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Attention Whores and Trolls

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	==Attention Whores and Trolls==		==Attention Whores and Trolls==
	A recent study by the United States Centers for Disease Control revealed that, despite the widespread public belief, [[attention ~~whore\|Attention Whores~~]] and [[Trolls]] do not consume dog shit and spoiled milk to survive. Instead, it was found that they extract nutrition directly from messages posted on the [[internets]] telling them to [[STFU]] & [[GTFO]].		A recent study by the United States Centers for Disease Control revealed that, despite the widespread public belief, [[Attention Whore\|attention whores]] and [[Trolls\|trolls]] do not consume dog shit, used tampons, and spoiled milk to survive. Instead, it was found that they extract nutrition directly from messages posted on the [[internets]] telling them to [[STFU]] & [[GTFO]].

	[[Over 9000]] subjects were selected for study over a 14-month period. For this project, a special algorithm was developed that could be installed on any forum server. Half of the test subjects would receive an automatic reply, poorly spelled, and typically in uppercase letters. The other half would be allowed to post, but would receive zero replies.		[[Over 9000]] subjects were selected for study over a 14-month period. For this project, a special algorithm was developed that could be installed on any forum server. Half of the test subjects would receive an automatic reply, poorly spelled, and typically in uppercase letters. The other half would be allowed to post, but would receive zero replies.
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	*[[Roman Showers]]		*[[Roman Showers]]
	*[[Rape]]		*[[Rape]]
	*Severe, irreversible third-degree [[whore\|whoreishness]]		*[[Extreme\|Severe]], irreversible third-degree [[whore\|whoreishness]]
	*Waving arms and genitalia in front of a webcam until injury occurs		*Waving arms and genitalia in front of a webcam until injury occurs
	*[[an hero\|An Heroism]]		*[[an hero\|An Heroism]]
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	====Ignoring Attention Whores====		====Ignoring Attention Whores====

	The main goal of ignoring attention whores is to have a great laugh about it. However, ignoring an attention whore for too long can have many terrifying consequences.		The main goal of ignoring attention whores is to have a great laugh about it. However, ignoring an attention whore for too long can have many terrifying consequences to both you and innocent bystanders:

	* You can get stabbed ~~right away~~.		* You can get stabbed.
	* You will be bitten immediately (If they can't get positive attention they try other varieties).		* You will be bitten immediately (If they can't get positive attention they try other varieties).
	* They will ~~shoot you~~ with a wooden spoon.		* They will masturbate publicly with a wooden spoon.
	* They write terrible charges about you on twitter and/or facebook and other, lesser social media.		* They write terrible charges about you on twitter and/or facebook and other, lesser social media.
	* You can get beaten up if their father is a massive [[~~nigger~~\|super-ninja]].		* <s>You can get beaten up if their father is a massive [[Nigger\|super-ninja]]</s> ''Proofreader's note: [[Niggers\|super-ninjas]] are sperm donors, not fathers.''

	==Ignored on Youtube==		==Ignored on Youtube==

imported>ElSegCunt at 15:08, 20 October 2018

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	==Attention Whores and Trolls==		==Attention Whores and Trolls==
	A recent study by the United States Centers for Disease Control revealed that, despite the widespread public belief, [[attention whore\|Attention Whores]] and [[Trolls]] do not ~~eat~~ dog shit and spoiled milk to survive. Instead, it was found that they extract nutrition directly from messages posted on the [[internets]] telling them to [[STFU]] & [[GTFO]].		A recent study by the United States Centers for Disease Control revealed that, despite the widespread public belief, [[attention whore\|Attention Whores]] and [[Trolls]] do not consume dog shit and spoiled milk to survive. Instead, it was found that they extract nutrition directly from messages posted on the [[internets]] telling them to [[STFU]] & [[GTFO]].

