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	\|I realize that my fellow bloggers in the States might be all kinds of enamored over Hulu but for the rest of the world it is just another stupid geotarded product that is as about as useful as female mammary glands on a bull.\|Butthurt foreigner [http://www.shootingatbubbles.com/index.php/2008/08/13/hulu-sucks-donkey-balls-so-please-stop-using-it-in-posts/ Steve Hodson].\|I can't even find 1 episode of Space: Above and Beyond, Star Trek The Next Generation, or Deep Space Nine. I thought it was supposed to be this great site to watch Tv shows. Well, then why can't I watch the shows I want to watch? They have freaking Howard the Duck but no Duck Tails. WTF is up with that?\|A sample of the nerdrage.\|Good to see Disney buying into the inflated numbers that Hulu pumped out. Now that they’re in - Hulu’s blocked out the non-US viewers. Yes, even those using HotSpotShield type anonymizers. Next step - Outragous Subscriptions. And the end of Hulu. Betcha Newscorp is dumping Hulu. At least they only own 70% now.\|Isn’t the whole point of making a business to make money?\|The four fatal flaws of Hulu: 1. Hulu video is notably grainier than iTunes. It looks terrible blown up to full-screen on anything bigger than a 15" laptop. 2. Hulu's player is much screwier than iTunes. "The following program is brought to you with limited commercial interruption by FILE NOT FOUND." "Firefox has blah blah blah give up." 3. would gladly pay extra, as I did via Apple, to lose the idiotic commercials. An uninterrupted Battlestar episode, or two or three, is a darkly absorbing visit to another world. Not so on Hulu, where Best Buy disrupts the fabric of the show's alternate universe. 4. The final insult: They don't have all the episodes I haven't seen. Why not? I'm serious. Dear Hulu publicists: Why not 30 Rock Season 2, Episode 1?\|Shit is {{archive\|FBTHq\|so uncash}}.\|I work for a small movierental website. So many studio simply panic when you mention the word 'internet', they only think one word from that moment on: 'piracy', the completly miss the more important thing: 'future'\|If Hulu keeps going like it is, piracy will be the only future.\| Media went global 10 years ago, it's time the content providers realize this.\|Some guy pissed about the BBC\|Hulu.com should be dropped from all Canadian search results. It is useless to us, and very annoying.\|You can hear the [http://www.paulholmes.ca/2009/03/13/i-hate-hulucom/ bawwwing] all the way down in Texas.\| I do feel, though, that we as non-Americans need to make our voices heard whenever someone tries to shill Hulu as the next great thing, especially if (and this scenario bugs me) we start seeing more content going Hulu-exclusive.\|Like this has ever worked.}}		\|I realize that my fellow bloggers in the States might be all kinds of enamored over Hulu but for the rest of the world it is just another stupid geotarded product that is as about as useful as female mammary glands on a bull.\|Butthurt foreigner [http://www.shootingatbubbles.com/index.php/2008/08/13/hulu-sucks-donkey-balls-so-please-stop-using-it-in-posts/ Steve Hodson].\|I can't even find 1 episode of Space: Above and Beyond, Star Trek The Next Generation, or Deep Space Nine. I thought it was supposed to be this great site to watch Tv shows. Well, then why can't I watch the shows I want to watch? They have freaking Howard the Duck but no Duck Tails. WTF is up with that?\|A sample of the nerdrage.\|Good to see Disney buying into the inflated numbers that Hulu pumped out. Now that they’re in - Hulu’s blocked out the non-US viewers. Yes, even those using HotSpotShield type anonymizers. Next step - Outragous Subscriptions. And the end of Hulu. Betcha Newscorp is dumping Hulu. At least they only own 70% now.\|Isn’t the whole point of making a business to make money?\|The four fatal flaws of Hulu: 1. Hulu video is notably grainier than iTunes. It looks terrible blown up to full-screen on anything bigger than a 15" laptop. 2. Hulu's player is much screwier than iTunes. "The following program is brought to you with limited commercial interruption by FILE NOT FOUND." "Firefox has blah blah blah give up." 3. would gladly pay extra, as I did via Apple, to lose the idiotic commercials. An uninterrupted Battlestar episode, or two or three, is a darkly absorbing visit to another world. Not so on Hulu, where Best Buy disrupts the fabric of the show's alternate universe. 4. The final insult: They don't have all the episodes I haven't seen. Why not? I'm serious. Dear Hulu publicists: Why not 30 Rock Season 2, Episode 1?\|Shit is {{archive\|FBTHq\|so uncash}}.\|I work for a small movierental website. So many studio simply panic when you mention the word 'internet', they only think one word from that moment on: 'piracy', the completly miss the more important thing: 'future'\|If Hulu keeps going like it is, piracy will be the only future.\| Media went global 10 years ago, it's time the content providers realize this.\|Some guy pissed about the BBC\|Hulu.com should be dropped from all Canadian search results. It is useless to us, and very annoying.\|You can hear the [http://www.paulholmes.ca/2009/03/13/i-hate-hulucom/ bawwwing] all the way down in Texas.\| I do feel, though, that we as non-Americans need to make our voices heard whenever someone tries to shill Hulu as the next great thing, especially if (and this scenario bugs me) we start seeing more content going Hulu-exclusive.\|Like this has ever worked.}}
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	==Video==		==Video==

