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	==The Top 250 List==		==The Top 250 List==
	~~[[Image:Delicate handling of race issues.jpg\|thumb\|When the delicate issues of race are brought up, IMDB users are known for their appropriately sensitive handling.]]~~
	[[Image:Kingkongidiot.jpg\|thumb\|On IMDb, this is considered to be a well-thought out and highly persuasive argument.]]		[[Image:Kingkongidiot.jpg\|thumb\|On IMDb, this is considered to be a well-thought out and highly persuasive argument.]]
	[[Image:IMDbRage.png\|thumb\|This too.]]		[[Image:IMDbRage.png\|thumb\|This too.]]
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	==IMDb Females Under 18==		==IMDb Females Under 18==
	~~[[Image:Females_under_18.png\|thumb\|Notice the average vote from Females under 18 on the movie 'Duel', by Steven Spielberg]]~~
	[[Image:IMDb_Poll_2.JPG\|thumb\|A traditional breakdown of the votes by demographic from an IMDb film. Notice the average vote from Females under 18 is nearly a full 2 points above the actual average.]]		[[Image:IMDb_Poll_2.JPG\|thumb\|A traditional breakdown of the votes by demographic from an IMDb film. Notice the average vote from Females under 18 is nearly a full 2 points above the actual average.]]

	IMDb users are notorious for assigning favorable ratings to [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1229827/ratings terrible] [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0454987/ratings movies], and statistically speaking, the ubiquitous category of females under 18 is largely responsible for this unspeakable atrocity. Women in general have no taste, however, the average IMDb female under 18 is a rampaging [[Bitch\|hobag]]-in-training, a ditzy confection of irritating naivety and limited understanding whose lack of [[maturity]] and noted ability to be easily manipulated renders them unable to distinguish between quality films and trash, and coincidentally makes them the prime target for [[surprise buttsecks]]. In general, the only way to combat the infection of inflated grades spread by this demographic is to downvote particular films, but [[Last Thursday]] Popular Science released a series of studies showing proper use of subliminals during Totally Spies and/or My Little Pony commercials may represent a new front in the fight against this teenage plague.		IMDb users are notorious for assigning favorable ratings to [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1229827/ratings terrible] [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0454987/ratings movies], and statistically speaking, the ubiquitous category of females under 18 is largely responsible for this unspeakable atrocity. Women in general have no taste, however, the average IMDb female under 18 is a rampaging [[Bitch\|hobag]]-in-training, a ditzy confection of irritating naivety and limited understanding whose lack of [[maturity]] and noted ability to be easily manipulated renders them unable to distinguish between quality films and trash, and coincidentally makes them the prime target for [[surprise buttsecks]]. In general, the only way to combat the infection of inflated grades spread by this demographic is to downvote particular films, but [[Last Thursday]] Popular Science released a series of studies showing proper use of subliminals during Totally Spies and/or My Little Pony commercials may represent a new front in the fight against this teenage plague.

	==Stupid ~~irrelevant threads~~==		==Stupid Irrelevant Threads==

	At the bottom of the profile for each film, you will find all kinds of stupid threads created by asshats who have nothing better to do with their time.		At the bottom of the profile for each film, you will find all kinds of stupid threads created by asshats who have nothing better to do with their time.
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	:You do know that Ed Tom and Anton Chigurh are the same person, right? [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0477348/board/flat/100081225?p=1]		:You do know that Ed Tom and Anton Chigurh are the same person, right? [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0477348/board/flat/100081225?p=1]

	*'''The Glorious "Schindler's List" ~~subforum~~'''		*'''The Glorious "Schindler's List" Subforum'''
	:Watch out for this one, it delivers the most lulz out of the whole of IMDb. Based on a ridiculous movie about Nazis, made by Steven Spielberg (who is responsible for [[Star Wars]] and is also a jew), it is your typical '''"ZOMG TEH NAZIS ARE SOOO BAD OMG THAT'S SO SAD HOW THEY KILLED THE JEWS THEY WERE EVIL EVIL EVIL"''' film.		:Watch out for this one, it delivers the most lulz out of the whole of IMDb. Based on a ridiculous movie about Nazis, made by Steven Spielberg (who is responsible for [[Star Wars]] and is also a jew), it is your typical '''"ZOMG TEH NAZIS ARE SOOO BAD OMG THAT'S SO SAD HOW THEY KILLED THE JEWS THEY WERE EVIL EVIL EVIL"''' film.
	:Because the movie spreads this [[Zionism\|Zionist]] crap, it won an Oscar. Anyway, here you can find all kinds of tossers who argue with each other about Israel and Palestine. Basically the same as anywhere else. As usual, any time somebody (usually a troll) says something which threatens the ass-swine [[jews]], they all cry "ANTI-SEMITE". Little do they know that [[nobody gives a shit]] whether it's racist or not, and the argument continues. Forever.		:Because the movie spreads this [[Zionism\|Zionist]] crap, it won an Oscar. Anyway, here you can find all kinds of tossers who argue with each other about Israel and Palestine. Basically the same as anywhere else. As usual, any time somebody (usually a troll) says something which threatens the ass-swine [[jews]], they all cry "ANTI-SEMITE". Little do they know that [[nobody gives a shit]] whether it's racist or not, and the argument continues. Forever.
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	:Since the death of the [[Heath Ledger\|Austrian Tosspot]] it has become customary to post this at the forum of a [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000455/board/nest/144732597 recently deceased celebrity]. While slightly [[lol\|lulzworthy]] it can easily become an [[old meme]] if used on [[Billy Mays\|nobodies]].		:Since the death of the [[Heath Ledger\|Austrian Tosspot]] it has become customary to post this at the forum of a [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000455/board/nest/144732597 recently deceased celebrity]. While slightly [[lol\|lulzworthy]] it can easily become an [[old meme]] if used on [[Billy Mays\|nobodies]].

