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imported>TabbyGarf at 15:37, 16 November 2022

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imported>Homicide: /* Plot */

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	==Plot==		==Plot==

	A white-faced, faceless kid is chased by [[niggers]] through the woods, [[DINDU NUFFIN\|seemingly for no reason]]. [[You]] dash around, tripping over rocks and huffing and puffing to avoid [[rape]]. This is all fine and dandy until the fucking [[OH GOD NO\|guard dogs appear]]. These [[literally\|bitches]] chase you just so they can gouge out your eyeballs (which you don't even have). Eventually, you get away from these retards and end up on a farm where a version of [[Parasite\|"The Thing"]] happens to the fucking farm animals by something buttrapping them into submission. The pigs are freaking crazy, man! You fuck around with the animals and get cholera like a moron. Sometime later, you learn to manipulate the animals and farm equipment in order to escape to a seemingly abandoned city teeming with zombie-like-cretins who are kind of controlled by something or someone. I know, amazing. Beyond this shithole of a city, there's a massive factory of flooded rooms and [[Women\|naked-baby-girl-bitches]] with long hair who live in the water and want to [[rape\|hug]] you to the depths. Later, you come across some [[Pedophiles\|spooky scientists]] who performed [[Secks\|underwater experiments]] on said cunts.		A white-faced, faceless kid is chased by [[niggers\|shadow people]] through the woods, [[DINDU NUFFIN\|seemingly for no reason]]. [[You]] dash around, tripping over rocks and huffing and puffing to avoid [[rape]]. This is all fine and dandy until the fucking [[OH GOD NO\|guard dogs appear]]. These [[literally\|bitches]] chase you just so they can gouge out your eyeballs (which you don't even have). Eventually, you get away from these retards and end up on a farm where a version of [[Parasite\|"The Thing"]] happens to the fucking farm animals by something buttrapping them into submission. The pigs are freaking crazy, man! You fuck around with the animals and get cholera like a moron. Sometime later, you learn to manipulate the animals and farm equipment in order to escape to a seemingly abandoned city teeming with zombie-like-cretins who are kind of controlled by something or someone. I know, amazing. Beyond this shithole of a city, there's a massive factory of flooded rooms and [[Women\|naked-baby-girl-bitches]] with long hair who live in the water and want to [[rape\|hug]] you to the depths. Later, you come across some [[Pedophiles\|spooky scientists]] who performed [[Secks\|underwater experiments]] on said cunts.

	While traversing these cesspools, you have to use a mind-control helmet to control the retarded zombies, who appear to be created by the evil organization that chased you at the start! WOW! The siren-monster-thingy eventually fondles your nuts and forcefeeds you with [[Vagoo\|pubes]] that allows you to breathe underwater.		While traversing these cesspools, you have to use a mind-control helmet to control the retarded zombies, who appear to be created by the evil organization that chased you at the start! WOW! The siren-monster-thingy eventually fondles your nuts and forcefeeds you with [[Vagoo\|pubes]] that allows you to breathe underwater.

