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Snuegliffer returns: /* LULZy shit to happen here */

2024-12-31T17:25:33Z

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	*[[Keegan Salisbury]], a future pedophile and lulzy Discord mod retard with [[Ass Burgers]]		*[[Keegan Salisbury]], a future pedophile and lulzy Discord mod retard with [[Ass Burgers]]
	*Lamont Meeks, a pedophile and logo sperg with a fart fetish.		*Lamont Meeks, a pedophile and logo sperg with a fart fetish.
			*The attempted murder of [[Nick Fuentes]].
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imported>Lebasedfaggot: /* LULZy shit to happen here */

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	*The invention of the [[Dongcopter]] and the F40PH		*The invention of the [[Dongcopter]] and the F40PH
	*[[Keegan Salisbury]], a future pedophile and lulzy Discord mod retard with [[Ass Burgers]]		*[[Keegan Salisbury]], a future pedophile and lulzy Discord mod retard with [[Ass Burgers]]
			*Lamont Meeks, a pedophile and logo sperg with a fart fetish.
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imported>WeDoALittleTrolling: /* LULZy shit to happen here */

2021-12-19T16:36:36Z

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	*[[Troll\|Illinois Militia]] running [[mormon\|Brigham Young]] off to [[Utah]]		*[[Troll\|Illinois Militia]] running [[mormon\|Brigham Young]] off to [[Utah]]
	*The invention of the [[Dongcopter]] and the F40PH		*The invention of the [[Dongcopter]] and the F40PH
	*[[Keegan Salisbury]] ~~Future~~ pedophile and ~~lulz~~ Discord mod retard with [[Ass Burgers]]		*[[Keegan Salisbury]], a future pedophile and lulzy Discord mod retard with [[Ass Burgers]]
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imported>Dark64: /* LULZy shit to happen here */

2021-12-04T21:51:00Z

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	*The invention of the [[Dongcopter]] and the F40PH		*The invention of the [[Dongcopter]] and the F40PH
			*[[Keegan Salisbury]] Future pedophile and lulz Discord mod retard with [[Ass Burgers]]
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imported>Hipcrime: Reverted edits by TMZ (talk) to last revision by Zew0

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+[[File:Illinois worst state ever.png|thumb|right|'Nuff said.]]
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+Illy-NOISE is a state in the Midwest just [[Homosexual|under]] [[Wisconsin]] and just above [[Kentucky]].  Most people who find out that you're from Illinois then proceed to ask "Are you from [[Chicago]]?" which infuriates those who [[poor|aren't]] and those who [[nigger|are]].  Most of the population outside the cities consist of laid-off [[communism|union workers]], [[nazi|neo-nazis]], farmers with [[incest|nothing better to do]], and retired [[Lemon Party|old people]] who are waiting to die.  The state is divided between [[Civil War|North and South]], roughly about at [[The Simpsons|Springfield]].
-==See also==
-*[[Donny Long]]
+== History ==
-[[Category:Disease]][[Category:Doxed Individuals]][[Category:Dying Alone]][[Category:Faggotry]][[Category:Fellatio]][[Category:Gay Porn]][[Category:Penis]][[Category:Rage]][[Category:Sex]][[Category:Taking Down ED]][[Category:Whores]]
+Illinois was founded [[at least 100]] years ago by [[France|French]] [[furries|fur]] [[yiff|trappers]] in hopes of having a new heaven on Earth, but this was quickly shot down by the [[Injuns|Native Americans]] and the [[Whitey|European settlers]], because they both hate yiffers and the natives needed some more of that [[Alcohol|firewater]].  It is due to this hatred of the French and their furfappery that Illinois would go on to build the [[F40PH]].  Shortly after clearing off the [[furfag]] menace, the settlers, [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|doing what they do best when some minority encroaches on the land]], blew the fuck out of the natives, and started plunking their fat, Germanic asses on the land.

imported>TMZ at 07:11, 1 November 2018

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		==See also==
		*[[Donny Long]]
		[[Category:Disease]][[Category:Doxed Individuals]][[Category:Dying Alone]][[Category:Faggotry]][[Category:Fellatio]][[Category:Gay Porn]][[Category:Penis]][[Category:Rage]][[Category:Sex]][[Category:Taking Down ED]][[Category:Whores]]

imported>TMZ: BLANKING IN PROGRESS

2018-11-01T07:11:39Z

BLANKING IN PROGRESS

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	~~[[File:Illinois worst state ever.png\|thumb\|right\|'Nuff said.]]~~
	Illy-NOISE is a state in the Midwest just [[Homosexual\|under]] [[Wisconsin]] and just above [[Kentucky]]. Most people who find out that you're from Illinois then proceed to ask "Are you from [[Chicago]]?" which infuriates those who [[poor\|aren't]] and those who [[nigger\|are]]. Most of the population outside the cities consist of laid-off [[communism\|union workers]], [[nazi\|neo-nazis]], farmers with [[incest\|nothing better to do]], and retired [[Lemon Party\|old people]] who are waiting to die. The state is divided between [[Civil War\|North and South]], roughly about at [[The Simpsons\|Springfield]].

