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	~~{{tl;dr}}~~

	:''Not to be confused with [[prison\|mental hospital]].''		:''Not to be confused with [[prison\|mental hospital]].''

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	==Who goes to hospitals?==		==Who goes to hospitals?==
	The hospital (pronounced "hospital" ~~for~~ [[Britfag]]s~~, as in~~ "Blimey! Me mum is a proper ~~slag~~ 'n sicked awl ever 'n she's in hospital presently, cheerio!") is <s>an expensive</s> a free motel in first world countries where delusional wretches go to get [[Ebola\|sick]] or [[die]]. In third world countries like Americunt it is the most expensive motel imaginable and literally costs an arm and a leg for <s>room service</s> jello. People who prefer shitting at home often use a [[Robin Williams\|belt]] instead, while people who want to save money on the rental of a deathbed often check into a penthouse suite and blow their brains all over the wall with a ~~solid~~ gold bullet, or [[OldDirtyBtard\|overdose on Cristal and morphine in Indonesia]]. Some bitter virgins prefer to [[School Shooting\|take others down with them]] like a drowning mammal because they never got that Malibu Barbie Dream House they wanted.		The hospital (pronounced "hospital" by [[Britfag]]s. Example: "Blimey! Me mum is a proper slapper 'n sicked awl ever 'n she's in hospital presently, cheerio!") is <s>an expensive</s> a free motel in first world countries where delusional wretches go to get [[Ebola\|sick]] or [[die]]. In third world countries like Americunt, it is the most expensive motel imaginable and literally costs an arm and a leg for <s>room service</s> off-brand jello. People who prefer shitting at home often use a [[Robin Williams\|belt]] instead, while people who want to save money on the rental of a deathbed often check into a penthouse suite and blow their brains all over the wall with a hollow point, gold-plated bullet, or [[OldDirtyBtard\|overdose on Cristal and morphine in Indonesia]]. Some bitter virgins prefer to [[School Shooting\|take others down with them]] like a drowning mammal because they never got that Malibu Barbie Dream House they wanted.

	==How do hospitals make money?==		==How do hospitals make money?==
	A hospital is a place where mortal con-men wearing white because angels make an obscene amount of money on baby aspirin and factoids they heard on [[House]] that one time, in an effort to distract scared people from their ~~inescapable~~ death while their [[Jews\|partners in crime]] pick their ~~pocket~~ and liposuction everything out of it. Most doomed animals can see the writing on the wall, but humans like to live in denial until the very last moment, and hippocratical people figured out how to make [[moniez]] off this. Once a hospital gets a panicked fish on the hook, they slowly reel it in until they can scoop out the eyeballs and put them in people that God never wanted to have eyeballs. Not even a hospital could save [[Steve Jobs]] and he was fucking rich so what do you think your odds are? We're gonna need some more tests and you need to lose some weight.		A hospital is a place where mortal con-men wearing white (because angels) make an obscene amount of money on baby aspirin and factoids they heard on [[House]] that one time, in an effort to distract scared people from their impending death while their [[Jews\|partners in crime]] pick their pockets and liposuction everything out of it. Most doomed animals can see the writing on the wall, but humans like to live in [[denial]] until the very last moment, and hippocratical people figured out how to make [[moniez]] off this. Once a hospital gets a panicked fish on the hook, they slowly reel it in until they can scoop out the eyeballs and put them in people that God never wanted to have eyeballs. Not even a hospital could save [[Steve Jobs]] and he was fucking rich so what do you think your odds are? Before you answer that, we're gonna need some more tests and you need to lose some weight, lardass.