imported>Solear at 01:28, 5 August 2022

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	People are occasionally curious about most things. [[DO IT FAGGOT\|Like swallowing a light bulb with your ass to see what happens]], or [[Fun\|playing video games while high on copious amounts of drugs]]. The possibilities are endless nonetheless. So, like any good old [[basement-dweller]] [[Amy Winehouse\|crack-bay]] and occasional [[niglet]] who can muster the brain power to work a computer, they rise to the possibility of playing [[Shit\|pixelated concoctions]] just so they can amuse their ape-brain for a couple of minutes. Hooked on brain medicine, [[You\|smelling unkindly]], they embark on a journey to find the most interesting potion to consume. One of those wonders is '''''INSIDE''''', a one-of-a-kind mind-altering cocktail. This game contains a wealth of mind-bending what-the-fuckery realities that go beyond the human psyche. It begins slowly, like an intestinal parasite, slowly growing [[Irony\|'''''INSIDE''''']] in order to consume every last bit of you. [[Some argue]] that this thing is a [[LOL WUT\|work of art]], just like shit-flavoured ice-cream is a work of art. This universal walking simulator offers a promise yelled throughout space and time. Of course, fags are old-fashioned and most will play it as is, but I highly recommend trying it while heavily juiced on brain candy. But I digress.		People are occasionally curious about most things. [[DO IT FAGGOT\|Like swallowing a light bulb with your ass to see what happens]], or [[Fun\|playing video games while high on copious amounts of drugs]]. The possibilities are endless nonetheless. So, like any good old [[basement-dweller]] [[Amy Winehouse\|crack-bay]] and occasional [[niglet]] who can muster the brain power to work a computer, they rise to the possibility of playing [[Shit\|pixelated concoctions]] just so they can amuse their ape-brain for a couple of minutes. Hooked on brain medicine, [[You\|smelling unkindly]], they embark on a journey to find the most interesting potion to consume. One of those wonders is '''''INSIDE''''', a one-of-a-kind, mind-altering, Made-with-unity cocktail. This game contains a wealth of mind-bending what-the-fuckery realities that go beyond the human psyche. It begins slowly, like an intestinal parasite, slowly growing [[Irony\|'''''INSIDE''''']] in order to consume every last bit of you. [[Some argue]] that this thing is a [[LOL WUT\|work of art]], just like shit-flavoured ice-cream is a work of art. This universal walking simulator offers a promise yelled throughout space and time. Of course, fags are old-fashioned and most will play it as is, but I highly recommend trying it while heavily juiced on brain candy. But I digress.

	==Plot==		==Plot==
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	As it is with every modern indie game, the newest batch of [[neckbeards]] care more about theorizing a game's story than they care about actually playing it. One idea is that the blob [[Bitch\|controls you]] for the majority of the game, and the entire ordeal is basically the blob learning how to navigate the world [[Gay\|through the boy]]. At one point, the blob has control over scientists and wishes to flee. The world has survived a [[Atlantis\|catastrophic event]] or something. That is why everything is submerged. The most popular theory, however, is that the boy is controlled by [[YOU]] in a subtle "[[fuck you]]" hint. The act of pulling the plug in the final area is analogous to leaving the [[Matrix\|simulation]]. The goal is to avoid becoming a blob, to avoid the scientists, and to simply unplug in order to "destroy" the world and [[Fuck yourself\|everything in it with you]].		As it is with every modern indie game, the newest batch of [[neckbeards]] care more about theorizing a game's story than they care about actually playing it. One idea is that the blob [[Bitch\|controls you]] for the majority of the game, and the entire ordeal is basically the blob learning how to navigate the world [[Gay\|through the boy]]. At one point, the blob has control over scientists and wishes to flee. The world has survived a [[Atlantis\|catastrophic event]] or something. That is why everything is submerged. The most popular theory, however, is that the boy is controlled by [[YOU]] in a subtle "[[fuck you]]" hint. The act of pulling the plug in the final area is analogous to leaving the [[Matrix\|simulation]]. The goal is to avoid becoming a blob, to avoid the scientists, and to simply unplug in order to "destroy" the world and [[Fuck yourself\|everything in it with you]].
			<br>But hey, since you seem to love theorizing about games more than actually playing them, why not try [[Five Nights at Freddy's\|Five Nights at Fuckboys]] as well? Truly embrace the [[aspie]] in you!

	==Gameplay==		==Gameplay==
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	No. Unless you like boring walking simulators with a random story and the occasional nugget of inspired gameplay, then take the plunge.		No. Unless you like boring walking simulators with a random story and the occasional nugget of inspired gameplay, then take the plunge.
	~~<br>And hey, since you seem to love theorizing about games more than actually playing them, why not try [[Five Nights at Freddy's]] as well? Truly embrace the [[aspie]] in you!~~

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imported>Lazy at 10:02, 4 August 2022