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	{{quote\|It will simmer your head-meat down to a bubbling brainy fondue.\|Eliza Dushku speaking about Hulu.}}		{{quote\|It will simmer your head-meat down to a bubbling brainy fondue.\|Eliza Dushku speaking about Hulu.}}

	Providing viewable content thru a Flash player console, '''Hulu''' is a syndication service and media content congregator/aggregator that can give you high definition streaming video from [[Old media\|NBC, ABC, FOX, Comedy Central,]] [[Bob Ross\|PBS,]] USA Network, Bravo, Fuel TV, FX, Speed, Sci Fi, Style, Sundance, E!, G4, Versus, A&E, [[Wimmins\|Oxygen]] and website content from Funny Or Die and [[The Onion\|Onion News Network.]] The site is a wonderful place to go and catch up on all of your favorite [[television]] shows, especially if you are too stupid to work a DVR, too poor to afford video-on-demand services from your cable provider, or [[too lazy]] to [[Piracy\|pirate]] the shit off [[BitTorrent]], b̶u̶t̶ ̶h̶o̶l̶d̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶r̶e̶ ̶M̶r̶.̶ ̶R̶e̶s̶t̶-̶o̶f̶-̶t̶h̶e̶-̶W̶o̶r̶l̶d̶…̶ ̶H̶u̶l̶u̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶o̶n̶l̶y̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶A̶m̶e̶r̶i̶c̶u̶n̶t̶s̶.̶ Just proxy it.		Providing viewable content thru a Flash player console, '''Hulu''' also known as '''Jewlu''' is a syndication service and media content congregator/aggregator that can give you high definition streaming video from [[Old media\|NBC, ABC, FOX, Comedy Central,]] [[Bob Ross\|PBS,]] USA Network, Bravo, Fuel TV, FX, Speed, Sci Fi, Style, Sundance, E!, G4, Versus, A&E, [[Wimmins\|Oxygen]] and website content from Funny Or Die and [[The Onion\|Onion News Network.]] The site is a wonderful place to go and catch up on all of your favorite [[television]] shows, especially if you are too stupid to work a DVR, too poor to afford video-on-demand services from your cable provider, or [[too lazy]] to [[Piracy\|pirate]] the shit off [[BitTorrent]], b̶u̶t̶ ̶h̶o̶l̶d̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶r̶e̶ ̶M̶r̶.̶ ̶R̶e̶s̶t̶-̶o̶f̶-̶t̶h̶e̶-̶W̶o̶r̶l̶d̶…̶ ̶H̶u̶l̶u̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶o̶n̶l̶y̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶A̶m̶e̶r̶i̶c̶u̶n̶t̶s̶.̶ Just proxy it.