	==Cheap Lulz ~~From~~ IMDb==		==Cheap Lulz from IMDb==
	[[Image:Heath IMDB Board.JPG\|thumb\|right\|120px\|Or you can do this]]		[[Image:Heath IMDB Board.JPG\|thumb\|right\|120px\|Or you can do this]]
	1. Register an account at IMDb, so you can post in the forums.<br>		1. Register an account at IMDb, so you can post in the forums.<br>
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	==How to troll IMDb ~~like~~ a pro==		==How to troll IMDb Like a pro==

	1. Log into IMDb forums. <br>		1. Log into IMDb forums. <br>
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	* The [[Roman Polanski\|Roman Polanski IMDb]] Board		* The [[Roman Polanski\|Roman Polanski IMDb]] Board
	* [[The IMDb Politics Board]]		* [[The IMDb Politics Board]]
			* [[Chickaboom]]
	* [[Roger Ebert]]		* [[Roger Ebert]]
	* [[Dorian_Gay]]		* [[Dorian_Gay]]

imported>Schnitzel: /* See Also */

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imported>Hsrandmehatecod at 22:47, 7 March 2017

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	[[Image:WickedPrincess's Husband.jpg\|thumb\|Your average IMDb user.]]		[[Image:WickedPrincess's Husband.jpg\|thumb\|Your average IMDb user.]]
	[[Image:fullhouse.jpg\|650px\|thumb\|centre\|The Full House board is known for it's controversial content.]]		[[Image:fullhouse.jpg\|650px\|thumb\|centre\|The Full House board is known for it's controversial content.]]

imported>Kostascorner333: /* The Top 250 List */

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The Top 250 List

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	Upon the release of [[The Dark Knight IMDb Board\|The Dark Knigger]], all hell broke loose on the top 250. Within 12 hours, [[lolwut\|the movie made its way to the top of the 250 list]]. When Godfather [[fangirls]] took notice, they exacted their sweet [[buttsecks\|revenge]] by rating The Dark Knight 1/10. Since then, the Godfather [[faggots]] and extreme fans of the Dead [[Heath Ledger]] Show have been at war with each other. Understanding how [[serious business\|serious]] the top 250 list is, fans of the Shawshank Redemption stepped in to attempt to [[doing it wrong\|right the situation]]. Of course, we all know that none of these movies are anywhere close to [[RIKI-OH\|the greatest movie of all time]].		Upon the release of [[The Dark Knight IMDb Board\|The Dark Knigger]], all hell broke loose on the top 250. Within 12 hours, [[lolwut\|the movie made its way to the top of the 250 list]]. When Godfather [[fangirls]] took notice, they exacted their sweet [[buttsecks\|revenge]] by rating The Dark Knight 1/10. Since then, the Godfather [[faggots]] and extreme fans of the Dead [[Heath Ledger]] Show have been at war with each other. Understanding how [[serious business\|serious]] the top 250 list is, fans of the Shawshank Redemption stepped in to attempt to [[doing it wrong\|right the situation]]. Of course, we all know that none of these movies are anywhere close to [[RIKI-OH\|the greatest movie of all time]].
			==The Top 250 TV List==
			How the Top 250 TV list works is basically the same way the Top 250 Movie list works. Some shitty miniseries that [[Nobody gives a fuck\|nobody gives a fuck about]] is the best TV show of all time according to [[Retards\|IMDb users]]. This list shows that not only do IMDb users have [[shit]] taste in films, but they also have shitty taste in TV shows, [[Wrong\|because Rick and Morty totally deserves to be put above The Sopranos, amirite?]]