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	People are occasionally curious about most things. [[DO IT FAGGOT\|Like swallowing a light bulb with your ass to see what happens]], or [[Fun\|playing video games while high on copious amounts of drugs]]. The possibilities are endless nonetheless. So, like any good old [[basement-dweller]] [[Amy Winehouse\|crack-bay]] and occasional [[niglet]] who can muster the brain power to work a computer, they rise to the possibility of playing [[Shit\|pixelated concoctions]] just so they can amuse their ape-brain for a couple of minutes. Hooked on brain medicine, [[You\|smelling unkindly]], they embark on a journey to find the most interesting potion to consume. One of those wonders is '''''INSIDE''''', a one-of-a-kind mind-altering cocktail. This game contains a wealth of mind-bending what-the-fuckery realities that go beyond the human psyche. It begins slowly, like an intestinal parasite, slowly growing [[Irony\|'''''INSIDE''''']] in order to consume every last bit of you. [[Some argue]] that this thing is a [[LOL WUT\|work of art]], just like shit-flavoured ice-cream is a work of art. This universal walking simulator offers a promise yelled throughout space and time. Of course, fags are old-fashioned and most will play it as is, but I highly recommend trying it while heavily juiced on brain candy. But I digress.		People are occasionally curious about most things. [[DO IT FAGGOT\|Like swallowing a light bulb with your ass to see what happens]], or [[Fun\|playing video games while high on copious amounts of drugs]]. The possibilities are endless nonetheless. So, like any good old [[basement-dweller]] [[Amy Winehouse\|crack-bay]] and occasional [[niglet]] who can muster the brain power to work a computer, they rise to the possibility of playing [[Shit\|pixelated concoctions]] just so they can amuse their ape-brain for a couple of minutes. Hooked on brain medicine, [[You\|smelling unkindly]], they embark on a journey to find the most interesting potion to consume. One of those wonders is '''''INSIDE''''', a one-of-a-kind mind-altering cocktail. This game contains a wealth of mind-bending what-the-fuckery realities that go beyond the human psyche. It begins slowly, like an intestinal parasite, slowly growing [[Irony\|'''''INSIDE''''']] in order to consume every last bit of you. [[Some argue]] that this thing is a [[LOL WUT\|work of art]], just like shit-flavoured ice-cream is a work of art. This universal walking simulator offers a promise yelled throughout space and time. Of course, fags are old-fashioned and most will play it as is, but I highly recommend trying it while heavily juiced on brain candy. But I digress.

	~~{{quote\|Encounters are so [[Bullshit\|expertly choreographed such that you always escape them by the skin of your teeth.]]\|[[You\|A severely mentally retarded dyslexic person with spine bifida]]}}~~

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	If you aren't a total [[retard]], you'd realize that this game [[Auto-fellatio\|plays itself.]] And its puzzles could be solved by anyone smarter than [[DarksydePhil]].		If you aren't a total [[retard]], you'd realize that this game [[Auto-fellatio\|plays itself.]] And its puzzles could be solved by anyone smarter than [[DarksydePhil]].
	<br>The only saving grace is that the boy dies in [[Fun\|hilariously gruesome ways]], including [[lulz\|being shot, gored by dogs, electrocuted, blown apart, drowning, choking]], and other crap.		<br>The only saving grace is that the boy dies in [[Fun\|hilariously gruesome ways]], including [[lulz\|being shot, gored by dogs, electrocuted, blown apart, drowning, choking]], and other crap.

			{{quote\|Encounters are so [[Bullshit\|expertly choreographed such that you always escape them by the skin of your teeth.]]\|[[You\|A severely mentally retarded dyslexic person with spine bifida]]}}