	==Nomenclature==		==Nomenclature==

imported>ElSegCunt: /* Nomenclature */

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Nomenclature

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	{{quote\|Hulu is short, easy to spell, easy to pronounce, and rhymes with itself. Subjectively, Hulu strikes us as an inherently fun name, one that captures the spirit of the service we're building.\|Hulu CEO Jason Kilar}}		{{quote\|Hulu is short, easy to spell, easy to pronounce, and rhymes with itself. Subjectively, Hulu strikes us as an inherently fun name, one that captures the spirit of the service we're building.\|Hulu CEO Jason Kilar}}

	Originally, ~~Hulu~~ was going to be named [http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/08/09/wow-clown-co-got-that-1-billion-valuation-still-nameless-though/ “Clown Co,”] but the resulting laughter at that domain/company name was so loud, it caused Hulu’s board of directors to reconsider. They chose Hulu and promptly received more laughter, some people even saying that Hulu is the dumbest name a 100 million dollar website could have.		Originally, Jewlu was going to be named [http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/08/09/wow-clown-co-got-that-1-billion-valuation-still-nameless-though/ “Clown Co,”] but the resulting laughter at that domain/company name was so loud, it caused Hulu’s board of directors to reconsider. They chose Hulu and promptly received more laughter, some people even saying that Hulu is the dumbest name a 100 million dollar website could have.


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	The closest real word to “Hulu” is hülü, the Azerbaijani word for ~~“peach~~.” So while you are in Azerbaijan, plug your laptop in and go and watch this “peach” of a website…oh wait, you can't.		The closest real word to “Hulu” is hülü, the Azerbaijani word for “[[ass\|peach]].” So while you are in Azerbaijan, plug your laptop in and go and watch this “peach” of a website…oh wait, you can't.

