Histrionic Personality Disorder - Revision history

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	'''Histrionic personality disorder''' (HPD) is the medical diagnosis given to people who are such ~~enormous~~ [[attention whore]]s that they cannot properly function in society. The illness ~~generally~~ includes ~~enormous~~ [[slut]]s who never shut the fuck up and never leave you alone. HPD sufferers are a plague on the [[internets]], accounting for every annoying ~~whore~~ on [[YouTube]] and spamming every [[4chan]] board with [[shit]]ty pictures of themsleves.		'''Histrionic personality disorder''' (HPD) is the medical diagnosis given to people who are such enormously overweened [[attention whore]]s that they cannot properly function in society. The illness largely includes pathological [[slut]]s who never shut the fuck up and never leave you alone. HPD sufferers are a plague on the [[internets]], accounting for every annoying camwhore on [[YouTube]] and spamming every [[4chan]] board with [[shit]]ty pictures of themsleves.

	HPD sufferers are almost always women and in the past have experienced jocular receptions to their behavior such as that time Americans decided to burn witches. In the past it was also common practice to cut the [[clitoris\|clit]]s off promiscuous women, because as we all know, [[sex]]ual pleasure is only for men. Those Krazy Kristians also had fun with these girls, diagnosing them as ''possessed by [[demon]]s'' and sentencing them to fiery fiery [[Cwc#Sex_Tape\|Hell]].		HPD sufferers are almost always women and in the past have experienced jocular receptions to their behavior such as that time Americans decided to burn witches. In the past it was also common practice to cut the [[clitoris\|clit]]s off promiscuous women, because as we all know, [[sex]]ual pleasure is only [[gay\|for men]]. Those Krazy Kristians also had fun with these girls, diagnosing them as ''possessed by [[demon]]s'' and sentencing them to fiery fiery [[Cwc#Sex_Tape\|Hell]].

	==Symptoms==		==Symptoms==
	People with HPD tend to be completely over the top, clinging to family, friends and lovers like [[New Zealand\|shit to a sheep's ass]]. When they are inevitably rejected for being the pains in the ass they are, they will go [[batshit crazy]] and do anything to get attention including falsely threatening [[suicide]]. Any type of rejection will make them cry a river of [[emo]] tears, blame it on someone else and go fuck a bunch of random strangers.		People with HPD tend to be completely over the top, clinging to family, friends and lovers like [[New Zealand\|shit to a sheep's ass]]. When they are inevitably rejected for being the pains in the ass they are, they will go [[batshit crazy]] and do anything to get attention including falsely threatening [[suicide]] or killing pets and claiming it died in an accident. Any type of rejection will make them cry a river of [[emo]] tears, blame it on someone else, and go fuck a bunch of random strangers.

	They also tend to try their hardest to obtain only certain jobs. Their preferred occupations include anything where they are in a position of power, which they get ~~just to swank their prosperities~~, vomiting their imaginary supremacy in everyone's faces. When confronted with their awful behavior, their last argument is always "ITS JUST BECAUSE UR JEALOUS!!!".		They also tend to try their hardest to obtain only certain jobs. Their preferred occupations include anything where they are in a position of power, which they get usually by blowing the manager, then projectile-vomiting their imaginary supremacy in everyone's faces. When confronted with their awful behavior, their last argument is always "ITS JUST BECAUSE UR JEALOUS!!!".

	==Causes==		==Causes==
	From the little research that has been done on the causes of slutty personality disorder the most common theory is that the little whores were [[rape\|abused]] as children in one way or another.		From the little research that has been done on the causes of slutty personality disorder, the most common theory is that the little whores were [[rape\|abused]] as children in one way or another. Another theory is that their parents were negligent cunts that failed to pay any sort of meaningful attention to their spawn and then doing nothing to correct the ultimately, unabashedly sluttish behavior the HPD-afflicted exhibit as early as 10.

	==Examples==		==Examples==

imported>Vladimir Putitin: Kimberly Dawn Champion from Portland, OR is histrionic AND she farts on cakes for attention

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Kimberly Dawn Champion from Portland, OR is histrionic AND she farts on cakes for attention

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	==Causes==		==Causes==
	From the little research that has been done on the causes of slutty personality disorder the most common theory is that the little whores were [[rape\|abused]] as children in one way or another.		From the little research that has been done on the causes of slutty personality disorder the most common theory is that the little whores were [[rape\|abused]] as children in one way or another.

