IPod - Revision history

imported>Gachalifesucks at 17:22, 13 June 2023

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imported>Gachalifesucks at 17:22, 13 June 2023

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	[[Andrewpants]] has been known to sell iPods over the [[internets]]. He'll give you the deal you can't refuse on an [[iPod]]. Speaking of which, you won't believe how much he paid me to say this! He's going to be stuck with a load of iPods, because the teenage nerds reading this will [[Enter Your Zip Code For a Free iPod Nano!\|enter their zip codes for a free iPod Nano]] instead.		[[Andrewpants]] has been known to sell iPods over the [[internets]]. He'll give you the deal you can't refuse on an [[iPod]]. Speaking of which, you won't believe how much he paid me to say this! He's going to be stuck with a load of iPods, because the teenage nerds reading this will [[Enter Your Zip Code For a Free iPod Nano!\|enter their zip codes for a free iPod Nano]] instead.

	Warning! If you lose your ~~[[significant other\|~~iPod]], [[~~Mitchell Henderson\|~~you]] will have no choice but to [[an hero\|kill yourself]] for some reason. That's just, like, the way the universe works, man. If you even break the screen, those assholes at the Apple store will charge you 300 bucks to fix it. Cheap huh?		Warning! [[Mitchell Henderson\|If you lose your iPod]], [[you]] will have no choice but to [[an hero\|kill yourself]] for some reason. That's just, like, the way the universe works, man. If you even break the screen, those assholes at the Apple store will charge you 300 bucks to fix it. Cheap huh?

	All iPods come with a factory warranty, but it's guaranteed that as soon as your warranty expires, your iPod will [[fail]]. And if perchance your iPod fails before your warranty expires, you can always mail it in for a [[Bullshit\|brand new iPod]] that will be shipped [[P-p-p-powerbook\|within 1 business week]].		All iPods come with a factory warranty, but it's guaranteed that as soon as your warranty expires, your iPod will [[fail]]. And if perchance your iPod fails before your warranty expires, you can always mail it in for a [[Bullshit\|brand new iPod]] that will be shipped [[P-p-p-powerbook\|within 1 business week]].

imported>LIOD: /* The iPad */

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The iPad

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	== The iPad ==		== The iPad ==

	Just when we thought it couldn't get any worse with the iPod Touch, Apple developed a new jizzrag, the iPad. The iPad is the exact same thing as the iPod Touch, but [[over 9000\|a thousand]] times larger and [[at least 100\|twelve billion]] pounds heavier. It still plays music, but again, it's fucking huge. So much for on the go. The starting price for these bricks is 600 dollars, so if [[you]] are stupid enough to buy one, we suggest you [[Balloon Boy\|create a hoax to get enough money from reality shows		Just when we thought it couldn't get any worse with the iPod Touch, Apple developed a new jizzrag, the iPad. The iPad is the exact same thing as the iPod Touch, but [[over 9000\|a thousand]] times larger and [[at least 100\|twelve billion]] pounds heavier. It still plays music, but again, it's fucking huge. So much for on the go. The starting price for these bricks is 600 dollars, so if [[you]] are stupid enough to buy one, we suggest you [[Balloon Boy\|create a hoax to get enough money from reality shows]].
	]].

	== The iPod is NO MP3-player ==		== The iPod is NO MP3-player ==

imported>LIOD at 05:55, 5 September 2017

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	The original iPod could hold about 5 or 10 MP3s and was fragile enough to break when you looked at it funny. There is also the iPod shuffle that was released [[over 9,000]] years ago and held about 1GB of songs and was small enough to fit [[in the ass]] before being sat on and broken. [[Goatse\|An elite few]] however are able to perform anal insertion with a standard size iPod. There was an [[Chris_Forcand\|iPod Touch]] released last August or something, which is basically the same thing as the buttsechsing [[iPhone]]. Avoid it.		The original iPod could hold about 5 or 10 MP3s and was fragile enough to break when you looked at it funny. There is also the iPod shuffle that was released [[over 9,000]] years ago and held about 1GB of songs and was small enough to fit [[in the ass]] before being sat on and broken. [[Goatse\|An elite few]] however are able to perform anal insertion with a standard size iPod. There was an [[Chris_Forcand\|iPod Touch]] released last August or something, which is basically the same thing as the buttsechsing [[iPhone]]. Avoid it.

