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	[[File:TedwilliamsDJ.jpg\|thumb\|Let's get ready to panhandle!]]		[[File:TedwilliamsDJ.jpg\|thumb\|Let's get ready to panhandle!]]
	[[File:Djsign.jpg\|thumb\|I saw the sign.]]		[[File:Djsign.jpg\|thumb\|I saw the sign.]]
			[[File:CavaliersLogo.gif\|thumb\|It could be worse - he could be in [[Philadelphia\|Philly]]. You think the 76'ers have that kind of cash?]]
	Ted Williams, better known as the '''Homeless DJ''' (or [[Howard Stern\|'Radio Man']], if you're a local [[cop]]) or '''The Homeless Man With The Golden Voice''', from Columbus, Ohio, was recently exploited for [[YouTube\|channel-views]] by a local news station, but turned it into a [[win]]. A cross between [[MMA\|Bruce Buffer]] and Barack Obama, this homeless [[addict\|ex-druggie]] has won the [[goatse\|heart of the internet]], a job, and a house by enunciating clearly and not sounding like a black person. He really used to be a Cleveland radio DJ until he fucked it up with drugs and alcohol, like all niggers and mexicans.		Ted Williams, better known as the '''Homeless DJ''' (or [[Howard Stern\|'Radio Man']], if you're a local [[cop]]) or '''The Homeless Man With The Golden Voice''', from Columbus, Ohio, was recently exploited for [[YouTube\|channel-views]] by a local news station, but turned it into a [[win]]. A cross between [[MMA\|Bruce Buffer]] and Barack Obama, this homeless [[addict\|ex-druggie]] has won the [[goatse\|heart of the internet]], a job, and a house by enunciating clearly and not sounding like a black person. He really used to be a Cleveland radio DJ until he fucked it up with drugs and alcohol, like all niggers and mexicans.
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	<center><youtube>jaGLDKBE8Ho</youtube></center>		<center><youtube>jaGLDKBE8Ho</youtube></center>

	{{~~quote~~\|The Cleveland Cavaliers just offered me a full-time job and a house! A house! A house!\|The Homeless DJ\|not realizing that [http://www.cleveland.com/foreclosure/ owning a house in Cleveland is as bad as being homeless.]}}		{{morphquote\|HOMELESSDJINTRO\|background-color: white;\|font-weight: bold;
			\|The Cleveland Cavaliers just offered me a full-time job and a house! A house! A house!\| The Homeless DJ not realizing that [http://www.cleveland.com/foreclosure/ owning a house in Cleveland is as bad as being homeless.]
	~~{{quote~~\|Hi! I'm Ted Williams, and when I'm not defecating publicly, I can represent your company with my golden, velvety voice.\|}}		\|Hi! I'm Ted Williams, and when I'm not defecating publicly, I can represent your company with my golden, velvety voice.\|
			}}

	~~[[File:CavaliersLogo.gif\|thumb\|It could be worse - he could be in [[Philadelphia\|Philly]]. You think the 76'ers have that kind of cash?]]~~
	Whether or not GOD is to blame for his popularity or not, it's easy to say that people will go Jesus-crazy and get extremely preachy with anyone who says anything other than [[unfunny\|"JEEZUS LUVZ U GAWD BLESS."]]		Whether or not GOD is to blame for his popularity or not, it's easy to say that people will go Jesus-crazy and get extremely preachy with anyone who says anything other than [[unfunny\|"JEEZUS LUVZ U GAWD BLESS."]]

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	[[A challenger appears]]!		'''[[A challenger appears]]!'''
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	==Opinions==		==Opinions==
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	As a journalist you failed, as a human being you took advantage of somebody unfortunate. It undermines the very fabric of Ted's story and you should [[an hero\|be ashamed]].\|SRS YouTuber ''(goodolarchie)''		As a journalist you failed, as a human being you took advantage of somebody unfortunate. It undermines the very fabric of Ted's story and you should [[an hero\|be ashamed]].\|SRS YouTuber ''(goodolarchie)''
	}}</center>		}}</center>