	~~Know~~ how in expensive restaurants there are no prices listed anywhere? [[Poor\|Of course you don't]]. Hospitals are the same, but they are dumpster divers who get all of their offal for free from the automobile industry and cellphone industry. No-cost ~~variety~~ meats from these butchered animals are then sold at a substantial markup to McDonalds customers, sugar addicts, chronic alcoholics, and babies that God hates, while the family members of the deceased are pressured by ghouls into letting [[sick fucks]] cut up [[your mom]] for free while they [[Necrophilia\|defile]] her still warm corpse in a back room all for the [[lulz]], unless she absentmindedly checked a box 5 years ago at the DMV in which case her corpse was always [[fair game]]. Family members get paid in "[[Nothing\|helpful feelings]]" while hospitals get paid in cold hard cash because profiting off of human organs is <s>wrong</s> Chinese. Hospitals are also what [[faggot]]s use to give [[AIDS]] to science fiction writers, although Jehovah's Witnesses can [[Pool's Closed\|see through]] these homosexual schemes.		You know how in expensive restaurants, there are no prices listed anywhere? [[Poor\|Of course you don't]]. Hospitals are the same, but they are dumpster divers who get all of their offal for free from the automobile industry and cellphone industry. No-cost mystery meats from these butchered animals are then sold at a substantial markup to [[Niggers\|McDonalds customers]], [[Diabeetus\|sugar addicts]], [[Rednecks\|chronic alcoholics]], and [[Zika\|babies that God hates]]; while the family members of the deceased are pressured by ghouls into letting [[sick fucks]] cut up [[your mom]] for free while they [[Necrophilia\|defile]] her still warm corpse in a back room all for the [[lulz]], unless she absentmindedly checked a box 5 years ago at the DMV in which case her corpse was always [[fair game]]. Family members get paid in "[[Nothing\|helpful feelings]]" while hospitals get paid in cold hard cash because profiting off of human organs is <s>wrong</s> Chinese. Hospitals are also what [[faggot]]s use to give [[AIDS]] to science fiction writers, although [[Cult\|Jehovah's Witnesses]] can [[Pool's Closed\|see through]] these homosexual schemes.

	==In popular culture==		==In popular culture==
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	Hospitals are the leading cause of <s>bankruptcy</s> [[Bug Chasers\|superbugs]] worldwide, whether it's Amerilard which enjoys [[Capitalism\|profiting]] off of dying people since that's The American Dream ever since dirty [[Injun]]s were given hospital blankets, or [[France]] where at least 100% of people's income goes to treat chronic winos and frog amputees. In [[China]], hospitals give people who ruined perfectly good organs with baijiu "new" organs harvested from prisoners who criticized Chinese politics. China leads the world in organ recycling, mainly by restaurants and makeshift street vendors.		Hospitals are the leading cause of <s>bankruptcy</s> [[Bug Chasers\|superbugs]] worldwide, whether it's Amerilard which enjoys [[Capitalism\|profiting]] off of dying people since that's The American Dream ever since dirty [[Injun]]s were given hospital blankets, or [[France]] where at least 100% of people's income goes to treat chronic winos and frog amputees. In [[China]], hospitals give people who ruined perfectly good organs with baijiu "new" organs harvested from prisoners who criticized Chinese politics. China leads the world in organ recycling, mainly by restaurants and makeshift street vendors.

	==American ~~hospitals~~==		==American Hospitals==
	In [[Murka]], hospitals are those things that fat soccer moms heard about on Dr. Oz, which is the only medical advice most Americans can [[Obamacare\|afford]]. Murka also forces people who prefer gambling in lotteries to use a [[HealthCare.gov\|shitty website]] to book their final motel accommodations. In other countries, hospitals are those things that people rave about where they can stand in line for hours and get pills, otherwise known as a "pharmacy" or "rock concert" or "music festival."		In [[Murka]], hospitals are those things that fat soccer moms heard about on Dr. Oz, which is the only medical advice most Americans can [[Obamacare\|afford]] beyond Dr. Phil. Murka also forces people who prefer gambling in lotteries to use a [[HealthCare.gov\|shitty website]] to book their final motel accommodations. In other countries, hospitals are those things that people rave about where they can stand in line for hours and get pills, otherwise known as a "pharmacy" or "rock concert" or "music festival."

	==Elective surgery==		==Elective surgery==

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	A '''hospital''' is a slaughterhouse for humans and other bipeds like Jews, gays, and Gypsies. [[Hitler]] later stole the idea of gassing undesirables from US doctors and the Rockefellers and finally combined it with [[Holocaust\|German efficiency]]. Besides traffic cops and selfies, hospitals are one of the leading producers of [[gore\|guro]], including the [[Pain Series]]. A hospital is basically an IRL [[Shock Site\|shock site]], and the real reason [[Muslim]]s and [[Jews]] don't eat pork.		A '''hospital''' is a slaughterhouse for humans and other bipeds like Jews, gays, and Gypsies. [[Hitler]] later stole the idea of gassing undesirables from US doctors and the Rockefellers and finally combined it with [[Holocaust\|German efficiency]]. Besides traffic cops and selfies, hospitals are one of the leading producers of [[gore\|guro]], including the [[Pain Series]]. A hospital is basically an IRL [[Shock Site\|shock site]], and the real reason [[Muslim]]s and [[Jews]] don't eat pork.

