q Alternative link]

	[[Category:Sites]]		[[Category:Sites]]

imported>Mgs at 17:58, 31 May 2011

2011-05-31T17:58:51Z

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			[[Image:Logo.gif\|thumb\|right\|[[Comic Sans]] lets you know this is [[serious business]]]]
			'''ImageFap.com''' is famous for [[fail it\|failing it]] when it comes to being a porn pixs gallery. Every member of their tech staff resembles William Hung. They're an imagehosting site (in theory) and the pictures never load due to bandwidth issues, but at least their 8 billion banner ads and pop-ups do! ImageFap has even gone so far as to trademark the little red X. The very word ImageFap will soon become synonomous with anything that's completely fucked, i.e. "This situation in [[Iraq]] is totally ImageFapped."

	~~[[Image:Logo.gif\|thumb\|right\|[[Comic Sans]] lets you know this is [[serious business]]]]~~		== That Fucking Bandwidth! ==
	[[Image:Imf.JPG\|thumb\|right\|Just your typical day on ImageFap]]		[[Image:Imf.JPG\|thumb\|right\|Just your typical day on ImageFap]]

	ImageFap.com is famous for [[fail it\|failing it]] when it comes to being a porn pixs gallery. Every member of their tech staff resembles William Hung. They're an imagehosting site (in theory) and the pictures never load due to bandwidth issues, but at least their 8 billion banner ads and pop-ups do! ImageFap has even gone so far as to trademark the little red X. The very word ImageFap will soon become synonomous with anything that's completely fucked, i.e. "This situation in [[Iraq]] is totally ImageFapped."

	~~==That Fucking Bandwidth!==~~
	If you've ever tried to load a gallery there (which [[you]] probably have), you'll know how utterly slow it is. You will get the infamous loading ring, and each picture will take [[over 9000]] seconds to load. But hey, whilst your waiting, why not take the time to enjoy the millions of ads [[cuntpaste\|cuntpasted]] across the browser? 'Why the fuck do the ads load but my pics don't?!? I hear you scream. Well, like [[Runescape]], ImageFap do it for the [[lulz]].		If you've ever tried to load a gallery there (which [[you]] probably have), you'll know how utterly slow it is. You will get the infamous loading ring, and each picture will take [[over 9000]] seconds to load. But hey, whilst your waiting, why not take the time to enjoy the millions of ads [[cuntpaste\|cuntpasted]] across the browser? 'Why the fuck do the ads load but my pics don't?!? I hear you scream. Well, like [[Runescape]], ImageFap do it for the [[lulz]].

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	It is rumored that ImageFap was created when Ebaum buttfucked an AOL installation CD-ROM and this stunning combination of theft and fail spawned a website chock full of such epic lose.		It is rumored that ImageFap was created when Ebaum buttfucked an AOL installation CD-ROM and this stunning combination of theft and fail spawned a website chock full of such epic lose.

	==ImageFap Content==		== ImageFap Content ==
			[[Image:Search for lolitas.jpg\|thumb\|right]]
			[[Image:Frustratedpedophile.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Frustration\|Frustrated]] [[pedophile]]]]
			[[Image:Imf2.JPG\|thumb\|right\|Stupefying incompetence? You're soaking in it!]]
	All content on [[ImageFap]] is user submitted. Content is broken down into main categories as follows (but not limited to): pictures of the user's [[cocks]], pictures user's wives or other guy's wives, heavily airbrushed/[[shooped]] pornography, [[shemales]], and a variety of less than sanitary/safe [[fetishes]]. Common themes or motifs in the multitudes of [[amateur pornography]] submitted to ImageFap are out of focus or blurred images, highly-compressed or images of such low resolution their subjects are nigh identifiable, women of Anglo or eastern European descent married to men of similar origins engaging in extra-marital sexual intercourse with men of black person descent, women beyond the age of desirability, or images displaying otherwise entirely [[ugly\|distasteful spectacles of the human form]].		All content on [[ImageFap]] is user submitted. Content is broken down into main categories as follows (but not limited to): pictures of the user's [[cocks]], pictures user's wives or other guy's wives, heavily airbrushed/[[shooped]] pornography, [[shemales]], and a variety of less than sanitary/safe [[fetishes]]. Common themes or motifs in the multitudes of [[amateur pornography]] submitted to ImageFap are out of focus or blurred images, highly-compressed or images of such low resolution their subjects are nigh identifiable, women of Anglo or eastern European descent married to men of similar origins engaging in extra-marital sexual intercourse with men of black person descent, women beyond the age of desirability, or images displaying otherwise entirely [[ugly\|distasteful spectacles of the human form]].

