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imported>SheepBot: teaching bitches how to swim

2014-02-11T06:44:06Z

teaching bitches how to swim

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imported>SheepBot: teaching bitches how to swim

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teaching bitches how to swim

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imported>SheepBot: teaching bitches how to swim

2014-02-11T06:44:06Z

teaching bitches how to swim

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imported>SheepBot: teaching bitches how to swim

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teaching bitches how to swim

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imported>Mercylesstrollin: Removing statement that belongs on Uncyclopedia

2011-10-12T20:01:54Z

Removing statement that belongs on Uncyclopedia

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	'''Hotmail''' was the first [[free]], non ISP attached, [[email]] service and now it's the worst, but ironically the most used, free email site. When hotmail first started, it was used heavily by spammers and 99.99% of mail sent from hotmail users was spam. So then hotmail got put on lots of spam blacklists. A couple of years later, they got rid of most of it through heavy captchas. However, to add insult to injury, hotmail then decided to block 100% of all legitimate mail coming into hotmail members as spam. Now since most idiots on the internet use hotmail (non-idiots use something else, like [[Gmail]]), when you try to mail them, your email almost always bounces back. 75% of the time it's bounced back as spam so the recipient never sees it, and the other 25% of the time it goes into their junk mailbox where they're too lazy to check. Ironically, mail from hotmail members to hotmail members always goes straight to the inbox, to add an incentive for people to use hotmail to spam.		'''Hotmail''' was the first [[free]], non ISP attached, [[email]] service and now it's the worst, but ironically the most used, free email site. When hotmail first started, it was used heavily by spammers and 99.99% of mail sent from hotmail users was spam. So then hotmail got put on lots of spam blacklists. A couple of years later, they got rid of most of it through heavy captchas. However, to add insult to injury, hotmail then decided to block 100% of all legitimate mail coming into hotmail members as spam. Now since most idiots on the internet use hotmail (non-idiots use something else, like [[Gmail]]), when you try to mail them, your email almost always bounces back. 75% of the time it's bounced back as spam so the recipient never sees it, and the other 25% of the time it goes into their junk mailbox where they're too lazy to check. Ironically, mail from hotmail members to hotmail members always goes straight to the inbox, to add an incentive for people to use hotmail to spam.

	~~==uses==~~
	~~it one of the best emails to access the interspace because of msn messenger which allows you to add people to bitch about~~

	==See also==		==See also==

imported>Thatfaggot at 14:41, 4 September 2011

2011-09-04T14:41:04Z

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	[[Image:Butterfly.jpg\|thumb\|That fucking butterfly.]]		[[Image:Butterfly.jpg\|thumb\|That fucking butterfly.]]

	'''Hotmail''' was the first [[free]], non ISP attached, [[email]] service and now it's the worst, but ironically the most used, free email site. When hotmail first started, it was used heavily by spammers and 99.99% of mail sent from hotmail users was spam. So then hotmail got put on lots of spam blacklists. A couple of years later, they got rid of most of it through heavy captchas. However, to add insult to injury, hotmail then decided to block 100% of all legitimate mail coming into hotmail members as spam. Now since most idiots on the internet use hotmail (non-idiots use something else, like [[Gmail]]), when you try to mail them, your email almost always bounces back. 75% of the time it's bounced back as spam so the recipient never sees it, and the other 25% of the time it goes into their junk mailbox where they're too lazy to check. Ironically, mail from hotmail members to hotmail members always goes straight to the inbox, to add an incentive for people to use hotmail to spam.		'''Hotmail''' was the first [[free]], non ISP attached, [[email]] service and now it's the worst, but ironically the most used, free email site. When hotmail first started, it was used heavily by spammers and 99.99% of mail sent from hotmail users was spam. So then hotmail got put on lots of spam blacklists. A couple of years later, they got rid of most of it through heavy captchas. However, to add insult to injury, hotmail then decided to block 100% of all legitimate mail coming into hotmail members as spam. Now since most idiots on the internet use hotmail (non-idiots use something else, like [[Gmail]]), when you try to mail them, your email almost always bounces back. 75% of the time it's bounced back as spam so the recipient never sees it, and the other 25% of the time it goes into their junk mailbox where they're too lazy to check. Ironically, mail from hotmail members to hotmail members always goes straight to the inbox, to add an incentive for people to use hotmail to spam.

			==uses==
			it one of the best emails to access the interspace because of msn messenger which allows you to add people to bitch about

	==See also==		==See also==

imported>Mantequilla: Reverted edits by Attila the FUN (talk) to last revision by 81.71.53.254

2011-06-07T01:58:54Z

Reverted edits by Attila the FUN (talk) to last revision by 81.71.53.254

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	[[Image:Butterfly.jpg\|thumb\|That fucking butterfly.]]		[[Image:Butterfly.jpg\|thumb\|That fucking butterfly.]]