			==Who goes to hospitals?==
	The hospital (pronounced "hospital" for [[Britfag]]s, as in "Blimey! Me mum is a proper slag 'n sicked awl ever 'n she's in hospital presently, cheerio!") is <s>an expensive</s> a free motel in first world countries where delusional wretches go to get [[Ebola\|sick]] or [[die]]. In third world countries like Americunt it is the most expensive motel imaginable and literally costs an arm and a leg for <s>room service</s> jello. People who prefer shitting at home often use a [[Robin Williams\|belt]] instead, while people who want to save money on the rental of a deathbed often check into a penthouse suite and blow their brains all over the wall with a solid gold bullet, or [[OldDirtyBtard\|overdose on Cristal and morphine in Indonesia]]. Some bitter virgins prefer to [[School Shooting\|take others down with them]] like a drowning mammal because they never got that Malibu Barbie Dream House they wanted.		The hospital (pronounced "hospital" for [[Britfag]]s, as in "Blimey! Me mum is a proper slag 'n sicked awl ever 'n she's in hospital presently, cheerio!") is <s>an expensive</s> a free motel in first world countries where delusional wretches go to get [[Ebola\|sick]] or [[die]]. In third world countries like Americunt it is the most expensive motel imaginable and literally costs an arm and a leg for <s>room service</s> jello. People who prefer shitting at home often use a [[Robin Williams\|belt]] instead, while people who want to save money on the rental of a deathbed often check into a penthouse suite and blow their brains all over the wall with a solid gold bullet, or [[OldDirtyBtard\|overdose on Cristal and morphine in Indonesia]]. Some bitter virgins prefer to [[School Shooting\|take others down with them]] like a drowning mammal because they never got that Malibu Barbie Dream House they wanted.

			==How do hospitals make money?==
	A hospital is a place where mortal con-men wearing white because angels make an obscene amount of money on baby aspirin and factoids they heard on [[House]] that one time, in an effort to distract scared people from their inescapable death while their [[Jews\|partners in crime]] pick their pocket and liposuction everything out of it. Most doomed animals can see the writing on the wall, but humans like to live in denial until the very last moment, and hippocratical people figured out how to make [[moniez]] off this. Once a hospital gets a panicked fish on the hook, they slowly reel it in until they can scoop out the eyeballs and put them in people that God never wanted to have eyeballs. Not even a hospital could save [[Steve Jobs]] and he was fucking rich so what do you think your odds are? We're gonna need some more tests and you need to lose some weight.		A hospital is a place where mortal con-men wearing white because angels make an obscene amount of money on baby aspirin and factoids they heard on [[House]] that one time, in an effort to distract scared people from their inescapable death while their [[Jews\|partners in crime]] pick their pocket and liposuction everything out of it. Most doomed animals can see the writing on the wall, but humans like to live in denial until the very last moment, and hippocratical people figured out how to make [[moniez]] off this. Once a hospital gets a panicked fish on the hook, they slowly reel it in until they can scoop out the eyeballs and put them in people that God never wanted to have eyeballs. Not even a hospital could save [[Steve Jobs]] and he was fucking rich so what do you think your odds are? We're gonna need some more tests and you need to lose some weight.