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	'''Shemales'''. There are an egregious number of images depicting dainty men with breast implants on ImageFap. These men are more commonly referred to as [[shemales]], transexuals, lady-boys, etc. It is also common to see images depicting [[Transvestite\|regular men in women's clothing pretending to be women]]. Transcending sexuality is of course a logical, physical impossibility and ImageFap guests should exercise extreme caution when navigating the website to avoid accidental exposure to what is best described as a complete spectacle of human sexuality.		'''Shemales'''. There are an egregious number of images depicting dainty men with breast implants on ImageFap. These men are more commonly referred to as [[shemales]], transexuals, lady-boys, etc. It is also common to see images depicting [[Transvestite\|regular men in women's clothing pretending to be women]]. Transcending sexuality is of course a logical, physical impossibility and ImageFap guests should exercise extreme caution when navigating the website to avoid accidental exposure to what is best described as a complete spectacle of human sexuality.

			== CP Policy ==
	==CP Policy==
	~~[[Image:Imf2.JPG\|thumb\|right\|Stupefying incompetence? You're soaking in it!]]~~

	{{Main\|The Great ImageFap Troll}}		{{Main\|The Great ImageFap Troll}}
			[[Newfag]]s and unfortunately some oldfags alike get constantly [[troll]]ed by being told to search for "lolitas" and then proceed to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING]] in fear of getting [[Party_van\|v&]].
	~~Newfags~~ and unfortunately some oldfags alike get constantly [[troll]]ed by being told to search for "lolitas" and then proceed to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING]] in fear of getting [[Party_van\|v&]].

	If you enjoy a jolly good laugh, then you best be wise to [[troll]] /b/. Hopefully you'll come across a fair few [[newfags]] who are into [[CP]]. Click on the above link to learn how. Make sure you post pics of their reaction.		If you enjoy a jolly good laugh, then you best be wise to [[troll]] /b/. Hopefully you'll come across a fair few [[newfags]] who are into [[CP]]. Click on the above link to learn how. Make sure you post pics of their reaction.

	==See ~~Also~~==		== See also ==
	[[Image~~:Search for lolitas.jpg\|thumb\|right~~]]		* [[Image Hosting]]
	[[~~Image:Frustratedpedophile.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Frustration\|Frustrated]] [[pedophile]]~~]]		* [[The Great ImageFap Troll]]

	*[~~[Image Hosting]~~]		== External links ==
	*[~~[The Great ImageFap Troll]~~]		* [http://www.imagefap.com/gallery.php?search=lolitas ImageFap]
			* [http://tinyurl.com/69yxbn Alternative link]

	[[Category:Sites]]		[[Category:Sites]]

	~~== External Links ==~~
	*[http://www.imagefap.com/gallery.php?search=lolitas ImageFap]
	*[http://tinyurl.com/69yxbn Alternative link]

imported>Unknown: Created page with " [[Comic Sans lets you know this is serious business]] Just your typical day on ImageFap ImageFap.com is famous ..."

2011-04-16T04:21:11Z

Created page with " thumb|right|[[Comic Sans lets you know this is serious business]] thumb|right|Just your typical day on ImageFap ImageFap.com is famous ..."

New page

[[Image:Logo.gif|thumb|right|[[Comic Sans]] lets you know this is [[serious business]]]]
[[Image:Imf.JPG|thumb|right|Just your typical day on ImageFap]]

ImageFap.com is famous for [[fail it|failing it]] when it comes to being a porn pixs gallery. Every member of their tech staff resembles William Hung. They're an imagehosting site (in theory) and the pictures never load due to bandwidth issues, but at least their 8 billion banner ads and pop-ups do! ImageFap has even gone so far as to trademark the little red X. The very word ImageFap will soon become synonomous with anything that's completely fucked, i.e. "This situation in [[Iraq]] is totally ImageFapped."

