Hover hand - Revision history

imported>Argonz: /* Examples */

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Examples

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	File:Hover hand 5.jpg\|Hands hate [[Summer Glau]]. Wait a second. I see a trend.		File:Hover hand 5.jpg\|Hands hate [[Firefly\|Summer Glau]]. Wait a second. I see a trend.
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imported>Argonz: /* Examples */

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Examples

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	File:Hover hand 13.jpg\|Hands hate [[Summer Glau]]		File:Hover hand 13.jpg\|Hands hate [[Firefly\|Summer Glau]]
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imported>Mantequilla at 20:18, 10 July 2014

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	*[[Video Games]]		*[[Video Games]]
	*[[Rape Checklist]]		*[[Rape Checklist]]

			== External Links ==
			*[http://www.dailydot.com/entertainment/rihanna-lap-dance-video/ Rihanna gives nerd a lapdance], epic hover hand ensues.

	{{dying alone}}		{{dying alone}}
	[[Category:Faggotry]]		[[Category:Faggotry]]

imported>Cleveland Bay II - Return Of Cleveland Bay: /* Examples */

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Examples

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			File:Hover Hand Carboard Cutout.jpg\|Some people are so beta that they even hover hand with cardboard cutouts.
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	File:Hover hand 18.jpg ‎		File:Hover hand 18.jpg ‎
	File:Hover hand 17.jpg\|That's [[you]] in the middle.		File:Hover hand 17.jpg\|That's [[you]] in the middle.
	</gallery>\|<gallery>‎		</gallery>\|<gallery>‎
	File:Hover hand 16.jpg		File:Hover hand 16.jpg
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imported>TylerRosenow: /* See Also */

2012-10-10T22:51:13Z

imported>Braylo: /* See Also / Rape Checklist

2012-06-06T02:29:41Z

imported>ChaosAkita at 06:52, 25 May 2012

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	[[File:Hover hand 8.jpg\|right\|thumb\|220px\| Classic example of hover hand]]		[[File:Hover hand 8.jpg\|right\|thumb\|220px\| Classic example of hover hand]]
	[[File:Hann.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Hann\|Some people]] have no choice]]		[[File:Hann.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Hann\|Some people]] have no choice]]
	Hot [[wimmenz]] are typically repulsed by kissless virgins such as [[you]]rself. The '''Hover hand''', a coping mechanism developed by [[forever alone\|pitiful nerds]] in response to this fact, is an awkward attempt at trying to interact with a society that [[blacks\|despises and oppresses them]]. The motivation behind the hover hand can vary and may include anything from a stigma of breaching perceived social boundaries to a fear of violating friend zone protocols. [[some argue\|However]] what's most likely going on is that they realize that their [[Fat\|overweight]] bodies, [[Otaku\|socially awkward mannerisms]], [[Goofy Time\|deep psychological issues]], strong body odor, obvious [[Virgin\|virginity]], greasy [[neckbeard~~\|neckbeards~~]] and [[FAIL\|failures]] in [[~~Life\|~~life]] are about as appealing to a woman as having [[RAPE\|sex with a nigger]]. Regardless of the justifications behind it, the fact of the matter is, if you touch them they're going to call the fucking [[cops]].		Hot [[wimmenz]] are typically repulsed by kissless virgins such as [[you]]rself. The '''Hover hand''', a coping mechanism developed by [[forever alone\|pitiful nerds]] in response to this fact, is an awkward attempt at trying to interact with a society that [[blacks\|despises and oppresses them]]. The motivation behind the hover hand can vary and may include anything from a stigma of breaching perceived social boundaries to a fear of violating friend zone protocols. [[some argue\|However]] what's most likely going on is that they realize that their [[Fat\|overweight]] bodies, [[Otaku\|socially awkward mannerisms]], [[Goofy Time\|deep psychological issues]], strong body odor, obvious [[Virgin\|virginity]], greasy [[neckbeard]]s and [[FAIL\|failures]] in [[life]] are about as appealing to a woman as having [[RAPE\|sex with a nigger]]. Regardless of the justifications behind it, the fact of the matter is, if you touch them they're going to call the fucking [[cops]].


	'''The [[truth\|moral]]:''' Women think you're creepy so just stay in your god damn basement alright.		'''The [[truth\|moral]]:''' Women think you're creepy so just stay in your god damn basement alright.


