Hello Kitty - Revision history

Paul in the Mall at 18:18, 23 November 2025

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	'''Hello Kitty''' was created by Sanrio, a [[Japan]]ese company created solely to be an outlet for desperate [[16 year old girl\|young women]] to recover some semblance of [[virginity\|innocence]]. Those who actually find Hello Kitty to be an enjoyable, lovable character need to be euthanized post-haste.		'''Hello Kitty''' was created by [[Sanrio]], a [[Japan]]ese company created solely to be an outlet for desperate [[16 year old girl\|young women]] to recover some semblance of [[virginity\|innocence]]. Those who actually find Hello Kitty to be an enjoyable, lovable character need to be euthanized post-haste.

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	* Badtz-Maru: a Troll-penguin hybrid marketed to edgy teens and [[13-year-old boy\|skater]] [[boi]]s.		* Badtz-Maru: a Troll-penguin hybrid marketed to edgy teens and [[13-year-old boy\|skater]] [[boi]]s.
	* Charmmy Kitty: A pet cat [[slave\|owned by Hello Kitty]]. Don't think about it too hard...		* Charmmy Kitty: A pet cat [[slave\|owned by Hello Kitty]]. Don't think about it too hard...
	* Landry: A [[~~shota~~\|little boy raccoon]] ~~who loves~~ [[~~blowjob~~\|eating sausages]] and hanging out in the bath tub.		* Landry: A [[Shotacon\|little boy]] [[Furfag\|raccoon]] [[Boku No Pico\|who loves eating sausages and hanging out in the bath tub.]]
	* Wish me mell: A care bear knockoff that hides this fact by being a rabbit		* Wish me mell: A care bear knockoff that hides this fact by being a rabbit
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	[[Women]]. Oh, and [[gay\|men who think they are women]]. It starts innocently, just like the true story above. A pair of socks with the evil feline's face, a pink bow on a [[Christmas]] ornament, or perhaps some suspiciously pink lipstick make it into her bag.		[[Women]]. Oh, and [[gay\|men who think they are women]]. It starts innocently, just like the true story above. A pair of socks with the evil feline's face, a pink bow on a [[Christmas]] ornament, or perhaps some suspiciously pink lipstick make it into her bag.

	If she's [[Wapanese]] it's the fascination with [[Japan]] that gets her started. Or maybe she's a [[fat]], hog-ugly unfuckable attempting to be [[kawaii]] bu adding poorly drawn bow-wearing felines to her clothing. There's also the few [[pedobear\|creepy uncles]] who like to give Hello Kitty as gifts to his "[[rape\|extra SPECIAL]] little [[loli\|girl]]".		If she's [[Wapanese]] it's the fascination with [[Japan]] that gets her started. Or maybe she's a [[fat]], hog-ugly unfuckable attempting to be [[kawaii]] by adding poorly drawn bow-wearing felines to her clothing. There's also the few [[pedobear\|creepy uncles]] who like to give Hello Kitty as gifts to his "[[rape\|extra SPECIAL]] little [[loli\|girl]]".

	Then she goes, "I already have one and like it, what's the harm of one more?"		Then she goes, "I already have one and like it, what's the harm of one more?"

	Since Sanrio makes everything under the sun with Hello Kitty on it this quickly spirals into Hello Kitty everything! Hello kitty dolls line the walls. Hello kitty is on her shirt, pants, shoes, socks, bra, panties, and contact lenses (yes, [http://www.kittyhell.com/2012/10/02/free-hello-kitty-contact-lenses-giveaway/ those are real]). You go to the bathroom and there's Hello Kitty toilet paper next to the hello kitty toilet and suspiciously feline soap on the edge of the now pink sink. She tries to be sexy and brings out the Hello Kitty ~~lengerie~~, vibrator, and condoms.		Since Sanrio makes everything under the sun with Hello Kitty on it this quickly spirals into Hello Kitty everything! Hello kitty dolls line the walls. Hello kitty is on her shirt, pants, shoes, socks, bra, panties, and contact lenses (yes, [http://www.kittyhell.com/2012/10/02/free-hello-kitty-contact-lenses-giveaway/ those are real]). You go to the bathroom and there's Hello Kitty toilet paper next to the hello kitty toilet and suspiciously feline soap on the edge of the now pink sink. She tries to be sexy and brings out the Hello Kitty lingerie, vibrator, and condoms.

