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imported>40yearoldAlphaMale at 11:45, 1 March 2018

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	'''INTJ - THE PSUEDOINTELLECTUAL GOTH'''		'''INTJ - THE PSUEDOINTELLECTUAL GOTH'''

	[[File:Intjerkies.jpg\|thumb\|right\|~~You~~'~~re about~~ to ~~be called "stupid" in 3..2..1..~~]]		[[File:Intjerkies.jpg\|thumb\|right\| '''THE FAMOUS INTJ STARE''' Notice the weak facial skin structure due to severe lack of human facial expressions, smiling for over 5 seconds leaves them sour the next day]]
	[[File:Good-to-recyc-glass.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Typical INTJ laboratory + the plastic straws stolen from starbucks]]		[[File:Good-to-recyc-glass.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Typical INTJ laboratory + the plastic straws stolen from starbucks]]
	[[File:Intjfetish.gif\|thumb\|right\|200px\|They are known to indulge in degenerate fetishes]]		[[File:Intjfetish.gif\|thumb\|right\|200px\|They are known to indulge in degenerate fetishes]]
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	*'''N''' - ''Maybe I am god himself or lucifer.. maybe both''		*'''N''' - ''Maybe I am god himself or lucifer.. maybe both''
	*'''T''' - ''I repeatedly call others stupid and I hide behind a cold face''		*'''T''' - ''I repeatedly call others stupid and I hide behind a cold face''
	*'''J''' - ''~~Stubborn as fuck with halted development~~''		*'''J''' - ''Head never leaves the inside of the ass''

	INTJokes are basically cerebral narcissists[https://www.quora.com/What-are-traits-common-to-people-with-cerebral-narcissism] with ego like a fat jellyfish. They're typically unoriginal, edgy, cringy, misantrophic and over confident in their [[stupidity\|intelect]]. They ploy to take over the world and enslave the inferior lives into some galactic empire to conquer the universe.		INTJokes are basically cerebral narcissists[https://www.quora.com/What-are-traits-common-to-people-with-cerebral-narcissism] with ego like a fat jellyfish. They're typically unoriginal, edgy, cringy, misantrophic and over confident in their [[stupidity\|intelect]]. They ploy to take over the world and enslave the inferior lives into some galactic empire to conquer the universe.

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	INTJokes are basically cerebral narcissists[https://www.quora.com/What-are-traits-common-to-people-with-cerebral-narcissism] with ego like a fat jellyfish. They're typically unoriginal, edgy, cringy, misantrophic and over confident in their [[stupidity\|intelect]]. They ploy to take over the world and enslave the inferior lives into some galactic empire to conquer the universe.		INTJokes are basically cerebral narcissists[https://www.quora.com/What-are-traits-common-to-people-with-cerebral-narcissism] with ego like a fat jellyfish. They're typically unoriginal, edgy, cringy, misantrophic and over confident in their [[stupidity\|intelect]]. They ploy to take over the world and enslave the inferior lives into some galactic empire to conquer the universe.

			==The Master(bator)mind==

			INTJs are the masterminds of the 16 personalities. They are described as natural born strategists.
			Sadly for them reality mostly doesn't go according to their plan driving them into frustration as they have hard time to learn from mistakes and are too rigid to get their heads out of their ass and try to adapt to holes in their plans. As their plans constantly phail, they'd rather find someone else to blame. They would rather sit on their ass and have wet dreams of success where everything goes perfectly according to their magnificent plans and they end up with winning the jackpot with tons of weeaboo emo girls married to them and holding a title of "Greatest scientist to ever be born".

			They would tend to brag to their friends they are working on something great and are soon to become famous. It's all bullshit at the end.

	==Why The INTJ Is Typically Stupid==		==Why The INTJ Is Typically Stupid==
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	*Scared of challenges, it's easier to go criticize a few people on the internet		*Scared of challenges, it's easier to go criticize a few people on the internet
	*If someone doesn't get their humor he must be dumb		*If someone doesn't get their humor he must be dumb
			*Being an atheist doesn't automatically make you a genius.

	{{quote\|I am a snob.\|proclaims the INTJ proudly}}		{{quote\|I am a snob.\|proclaims the INTJ proudly}}

imported>40yearoldAlphaMale: /* How To Troll These Sad Beings */

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How To Troll These Sad Beings

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	*'''DONT''': Argue with them. INTJs want to win no matter what, even if their statements are in fact untrue and rediculous. Their endless rationalization engine inside their heads.		*'''DONT''': Argue with them. INTJs want to win no matter what, even if their statements are in fact untrue and rediculous. Their endless rationalization engine inside their heads has no brakes.

	Sure they can admit a mistake (rarely) if it makes them look very smart.		Sure they can admit a mistake (small one, rarely) if it makes them look very smart.