	It works with the program called [[iTunes]] that [[stupid\|you]] and [[incest\|your family]] use to buy music files online and can only be played with the Apple. [[WTF]]? In addition to iTunes, it comes with [http://~~www~~.~~apple.com/support/windowsvirus~~/ extra software with special Windows features]. You can also buy off an overpriced and pretty [[shit\|shitty]] list of [[pr0n]] and games. They are fucking useless, aside from the fact that you can likely [[trolling IRL\|troll people IRL]] with them.		It works with the program called [[iTunes]] that [[stupid\|you]] and [[incest\|your family]] use to buy music files online and can only be played with the Apple. [[WTF]]? In addition to iTunes, it comes with [http://archive.fo/QPTpA extra software with special Windows features]. You can also buy off an overpriced and pretty [[shit\|shitty]] list of [[pr0n]] and games. They are fucking useless, aside from the fact that you can likely [[trolling IRL\|troll people IRL]] with them.

	The iPod has long been a subtle reference to [[Worldwide_Masonic_Conspiracy\|white supremacy]]. Note the [[Kkk\|all-white skin]], headphones, and a price only affordable by the Jew.		The iPod has long been a subtle reference to [[Worldwide_Masonic_Conspiracy\|white supremacy]]. Note the [[Kkk\|all-white skin]], headphones, and a price only affordable by the Jew.

imported>LIOD: /* External Links */

2017-08-26T16:33:25Z

External Links

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	* <s>[http://www.ipodlinux.org/Main_Page For the sweet love of Jesus, somebody troll this Wiki.]</s> DEAD		* <s>[http://www.ipodlinux.org/Main_Page For the sweet love of Jesus, somebody troll this Wiki.]</s> DEAD
	* [http://community.livejournal.com/vast_ipod_orgy iPod sexxxing]		* [http://community.livejournal.com/vast_ipod_orgy iPod sexxxing]
	* <s>[http://findmyipod.com/ Lost your iPod?]</d> DEAD		* <s>[http://findmyipod.com/ Lost your iPod?]</s> DEAD
	* [http://www.ohmibod.com/ What do to with your brand new iPod.]		* [http://www.ohmibod.com/ What do to with your brand new iPod.]

imported>LIOD: /* External Links */

2017-08-26T16:31:28Z

External Links

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	* <s>[http://www.ipodlinux.org/Main_Page For the sweet love of Jesus, somebody troll this Wiki.]</s> DEAD		* <s>[http://www.ipodlinux.org/Main_Page For the sweet love of Jesus, somebody troll this Wiki.]</s> DEAD
	* [http://community.livejournal.com/vast_ipod_orgy iPod sexxxing]		* [http://community.livejournal.com/vast_ipod_orgy iPod sexxxing]
	* [http://findmyipod.com/ Lost your iPod?]		* <s>[http://findmyipod.com/ Lost your iPod?]</d> DEAD
	* [http://www.ohmibod.com/ What do to with your brand new iPod.]		* [http://www.ohmibod.com/ What do to with your brand new iPod.]

imported>Trigonomancer: /* External Links */

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External Links

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	* [http://www.youtube.com/user/ijustine This bitch loves iPods.]		* [http://www.youtube.com/user/ijustine This bitch loves iPods.]
	* [http://www.apple.com/ipod iPod]		* [http://www.apple.com/ipod iPod]
	* [http://www.ipodlinux.org/Main_Page For the sweet love of Jesus, somebody troll this Wiki.]		* <s>[http://www.ipodlinux.org/Main_Page For the sweet love of Jesus, somebody troll this Wiki.]</s> DEAD
	* [http://community.livejournal.com/vast_ipod_orgy iPod sexxxing]		* [http://community.livejournal.com/vast_ipod_orgy iPod sexxxing]
	* [http://findmyipod.com/ Lost your iPod?]		* [http://findmyipod.com/ Lost your iPod?]