	No comments on Ted in the comments section of this video though! Looks like Ted will have his 20 days of popularity. Sooner or later, he'll let it all go to his head and [[Antoine Dodson\|completely fucking overdo it.]] Hopefully, he'll provide enough entertainment to distract us from [[Comedy Central\|the war in Iraq]]. Let's start the countdown to [[lulz\|relapse]]!		No comments on Ted in the comments section of this video though! Looks like Ted will have his 20 days of popularity. Sooner or later, he'll let it all go to his head and [[Antoine Dodson\|completely fucking overdo it.]] Hopefully, he'll provide enough entertainment to distract us from [[Comedy Central\|the war in Iraq]]. Let's start the countdown to [[lulz\|relapse]]!
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	==Family Life==		==Family Life==
	[[File:Ted_williams_mom.jpg\|thumb\|~~mommy~~]]		[[File:Ted_williams_mom.jpg\|thumb\|[[Mommy]]]]
	After apparently not seeing his family in [[Last Thursday\|five years]], Ted was gloriously reunited with them. He promptly ordered some grey goose before beating the shit out of all of them. He went on to call his daughter a fat bitch and punch her in the face. The next day he appeared on [[Dr. Phil]] for a [http://youblowthis.ytmnd.com/ little more exploitation.] He is now off to rehab again.		After apparently not seeing his family in [[Last Thursday\|five years]], Ted was gloriously reunited with them. He promptly ordered some grey goose before beating the shit out of all of them. He went on to call his daughter a fat bitch and punch her in the face. The next day he appeared on [[Dr. Phil]] for a [http://youblowthis.ytmnd.com/ little more exploitation.] He is now off to rehab again.
			{{clear}}
	==The many faces of Ted==		==The many faces of Ted==

	Ted is known for having over 9000 faces and its practically impossible to say how the fuck he did it, however that is just a fact that [[Nobody cares\|nobody cares too much]]		Ted is known for having over 9000 faces and its practically impossible to say how the fuck he did it, however that is just a fact that [[Nobody cares\|nobody cares too much]]

	<center><gallery>		{{cg\|Homeless DJ\|HOMELESSDJPIX\|center\|<gallery>
	File:Ted williams mug 5.jpg		File:Ted williams mug4.jpg
	File:Ted williams ~~mug4~~.jpg ‎		‎File:Ted williams mug 5.jpg
	File:Ted williams mug3.jpg ‎		File:Ted williams mug.jpg
			File:Ted williams mug3.jpg
			</gallery>\|<gallery>
	File:Ted williams mug2.jpg ‎		File:Ted williams mug2.jpg ‎
	~~File:Ted williams mug.jpg~~
	File:BarackObama.jpg		File:BarackObama.jpg
	File:Ted williams lol.jpg ‎		File:Ted williams lol.jpg
	</gallery>~~</center>~~		File:Missing Image.jpg\|Final Form?
			</gallery>}}


	==Random Facts==		==Random Facts==
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	==See Also==		==See Also==
			*[[Crack]]
	*[[George4title]]		*[[George4title]]
	*[[Homeless]]		*[[Homeless]]
	*[[Black]]
	*[[Man]]
	*[[Win]]
	*[[Crack]]

	==External Links==		==External Links==

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	~~{{quote\|Russian Accent < Ted's Voice\|-YouTuber ''(ZacharyGalloway)''}}~~
	~~{{quote\|Hassling home people in a different city. Yep, you're a true faggot piece of shit.\|-YouTuber ''(HecklerBlog)''}}~~
	~~{{quote\|You didn't find Ted WIlliams friend, you bothered a bunch of homeless people until you found one willing to spew a few lines on camera.~~

	As a journalist you failed, as a human being you took advantage of somebody unfortunate. It undermines the very fabric of Ted's story and you should [[an hero\|be ashamed]].\|-SRS YouTuber ''(goodolarchie)''}}		<center>{{morphquote\|HOMELESSDJ1\|background-color: white;\|font-weight: bold;
			\|Russian Accent < Ted's Voice\| YouTuber ''(ZacharyGalloway)''
			\|Hassling home people in a different city. Yep, you're a true faggot piece of shit.\|YouTuber ''(HecklerBlog)''
			\|You didn't find Ted WIlliams friend, you bothered a bunch of homeless people until you found one willing to spew a few lines on camera.