	Know how in expensive restaurants there are no prices listed anywhere? [[Poor\|Of course you don't]]. Hospitals are the same, but they are dumpster divers who get all of their offal for free from the automobile industry and cellphone industry. No-cost variety meats from these butchered animals are then sold at a substantial markup to McDonalds customers, sugar addicts, chronic alcoholics, and babies that God hates, while the family members of the deceased are pressured by ghouls into letting [[sick fucks]] cut up [[your mom]] for free while they [[Necrophilia\|defile]] her still warm corpse in a back room all for the [[lulz]], unless she absentmindedly checked a box 5 years ago at the DMV in which case her corpse was always [[fair game]]. Family members get paid in "[[Nothing\|helpful feelings]]" while hospitals get paid in cold hard cash because profiting off of human organs is <s>wrong</s> Chinese. Hospitals are also what [[faggot]]s use to give [[AIDS]] to science fiction writers, although Jehovah's Witnesses can [[Pool's Closed\|see through]] these homosexual schemes.		Know how in expensive restaurants there are no prices listed anywhere? [[Poor\|Of course you don't]]. Hospitals are the same, but they are dumpster divers who get all of their offal for free from the automobile industry and cellphone industry. No-cost variety meats from these butchered animals are then sold at a substantial markup to McDonalds customers, sugar addicts, chronic alcoholics, and babies that God hates, while the family members of the deceased are pressured by ghouls into letting [[sick fucks]] cut up [[your mom]] for free while they [[Necrophilia\|defile]] her still warm corpse in a back room all for the [[lulz]], unless she absentmindedly checked a box 5 years ago at the DMV in which case her corpse was always [[fair game]]. Family members get paid in "[[Nothing\|helpful feelings]]" while hospitals get paid in cold hard cash because profiting off of human organs is <s>wrong</s> Chinese. Hospitals are also what [[faggot]]s use to give [[AIDS]] to science fiction writers, although Jehovah's Witnesses can [[Pool's Closed\|see through]] these homosexual schemes.

			==In popular culture==
	Hospitals have been popularized in recent years due to medical propaganda shows like MAS*H, St. Elsewhere, E/R, Doogie Howser, M.D., ER, House M.D., Grey's Anatomy, Dr. Oz, and The Walking Dead. This has successfully fooled the public into believing surgeons, doctors, and nurses are human. The only people who work at hospitals are [[atheist]] [[serial killer]]s who play God and fat Polynesian body-movers. Any [[emo]] faggot OTI who claims to suffer from [[Baw\|depression]] has never set foot in a hospital, a somber shrine of human misery, suffering, and death. As a microcosm of the human condition, hospitals are what everyone spends their entire lives distracting themselves from, like with food, sports, [[animu]], videogames, or by editing shitty wikis.		Hospitals have been popularized in recent years due to medical propaganda shows like MAS*H, St. Elsewhere, E/R, Doogie Howser, M.D., ER, House M.D., Grey's Anatomy, Dr. Oz, and The Walking Dead. This has successfully fooled the public into believing surgeons, doctors, and nurses are human. The only people who work at hospitals are [[atheist]] [[serial killer]]s who play God and fat Polynesian body-movers. Any [[emo]] faggot OTI who claims to suffer from [[Baw\|depression]] has never set foot in a hospital, a somber shrine of human misery, suffering, and death. As a microcosm of the human condition, hospitals are what everyone spends their entire lives distracting themselves from, like with food, sports, [[animu]], videogames, or by editing shitty wikis.

			==The benefits of hospitals==
	Hospitals are the leading cause of <s>bankruptcy</s> [[Bug Chasers\|superbugs]] worldwide, whether it's Amerilard which enjoys [[Capitalism\|profiting]] off of dying people since that's The American Dream ever since dirty [[Injun]]s were given hospital blankets, or [[France]] where at least 100% of people's income goes to treat chronic winos and frog amputees. In [[China]], hospitals give people who ruined perfectly good organs with baijiu "new" organs harvested from prisoners who criticized Chinese politics. China leads the world in organ recycling, mainly by restaurants and makeshift street vendors.		Hospitals are the leading cause of <s>bankruptcy</s> [[Bug Chasers\|superbugs]] worldwide, whether it's Amerilard which enjoys [[Capitalism\|profiting]] off of dying people since that's The American Dream ever since dirty [[Injun]]s were given hospital blankets, or [[France]] where at least 100% of people's income goes to treat chronic winos and frog amputees. In [[China]], hospitals give people who ruined perfectly good organs with baijiu "new" organs harvested from prisoners who criticized Chinese politics. China leads the world in organ recycling, mainly by restaurants and makeshift street vendors.