	==Userbase==		==Userbase==

imported>Kostascorner333: /* External links */

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External links

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	* [http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2004] The IMDb forums on [[Something Awful]]'s Weekend Web.		* [http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2004] The IMDb forums on [[Something Awful]]'s Weekend Web.
	* [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0488262/board/threads/ IMDb Flavor of Love Boards]		* [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0488262/board/threads/ IMDb Flavor of Love Boards]
			* [http://www.imdb.com/chart/toptv/?ref_=nv_tvv_250_3/ The IMDb Top 250 TV Shows]

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imported>LulzKiller at 12:50, 20 December 2015

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	[[Image:WickedPrincess's Husband.jpg\|thumb\|Your average IMDb user.]]		[[Image:WickedPrincess's Husband.jpg\|thumb\|Your average IMDb user.]]
	[[Image:fullhouse.jpg\|650px\|thumb\|centre\|The Full House board is known for it's controversial content.]]		[[Image:fullhouse.jpg\|650px\|thumb\|centre\|The Full House board is known for it's controversial content.]]
	''''The Internet Movie Database,'''' also known as '''IMDb''' and a variety of deeply-unfunny corrupted acronyms, such as ('''Ignorant Moronic Dumbasses Bitching''') is a sprawling website and self-proclaimed "[[bullshit\|Biggest Movie Website on Earth]]". Something of a rival to [[Wikipedia\|TOW]], IMDb catalogues lots of [[bullshit\|useful information]], such as [[Shit noone cares about\|Megan Fox's ranking on Maxim's 2008 Hot List, how long Renee Zellweger's wedding lasted and Gwyneth Paltrow's shoe size]]. The real horror, however, is the message board forum, where thousands of [[basement dweller\|people with extensive knowledge of cinema]] gather to discuss topics including, but not limited to: [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004896/board/thread/170913007 Eminem's asshole], [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0435761/board/nest/171215641?p=1 homoerotic Toy Story fanfiction] and [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1028576/board/thread/170399781 speculation on Seabiscuit 2]. It's basically [[/b/]], except with a profanity filter and [[Gay\|no pics]].		''''The Internet Movie Database,'''' also known as '''IMDb''' and a variety of deeply-unfunny corrupted acronyms, such as ('''Ignorant Moronic Dumbasses Bitching''') is a sprawling website and self-proclaimed "[[bullshit\|Biggest Movie Website on Earth]]". Something of a rival to [[Wikipedia\|TOW]], IMDb catalogues lots of [[bullshit\|useful information]], such as [[Shit noone cares about\|Megan Fox's ranking on Maxim's 2008 Hot List, how long Renee Zellweger's wedding lasted and Gwyneth Paltrow's shoe size]]. The real horror, however, is the message board forum, where thousands of [[basement dweller\|people with extensive knowledge of cinema]] gather to discuss topics including, but not limited to: [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004896/board/thread/170913007 Eminem's asshole], [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0435761/board/nest/171215641?p=1 homoerotic Toy Story fanfiction] and [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1028576/board/thread/170399781 speculation on Seabiscuit 2]. It's basically [[B\|/b/]], except with a profanity filter and [[Gay\|no pics]].

	==The Top 250 List==		==The Top 250 List==

imported>Nintendo4Life at 05:52, 15 July 2015

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	[[Image:WickedPrincess's Husband.jpg\|thumb\|Your average IMDb user.]]		[[Image:WickedPrincess's Husband.jpg\|thumb\|Your average IMDb user.]]
	[[Image:fullhouse.jpg\|650px\|thumb\|centre\|The Full House board is known for it's controversial content.]]		[[Image:fullhouse.jpg\|650px\|thumb\|centre\|The Full House board is known for it's controversial content.]]
	''''The Internet Movie Database,'''' also known as '''IMDb''' and a variety of deeply-unfunny corrupted acronyms, such as ('''I'''~~gnorant '''M'''oronic '''D'''umbasses '''B'''itching~~) is a sprawling website and self-proclaimed "[[bullshit\|Biggest Movie Website on Earth]]". Something of a rival to [[Wikipedia\|TOW]], IMDb catalogues lots of [[bullshit\|useful information]], such as [[Shit noone cares about\|Megan Fox's ranking on Maxim's 2008 Hot List, how long Renee Zellweger's wedding lasted and Gwyneth Paltrow's shoe size]]. The real horror, however, is the message board forum, where thousands of [[basement dweller\|people with extensive knowledge of cinema]] gather to discuss topics including, but not limited to: [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004896/board/thread/170913007 Eminem's asshole], [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0435761/board/nest/171215641?p=1 homoerotic Toy Story fanfiction] and [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1028576/board/thread/170399781 speculation on Seabiscuit 2]. It's basically [[/b/]], except with a profanity filter and [[Gay\|no pics]].		''''The Internet Movie Database,'''' also known as '''IMDb''' and a variety of deeply-unfunny corrupted acronyms, such as ('''Ignorant Moronic Dumbasses Bitching''') is a sprawling website and self-proclaimed "[[bullshit\|Biggest Movie Website on Earth]]". Something of a rival to [[Wikipedia\|TOW]], IMDb catalogues lots of [[bullshit\|useful information]], such as [[Shit noone cares about\|Megan Fox's ranking on Maxim's 2008 Hot List, how long Renee Zellweger's wedding lasted and Gwyneth Paltrow's shoe size]]. The real horror, however, is the message board forum, where thousands of [[basement dweller\|people with extensive knowledge of cinema]] gather to discuss topics including, but not limited to: [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004896/board/thread/170913007 Eminem's asshole], [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0435761/board/nest/171215641?p=1 homoerotic Toy Story fanfiction] and [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1028576/board/thread/170399781 speculation on Seabiscuit 2]. It's basically [[/b/]], except with a profanity filter and [[Gay\|no pics]].

