Hugbox - Revision history

imported>Creathism: /* See Also */

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imported>Hagibor: /* Hugbox: The Movie */

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Hugbox: The Movie

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	==Hugbox: The Movie==		==Hugbox: The Movie==
	''HBO'' recently released a made-for-tv <s>movie</s> propaganda piece of shit called ''[[Temple Grandin]]'' that was only produced because [[SJW]]s like Claire Danes were picketing HBO for material that might convince people that [[autistic\|asspies]] have souls and are not [[Chris Chan\|G-D's mistake]]. It stars Claire Danes. No fucking lie. <br>		''HBO'' recently released a made-for-tv <s>movie</s> propaganda piece of shit called ''[[Temple Grandin]]'' that was only produced because [[SJW]]s like Claire Danes were picketing HBO for material that might convince people that [[autistic\|asspies]] have souls and are not [[Chris Chan\|G-D's mistake]]. It stars Claire Danes. No fucking lie. <br>
	The only lesson most people walk away with from this movie is that all [[autistic]] weirdos are like [[Chris Chan]] and opposed to bathing, thinking that a quick spray of Axe body spray and wiping ~~your~~ pits with wet naps will do the job. Unlike [[Chris Chan]] this asspie can hold a job.		The only lesson most people walk away with from this movie is that all [[autistic]] weirdos are like [[Chris Chan]] and opposed to bathing, thinking that a quick spray of Axe body spray and wiping their pits with wet naps will do the job. Unlike [[Chris Chan]] this asspie can hold a job. Has gotten laid. Never posted videos of her fucking stuffed animals. Doesn't draw a shitty [[web comic]]. Can budget money. Doesn't [[Ebegging\|E-beg]]. '''IS CAPABLE OF LISTENING TO PEOPLE AND LEARNING NEW THINGS.'''
	[[Image:Templegrandin.jpg\|thumb\|The touching true-life story of a woman and her hugbox]]		[[Image:Templegrandin.jpg\|thumb\|The touching true-life story of a woman and her hugbox]]

imported>Hagibor: /* Hugbox: The Movie */

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Hugbox: The Movie

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	==Hugbox: The Movie==		==Hugbox: The Movie==
	''HBO'' recently released a made-for-tv movie called ''[[Temple Grandin]]''. It stars Claire Danes. No fucking lie. [[Image:Templegrandin.jpg\|thumb\|The touching true-life story of a woman and her hugbox]]		''HBO'' recently released a made-for-tv <s>movie</s> propaganda piece of shit called ''[[Temple Grandin]]'' that was only produced because [[SJW]]s like Claire Danes were picketing HBO for material that might convince people that [[autistic\|asspies]] have souls and are not [[Chris Chan\|G-D's mistake]]. It stars Claire Danes. No fucking lie. <br>
			The only lesson most people walk away with from this movie is that all [[autistic]] weirdos are like [[Chris Chan]] and opposed to bathing, thinking that a quick spray of Axe body spray and wiping your pits with wet naps will do the job. Unlike [[Chris Chan]] this asspie can hold a job.
			[[Image:Templegrandin.jpg\|thumb\|The touching true-life story of a woman and her hugbox]]

	==The Dangers Of Hugboxes==		==The Dangers Of Hugboxes==

imported>Fleacollerindustry: /* Inventor Temple Grandin and her hugbox */ I replaced the old URL (QDWH_Sfnoc0) with a new one. I don't remember what the original video was, but hopefully this is an adequate replacement.

2017-02-27T18:38:18Z

Inventor Temple Grandin and her hugbox: I replaced the old URL (QDWH_Sfnoc0) with a new one. I don't remember what the original video was, but hopefully this is an adequate replacement.

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	[[Image:Hugbox how to.png\|thumb\|Instructions on how to use your hugbox. Seems like a good opportunity for some asspie's parents to manufacture an [[Madeleine McCann\|unfortunate accident]].]]		[[Image:Hugbox how to.png\|thumb\|Instructions on how to use your hugbox. Seems like a good opportunity for some asspie's parents to manufacture an [[Madeleine McCann\|unfortunate accident]].]]

