Heterosexual - Revision history

imported>Glitchedblood at 05:28, 30 November 2022

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imported>Glitchedblood at 05:28, 30 November 2022

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	*Jealousy of [[homosexuals]]		*Jealousy of [[homosexuals]]
	*Will go to any lengths to deny their love for the cock		*Will go to any lengths to deny their love for the cock
			*Chronically masturbate every day.

	Females:		Females:

imported>Failman2 at 07:31, 22 January 2022

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			{{Disease}}

	[[Category: Subcultures]]		[[Category: Subcultures]]

imported>AlGore: /* Results of heterosexual intercourse */

2017-05-08T23:28:25Z

Results of heterosexual intercourse

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	== Results of heterosexual intercourse ==		== Results of heterosexual intercourse ==
			[[File:Straight Community.jpg\|thumb\|right\|So totally [[not gay]]~]]

	# You get a screaming bundle of joy, instead of that bitchin' Camaro, motorcycle, or pretty much anything else that's awesome.		# You get a screaming bundle of joy, instead of that bitchin' Camaro, motorcycle, or pretty much anything else that's awesome.

imported>Schnitzel: /* Males */

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Males

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	=== Males ===		=== Males ===
	Just a warning out to you heterosexual gents: women put on a bunch of make-up and will give amazing head on every date you go on with them prior to marriage. Don't be surprised when a couple days after you say "I do", she's won and will change drastically in both [[~~gremlin~~\|appearance and behavior]]. By the way, if you guys thought you were getting someone out of your league on your wedding day, you're sadly mistaken. That would be make-up, doing wonders. Little known fact: physically speaking, women age faster than men.[http://www.livescience.com/health/061003_women_skin.html]		Just a warning out to you heterosexual gents: [[women]] put on a bunch of make-up and will give amazing [[blowjob\|head]] on every date you go on with them prior to marriage. Don't be surprised when a couple days after you say "I do", she's won and will change drastically in both [[ugly\|appearance]] and behavior. By the way, if you guys thought you were getting someone out of your league on your wedding day, you're sadly mistaken. That would be make-up, doing wonders. Little known fact: physically speaking, women age faster than men.[http://www.livescience.com/health/061003_women_skin.html]

	=== Females ===		=== Females ===

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware: /* Results of heterosexual intercourse */

2016-01-02T03:35:45Z

Results of heterosexual intercourse

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	The heterosexual male tries to find a way to [[partial unbirthing\|return to the womb by exploring a woman's vagina]]. In addition to this subconscious wish for incest, heterosexual men have a greater propensity for rape, domestic abuse, and pedophilia than fags. Rape and abuse are the straight man's way of saying "I love you".		The heterosexual male tries to find a way to [[partial unbirthing\|return to the womb by exploring a woman's vagina]]. In addition to this subconscious wish for incest, heterosexual men have a greater propensity for rape, domestic abuse, and pedophilia than fags. Rape and abuse are the straight man's way of saying "I love you".

	==Results of heterosexual intercourse==		== Results of heterosexual intercourse ==
	~~1. You get a screaming bundle of joy, instead of that bitchin' Camaro, motorcycle, or pretty much anything else awesome~~

	2. For the male, there is the constant presence of [[Snooki\|a fugly, potbellied pregnant lady constantly eating pickles]], who's never gonna regain the figure she had before pregnancy.		# You get a screaming bundle of joy, instead of that bitchin' Camaro, motorcycle, or pretty much anything else that's awesome.
			# For the male, there is the constant presence of [[Snooki\|a fugly, potbellied pregnant lady constantly eating pickles]], who's never gonna regain the figure she had before pregnancy.
	3. A near year of stressors that age you physically. Denial of secks, and the male having to do a bunch of extra work for the female who will have her own list of burdens to struggle through, such as waddling around like a fat duck who can barely support herself.		# A near year of stressors that age you physically. Denial of secks, and the male having to do a bunch of extra work for the female who will have her own list of burdens to struggle through, such as waddling around like a fat duck who can barely support herself.
			# Cleaning diapers. There's going to be a whole lot of lemonade/fudge play going on among heterosexual parents.
	4. Cleaning diapers. There's going to be a whole lot of lemonade/fudge play going on among heterosexual parents.		# No sleep whatsoever, only the bloodcurdling screams from the baby. A screeching baby that transforms into an annoying toddler; an annoying toddler that transforms into a bratty adolescent; a bratty adolescent that transforms into a crackhead teen; a crackhead teen that transforms into a dependent young adult who will still be living off of you until age 30, at which point (s)he will put your elderly ass in a nursing home.