	==The Top 250 List==		==The Top 250 List==

imported>Nintendo4Life at 05:51, 15 July 2015

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	[[Image:WickedPrincess's Husband.jpg\|thumb\|Your average IMDb user.]]		[[Image:WickedPrincess's Husband.jpg\|thumb\|Your average IMDb user.]]
	[[Image:fullhouse.jpg\|650px\|thumb\|centre\|The Full House board is known for it's controversial content.]]		[[Image:fullhouse.jpg\|650px\|thumb\|centre\|The Full House board is known for it's controversial content.]]
	''''The Internet Movie Database,'''' also known as '''IMDb''' and a variety of deeply-unfunny corrupted acronyms, is a sprawling website and self-proclaimed "[[bullshit\|Biggest Movie Website on Earth]]". Something of a rival to [[Wikipedia\|TOW]], IMDb catalogues lots of [[bullshit\|useful information]], such as [[Shit noone cares about\|Megan Fox's ranking on Maxim's 2008 Hot List, how long Renee Zellweger's wedding lasted and Gwyneth Paltrow's shoe size]]. The real horror, however, is the message board forum, where thousands of [[basement dweller\|people with extensive knowledge of cinema]] gather to discuss topics including, but not limited to: [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004896/board/thread/170913007 Eminem's asshole], [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0435761/board/nest/171215641?p=1 homoerotic Toy Story fanfiction] and [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1028576/board/thread/170399781 speculation on Seabiscuit 2]. It's basically [[/b/]], except with a profanity filter and [[Gay\|no pics]].		''''The Internet Movie Database,'''' also known as '''IMDb''' and a variety of deeply-unfunny corrupted acronyms, such as ('''I'''gnorant '''M'''oronic '''D'''umbasses '''B'''itching) is a sprawling website and self-proclaimed "[[bullshit\|Biggest Movie Website on Earth]]". Something of a rival to [[Wikipedia\|TOW]], IMDb catalogues lots of [[bullshit\|useful information]], such as [[Shit noone cares about\|Megan Fox's ranking on Maxim's 2008 Hot List, how long Renee Zellweger's wedding lasted and Gwyneth Paltrow's shoe size]]. The real horror, however, is the message board forum, where thousands of [[basement dweller\|people with extensive knowledge of cinema]] gather to discuss topics including, but not limited to: [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004896/board/thread/170913007 Eminem's asshole], [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0435761/board/nest/171215641?p=1 homoerotic Toy Story fanfiction] and [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1028576/board/thread/170399781 speculation on Seabiscuit 2]. It's basically [[/b/]], except with a profanity filter and [[Gay\|no pics]].

	==The Top 250 List==		==The Top 250 List==

imported>Ultimate Paragon: /* Stupid irrelevant threads */

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Stupid irrelevant threads

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imported>Ultimate Paragon: /* Stupid irrelevant threads */

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Stupid irrelevant threads

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	* [[Ice-Ice-Baby]]		* [[Ice-Ice-Baby]]
	* [[WickedPrincess]]		* [[WickedPrincess]]
	* [[BewareOfTheHippieDrill]]
	* [[saucer_magnolia]]		* [[saucer_magnolia]]
	* [[Blondie_xoxo]]		* [[Blondie_xoxo]]

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			{{achtung\|LOL IMDB MESSAGE BOARDS ARE DEAD}}
	[[Image:WickedPrincess's Husband.jpg\|thumb\|Your average IMDb user.]]		[[Image:WickedPrincess's Husband.jpg\|thumb\|Your average IMDb user.]]
	[[Image:fullhouse.jpg\|650px\|thumb\|centre\|The Full House board is known for it's controversial content.]]		[[Image:fullhouse.jpg\|650px\|thumb\|centre\|The Full House board is known for it's controversial content.]]