	No sane person can stand Hello Kitty Hell for long so the woman quickly finds herself alone as her man will leave her and her sane friends will quietly avoid her at all times. It's a special form of self-imposed [[furfag]] isolation done to protect the world from the now infected "fan".		No sane person can stand Hello Kitty Hell for long so the woman quickly finds herself alone as her man will leave her and her sane friends will quietly avoid her at all times. It's a special form of self-imposed [[furfag]] isolation done to protect the world from the now infected "fan".
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	You would think [[Comic-Con]], the bastion of [[virgin]] [[basement-dweller\|male nerds]] would be immune from the evil feline's influence. You thought wrong. In the 2013 San Diego Comic-Con she had her own special booth area called "Hello Kitty [[tramp\|Fashion]] [[Music]] [[Drugs\|Wonderland]]". In a shocking display of eye-rape it was bright fucking neon pink with neon blue stripes and had Hello kitty looking especially trashy in a neon [[J-Pop\|J-pop Idol]] outfit with fake pony tails, face makeup, and an especially ugly polkadotted bow. The booth was marked "Kitty Chan Secret Space", and should have remained a secret. Sadly, the fans found out through heavy marketing Via the Sanrio website and many unfortunate men were made to wait hours in line to go through hello Kitty Hell, only to end up with especially gaudy cat-shaped crap and an empty wallet as his only reward.		You would think [[Comic-Con]], the bastion of [[virgin]] [[basement-dweller\|male nerds]] would be immune from the evil feline's influence. You thought wrong. In the 2013 San Diego Comic-Con she had her own special booth area called "Hello Kitty [[tramp\|Fashion]] [[Music]] [[Drugs\|Wonderland]]". In a shocking display of eye-rape it was bright fucking neon pink with neon blue stripes and had Hello kitty looking especially trashy in a neon [[J-Pop\|J-pop Idol]] outfit with fake pony tails, face makeup, and an especially ugly polkadotted bow. The booth was marked "Kitty Chan Secret Space", and should have remained a secret. Sadly, the fans found out through heavy marketing Via the Sanrio website and many unfortunate men were made to wait hours in line to go through hello Kitty Hell, only to end up with especially gaudy cat-shaped crap and an empty wallet as his only reward.

	Making things even worse for anyone with sanity left, this was an expanded booth: Sanrio rented out the ~~newarby~~ "Petco Park" to host even more Hello Kitty crap, calling it an "interactive zone". Of course this space, too, was used to heavily market Sanrio products like their brand new graphic novel "Hello Kitty Fashion Music Wonderland". The products were peddled by Japanese women well past their prime in gaudy J-pop style dresses and way too much makeup that called themselves Hello Kitty's "[[Loli]]ta Friends". This so far off the mark of an actual [[Loli]] that somewhere, if you listen closely, you can still hear the echoes of [[Pedobear]]'s screams. There were also the obligatory [[Fursuit\|Hello Kitty Mascots]] wandering around, frightening small children and giving furries something else to masturbate to.		Making things even worse for anyone with sanity left, this was an expanded booth: Sanrio rented out the nearby "Petco Park" to host even more Hello Kitty crap, calling it an "interactive zone". Of course this space, too, was used to heavily market Sanrio products like their brand new graphic novel "Hello Kitty Fashion Music Wonderland". The products were peddled by Japanese women well past their prime in gaudy J-pop style dresses and way too much makeup that called themselves Hello Kitty's "[[Loli]]ta Friends". This so far off the mark of an actual [[Loli]] that somewhere, if you listen closely, you can still hear the echoes of [[Pedobear]]'s screams. There were also the obligatory [[Fursuit\|Hello Kitty Mascots]] wandering around, frightening small children and giving furries something else to masturbate to.

	Hello Kitty not only had her own expanded booth area, she also is going to be teaming up with DC comics to ruin such famous male staples as [[Batman]], [[Wonder Woman]], and [[Superman]] with her very special [[feminist\|Girl Power]] comic books.		Hello Kitty not only had her own expanded booth area, she also is going to be teaming up with DC comics to ruin such famous male staples as [[Batman]], [[Wonder Woman]], and [[Superman]] with her very special [[feminist\|Girl Power]] comic books.

	This will naturally cause men already beleaguered by the money-grubbing feline much distress as the Girlfriend will pick up the comic, claim she is now "totally into comics, which is like your comics, so this makes it OK". Saying that having a vague parallel to actual comics not made to whore out for more [[Jew gold]] is just an attempt to have more argument ammo so she can use "having the same hobby as you" as an excuse to buy even more overpriced, gaudy cat with a bow on it crap. Of course this will lead to more arguments and further speed up the natural process of everyone leaving the Hello Kitty fan alone to stew among other fans. In the end, the only winner is Sanrio.		This will naturally cause men already beleaguered by the money-grubbing feline much distress as the Girlfriend will pick up the comic, claim she is now "totally into comics, which are like your comics, so this makes it OK". Saying that having a vague parallel to actual comics not made to whore out for more [[Jew gold]] is just an attempt to have more argument ammo so she can use "having the same hobby as you" as an excuse to buy even more overpriced, gaudy cat with a bow on it crap. Of course this will lead to more arguments and further speed up the natural process of everyone leaving the Hello Kitty fan alone to stew among other fans. In the end, the only winner is Sanrio.

	==Sanrio's Statement To Its Fans==		==Sanrio's Statement To Its Fans==

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2014-06-20T21:38:03Z

I dunno where to put that yellow thing.

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imported>Killerratte: I dunno where to put that yellow thing.

2014-06-20T21:38:03Z

I dunno where to put that yellow thing.

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