	5. No sleep whatsoever, only the bloodcurdling screams from the baby. A screeching baby that transforms into an annoying toddler; an annoying toddler that transforms into a bratty adolescent; a bratty adolescent that transforms into a crackhead teen; a crackhead teen that transforms into a dependent young adult who will still be living off of you until age 30, at which point (s)he will put your elderly ass in a nursing home.

	==Comments often made by heterosexuals ==		==Comments often made by heterosexuals ==

imported>Chocice: /* Identifying Heterosexuals */

2015-10-26T22:58:57Z

Identifying Heterosexuals

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	[[Image:Breeders.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Heteros? With hair like that? [[Bitch, please]].]]		[[Image:Breeders.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Heteros? With hair like that? [[Bitch, please]].]]
	[[File:Ugly chick vag.jpg\|thumb\|If this doesn't make your dick twitch,you are [[not]] a heterosexual.]]		[[File:Ugly chick vag.jpg\|thumb\|If this doesn't make your dick twitch,you are [[not]] a heterosexual.]]
	Males:		Males:
			*if above 25, they have not gotten laid in quite some time
	*General [[Faux News\|ignorance]]		*General [[Faux News\|ignorance]]
	*Mindless personalities that match their monotone "I'm a dude" voices.		*Mindless [[non existant\|personalities]] that match their monotone "I'm a dude" voices.
	*<s>A [[chav]], [[douchebag]], or [[guido]].</s> All closet cases.		*<s>A [[chav]], [[douchebag]], or [[guido]].</s> All closet cases.
	*Avoidance of child support		*Avoidance of child support.
	*Unsafe around little girls.		*Unsafe around little girls.
	*Finds [[Dane Cook]] funny.		*Finds [[Dane Cook]] funny.
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	*If all else fails, stick a [[cock]] [[in the ass\|in his ass]]. If he has an irrational violent response, he's probably a heterosexual.		*If all else fails, stick a [[cock]] [[in the ass\|in his ass]]. If he has an irrational violent response, he's probably a heterosexual.
	*If he responds favorably: heterosexuality is equally probable.		*If he responds favorably: heterosexuality is equally probable.
			*Jealousy of [[homosexuals]]
			*Will go to any lengths to deny their love for the cock

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	Both:		Both:
	*Will go to any lengths to deny their love for the cock
	*Have complexes		*Have complexes
	*Unstable when angry, and tend to bitch slap		*Unstable when angry, and tend to bitch slap

imported>Chocice: /* Results of heterosexual intercourse */

2015-10-26T22:50:15Z

Results of heterosexual intercourse

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	==Results of heterosexual intercourse==		==Results of heterosexual intercourse==
	1. You get a ~~[[something you dont want\|~~screaming bundle of joy]], instead of that bitchin' Camaro, motorcycle, or pretty much anything else awesome		1. You get a screaming bundle of joy, instead of that bitchin' Camaro, motorcycle, or pretty much anything else awesome

	2. For the male, there is the constant presence of [[Snooki\|a fugly, potbellied pregnant lady constantly eating pickles]], who's never gonna regain the figure she had before pregnancy.		2. For the male, there is the constant presence of [[Snooki\|a fugly, potbellied pregnant lady constantly eating pickles]], who's never gonna regain the figure she had before pregnancy.

imported>Chocice: /* Results of heterosexual intercourse */

2015-10-26T22:49:11Z

Results of heterosexual intercourse

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	==Results of heterosexual intercourse==		==Results of heterosexual intercourse==
	1. You get a screaming bundle of joy, instead of that bitchin' Camaro, motorcycle, or pretty much anything else awesome		1. You get a [[something you dont want\|screaming bundle of joy]], instead of that bitchin' Camaro, motorcycle, or pretty much anything else awesome

	2. For the male, there is the constant presence of [[Snooki\|a fugly, potbellied pregnant lady constantly eating pickles]], who's never gonna regain the figure she had before pregnancy.		2. For the male, there is the constant presence of [[Snooki\|a fugly, potbellied pregnant lady constantly eating pickles]], who's never gonna regain the figure she had before pregnancy.

imported>Oddguy: /* See Also */

2015-05-26T14:52:13Z

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