	~~== History ==~~
	Illinois was founded [[at least 100]] years ago by [[France\|French]] [[furries\|fur]] [[yiff\|trappers]] in hopes of having a new heaven on Earth, but this was quickly shot down by the [[Injuns\|Native Americans]] and the [[Whitey\|European settlers]], because they both hate yiffers and the natives needed some more of that [[Alcohol\|firewater]]. It is due to this hatred of the French and their furfappery that Illinois would go on to build the [[F40PH]]. Shortly after clearing off the [[furfag]] menace, the settlers, [[KILL IT WITH FIRE\|doing what they do best when some minority encroaches on the land]], blew the fuck out of the natives, and started plunking their fat, Germanic asses on the land.

	At some point, [[Neckbeard\|Abraham Lincoln]] showed up and decided to be a [[Attorney at lol\|lawyer]], but then got to [[Washington, D.C.\|DC]] and freed all the [[nigra\|nigras]] after sending Ulysses S. Grant and [[William Tecumseh Sherman]] to deliciously [[raep]] the South for all of its [[Jew Gold\|cotton]], [[niggers\|slaves]], and [[buttsecks\|tight asshole]], no lube for extra burn. Shortly afterward, [[Ronald Reagan]] was born in Tampico.

	During the [[Cold War]], because Illinois was out of the reach of the [[Russia\|Soviet]] Intercontinental Ballisti-dicks, a lot of military installations of US [[IBM\|ICBMs]] were installed in Illinois, primarily around [[DOUBLE NIGGER\|East St. Louis]], because even if a Russian [[Divide by Zero\|nuked the nuke field]], it would do us all a favor by [[The Chemo That Is Curing /b/ \|removing East St. Louis from the map]].

	Sometime [[last Thursday]], all the [[lie\|good politicians]] decided to [[GTFO]] and left all the [[Anonymous\|cronies and mobsters]] in charge. Srsly, the last 2 governors are either in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison or [[Rod Blagojevich\|on their way]]. [[Some argue]] that the politicians will pull their head out of their ass and work to fix the goddamned roads that are getting [[goatse\|ruts]] and [[Minneapolis Bridge Collapse\|bridges that look really sturdy.]] We first need to reclaim the money that Blago blew on [[hookers and blow\|hair gel]]. After all this crap, don't [[you]] [[Ronald Reagan\|feel better]] [[rape\|at night]] knowing that [[Barack Hussein Obama\|someone]] from this state is in charge of the [[lie\|free world?]]

	~~[[File:Illinois black mob.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|right\|When visiting Illinois, try to get the fuck out of Illinois as soon as possible.]]~~

	~~== Geography ==~~
	Illinois is fucking flat. We're talking [[Delicious flat chest\|Itty Bitty Titty Committee]] here. Part of the [[4chan\|driftless zone]] is in the Northwest corner, resulting in roads that were [[facepalm\|built to go straight up and down, Wile E. Coyote style.]] Southern Illinois has [[Oil well\|oil wells]] and [[shaft\|coal mines]], while Northern Illinois is full of [[bomb\|nuclear plants]] and [[fart\|wind farms]].

	~~== Major Cities in Illinois ==~~
	~~'''Chicago:'''---See Article [[Chicago\|Hear]]~~

	'''Rockford:'''Once a major manufacturer of [[loldongs\|power tools]], those jobs went [[China\|overseas]], and now the city is infested with [[nigger\|blacks]] and [[Mexico\|Mexicans]]. Pretty much everything in Rockford is made out of [[semen\|concrete]]. Brick building? Concrete. Steel Girder Bridge? Concrete. [[Your Mom]]? Concrete. There is a [[piss\|river]] that is not made out of concrete, but it doesn't appear to be made out of water either. It is Illinois' answer to [[Michigan\|Michigan's]] [[Detroit]] and [[Pennsylvania\|Pennsylvania's]] [[Pittsburgh]]. Enjoy your [[unemployment]].

	~~'''Peoria:'''~~
	Supposedly they used to build Caterpillar tractors here, but [[How do I shot web\|no one remembers]]. In the mid 90's there was a nasty strike between the [[Communism\|United Steelworkers]] and [[nazi\|Caterpillar management]] that resulted in [[UK Lootfest 2011\|fires, overturned cars]], and most of [[U MAD\|Caterpillar moving out of Illinois to non-union states]].