	== Reach Out & Don't Touch Someone ==		== Reach Out & Don't Touch Someone ==
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	While the condition on its own isn't life threatening it sure as hell is [[lol\|humorous]]. What did you virgins think those women did after you posed with them for your gay little pictures? Go out and exercise, maybe write a new entry in their journal about the "[[faggot\|shy]]" new guy they just met? Hell no, they went onto facebook and twitter and told everyone they possibly could what a [[emo\|gigantic pussy]] you are. We all saw, they shared the pictures with fucking everyone. Remember that girl from your school dance? The one you posed with just outside the building before the prom started. [[truth\|Well she sent us pictures too]]. She even titled them funny things like: ''Little dick and the hovering hand'', or ''Mr. Never-Get-Laid and his bad acne strike again''.		While the condition on its own isn't life threatening it sure as hell is [[lol\|humorous]]. What did you virgins think those women did after you posed with them for your gay little pictures? Go out and exercise, maybe write a new entry in their journal about the "[[faggot\|shy]]" new guy they just met? Hell no, they went onto facebook and twitter and told everyone they possibly could what a [[emo\|gigantic pussy]] you are. We all saw, they shared the pictures with fucking everyone. Remember that girl from your school dance? The one you posed with just outside the building before the prom started. [[truth\|Well she sent us pictures too]]. She even titled them funny things like: ''Little dick and the hovering hand'', or ''Mr. Never-Get-Laid and his bad acne strike again''.

	The thing that most sufferers of hover hand fail to realize is that [[truth\|women are stupid and their opinions don't matter]]. Whether or not they do or don't appreciate you touching them is of little consequence. All that matters is what [[~~you\|~~YOU]] want. After all [[Men\|YOU]] are the man so start acting like it. The sooner you realize that women enjoy being [[rape\|touched]] against their will the happier you will be. Every time a woman says no what she really means is, "''Oh yes you strong big burly man please fuck my stink hole and slap me real hard just like daddy used to''." The only place your hand actually needs to be hovering over is the end of the leash you tied the bitch up on. For realz.		The thing that most sufferers of hover hand fail to realize is that [[truth\|women are stupid and their opinions don't matter]]. Whether or not they do or don't appreciate you touching them is of little consequence. All that matters is what [[YOU]] want. After all [[Men\|YOU]] are the man so start acting like it. The sooner you realize that women enjoy being [[rape\|touched]] against their will the happier you will be. Every time a woman says no what she really means is, "''Oh yes you strong big burly man please fuck my stink hole and slap me real hard just like daddy used to''." The only place your hand actually needs to be hovering over is the end of the leash you tied the bitch up on. For realz.


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	*Editing or contributing on [[ED\|this site]]		*Editing or contributing on [[ED\|this site]]


	==Examples==		==Examples==

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	==See Also==		==See Also==
			*[[Photobomb]]
	*[[You]]		*[[You]]
	*[[Nerd]]		*[[Nerd]]

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	[[File:Hover hand 8.jpg\|right\|thumb\|220px\| Classic example of hover hand]]		[[File:Hover hand 8.jpg\|right\|thumb\|220px\| Classic example of hover hand]]
	[[File:Hann.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Hann\|Some people]] have no choice]]		[[File:Hann.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Hann\|Some people]] have no choice]]
	Hot [[wimmenz]] are typically repulsed by kissless virgins such as [[you]]rself. The '''Hover hand''', a coping mechanism developed by [[forever alone\|pitiful nerds]] in response to this fact, is an awkward attempt at trying to interact with a society that [[blacks\|despises and oppresses them]]. The motivation behind the hover hand can vary and may include anything from a stigma of breaching perceived social boundaries to a fear of violating friend zone protocols. [[some argue\|However]] what's most likely going on is that they realize that their [[Fat\|overweight]] bodies, [[Otaku\|socially awkward mannerisms]], [[Goofy Time\|deep psychological issues]], strong body odor, obvious [[Virgin\|virginity]], greasy [[neckbeard~~\|neckbeards~~]] and [[FAIL\|failures]] in [[~~Life\|~~life]] are about as appealing to a woman as having [[RAPE\|sex with a nigger]]. Regardless of the justifications behind it, the fact of the matter is, if you touch them they're going to call the fucking [[cops]].		Hot [[wimmenz]] are typically repulsed by kissless virgins such as [[you]]rself. The '''Hover hand''', a coping mechanism developed by [[forever alone\|pitiful nerds]] in response to this fact, is an awkward attempt at trying to interact with a society that [[blacks\|despises and oppresses them]]. The motivation behind the hover hand can vary and may include anything from a stigma of breaching perceived social boundaries to a fear of violating friend zone protocols. [[some argue\|However]] what's most likely going on is that they realize that their [[Fat\|overweight]] bodies, [[Otaku\|socially awkward mannerisms]], [[Goofy Time\|deep psychological issues]], strong body odor, obvious [[Virgin\|virginity]], greasy [[neckbeard]]s and [[FAIL\|failures]] in [[life]] are about as appealing to a woman as having [[RAPE\|sex with a nigger]]. Regardless of the justifications behind it, the fact of the matter is, if you touch them they're going to call the fucking [[cops]].