			==Examples==
			Mufasa from YouTube
			Kimberly Champion (="Kim Champ) from Portland, Oregon
	==Treatment==		==Treatment==
	Outside of [[an hero\|crossing the River Styx]] there is currently no treatment for HPD. Drugs don't help and group therapy only gives them another platform to show off their [[unwarranted self importance\|extremely interesting and unique personalities]]. Due to this unfortunate circumstance they continue to infest the [[tube]]s and clog them with their beautiful selves.		Outside of [[an hero\|crossing the River Styx]] there is currently no treatment for HPD. Drugs don't help and group therapy only gives them another platform to show off their [[unwarranted self importance\|extremely interesting and unique personalities]]. Due to this unfortunate circumstance they continue to infest the [[tube]]s and clog them with their beautiful selves.

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	From the little research that has been done on the causes of slutty personality disorder the most common theory is that the little whores were [[rape\|abused]] as children in one way or another.		From the little research that has been done on the causes of slutty personality disorder the most common theory is that the little whores were [[rape\|abused]] as children in one way or another.
	==Treatment==		==Treatment==
	Outside of [[an hero\|crossing the River ~~Stix~~]] there is currently no treatment for HPD. Drugs don't help and group therapy only gives them another platform to show off their [[unwarranted self importance\|extremely interesting and unique personalities]]. Due to this unfortunate circumstance they continue to infest the [[tube]]s and clog them with their beautiful selves.		Outside of [[an hero\|crossing the River Styx]] there is currently no treatment for HPD. Drugs don't help and group therapy only gives them another platform to show off their [[unwarranted self importance\|extremely interesting and unique personalities]]. Due to this unfortunate circumstance they continue to infest the [[tube]]s and clog them with their beautiful selves.

	==See Also==		==See Also==

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'''Histrionic personality disorder''' (HPD) is the medical diagnosis given to people who are such enormous [[attention whore]]s that they cannot properly function in society. The illness generally includes enormous [[slut]]s who never shut the fuck up and never leave you alone. HPD sufferers are a plague on the [[internets]], accounting for every annoying whore on [[YouTube]] and spamming every [[4chan]] board with [[shit]]ty pictures of themsleves.

HPD sufferers are almost always women and in the past have experienced jocular receptions to their behavior such as that time Americans decided to burn witches. In the past it was also common practice to cut the [[clitoris|clit]]s off promiscuous women, because as we all know, [[sex]]ual pleasure is only for men. Those Krazy Kristians also had fun with these girls, diagnosing them as ''possessed by [[demon]]s'' and sentencing them to fiery fiery [[Cwc#Sex_Tape|Hell]].

==Symptoms==
People with HPD tend to be completely over the top, clinging to family, friends and lovers like [[New Zealand|shit to a sheep's ass]]. When they are inevitably rejected for being the pains in the ass they are, they will go [[batshit crazy]] and do anything to get attention including falsely threatening [[suicide]]. Any type of rejection will make them cry a river of [[emo]] tears, blame it on someone else and go fuck a bunch of random strangers.

They also tend to try their hardest to obtain only certain jobs. Their preferred occupations include anything where they are in a position of power, which they get just to swank their prosperities, vomiting their imaginary supremacy in everyone's faces. When confronted with their awful behavior, their last argument is always "ITS JUST BECAUSE UR JEALOUS!!!".

==Causes==
From the little research that has been done on the causes of slutty personality disorder the most common theory is that the little whores were [[rape|abused]] as children in one way or another.
==Treatment==
Outside of [[an hero|crossing the River Stix]] there is currently no treatment for HPD. Drugs don't help and group therapy only gives them another platform to show off their [[unwarranted self importance|extremely interesting and unique personalities]]. Due to this unfortunate circumstance they continue to infest the [[tube]]s and clog them with their beautiful selves.

==See Also==
*[[Attention whore]]
*[[Paris Hilton]]

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[[Category:Abnormal Psych]]

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	*[[Attention whore]]		*[[Attention whore]]
			*[[Chessy Prout liar]]
	*[[Paris Hilton]]		*[[Paris Hilton]]

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