	~~'''Moline/Rock Island:'''~~
	Used to have an asston of tractor factories until Caterpillar and Case/IH pulled out. Still have John Deere and the [[Army\|Rock Island Arsenal]]. Separated from [[Iowa]] by the [[AIDS\|Mississippi]] River.

	~~'''Bloomington/[[Crazy\|Normal:]]'''~~
	Part insurance company, part college town, all [[fail]]. Doesn't even have a good bar district, and if you want to see a concert you have to [[The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy\|hitch it]] to Peoria or Chicago. Full of [[hipsters]] and [[weeaboos]].

	~~'''Springfield:'''~~
	[[Some argue]] that this is the real home of [[The Simpsons]], given the fact that it has a Nuclear Power plant nearby [[lie\|with an excellent safety record]], and that their city government (and state government) [[Truth\|are so screwed up it's funny]]. The homeless live in gas stations around the city.

	~~'''East St. Louis:'''~~
	[[Jersey Shore\|Snooki]] [[gangbang\|wouldn't last a day here]]. East St. Louis is the epitome of niggerville with enough hookers, blow, and gangfights to make Detroit look like [[San Francisco]]. The only economy here is drug dealing, boat gambling, shooting your neighbor, and operating the [[mantrain\|trains]] that go into St. Louis. No white people live here, only Black, Mexican, and [[Guido]]. This is also known as [[Missouri\|Missouri's]] answer to Detroit.

	~~'''Aurora, Elgin, Joliet:'''~~
	~~See [[Chicago]]~~

	~~== [[lulz\|LULZy]] shit to happen here ==~~

	*Ronald Reagan born here, goes on to [[pwn]] Mother Russia
	*Barack Obama becomes senator here, goes on to be [[fail\|president]].
	*George Ryan, Republican, ex-governor goes to prison.
	*Rod Blagojevich, ex-governor going to prison. [[A cat is fine too\|A Democrat is fine too]].
	*The [[fail\|Chicago Cubs]]
	*The [[Postal 2\|Motorola Campus shootings]]
	*The [[NIU Valentine's Day Massacre]]
	*[[KingEmpoleon]] killing his mom.
	*[[Troll\|Illinois Militia]] running [[mormon\|Brigham Young]] off to [[Utah]]
	*The invention of the [[Dongcopter]] and the F40PH

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	~~{{needsmoar~~\|~~pix}}~~		[[File:Illinois worst state ever.png\|thumb\|right\|'Nuff said.]]
	Illy-NOISE is a state in the ~~midwest~~ just [[Homosexual\|under]] [[Wisconsin]] and just above [[Kentucky]]. Most people who find out that you're from Illinois then proceed to ask "Are you from [[Chicago]]?" which infuriates those who [[poor\|aren't]] and those who [[nigger\|are]]. Most of the population outside the cities consist of laid-off [[communism\|union workers]], [[nazi\|neo-nazis]], farmers with [[incest\|nothing better to do]], and retired [[Lemon Party\|old people]] who are waiting to die. The state is divided between [[Civil War\|North and South]], roughly about at [[The Simpsons\|Springfield]].		Illy-NOISE is a state in the Midwest just [[Homosexual\|under]] [[Wisconsin]] and just above [[Kentucky]]. Most people who find out that you're from Illinois then proceed to ask "Are you from [[Chicago]]?" which infuriates those who [[poor\|aren't]] and those who [[nigger\|are]]. Most of the population outside the cities consist of laid-off [[communism\|union workers]], [[nazi\|neo-nazis]], farmers with [[incest\|nothing better to do]], and retired [[Lemon Party\|old people]] who are waiting to die. The state is divided between [[Civil War\|North and South]], roughly about at [[The Simpsons\|Springfield]].

	== History ==		== History ==

	Illinois was founded [[at least 100]] years ago by [[France\|French]] [[furries\|fur]] [[yiff\|trappers]] in hopes of having a new heaven on Earth, but this was quickly shot down by the [[Injuns\|Native Americans]] and the [[Whitey\|European settlers]], because they both hate yiffers and the natives needed some more of that [[Alcohol\|firewater]]. It is due to this hatred of the French and their furfappery that Illinois would go on to build the [[F40PH]]. Shortly after clearing off the [[furfag]] menace, the settlers, [[KILL IT WITH FIRE\|doing what they do best when some minority encroaches on the land]], blew the fuck out of the natives, and started plunking their fat, Germanic asses on the land.		Illinois was founded [[at least 100]] years ago by [[France\|French]] [[furries\|fur]] [[yiff\|trappers]] in hopes of having a new heaven on Earth, but this was quickly shot down by the [[Injuns\|Native Americans]] and the [[Whitey\|European settlers]], because they both hate yiffers and the natives needed some more of that [[Alcohol\|firewater]]. It is due to this hatred of the French and their furfappery that Illinois would go on to build the [[F40PH]]. Shortly after clearing off the [[furfag]] menace, the settlers, [[KILL IT WITH FIRE\|doing what they do best when some minority encroaches on the land]], blew the fuck out of the natives, and started plunking their fat, Germanic asses on the land.