==That Fucking Bandwidth!==
If you've ever tried to load a gallery there (which [[you]] probably have), you'll know how utterly slow it is. You will get the infamous loading ring, and each picture will take [[over 9000]] seconds to load. But hey, whilst your waiting, why not take the time to enjoy the millions of ads [[cuntpaste|cuntpasted]] across the browser? 'Why the fuck do the ads load but my pics don't?!? I hear you scream. Well, like [[Runescape]], ImageFap do it for the [[lulz]].

You know that gallery that you fapped to last night? What a surprise, its gone now! Imagefap is known for having one of the worst search engines in the history of the [[internets]]. Typing in hentai will most likely bring you [[Rosie O'Donnell]]. If you somehow manage to make it through the warzone that is the search engine to your desired gallery, congratulations, [[a winner is you]]!

But it doesn't fucking stop there. When the pics finally load, the infamous red X will appear. When this happens, it has been estimated that anywhere between 99-100% of Imagefap users will [[an hero]] them selves from the [[frustration]].

It is rumored that ImageFap was created when Ebaum buttfucked an AOL installation CD-ROM and this stunning combination of theft and fail spawned a website chock full of such epic lose.

==ImageFap Content==
All content on [[ImageFap]] is user submitted. Content is broken down into main categories as follows (but not limited to): pictures of the user's [[cocks]], pictures user's wives or other guy's wives, heavily airbrushed/[[shooped]] pornography, [[shemales]], and a variety of less than sanitary/safe [[fetishes]]. Common themes or motifs in the multitudes of [[amateur pornography]] submitted to ImageFap are out of focus or blurred images, highly-compressed or images of such low resolution their subjects are nigh identifiable, women of Anglo or eastern European descent married to men of similar origins engaging in extra-marital sexual intercourse with men of black person descent, women beyond the age of desirability, or images displaying otherwise entirely [[ugly|distasteful spectacles of the human form]].

'''Cocks'''. It is commonplace for ImageFap members to create a cock icon as an [[avatar]] or create hundreds of galleries of their cocks. It is not unusual to see these users wearing a '[[cock ring]]' or other [[chubbing]] apparatus.

'''Wives'''. There is a seemingly infinite number of images of ImageFap user's wives or images said to depict the wives of said users. The women shown in these images are usually tagged as '[[milf]]' status, but by no means have any merit to such a status by the universal standards of [[men|discerning human beings]]. Often, these wives are engaged in extra-martial intercourse with men of black person descent. This is to fulfill the pathetic desire of weak, self-hating white men with small cocks who fancy the title '[[cuckold]].' [[What the fuck]].

'''Heavily airbrushed/shooped pornography'''. ImageFap users under the age of 16 who have not yet deveoped any discernable taste in pornography will save entire 16 image preview galleries from pornographic "[[TGP]]" websites and upload them on ImageFap. While this genre of pornography is subject to individual taste, it is often considered garbage by actual men who favor images depicting actual women rather than what they would consider paintings of women. Bimbotic female individuals with low self-esteem who claim to be [[bisexual]] for attention will often profess interest in such airbrushed imagery.

'''Shemales'''. There are an egregious number of images depicting dainty men with breast implants on ImageFap. These men are more commonly referred to as [[shemales]], transexuals, lady-boys, etc. It is also common to see images depicting [[Transvestite|regular men in women's clothing pretending to be women]]. Transcending sexuality is of course a logical, physical impossibility and ImageFap guests should exercise extreme caution when navigating the website to avoid accidental exposure to what is best described as a complete spectacle of human sexuality.

==CP Policy==
[[Image:Imf2.JPG|thumb|right|Stupefying incompetence? You're soaking in it!]]

{{Main|The Great ImageFap Troll}}

Newfags and unfortunately some oldfags alike get constantly [[troll]]ed by being told to search for "lolitas" and then proceed to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING]] in fear of getting [[Party_van|v&]].

If you enjoy a jolly good laugh, then you best be wise to [[troll]] /b/. Hopefully you'll come across a fair few [[newfags]] who are into [[CP]]. Click on the above link to learn how. Make sure you post pics of their reaction.

==See Also==
[[Image:Search for lolitas.jpg|thumb|right]]
[[Image:Frustratedpedophile.jpg|thumb|right|[[Frustration|Frustrated]] [[pedophile]]]]

*[[Image Hosting]]
*[[The Great ImageFap Troll]]

[[Category:Sites]]

== External Links ==
*[http://www.imagefap.com/gallery.php?search=lolitas ImageFap]
*[http://tinyurl.com/69yxbn Alternative link]