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware: /* See Also */

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imported>Cobaltcat: /* Gallery */

2015-06-10T09:48:59Z

Gallery

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imported>Cobaltcat: /* Gallery */

2015-06-10T09:48:59Z

Gallery

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	[[Andrewpants]] has been known to sell iPods over the [[internets]]. He'll give you the deal you can't refuse on an [[iPod]]. Speaking of which, you won't believe how much he paid me to say this! He's going to be stuck with a load of iPods, because the teenage nerds reading this will [[Enter Your Zip Code For a Free iPod Nano!\|enter their zip codes for a free iPod Nano]] instead.		[[Andrewpants]] has been known to sell iPods over the [[internets]]. He'll give you the deal you can't refuse on an [[iPod]]. Speaking of which, you won't believe how much he paid me to say this! He's going to be stuck with a load of iPods, because the teenage nerds reading this will [[Enter Your Zip Code For a Free iPod Nano!\|enter their zip codes for a free iPod Nano]] instead.

	Warning! If you lose your ~~[[significant other\|~~iPod]], [[~~Mitchell Henderson\|~~you]] will have no choice but to [[an hero\|kill yourself]] for some reason. That's just, like, the way the universe works, man. If you even break the screen, those assholes at the Apple store will charge you 300 bucks to fix it. Cheap huh?		Warning! [[Mitchell Henderson\|If you lose your iPod]], [[you]] will have no choice but to [[an hero\|kill yourself]] for some reason. That's just, like, the way the universe works, man. If you even break the screen, those assholes at the Apple store will charge you 300 bucks to fix it. Cheap huh?

	All iPods come with a factory warranty, but it's guaranteed that as soon as your warranty expires, your iPod will [[fail]]. And if perchance your iPod fails before your warranty expires, you can always mail it in for a [[Bullshit\|brand new iPod]] that will be shipped [[P-p-p-powerbook\|within 1 business week]].		All iPods come with a factory warranty, but it's guaranteed that as soon as your warranty expires, your iPod will [[fail]]. And if perchance your iPod fails before your warranty expires, you can always mail it in for a [[Bullshit\|brand new iPod]] that will be shipped [[P-p-p-powerbook\|within 1 business week]].

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	The original iPod could hold about 5 or 10 MP3s and was fragile enough to break when you looked at it funny. There is also the iPod shuffle that was released [[over 9,000]] years ago and held about 1GB of songs and was small enough to fit [[in the ass]] before being sat on and broken. [[Goatse\|An elite few]] however are able to perform anal insertion with a standard size iPod. There was an [[Chris_Forcand\|iPod Touch]] released last August or something, which is basically the same thing as the buttsechsing [[iPhone]]. Avoid it.		The original iPod could hold about 5 or 10 MP3s and was fragile enough to break when you looked at it funny. There is also the iPod shuffle that was released [[over 9,000]] years ago and held about 1GB of songs and was small enough to fit [[in the ass]] before being sat on and broken. [[Goatse\|An elite few]] however are able to perform anal insertion with a standard size iPod. There was an [[Chris_Forcand\|iPod Touch]] released last August or something, which is basically the same thing as the buttsechsing [[iPhone]]. Avoid it.

	It works with the program called [[iTunes]] that [[stupid\|you]] and [[incest\|your family]] use to buy music files online and can only be played with the Apple. [[WTF]]? In addition to iTunes, it comes with [http://~~www~~.~~apple.com/support/windowsvirus~~/ extra software with special Windows features]. You can also buy off an overpriced and pretty [[shit\|shitty]] list of [[pr0n]] and games. They are fucking useless, aside from the fact that you can likely [[trolling IRL\|troll people IRL]] with them.		It works with the program called [[iTunes]] that [[stupid\|you]] and [[incest\|your family]] use to buy music files online and can only be played with the Apple. [[WTF]]? In addition to iTunes, it comes with [http://archive.fo/QPTpA extra software with special Windows features]. You can also buy off an overpriced and pretty [[shit\|shitty]] list of [[pr0n]] and games. They are fucking useless, aside from the fact that you can likely [[trolling IRL\|troll people IRL]] with them.

	The iPod has long been a subtle reference to [[Worldwide_Masonic_Conspiracy\|white supremacy]]. Note the [[Kkk\|all-white skin]], headphones, and a price only affordable by the Jew.		The iPod has long been a subtle reference to [[Worldwide_Masonic_Conspiracy\|white supremacy]]. Note the [[Kkk\|all-white skin]], headphones, and a price only affordable by the Jew.

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	*[[Zune]]		*[[Zune]]

	{{Music}}
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	~~{{apple}}~~		{{apple\|title=iPod}}
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