	[[Over 9000]] subjects were selected for study over a 14-month period. For this project, a special algorithm was developed that could be installed on any forum server. Half of the test subjects would receive an automatic reply, poorly spelled, and typically in uppercase letters. The other half would be allowed to post, but would receive zero replies.		[[Over 9000]] subjects were selected for study over a 14-month period. For this project, a special algorithm was developed that could be installed on any forum server. Half of the test subjects would receive an automatic reply, poorly spelled, and typically in uppercase letters. The other half would be allowed to post, but would receive zero replies.
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	*[[Roman Showers]]		*[[Roman Showers]]
	*[[Rape]]		*[[Rape]]
	*Severe third-degree [[whore\|whoreishness]]		*Severe, irreversible third-degree [[whore\|whoreishness]]
	*Waving arms and genitalia in front of a webcam until injury occurs		*Waving arms and genitalia in front of a webcam until injury occurs
	*[[an hero\|An Heroism]]		*[[an hero\|An Heroism]]

	Persons who suffer from ~~fourth~~ stage TARDS can expect to survive only ~~for~~ a few weeks after diagnosis. It is believed that as the disease progresses, ~~damage to~~ the [[lulz]]-detecting part of the brain causes a massive influx of [[anti-lulz]]. The subsequent bitching due to anti-lulz overdose causes even trained medical personnel to not [[Shit nobody cares about\|give a shit]] about the ~~subjects~~ well-being. The complete lack of attention from anyone or anything results in [[Death#E-Death\|E-Death]].		Persons who suffer from stage four TARDS can expect to survive only a few weeks after diagnosis. It is believed that as the disease progresses, atrophy of the [[lulz]]-detecting part of the brain causes a massive influx of [[anti-lulz]]. The subsequent bitching due to anti-lulz overdose causes even trained medical personnel to not [[Shit nobody cares about\|give a shit]] about the subject's well-being. The complete lack of attention from anyone or anything results in [[Death#E-Death\|E-Death]].

	====Michael Vick====		====Michael Vick====
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	[[Last Thursday]], Michael Vick, an unwitting subject in the study, suffering severely from TARDS and [[Genital Herpes\|genital herpes]], made a desperate move to ensure his survival. Working through back doors and deepthroat like encounters with [[homosexual]] reporters in parking garages, he revealed to the world that he was, in fact, a [[Nigger\|NEGRO]]. The resulting drama should be enough attention to sustain him until doctors can find a cure.		[[Last Thursday]], Michael Vick, an unwitting subject in the study, suffering severely from TARDS and [[Genital Herpes\|genital herpes]], made a desperate move to ensure his survival. Working through back doors and deepthroat like encounters with [[homosexual]] reporters in parking garages, he revealed to the world that he was, in fact, a [[Nigger\|NEGRO]]. The resulting drama should be enough attention to sustain him until doctors can find a cure.

	====Ignoring ~~attention whores~~====		====Ignoring Attention Whores====

	The main goal at ignoring attention whores is to have a great laugh about it. However, ignoring an attention whore for too long can have many terrifying ~~results~~.		The main goal of ignoring attention whores is to have a great laugh about it. However, ignoring an attention whore for too long can have many terrifying consequences.

	* You can get stabbed right away		* You can get stabbed right away.
	* You will be bitten immediately (If they can't get positive attention they try other varieties)		* You will be bitten immediately (If they can't get positive attention they try other varieties).
	* They will shoot you with a wooden spoon		* They will shoot you with a wooden spoon.
	* They write terrible charges about you on twitter and/or facebook		* They write terrible charges about you on twitter and/or facebook and other, lesser social media.
	* You can get beaten up if ~~her~~ father is a massive super-ninja		* You can get beaten up if their father is a massive [[nigger\|super-ninja]].

	==Ignored on Youtube==		==Ignored on Youtube==

	Weaboos, furries, your sister, ~~vlogers~~ and presidential candidates thrive on two things: Buckets of [[cum]], and attention. Without it, they die.		Weaboos, furries, your sister, vloggers and presidential candidates thrive on two things: Buckets of [[cum]], and attention. Without it, they die.