	==Should you play INSIDE?==		==Should you play INSIDE?==

imported>Lazy at 10:00, 4 August 2022

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	People are occasionally curious about most things. [[DO IT FAGGOT\|Like swallowing a light bulb with your ass to see what happens]], or [[Fun\|playing video games while high on copious amounts of drugs]]. The possibilities are endless nonetheless. So, like any good old [[basement-dweller]] [[Amy Winehouse\|crack-bay]] and occasional [[niglet]] who can muster the brain power to work a computer, they rise to the possibility of playing [[Shit\|pixelated concoctions]] just so they can amuse their ape-brain for a couple of minutes. Hooked on brain medicine, [[You\|smelling unkindly]], they embark on a journey to find the most interesting potion to consume. One of those wonders is '''''INSIDE''''', a one-of-a-kind mind-altering cocktail. This game contains a wealth of mind-bending what-the-fuckery realities that go beyond the human psyche. It begins slowly, like an intestinal parasite, slowly growing [[Irony\|'''''INSIDE''''']] in order to consume every last bit of you. [[Some argue]] that this thing is a [[LOL WUT\|work of art]], just like shit-flavoured ice-cream is a work of art. This universal walking simulator offers a promise yelled throughout space and time. Of course, fags are old-fashioned and most will play it as is, but I highly recommend trying it while heavily juiced on brain candy. But I digress.		People are occasionally curious about most things. [[DO IT FAGGOT\|Like swallowing a light bulb with your ass to see what happens]], or [[Fun\|playing video games while high on copious amounts of drugs]]. The possibilities are endless nonetheless. So, like any good old [[basement-dweller]] [[Amy Winehouse\|crack-bay]] and occasional [[niglet]] who can muster the brain power to work a computer, they rise to the possibility of playing [[Shit\|pixelated concoctions]] just so they can amuse their ape-brain for a couple of minutes. Hooked on brain medicine, [[You\|smelling unkindly]], they embark on a journey to find the most interesting potion to consume. One of those wonders is '''''INSIDE''''', a one-of-a-kind mind-altering cocktail. This game contains a wealth of mind-bending what-the-fuckery realities that go beyond the human psyche. It begins slowly, like an intestinal parasite, slowly growing [[Irony\|'''''INSIDE''''']] in order to consume every last bit of you. [[Some argue]] that this thing is a [[LOL WUT\|work of art]], just like shit-flavoured ice-cream is a work of art. This universal walking simulator offers a promise yelled throughout space and time. Of course, fags are old-fashioned and most will play it as is, but I highly recommend trying it while heavily juiced on brain candy. But I digress.

			{{quote\|Encounters are so [[Bullshit\|expertly choreographed such that you always escape them by the skin of your teeth.]]\|[[You\|A severely mentally retarded dyslexic person with spine bifida]]}}

	==Plot==		==Plot==

imported>Solear at 04:18, 4 August 2022

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	===Theories===		===Theories===

	[[~~Neckbeards\|Everyone~~]] ~~has their own theories~~ about ~~the plot of this~~ game~~, like that~~ actually ~~matters~~. One idea is that the blob [[Bitch\|controls you]] for the majority of the game, and the entire ordeal is basically the blob learning how to navigate the world [[Gay\|through the boy]]. At one point, the blob has control over scientists and wishes to flee. The world has survived a [[Atlantis\|catastrophic event]] or something. That is why everything is submerged. The most popular theory, however, is that the boy is controlled by [[YOU]] in a subtle "[[fuck you]]" hint. The act of pulling the plug in the final area is analogous to leaving the [[Matrix\|simulation]]. The goal is to avoid becoming a blob, to avoid the scientists, and to simply unplug in order to "destroy" the world and [[Fuck yourself\|everything in it with you]].		As it is with every modern indie game, the newest batch of [[neckbeards]] care more about theorizing a game's story than they care about actually playing it. One idea is that the blob [[Bitch\|controls you]] for the majority of the game, and the entire ordeal is basically the blob learning how to navigate the world [[Gay\|through the boy]]. At one point, the blob has control over scientists and wishes to flee. The world has survived a [[Atlantis\|catastrophic event]] or something. That is why everything is submerged. The most popular theory, however, is that the boy is controlled by [[YOU]] in a subtle "[[fuck you]]" hint. The act of pulling the plug in the final area is analogous to leaving the [[Matrix\|simulation]]. The goal is to avoid becoming a blob, to avoid the scientists, and to simply unplug in order to "destroy" the world and [[Fuck yourself\|everything in it with you]].

	==Gameplay==		==Gameplay==

	If you aren't a total [[retard]], you'd realize that this game [[~~Boring~~\|plays itself.]] And its puzzles could be solved by anyone smarter than [[DarksydePhil]].		If you aren't a total [[retard]], you'd realize that this game [[Auto-fellatio\|plays itself.]] And its puzzles could be solved by anyone smarter than [[DarksydePhil]].
	<br>The only saving grace is that the boy dies in [[Fun\|hilariously gruesome ways]], including [[lulz\|being shot, gored by dogs, electrocuted, blown apart, drowning, choking]], and other crap.		<br>The only saving grace is that the boy dies in [[Fun\|hilariously gruesome ways]], including [[lulz\|being shot, gored by dogs, electrocuted, blown apart, drowning, choking]], and other crap.