	<youtube>~~QDWH_Sfnoc0~~</youtube>		<youtube>ZnU1uqZVqwo</youtube>

	{{quote\|I thought [[aspierations\|"oh, I gotta try that"]]\|A woman who gives new meaning to the term "Bulldyke".}}		{{quote\|I thought [[aspierations\|"oh, I gotta try that"]]\|A woman who gives new meaning to the term "Bulldyke".}}

imported>SNKR at 17:46, 4 November 2015

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	The hugbox is a [[BDSM]] device mainly used by [[Autism\|retards]] who are too [[gay\|faggy]] to admit they are kinky bastards. As a meme it was initially coined by sdf, "[[gb2\|Go back to]] your hugbox" is a frequently-flung insult to those who have been trolled by [[Bantown]]. A [[Wikipedia:hug machine\|hugbox]] is a purported remedy for [[Asperger's Syndrome]] and other forms of [[autism]]. It is a machine wherein an aspie crawls inside, and is squashed by two giant [[Vagina\|labial folds]], thus producing the feeling of being loved, because a machine that looks like a torture instrument did it with an industrial paper printer is perfect at simulating real love, [[amirite\|amirite?]]. It is also a very profound metaphor for [[LiveJournal]] and many other online forums.		The hugbox is a [[BDSM]] device mainly used by [[Autism\|retards]] who are too [[gay\|faggy]] to admit they are kinky bastards. As a meme it was initially coined by sdf, "[[gb2\|Go back to]] your hugbox" is a frequently-flung insult to those who have been trolled by [[Bantown]]. A [[Wikipedia:hug machine\|hugbox]] is a purported remedy for [[Asperger's Syndrome]] and other forms of [[autism]]. It is a machine wherein an aspie crawls inside, and is squashed by two giant [[Vagina\|labial folds]], thus producing the feeling of being loved, because a machine that looks like a torture instrument did it with an industrial paper printer is perfect at simulating real love, [[amirite\|amirite?]]. It is also a very profound metaphor for [[LiveJournal]] and many other online forums.

			==In the Internets==

			In the internets, a hugbox is a derogatory term for an environment, usually on the internet, in which a group with similar interests gathers to discuss topics in what they intend to be a safe, comforting, and confrontation-free environment.

			What they intend to be a "safe space" almost always turns into a circle-jerk of forced consensus and ends with every member repeatedly expressing the exact same opinion to each other, no matter the topic. Since the community is founded on unconditional love and support no matter how much of a tool a person is, these communities tend to attract tools and rational and useful advice is usually a rarity.

			Moderators of these groups are usually extremely militant and do not tolerate even the slightest dissenting opinion. Members of these groups are usually so hypersensitive that the moment a contrary opinion appears the entire community explodes in a total drama shitstorm.

	The hugbox insult is also a great way to troll autism-themed communities. It's guaranteed to earn you countless replies from angry fucktards telling you that you are a [[win\|horrible human being]]. Just remind them how glad they can be not to be [[nerd]]s any more, now that they've [[Digimon\|digivolved]] into some new kind of [[tard]].		The hugbox insult is also a great way to troll autism-themed communities. It's guaranteed to earn you countless replies from angry fucktards telling you that you are a [[win\|horrible human being]]. Just remind them how glad they can be not to be [[nerd]]s any more, now that they've [[Digimon\|digivolved]] into some new kind of [[tard]].

imported>Atdevel at 05:29, 24 October 2015

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	==Hugbox: The Movie==		==Hugbox: The Movie==
	''HBO'' recently released a made-for-tv movie called ''Temple Grandin''. It stars Claire Danes. No fucking lie. [[Image:Templegrandin.jpg\|thumb\|The touching true-life story of a woman and her hugbox]]		''HBO'' recently released a made-for-tv movie called ''[[Temple Grandin]]''. It stars Claire Danes. No fucking lie. [[Image:Templegrandin.jpg\|thumb\|The touching true-life story of a woman and her hugbox]]

	==The Dangers Of Hugboxes==		==The Dangers Of Hugboxes==

imported>Natsa at 04:29, 13 February 2014

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	== External Links ==		== External Links ==

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