	==History==		==History==

imported>LulzKiller at 16:44, 27 February 2016

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	\|I realize that my fellow bloggers in the States might be all kinds of enamored over Hulu but for the rest of the world it is just another stupid geotarded product that is as about as useful as female mammary glands on a bull.\|Butthurt foreigner [http://www.shootingatbubbles.com/index.php/2008/08/13/hulu-sucks-donkey-balls-so-please-stop-using-it-in-posts/ Steve Hodson].\|I can't even find 1 episode of Space: Above and Beyond, Star Trek The Next Generation, or Deep Space Nine. I thought it was supposed to be this great site to watch Tv shows. Well, then why can't I watch the shows I want to watch? They have freaking Howard the Duck but no Duck Tails. WTF is up with that?\|A sample of the nerdrage.\|Good to see Disney buying into the inflated numbers that Hulu pumped out. Now that they’re in - Hulu’s blocked out the non-US viewers. Yes, even those using HotSpotShield type anonymizers. Next step - Outragous Subscriptions. And the end of Hulu. Betcha Newscorp is dumping Hulu. At least they only own 70% now.\|Isn’t the whole point of making a business to make money?\|The four fatal flaws of Hulu: 1. Hulu video is notably grainier than iTunes. It looks terrible blown up to full-screen on anything bigger than a 15" laptop. 2. Hulu's player is much screwier than iTunes. "The following program is brought to you with limited commercial interruption by FILE NOT FOUND." "Firefox has blah blah blah give up." 3. would gladly pay extra, as I did via Apple, to lose the idiotic commercials. An uninterrupted Battlestar episode, or two or three, is a darkly absorbing visit to another world. Not so on Hulu, where Best Buy disrupts the fabric of the show's alternate universe. 4. The final insult: They don't have all the episodes I haven't seen. Why not? I'm serious. Dear Hulu publicists: Why not 30 Rock Season 2, Episode 1?\|Shit is ~~[http://gawker.com/tech/online-video/hulus-four-fatal-flaws-327266.php~~ so uncash].\|I work for a small movierental website. So many studio simply panic when you mention the word 'internet', they only think one word from that moment on: 'piracy', the completly miss the more important thing: 'future'\|If Hulu keeps going like it is, piracy will be the only future.\| Media went global 10 years ago, it's time the content providers realize this.\|Some guy pissed about the BBC\|Hulu.com should be dropped from all Canadian search results. It is useless to us, and very annoying.\|You can hear the [http://www.paulholmes.ca/2009/03/13/i-hate-hulucom/ bawwwing] all the way down in Texas.\| I do feel, though, that we as non-Americans need to make our voices heard whenever someone tries to shill Hulu as the next great thing, especially if (and this scenario bugs me) we start seeing more content going Hulu-exclusive.\|Like this has ever worked.}}		\|I realize that my fellow bloggers in the States might be all kinds of enamored over Hulu but for the rest of the world it is just another stupid geotarded product that is as about as useful as female mammary glands on a bull.\|Butthurt foreigner [http://www.shootingatbubbles.com/index.php/2008/08/13/hulu-sucks-donkey-balls-so-please-stop-using-it-in-posts/ Steve Hodson].\|I can't even find 1 episode of Space: Above and Beyond, Star Trek The Next Generation, or Deep Space Nine. I thought it was supposed to be this great site to watch Tv shows. Well, then why can't I watch the shows I want to watch? They have freaking Howard the Duck but no Duck Tails. WTF is up with that?\|A sample of the nerdrage.\|Good to see Disney buying into the inflated numbers that Hulu pumped out. Now that they’re in - Hulu’s blocked out the non-US viewers. Yes, even those using HotSpotShield type anonymizers. Next step - Outragous Subscriptions. And the end of Hulu. Betcha Newscorp is dumping Hulu. At least they only own 70% now.\|Isn’t the whole point of making a business to make money?\|The four fatal flaws of Hulu: 1. Hulu video is notably grainier than iTunes. It looks terrible blown up to full-screen on anything bigger than a 15" laptop. 2. Hulu's player is much screwier than iTunes. "The following program is brought to you with limited commercial interruption by FILE NOT FOUND." "Firefox has blah blah blah give up." 3. would gladly pay extra, as I did via Apple, to lose the idiotic commercials. An uninterrupted Battlestar episode, or two or three, is a darkly absorbing visit to another world. Not so on Hulu, where Best Buy disrupts the fabric of the show's alternate universe. 4. The final insult: They don't have all the episodes I haven't seen. Why not? I'm serious. Dear Hulu publicists: Why not 30 Rock Season 2, Episode 1?\|Shit is {{archive\|FBTHq\|so uncash}}.\|I work for a small movierental website. So many studio simply panic when you mention the word 'internet', they only think one word from that moment on: 'piracy', the completly miss the more important thing: 'future'\|If Hulu keeps going like it is, piracy will be the only future.\| Media went global 10 years ago, it's time the content providers realize this.\|Some guy pissed about the BBC\|Hulu.com should be dropped from all Canadian search results. It is useless to us, and very annoying.\|You can hear the [http://www.paulholmes.ca/2009/03/13/i-hate-hulucom/ bawwwing] all the way down in Texas.\| I do feel, though, that we as non-Americans need to make our voices heard whenever someone tries to shill Hulu as the next great thing, especially if (and this scenario bugs me) we start seeing more content going Hulu-exclusive.\|Like this has ever worked.}}
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imported>SheepBot: teaching bitches how to swim

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	{{Timeline\|Featured article April 5 & 6, [[2013]]\|[[Evildoer Korea]]\|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]\|[[Social Justice]]}}		{{Timeline\|Featured article April 5 & 6, [[2013]]\|[[Evildoer Korea]]\|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]\|[[Social Justice]]}}

imported>LongLiveRock: /* Eh, Sorry Dirty Foreigners */

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	*UPDATE - [http://www.boxee.tv/homepage/ Boxee], an internet media center application similar to Windows Media Center, has an RSS feed to Hulu that may be able to be hacked. Read more about it [http://www.deviceguru.com/boxee-hack-restores-hulu-sort-of/ here]. The feed sounds a bit flakey, but hey, if you can't get the American television programs you want to watch, don't blame ED.		*UPDATE - [http://www.boxee.tv/homepage/ Boxee], an internet media center application similar to Windows Media Center, has an RSS feed to Hulu that may be able to be hacked. Read more about it [http://www.deviceguru.com/boxee-hack-restores-hulu-sort-of/ here]. The feed sounds a bit flakey, but hey, if you can't get the American television programs you want to watch, don't blame ED.

			Recently a bunch of foreign programs, mainly from the [[BBC]], have been uploaded, but too bad they can't be viewed in the countries they were made in!

	==Disney==		==Disney==