			As a journalist you failed, as a human being you took advantage of somebody unfortunate. It undermines the very fabric of Ted's story and you should [[an hero\|be ashamed]].\|SRS YouTuber ''(goodolarchie)''
			}}</center>

	No comments on Ted in the comments section of this video though! Looks like Ted will have his 20 days of popularity. Sooner or later, he'll let it all go to his head and [[Antoine Dodson\|completely fucking overdo it.]] Hopefully, he'll provide enough entertainment to distract us from [[Comedy Central\|the war in Iraq]]. Let's start the countdown to [[lulz\|relapse]]!		No comments on Ted in the comments section of this video though! Looks like Ted will have his 20 days of popularity. Sooner or later, he'll let it all go to his head and [[Antoine Dodson\|completely fucking overdo it.]] Hopefully, he'll provide enough entertainment to distract us from [[Comedy Central\|the war in Iraq]]. Let's start the countdown to [[lulz\|relapse]]!

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	==Family Life==		==Family Life==

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	*[http://twitter.com/GoldenVoice614 His Twitter]?		*[http://twitter.com/GoldenVoice614 His Twitter]?

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	{{spoiler\|the Homeless DJ is no longer homeless}}		{{spoiler\|the Homeless DJ is no longer homeless}}
	[[File:TedwilliamsDJ.jpg\|thumb\|Let's get ready to panhandle!]]		[[File:TedwilliamsDJ.jpg\|thumb\|Let's get ready to panhandle!]]
	[[File:Djsign.jpg\|thumb\|I saw the sign.]]		[[File:Djsign.jpg\|thumb\|I saw the sign.]]
	Ted Williams, better known as the '''Homeless DJ''' (or [[Howard Stern\|'Radio Man']], if you're a local [[cop]]) or '''The Homeless Man With The Golden Voice''', from Columbus, Ohio, was recently exploited for [[YouTube\|channel-views]] by a local news station, but turned it into a [[win]]. A cross between [[MMA\|Bruce Buffer]] and Barack Obama, this homeless [[addict\|ex-druggie]] has won the [[goatse\|heart of the internet]], a job, and a house by enunciating clearly and not sounding like a black person. He really used to be a Cleveland radio DJ until he fucked it up with drugs and alcohol, like all niggers.		Ted Williams, better known as the '''Homeless DJ''' (or [[Howard Stern\|'Radio Man']], if you're a local [[cop]]) or '''The Homeless Man With The Golden Voice''', from Columbus, Ohio, was recently exploited for [[YouTube\|channel-views]] by a local news station, but turned it into a [[win]]. A cross between [[MMA\|Bruce Buffer]] and Barack Obama, this homeless [[addict\|ex-druggie]] has won the [[goatse\|heart of the internet]], a job, and a house by enunciating clearly and not sounding like a black person. He really used to be a Cleveland radio DJ until he fucked it up with drugs and alcohol, like all niggers and mexicans.
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	<center><youtube>jaGLDKBE8Ho</youtube></center>		<center><youtube>jaGLDKBE8Ho</youtube></center>
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	==Family Life==		==Family Life==
	[[File:Ted_williams_mom.jpg\|thumb\|mommy]]		[[File:Ted_williams_mom.jpg\|thumb\|mommy]]
	After apparently not seeing his family in five years, Ted was gloriously reunited with them. He promptly ordered some grey goose before beating the shit out of all of them. He went on to call his daughter a fat bitch and punch her in the face. The next day he appeared on [[Dr. Phil]] for a [http://youblowthis.ytmnd.com/ little more exploitation.] He is now off to rehab.		After apparently not seeing his family in [[Last Thursday\|five years]], Ted was gloriously reunited with them. He promptly ordered some grey goose before beating the shit out of all of them. He went on to call his daughter a fat bitch and punch her in the face. The next day he appeared on [[Dr. Phil]] for a [http://youblowthis.ytmnd.com/ little more exploitation.] He is now off to rehab again.

	==The many faces of Ted==		==The many faces of Ted==

			Ted is known for having over 9000 faces and its practically impossible to say how the fuck he did it, however that is just a fact that [[Nobody cares\|nobody cares too much]]

	<center><gallery>		<center><gallery>
	File:Ted williams mug 5.jpg		File:Ted williams mug 5.jpg