			==American hospitals==
	In [[Murka]], hospitals are those things that fat soccer moms heard about on Dr. Oz, which is the only medical advice most Americans can [[Obamacare\|afford]]. Murka also forces people who prefer gambling in lotteries to use a [[HealthCare.gov\|shitty website]] to book their final motel accommodations. In other countries, hospitals are those things that people rave about where they can stand in line for hours and get pills, otherwise known as a "pharmacy" or "rock concert" or "music festival."		In [[Murka]], hospitals are those things that fat soccer moms heard about on Dr. Oz, which is the only medical advice most Americans can [[Obamacare\|afford]]. Murka also forces people who prefer gambling in lotteries to use a [[HealthCare.gov\|shitty website]] to book their final motel accommodations. In other countries, hospitals are those things that people rave about where they can stand in line for hours and get pills, otherwise known as a "pharmacy" or "rock concert" or "music festival."

			==Elective surgery==
	Hospitals are also where <s>anesthesiologists</s> Frank Booth gives people gas that they don't know why it works so that [[autistic\|psychopath]]s with knives can cut people open to see their guts in an effort to find which organ secretes empathy. Although in Amerilard, the procedure is mainly to [[BDSM\|tie a tiny fucking rope]] around [[fat\|landwhale]] stomachs so they stop eating so god damn much, or even cutting out half their fucking stomach because they're an "emotional eater." Because duct tape over their mouths would be too easy. This tiny "lap band" costs significantly more than tying a real "gut rope" around their mid-section to make them stop filling their god damn fat face 24/7, but don't suggest they tie an actual rope around their whalish belly, because that's fat shaming and hurts their feelings more than they've hurt their pancreas, insulin levels, and chairs. But hey, if it works for Chinese girls feets and ancient redskin skulls. Spanx are larger outer versions of surgical lap bands, since fatties are too fat for corsets anyway. Doctors may also put a balloon inside fatasses because fat people have an IRL [[inflation]] fetish, and this balloon can help clear McDonalds out of [[series of tubes\|the tiny tubes]] that are the only reason your soul gets any oxygen. If a soul doesn't get enough oxygen, it flies back to [[Jesus]] since there's more oxygen in Heaven off in outer space.		Hospitals are also where <s>anesthesiologists</s> Frank Booth gives people gas that they don't know why it works so that [[autistic\|psychopath]]s with knives can cut people open to see their guts in an effort to find which organ secretes empathy. Although in Amerilard, the procedure is mainly to [[BDSM\|tie a tiny fucking rope]] around [[fat\|landwhale]] stomachs so they stop eating so god damn much, or even cutting out half their fucking stomach because they're an "emotional eater." Because duct tape over their mouths would be too easy. This tiny "lap band" costs significantly more than tying a real "gut rope" around their mid-section to make them stop filling their god damn fat face 24/7, but don't suggest they tie an actual rope around their whalish belly, because that's fat shaming and hurts their feelings more than they've hurt their pancreas, insulin levels, and chairs. But hey, if it works for Chinese girls feets and ancient redskin skulls. Spanx are larger outer versions of surgical lap bands, since fatties are too fat for corsets anyway. Doctors may also put a balloon inside fatasses because fat people have an IRL [[inflation]] fetish, and this balloon can help clear McDonalds out of [[series of tubes\|the tiny tubes]] that are the only reason your soul gets any oxygen. If a soul doesn't get enough oxygen, it flies back to [[Jesus]] since there's more oxygen in Heaven off in outer space.

			==Trivia==
	Hospitals are also where drug addicts go to steal needles or feel better about themselves because their opium looks like candy and they're not smoking it out of a long ass pipe like dirty Chinamen or Afghanis. In the rare event that patients leave a hospital outside a body bag, known as a "miracle" by [[Christfag]]s, hospitals will always take credit for it, mostly in the form of multiple credit cards to pay for medical bills that would be free outside America.		Hospitals are also where drug addicts go to steal needles or feel better about themselves because their opium looks like candy and they're not smoking it out of a long ass pipe like dirty Chinamen or Afghanis. In the rare event that patients leave a hospital outside a body bag, known as a "miracle" by [[Christfag]]s, hospitals will always take credit for it, mostly in the form of multiple credit cards to pay for medical bills that would be free outside America.

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	~~'''Bold text'''~~:''Not to be confused with [[prison\|mental hospital]].''		:''Not to be confused with [[prison\|mental hospital]].''