	==~~Unwarranted Self-Importance~~==		==Should you play INSIDE?==

	~~This game was rated "TEH BEZT FUCKING SHIT EVEAHHH!!1!one!1" by everyone, including their mothers~~. ~~To begin with, everything the Danish did with this game was designed to make~~ you ~~think so hard and reach the ultimate conclusion that nothing makes sense anyway. The game is extremely~~ boring~~. Aside from the good mechanics and lack of bugs, the game plays like a~~ walking ~~simulator~~ with a faceless kid running through someone's nightmare. It just ends up being a mash-up of crap. LITERALLY. Everything is grey, brown, black, or somewhere in between. The only things that are red seem to be your blood and your shirt (aside from some interactive objects). So, if you like good ambient occlusion and being mauled by wild dogs, this game is for you. This is the main reason we advise doing a lot of drugs before playing this game. It will ruin your life. It's trippy and terrifying. Why is everyone attempting to kill this child? Who knows, you might just run to the right and end up with mind-fuckery times a dozen. The best game ever?! Not at all. Yes, it's well-crafted, but the story ~~is random~~ and ~~unresolved at~~ the ~~end. The blob is by far the most relaxing aspect~~ of ~~this adventure. You get to play as a blob who blobs around trying to solve puzzles. Nobody knows why they chose a blob~~, ~~but I suppose that's~~ the ~~point~~. ~~Combine zombies, mind-control devices, and an evil corporation run by evil-but-not-so-evil scientists~~, ~~and~~ you ~~get a lulzy outcome. Also, the fucking baby sirens. What the hell happened? They're creepy as hell and a pedo's worst nightmare. The game was heavily compared~~ to ~~Playdead's other game~~, ~~LIMBO. Same shit, just darker and with a simpler plot. They honed everything to perfection and included a reason to do magic mushrooms while managing a controller. It~~'s ~~4 hours long, and~~ the ~~only replayability is the shittier alternate ending, which is essentially a Matrix rip-off.~~		No. Unless you like boring walking simulators with a random story and the occasional nugget of inspired gameplay, then take the plunge.
			<br>And hey, since you seem to love theorizing about games more than actually playing them, why not try [[Five Nights at Freddy's]] as well? Truly embrace the [[aspie]] in you!
	~~You can play INSIDE if~~ you want to spend a few hours fucking around with a prepubescent kid who gets ingested by a blob just to have a HAIL MARY moment on the beach. Who knows, maybe you'll read an Alan Watts book later and reconsider your life. Drugs to the rescue?

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	==Plot==		==Plot==

	A white-faced, faceless kid is chased by [[niggers]] through the woods, [[DINDU NUFFIN\|seemingly for no reason]]. [[You]] dash around, tripping over rocks and huffing and puffing to avoid [[rape]]. This is all fine and dandy until the fucking [[OH GOD NO\|guard dogs appear]]. These [[literally\|bitches]] chase you just so they can gouge out your eyeballs (which you don't even have). Eventually, you get away from these retards and end up on a farm where a version of "The Thing" happens to the fucking farm animals by something buttrapping them into submission. The pigs are freaking crazy, man! You fuck around with the animals and get cholera like a moron. Sometime later, you learn to manipulate the animals and farm equipment in order to escape to a seemingly abandoned city teeming with zombie-like-cretins who are kind of controlled by something or someone. I know, amazing. Beyond this shithole of a city, there's a massive factory of flooded rooms and [[Women\|naked-baby-girl-bitches]] with long hair who live in the water and want to [[rape\|hug]] you to the depths. Later, you come across some [[Pedophiles\|spooky scientists]] who performed [[Secks\|underwater experiments]] on said cunts.		A white-faced, faceless kid is chased by [[niggers]] through the woods, [[DINDU NUFFIN\|seemingly for no reason]]. [[You]] dash around, tripping over rocks and huffing and puffing to avoid [[rape]]. This is all fine and dandy until the fucking [[OH GOD NO\|guard dogs appear]]. These [[literally\|bitches]] chase you just so they can gouge out your eyeballs (which you don't even have). Eventually, you get away from these retards and end up on a farm where a version of [[Parasite\|"The Thing"]] happens to the fucking farm animals by something buttrapping them into submission. The pigs are freaking crazy, man! You fuck around with the animals and get cholera like a moron. Sometime later, you learn to manipulate the animals and farm equipment in order to escape to a seemingly abandoned city teeming with zombie-like-cretins who are kind of controlled by something or someone. I know, amazing. Beyond this shithole of a city, there's a massive factory of flooded rooms and [[Women\|naked-baby-girl-bitches]] with long hair who live in the water and want to [[rape\|hug]] you to the depths. Later, you come across some [[Pedophiles\|spooky scientists]] who performed [[Secks\|underwater experiments]] on said cunts.