	'''The [[truth\|moral]]:''' Women think you're creepy so just stay in your god damn basement alright.		'''The [[truth\|moral]]:''' Women think you're creepy so just stay in your god damn basement alright.


	== Reach Out & Don't Touch Someone ==		== Reach Out & Don't Touch Someone ==
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	While the condition on its own isn't life threatening it sure as hell is [[lol\|humorous]]. What did you virgins think those women did after you posed with them for your gay little pictures? Go out and exercise, maybe write a new entry in their journal about the "[[faggot\|shy]]" new guy they just met? Hell no, they went onto facebook and twitter and told everyone they possibly could what a [[emo\|gigantic pussy]] you are. We all saw, they shared the pictures with fucking everyone. Remember that girl from your school dance? The one you posed with just outside the building before the prom started. [[truth\|Well she sent us pictures too]]. She even titled them funny things like: ''Little dick and the hovering hand'', or ''Mr. Never-Get-Laid and his bad acne strike again''.		While the condition on its own isn't life threatening it sure as hell is [[lol\|humorous]]. What did you virgins think those women did after you posed with them for your gay little pictures? Go out and exercise, maybe write a new entry in their journal about the "[[faggot\|shy]]" new guy they just met? Hell no, they went onto facebook and twitter and told everyone they possibly could what a [[emo\|gigantic pussy]] you are. We all saw, they shared the pictures with fucking everyone. Remember that girl from your school dance? The one you posed with just outside the building before the prom started. [[truth\|Well she sent us pictures too]]. She even titled them funny things like: ''Little dick and the hovering hand'', or ''Mr. Never-Get-Laid and his bad acne strike again''.

	The thing that most sufferers of hover hand fail to realize is that [[truth\|women are stupid and their opinions don't matter]]. Whether or not they do or don't appreciate you touching them is of little consequence. All that matters is what [[~~you\|~~YOU]] want. After all [[Men\|YOU]] are the man so start acting like it. The sooner you realize that women enjoy being [[rape\|touched]] against their will the happier you will be. Every time a woman says no what she really means is, "''Oh yes you strong big burly man please fuck my stink hole and slap me real hard just like daddy used to''." The only place your hand actually needs to be hovering over is the end of the leash you tied the bitch up on. For realz.		The thing that most sufferers of hover hand fail to realize is that [[truth\|women are stupid and their opinions don't matter]]. Whether or not they do or don't appreciate you touching them is of little consequence. All that matters is what [[YOU]] want. After all [[Men\|YOU]] are the man so start acting like it. The sooner you realize that women enjoy being [[rape\|touched]] against their will the happier you will be. Every time a woman says no what she really means is, "''Oh yes you strong big burly man please fuck my stink hole and slap me real hard just like daddy used to''." The only place your hand actually needs to be hovering over is the end of the leash you tied the bitch up on. For realz.


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	*Editing or contributing on [[ED\|this site]]		*Editing or contributing on [[ED\|this site]]


	==Examples==		==Examples==

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	*[[Mr. Hands]]		*[[Mr. Hands]]
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			*[[Rape Checklist]]

	{{dying alone}}		{{dying alone}}
	[[Category:Faggotry]]		[[Category:Faggotry]]

Hover hand - Revision history

imported>Argonz: /* Examples */

imported>Argonz: /* Examples */

imported>Mantequilla at 20:18, 10 July 2014

imported>Mantequilla at 20:18, 10 July 2014

imported>Mantequilla at 20:18, 10 July 2014

imported>Mantequilla at 20:18, 10 July 2014

imported>Cleveland Bay II - Return Of Cleveland Bay: /* Examples */

imported>TylerRosenow: /* See Also */

imported>Braylo: /* See Also */ *Rape Checklist

imported>ChaosAkita at 06:52, 25 May 2012

imported>Braylo: /* See Also / Rape Checklist