	A '''hospital''' is a slaughterhouse for humans and other bipeds like Jews, gays, and Gypsies. [[Hitler]] later stole the idea of gassing undesirables from US doctors and the Rockefellers and finally combined it with [[Holocaust\|German efficiency]]. Besides traffic cops and selfies, hospitals are one of the leading producers of [[gore\|guro]], including the [[Pain Series]]. A hospital is basically an IRL [[Shock Site\|shock site]], and the real reason [[Muslim]]s and [[Jews]] don't eat pork.		A '''hospital''' is a slaughterhouse for humans and other bipeds like Jews, gays, and Gypsies. [[Hitler]] later stole the idea of gassing undesirables from US doctors and the Rockefellers and finally combined it with [[Holocaust\|German efficiency]]. Besides traffic cops and selfies, hospitals are one of the leading producers of [[gore\|guro]], including the [[Pain Series]]. A hospital is basically an IRL [[Shock Site\|shock site]], and the real reason [[Muslim]]s and [[Jews]] don't eat pork.

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			'''Bold text''':''Not to be confused with [[prison\|mental hospital]].''

	A '''hospital''' is a slaughterhouse for humans and other bipeds like Jews, gays, and Gypsies. [[Hitler]] later stole the idea of gassing undesirables from US doctors and the Rockefellers and finally combined it with [[Holocaust\|German efficiency]]. Besides traffic cops and selfies, hospitals are one of the leading producers of [[gore\|guro]], including the [[Pain Series]]. A hospital is basically an IRL [[Shock Site\|shock site]], and the real reason [[Muslim]]s and [[Jews]] don't eat pork.		A '''hospital''' is a slaughterhouse for humans and other bipeds like Jews, gays, and Gypsies. [[Hitler]] later stole the idea of gassing undesirables from US doctors and the Rockefellers and finally combined it with [[Holocaust\|German efficiency]]. Besides traffic cops and selfies, hospitals are one of the leading producers of [[gore\|guro]], including the [[Pain Series]]. A hospital is basically an IRL [[Shock Site\|shock site]], and the real reason [[Muslim]]s and [[Jews]] don't eat pork.

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	:''Not to be confused with [[prison\|mental hospital]].''		:''Not to be confused with [[prison\|mental hospital]].''

	A '''hospital''' is a slaughterhouse for humans and other bipeds like Jews, gays, and Gypsies. [[Hitler]] later stole the idea of gassing undesirables from US doctors and the Rockefellers and combined it with [[Holocaust\|German efficiency]]. Besides traffic cops and selfies, hospitals are one of the leading producers of [[guro]], including the [[Pain Series]]. A hospital is basically an IRL [[Shock Site\|shock site]], and the real reason [[Muslim]]s and [[Jews]] don't eat pork.		A '''hospital''' is a slaughterhouse for humans and other bipeds like Jews, gays, and Gypsies. [[Hitler]] later stole the idea of gassing undesirables from US doctors and the Rockefellers and finally combined it with [[Holocaust\|German efficiency]]. Besides traffic cops and selfies, hospitals are one of the leading producers of [[gore\|guro]], including the [[Pain Series]]. A hospital is basically an IRL [[Shock Site\|shock site]], and the real reason [[Muslim]]s and [[Jews]] don't eat pork.

	The hospital (pronounced "hospital" for [[Britfag]]s, as in "Blimey! Me mum is a proper slag 'n sicked awl ever 'n she's in hospital presently, cheerio!") is <s>an expensive</s> a free motel in first world countries where delusional wretches go to get [[Ebola\|sick]] or [[die]]. In third world countries like Americunt it is the most expensive motel imaginable and literally costs an arm and a leg for <s>room service</s> jello. People who prefer shitting at home often use a [[Robin Williams\|belt]] instead, while people who want to save money on the rental of a deathbed often check into a penthouse suite and blow their brains all over the wall with a solid gold bullet, or [[OldDirtyBtard\|overdose on Cristal and morphine in Indonesia]]. Some bitter virgins prefer to [[School Shooting\|take others down with them]] like a drowning mammal because they never got that Malibu Barbie Dream House they wanted.		The hospital (pronounced "hospital" for [[Britfag]]s, as in "Blimey! Me mum is a proper slag 'n sicked awl ever 'n she's in hospital presently, cheerio!") is <s>an expensive</s> a free motel in first world countries where delusional wretches go to get [[Ebola\|sick]] or [[die]]. In third world countries like Americunt it is the most expensive motel imaginable and literally costs an arm and a leg for <s>room service</s> jello. People who prefer shitting at home often use a [[Robin Williams\|belt]] instead, while people who want to save money on the rental of a deathbed often check into a penthouse suite and blow their brains all over the wall with a solid gold bullet, or [[OldDirtyBtard\|overdose on Cristal and morphine in Indonesia]]. Some bitter virgins prefer to [[School Shooting\|take others down with them]] like a drowning mammal because they never got that Malibu Barbie Dream House they wanted.