	'''Hotmail''' was the first [[free]], non ISP attached, [[email]] service and now it's the worst, but ironically the most used, free email site. When hotmail first started, it was used heavily by spammers and ~~[[Statistics\|~~99.99%]] of mail sent from hotmail users was [[spam]]. So then hotmail got put on lots of spam blacklists. A couple of years later, they got rid of most of it through heavy ~~[[Captcha\|~~captchas]]. However, to add insult to injury, hotmail then decided to block 100% of all legitimate mail coming into hotmail members as spam. Now since most idiots on the ~~[[Internets\|~~internet]] use hotmail (non-idiots use something else, like [[Gmail]]), when you try to mail them, your email almost always bounces back. 75% of the time it's bounced back as spam so the recipient never sees it, and the other 25% of the time it goes into their junk mailbox where they're too lazy to check. Ironically, mail from hotmail members to hotmail members always goes straight to the inbox, to add an incentive for people to use hotmail to spam.		'''Hotmail''' was the first [[free]], non ISP attached, [[email]] service and now it's the worst, but ironically the most used, free email site. When hotmail first started, it was used heavily by spammers and 99.99% of mail sent from hotmail users was spam. So then hotmail got put on lots of spam blacklists. A couple of years later, they got rid of most of it through heavy captchas. However, to add insult to injury, hotmail then decided to block 100% of all legitimate mail coming into hotmail members as spam. Now since most idiots on the internet use hotmail (non-idiots use something else, like [[Gmail]]), when you try to mail them, your email almost always bounces back. 75% of the time it's bounced back as spam so the recipient never sees it, and the other 25% of the time it goes into their junk mailbox where they're too lazy to check. Ironically, mail from hotmail members to hotmail members always goes straight to the inbox, to add an incentive for people to use hotmail to spam.

	==See also==		==See also==

imported>Attila the FUN: This should be merged with MSN.

2011-05-07T21:55:46Z

This should be merged with MSN.

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	[[Image:Butterfly.jpg\|thumb\|That fucking butterfly.]]		[[Image:Butterfly.jpg\|thumb\|That fucking butterfly.]]

imported>Attila the FUN: wikified

2011-05-07T21:48:38Z

wikified

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	[[Image:Butterfly.jpg\|thumb\|That fucking butterfly.]]		[[Image:Butterfly.jpg\|thumb\|That fucking butterfly.]]

	'''Hotmail''' was the first [[free]], non ISP attached, [[email]] service and now it's the worst, but ironically the most used, free email site. When hotmail first started, it was used heavily by spammers and 99.99% of mail sent from hotmail users was spam. So then hotmail got put on lots of spam blacklists. A couple of years later, they got rid of most of it through heavy captchas. However, to add insult to injury, hotmail then decided to block 100% of all legitimate mail coming into hotmail members as spam. Now since most idiots on the internet use hotmail (non-idiots use something else, like [[Gmail]]), when you try to mail them, your email almost always bounces back. 75% of the time it's bounced back as spam so the recipient never sees it, and the other 25% of the time it goes into their junk mailbox where they're too lazy to check. Ironically, mail from hotmail members to hotmail members always goes straight to the inbox, to add an incentive for people to use hotmail to spam.		'''Hotmail''' was the first [[free]], non ISP attached, [[email]] service and now it's the worst, but ironically the most used, free email site. When hotmail first started, it was used heavily by spammers and [[Statistics\|99.99%]] of mail sent from hotmail users was [[spam]]. So then hotmail got put on lots of spam blacklists. A couple of years later, they got rid of most of it through heavy [[Captcha\|captchas]]. However, to add insult to injury, hotmail then decided to block 100% of all legitimate mail coming into hotmail members as spam. Now since most idiots on the [[Internets\|internet]] use hotmail (non-idiots use something else, like [[Gmail]]), when you try to mail them, your email almost always bounces back. 75% of the time it's bounced back as spam so the recipient never sees it, and the other 25% of the time it goes into their junk mailbox where they're too lazy to check. Ironically, mail from hotmail members to hotmail members always goes straight to the inbox, to add an incentive for people to use hotmail to spam.

	==See also==		==See also==

imported>Unknown: Created page with " That fucking butterfly. '''Hotmail''' was the first free, non ISP attached, email service and now it's the worst, but ironically the most ..."

2011-04-16T04:11:39Z

Created page with " thumb|That fucking butterfly. '''Hotmail''' was the first free, non ISP attached, email service and now it's the worst, but ironically the most ..."

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[[Image:Butterfly.jpg|thumb|That fucking butterfly.]]

'''Hotmail''' was the first [[free]], non ISP attached, [[email]] service and now it's the worst, but ironically the most used, free email site. When hotmail first started, it was used heavily by spammers and 99.99% of mail sent from hotmail users was spam. So then hotmail got put on lots of spam blacklists. A couple of years later, they got rid of most of it through heavy captchas. However, to add insult to injury, hotmail then decided to block 100% of all legitimate mail coming into hotmail members as spam. Now since most idiots on the internet use hotmail (non-idiots use something else, like [[Gmail]]), when you try to mail them, your email almost always bounces back. 75% of the time it's bounced back as spam so the recipient never sees it, and the other 25% of the time it goes into their junk mailbox where they're too lazy to check. Ironically, mail from hotmail members to hotmail members always goes straight to the inbox, to add an incentive for people to use hotmail to spam.

==See also==
*[[MSN]]
*[[Microsoft]]

[[Category:Sites]]

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