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	{{quote\|Well I don't believe in MBTI anyway (anymore) this whole idea is ridiculous, only a dumbfuck takes MBTI seriously!!\|INTJ after reading this page}}		{{quote\|Well I don't believe in MBTI anyway (anymore) this whole idea is ridiculous, only a dumbfuck takes MBTI seriously!!\|INTJ after reading this page}}


	==Gallery Of INTGayness==		==Gallery Of INTGayness==

imported>40yearoldAlphaMale: /* How To Attract an INTJ */

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How To Attract an INTJ

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	*Act dumb and impressed by their obvious statements while [[hipster\|dressing to look smart]]		*Act dumb and impressed by their obvious statements while [[hipster\|dressing to look smart]]
	*Say you don't like humanity and the world but you try keeping it positive		*Looks are very important, intelligence NOT. If you look good, your words will wield great power over the INTJ
	*Agree with them yet act the opposite of them, the INTJ doesn't like similar people because they can't confront real-time competition and will play dirty		*Say you don't like humanity and the world but you try keeping it positive. Only they are allowed to be negative, you not, your job is:
	*Promise them you're submissive yet don't ever do anything they tell you to		*Find a sweet illusion/fantasy to sell them that takes their mind away from their depressive world.
			*Agree with them yet act the opposite of them, the INTJ doesn't like similar people because they can't confront real-time competition and will play dirty.
			*Promise them you're submissive yet don't ever do anything they tell you to. If you do what they want OR try to impress them - you gain boredom points.
	*Be barely available, the arrogant INTJ likes some expensiveness		*Be barely available, the arrogant INTJ likes some expensiveness
	*Don't even think to impress them with your intellectual discoveries or anything connected to talent as it will only make them ~~treathened~~ and jealous, lowering your attractiveness by 50%		*Don't even think to impress them with your intellectual discoveries or anything connected to talent as it will only make them threatened and jealous, lowering your attractiveness by 50%
	*Don't try to outsmart the INTJ even in the smallest things such as sudoku, even if you can.		*Don't try to outsmart the INTJ even in the smallest things such as sudoku, even if you can.
			*Date multiple people at once in their face, they will get jealous and competitive which instantly rises your attractiveness.
	*Never ever even think to get emotionally attached (unless masochistic). Instead make them attached to you:		*Never ever even think to get emotionally attached (unless masochistic). Instead make them attached to you:
	*Read a seduction book to see through INTJs tricks and emotionally enslave then cuck them. This will leave them running desperately after you as they won't be able to deal with the reality they have been FOOOOOOOOLED. Done right they will be [[stalking\|romantically obsessed]] about you for years!		*Read a seduction book to see through INTJs tricks and emotionally enslave then cuck them. This will leave them running desperately after you as they won't be able to deal with the reality they have been FOOOOOOOOLED. Done right they will be [[stalking\|romantically obsessed]] about you for years!

imported>40yearoldAlphaMale: /* INTJ in a relationship */

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INTJ in a relationship

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	==INTJ in a relationship==		==INTJ in a relationship==

	Intjs are unbearable, controlling perfectionazis. They are also emotionally sadistic if their partners ~~truly give a shit about~~ them. Why? because they need the drama going and can't handle personal relationships well due to their various personality disorders.		Intjs are unbearable, controlling perfectionazis. They are also emotionally sadistic if their partners take them seriously. Why? because they need the drama going and can't handle personal relationships well due to their various personality disorders. In fact, they secretly love the idea of dysfunctional relationships, it turns them on as a part of their nasty fetishism. ''If it's not hurting, it isn't worth it''

	*Typical foreplay convo between INTP & INTJ:		*Typical foreplay convo between INTP & INTJ:

imported>40yearoldAlphaMale: /* Famous INTJs */

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Famous INTJs

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	==Famous INTJs==		==Famous INTJs==
			[[File:Dumbfucksss.jpg\|thumb\|230px\|INTJ - A friend you can trust\|right]]
	*[[Mark Zuckerberg\|Mark Fuckerberg]] - Tries to take over the world with his shitty failbook		*[[Mark Zuckerberg\|Mark Fuckerberg]] - Tries to take over the world with his shitty failbook
	*[[Steve Jobs\|Steve Blowjobs]] - Stole an idea from someone else, created a nazi platform		*[[Steve Jobs\|Steve Blowjobs]] - Stole an idea from someone else, created a nazi platform
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	*Eric Harris - suspected to be one		*Eric Harris - suspected to be one
	*Walter White - Best meth producer eva		*Walter White - Best meth producer eva
			*Heinrich Himmler

	==See also==		==See also==

imported>40yearoldAlphaMale: /* Why The INTJ Is Typically Stupid */

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Why The INTJ Is Typically Stupid

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	*Thinking in black and white while making blank face doesn't deem you rational, often the opposite		*Thinking in black and white while making blank face doesn't deem you rational, often the opposite
	*Arrogance has nothing to do with intelligence - 60% of INTJ intelligence is pure arrogance		*Arrogance has nothing to do with intelligence - 60% of INTJ intelligence is pure arrogance
	*Issues to handle ~~criticisim~~, either gets defensive or sarcastic but will sure resent you for that		*Not knowing the difference between Pride and Arrogance, something a mentally healthy 5 yearold can tell.
			*Issues to handle criticism, either gets defensive or sarcastic but will sure resent you for that
	*Being evil does not equal smart, it's like when a nigger thinks that crime = cool.		*Being evil does not equal smart, it's like when a nigger thinks that crime = cool.
	*Know it all mentality - nuff said		*Know it all mentality - nuff said

imported>40yearoldAlphaMale: /* See also */

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	==See also==		==See also==
	*[[A frank discussion of mental illness]]		*[[A frank discussion of mental illness]]
			*[[Narcissistic Personality Disorder]]
			*[[Aspergers]]
			*[[Borderline Personality Disorder]]
			*[[Unwarranted Self Importance]]
			*[[Nice Guys]]
			*[[Cuck]]
			*[[Goth]]

	{{psychology}}		{{psychology}}