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			:''Not to be confused with [[prison\|mental hospital]].''

	A '''hospital''' is a slaughterhouse for humans and other bipeds like Jews, gays, and Gypsies. [[Hitler]] later stole the idea of gassing undesirables from US doctors and the Rockefellers and combined it with [[Holocaust\|German efficiency]]. Besides traffic cops and selfies, hospitals are one of the leading producers of [[guro]], including the [[Pain Series]]. A hospital is basically an IRL [[Shock Site\|shock site]], and the real reason [[Muslim]]s and [[Jews]] don't eat pork.		A '''hospital''' is a slaughterhouse for humans and other bipeds like Jews, gays, and Gypsies. [[Hitler]] later stole the idea of gassing undesirables from US doctors and the Rockefellers and combined it with [[Holocaust\|German efficiency]]. Besides traffic cops and selfies, hospitals are one of the leading producers of [[guro]], including the [[Pain Series]]. A hospital is basically an IRL [[Shock Site\|shock site]], and the real reason [[Muslim]]s and [[Jews]] don't eat pork.

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	:''Not to be confused with [[prison\|mental hospital]].''		:''Not to be confused with [[prison\|mental hospital]].''

	A '''hospital''' is a slaughterhouse for humans and other bipeds like Jews, gays, and Gypsies. [[Hitler]] later stole the idea of gassing undesirables from US doctors and the Rockefellers and combined it with [[Holocaust\|German efficiency]]. Besides traffic cops and selfies, hospitals are one of the leading producers of [[guro]], including the [[Pain Series]]. A hospital is basically an IRL [[Shock Site\|shock site]], and the real reason [[Muslim]]s and [[Jews]] don't eat pork.		A '''hospital''' is a slaughterhouse for humans and other bipeds like Jews, gays, and Gypsies. [[Hitler]] later stole the idea of gassing undesirables from US doctors and the Rockefellers and finally combined it with [[Holocaust\|German efficiency]]. Besides traffic cops and selfies, hospitals are one of the leading producers of [[gore\|guro]], including the [[Pain Series]]. A hospital is basically an IRL [[Shock Site\|shock site]], and the real reason [[Muslim]]s and [[Jews]] don't eat pork.

	The hospital (pronounced "hospital" for [[Britfag]]s, as in "Blimey! Me mum is a proper slag 'n sicked awl ever 'n she's in hospital presently, cheerio!") is <s>an expensive</s> a free motel in first world countries where delusional wretches go to get [[Ebola\|sick]] or [[die]]. In third world countries like Americunt it is the most expensive motel imaginable and literally costs an arm and a leg for <s>room service</s> jello. People who prefer shitting at home often use a [[Robin Williams\|belt]] instead, while people who want to save money on the rental of a deathbed often check into a penthouse suite and blow their brains all over the wall with a solid gold bullet, or [[OldDirtyBtard\|overdose on Cristal and morphine in Indonesia]]. Some bitter virgins prefer to [[School Shooting\|take others down with them]] like a drowning mammal because they never got that Malibu Barbie Dream House they wanted.		The hospital (pronounced "hospital" for [[Britfag]]s, as in "Blimey! Me mum is a proper slag 'n sicked awl ever 'n she's in hospital presently, cheerio!") is <s>an expensive</s> a free motel in first world countries where delusional wretches go to get [[Ebola\|sick]] or [[die]]. In third world countries like Americunt it is the most expensive motel imaginable and literally costs an arm and a leg for <s>room service</s> jello. People who prefer shitting at home often use a [[Robin Williams\|belt]] instead, while people who want to save money on the rental of a deathbed often check into a penthouse suite and blow their brains all over the wall with a solid gold bullet, or [[OldDirtyBtard\|overdose on Cristal and morphine in Indonesia]]. Some bitter virgins prefer to [[School Shooting\|take others down with them]] like a drowning mammal because they never got that Malibu Barbie Dream House they wanted.