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	During the [[Cold War]], because Illinois was out of the reach of the [[Russia\|Soviet]] Intercontinental Ballisti-dicks, a lot of military installations of US [[IBM\|ICBMs]] were installed in Illinois, primarily around [[DOUBLE NIGGER\|East St. Louis]], because even if a Russian [[Divide by Zero\|nuked the nuke field]], it would do us all a favor by [[The Chemo That Is Curing /b/ \|removing East St. Louis from the map]].		During the [[Cold War]], because Illinois was out of the reach of the [[Russia\|Soviet]] Intercontinental Ballisti-dicks, a lot of military installations of US [[IBM\|ICBMs]] were installed in Illinois, primarily around [[DOUBLE NIGGER\|East St. Louis]], because even if a Russian [[Divide by Zero\|nuked the nuke field]], it would do us all a favor by [[The Chemo That Is Curing /b/ \|removing East St. Louis from the map]].

	Sometime [[last Thursday]], all the [[lie\|good politicians]] decided to [[GTFO]] and left all the [[Anonymous\|cronies and mobsters]] in charge. Srsly, the last 2 governors are either in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison or [[Rod Blagojevich\|on their way]]. [[Some argue]] that the politicians will pull their head out of their ass and work to fix the goddamned roads that are getting [[goatse\|ruts]] and [[Minneapolis Bridge Collapse\|bridges that look really sturdy.]] We first need to reclaim the money that Blago blew on [[hookers and blow\|~~hairgel~~]]. After all this crap, don't [[you]] [[Ronald Reagan\|feel better]] [[rape\|at night]] knowing that [[Barack Hussein Obama\|someone]] from this state is in charge of the [[lie\|free world?]]		Sometime [[last Thursday]], all the [[lie\|good politicians]] decided to [[GTFO]] and left all the [[Anonymous\|cronies and mobsters]] in charge. Srsly, the last 2 governors are either in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison or [[Rod Blagojevich\|on their way]]. [[Some argue]] that the politicians will pull their head out of their ass and work to fix the goddamned roads that are getting [[goatse\|ruts]] and [[Minneapolis Bridge Collapse\|bridges that look really sturdy.]] We first need to reclaim the money that Blago blew on [[hookers and blow\|hair gel]]. After all this crap, don't [[you]] [[Ronald Reagan\|feel better]] [[rape\|at night]] knowing that [[Barack Hussein Obama\|someone]] from this state is in charge of the [[lie\|free world?]]


			[[File:Illinois black mob.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|right\|When visiting Illinois, try to get the fuck out of Illinois as soon as possible.]]

	== Geography ==		== Geography ==

	Illinois is fucking flat. We're talking [[Delicious flat chest\|Itty Bitty Titty Committee]] here. Part of the [[4chan\|driftless zone]] is in the Northwest corner, resulting in roads that were [[facepalm\|built to go straight up and down, Wile E. Coyote style.]] Southern Illinois has [[Oil well\|oil wells]] and [[shaft\|coal mines]], while Northern Illinois is full of [[bomb\|nuclear plants]] and [[fart\|wind farms]].		Illinois is fucking flat. We're talking [[Delicious flat chest\|Itty Bitty Titty Committee]] here. Part of the [[4chan\|driftless zone]] is in the Northwest corner, resulting in roads that were [[facepalm\|built to go straight up and down, Wile E. Coyote style.]] Southern Illinois has [[Oil well\|oil wells]] and [[shaft\|coal mines]], while Northern Illinois is full of [[bomb\|nuclear plants]] and [[fart\|wind farms]].




	== Major Cities in Illinois ==		== Major Cities in Illinois ==

	'''Chicago:'''---See Article [[Chicago\|Hear]]		'''Chicago:'''---See Article [[Chicago\|Hear]]

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	*[[Troll\|Illinois Militia]] running [[mormon\|Brigham Young]] off to [[Utah]]		*[[Troll\|Illinois Militia]] running [[mormon\|Brigham Young]] off to [[Utah]]
	*The invention of the [[Dongcopter]] and the F40PH		*The invention of the [[Dongcopter]] and the F40PH


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