	While traversing these cesspools, you have to use a mind-control helmet to control the retarded zombies, who appear to be created by the evil organization that chased you at the start! WOW! The siren-monster-thingy eventually fondles your nuts and forcefeeds you with [[Vagoo\|pubes]] that allows you to breathe underwater.		While traversing these cesspools, you have to use a mind-control helmet to control the retarded zombies, who appear to be created by the evil organization that chased you at the start! WOW! The siren-monster-thingy eventually fondles your nuts and forcefeeds you with [[Vagoo\|pubes]] that allows you to breathe underwater.

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Plot

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	A white-faced, faceless kid is chased by [[niggers]] through the woods, seemingly for no reason. [[You]] dash around, tripping over rocks and huffing and puffing to avoid [[rape]]. This is all fine and dandy until the fucking [[OH GOD NO\|guard dogs appear]]. These [[literally\|bitches]] chase you just so they can gouge out your eyeballs (which you don't even have). Eventually, you get away from these retards and end up on a farm where a version of "The Thing" happens to the fucking farm animals by something buttrapping them into submission. The pigs are freaking crazy, man! You fuck around with the animals and get cholera like a moron. Sometime later, you learn to manipulate the animals and farm equipment in order to escape to a seemingly abandoned city teeming with zombie-like-cretins who are kind of controlled by something or someone. I know, amazing. Beyond this shithole of a city, there's a massive factory of flooded rooms and [[Women\|naked-baby-girl-bitches]] with long hair who live in the water and want to [[rape\|hug]] you to the depths. Later, you come across some [[Pedophiles\|spooky scientists]] who performed [[Secks\|underwater experiments]] on said cunts.		A white-faced, faceless kid is chased by [[niggers]] through the woods, [[DINDU NUFFIN\|seemingly for no reason]]. [[You]] dash around, tripping over rocks and huffing and puffing to avoid [[rape]]. This is all fine and dandy until the fucking [[OH GOD NO\|guard dogs appear]]. These [[literally\|bitches]] chase you just so they can gouge out your eyeballs (which you don't even have). Eventually, you get away from these retards and end up on a farm where a version of "The Thing" happens to the fucking farm animals by something buttrapping them into submission. The pigs are freaking crazy, man! You fuck around with the animals and get cholera like a moron. Sometime later, you learn to manipulate the animals and farm equipment in order to escape to a seemingly abandoned city teeming with zombie-like-cretins who are kind of controlled by something or someone. I know, amazing. Beyond this shithole of a city, there's a massive factory of flooded rooms and [[Women\|naked-baby-girl-bitches]] with long hair who live in the water and want to [[rape\|hug]] you to the depths. Later, you come across some [[Pedophiles\|spooky scientists]] who performed [[Secks\|underwater experiments]] on said cunts.

	While traversing these cesspools, you have to use a mind-control helmet to control the retarded zombies, who appear to be created by the evil organization that chased you at the start! WOW! The siren-monster-thingy eventually fondles your nuts and forcefeeds you with [[Vagoo\|pubes]] that allows you to breathe underwater.		While traversing these cesspools, you have to use a mind-control helmet to control the retarded zombies, who appear to be created by the evil organization that chased you at the start! WOW! The siren-monster-thingy eventually fondles your nuts and forcefeeds you with [[Vagoo\|pubes]] that allows you to breathe underwater.