	===Lonelygirl15===		===Lonelygirl15===
	Case in point, [[Lonelygirl15]]. Even though the whole thing is [[fiction\|MADE THE FUCK UP]], it proves that if Anonymous pays attention to how to make people not pay attention to the attention people are getting, then attention for the attention-seeker will drop, and they die. Or something.		Case in point, [[Lonelygirl15]]. Even though the whole thing is [[fiction\|MADE THE FUCK UP]], it proves that if Anonymous pays attention to how to make people not pay attention to the attention people are getting, then attention for the attention-seeker will drop, and they die. Or something.
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	===Firefly===		===Firefly===
	[[Image:Firefly poster.jpg\|thumb\|right\|YOU KILLED IT! I hate you. I HATE YOU!!!]]		[[Image:Firefly poster.jpg\|thumb\|right\|YOU KILLED IT! I hate you. I HATE YOU!!!]]
	On the [[internets]], you may encounter [[fags]] who say that the turd of a show [[Firefly]] should still be on the air. They should be shot on site. Firefly was ignored HARDCORE and got what it deserved. Its ratings were lower than that public access show on at 3am with that guy who shits in a coffee can. But just like that psycho in Fatal Attraction, it popped out of the bathtub of doom for one last gasp of air: [[Serenity]]: <i>The Movie</i>. Luckily your wife got the gun out of your bedroom and blew that bitch away.~~{{Sauce}}~~		On the [[internets]], you may encounter [[fags]] who say that the turd of a show [[Firefly]] should still be on the air (yes, even in 2018). They should be shot on site. Firefly was ignored HARDCORE and got what it deserved. Its ratings were lower than that public access show on at 3am with that guy who shits in a coffee can. But just like that psycho in Fatal Attraction, it popped out of the bathtub of doom for one last gasp of air: [[Serenity]]: <i>The Movie</i>. Luckily your [https://www.gunandgame.com/attachments/101_0066-jpg.28165/ wife got the gun out of your bedroom and blew that bitch away].

	==See also==		==See also==

imported>Hipcrime at 22:57, 17 March 2015

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	[[Image:Firefly poster.jpg\|thumb\|right\|YOU KILLED IT! I hate you. I HATE YOU!!!]]		[[Image:Firefly poster.jpg\|thumb\|right\|YOU KILLED IT! I hate you. I HATE YOU!!!]]
	On the [[internets]], you may encounter [[fags]] who say that the turd of a show [[Firefly]] should still be on the air. They should be shot on site. Firefly was ignored HARDCORE and got what it deserved. Its ratings were lower than that public access show on at 3am with that guy who shits in a coffee can. But just like that psycho in Fatal Attraction, it popped out of the bathtub of doom for one last gasp of air: [[Serenity]]: <i>The Movie</i>. Luckily your wife got the gun out of your bedroom and blew that bitch away.{{Sauce}}		On the [[internets]], you may encounter [[fags]] who say that the turd of a show [[Firefly]] should still be on the air. They should be shot on site. Firefly was ignored HARDCORE and got what it deserved. Its ratings were lower than that public access show on at 3am with that guy who shits in a coffee can. But just like that psycho in Fatal Attraction, it popped out of the bathtub of doom for one last gasp of air: [[Serenity]]: <i>The Movie</i>. Luckily your wife got the gun out of your bedroom and blew that bitch away.{{Sauce}}

			==See also==
			*[[Do not feed the trolls\|Ignore the trolls]]

	==External Links==		==External Links==

imported>Boudica at 04:12, 5 October 2014

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			'''Ignoring''' is the highly scientific process of not giving a fuck about someone or something. To ignore someone is to completely deprive them of any value in modern society, thus ensuring plenty of [[an hero\|An Heros]].
	Ignoring is the highly scientific process of not giving a fuck about someone or something. To ignore someone is to completely deprive them of any value in modern society, thus ensuring plenty of [[an hero\|An Heros]].

	==Attention Whores and Trolls==		==Attention Whores and Trolls==

imported>Schnookums: /* External Links */

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External Links

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	{{Dying Alone}}		{{Dying Alone}}
	[[Category:Trolls]] [[Category:YouTube~~]] [[Category:TV Shows~~]] [[Category:Movies]]		{{Television}}
			[[Category:Trolls]][[Category:YouTube]][[Category:Movies]]

imported>Halcy: Reverted edits by H64 (talk) to last revision by Frezor

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Reverted edits by H64 (talk) to last revision by Frezor

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	{{Dying Alone}}		{{Dying Alone}}
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