Hawaii - Revision history

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	[[File:MauiRapist.gif\|thumb\|left\|[[Pervert\|Average]] Maui citizen]]		[[File:MauiRapist.gif\|thumb\|left\|[[Pervert\|Average]] Maui citizen]]
	*'''Big Island''': The most recognized island in all of Hawaii. It also contains a volcano which erupted in 2018 and 2020, but is still completely overrun by centipedes.
	*'''Kauai''':Another Hawaiian island with a [[~~Weeb~~]] alike name.		*'''Big Island''': The most recognized island in all of Hawaii. It is the biggest island and the second most important in this archipelago. It also contains a volcano which erupted in 2018 and 2020, but is still completely overrun by centipedes.

			*'''Kauai''':Another Hawaiian island with a [[Japan\|japanese]] alike name. Kauai is an island made of Reserve parks and volcanos.

	*'''Lanai''':This small piece of land, contains two ships stranded on the shores.		*'''Lanai''':This small piece of land, contains two ships stranded on the shores.

	*'''Maui''':An uninteresting island. In 2005, an unknown granny rapist [[Ben Moynihan\|assaulted 3 grannies]] during summer and in August 2023, Maui suffered 3 fires killing a huge amount of people.		*'''Maui''':An uninteresting island. In 2005, an unknown granny rapist [[Ben Moynihan\|assaulted 3 grannies]] during summer and in August 2023, Maui suffered 3 fires killing a huge amount of people.

	*'''Molokai''':A very abandoned island, also overrun by centipedes. [[Chloe Sagal]] considered a night hike on the island but went with the more painless method of burning to death.		*'''Molokai''':A very abandoned island, also overrun by centipedes. [[Chloe Sagal]] considered a night hike on the island but went with the more painless method of burning to death.

	*'''Niihau''': A very desolate island. Almost nobody is allowed on this island except one family that has owned the island since [[Last Thursday]].		*'''Niihau''': A very desolate island. Almost nobody is allowed on this island except one family that has owned the island since [[Last Thursday]].
	*'''Oahu''':The most important island in all of Hawaii, it contains the capital. Here the attack of Pearl Harbor occurred and, like Lanai, has wrecked ships. '''Not''' overrun by centipedes thanks to frequent use of DDT and napalm.
			*'''Kahoolawe''': This island has only beaches and heliports, but no cities or towns. Even Niihau had a town, although is almost isolated.

			*'''Oahu''':The most important island in all of Hawaii, it contains the capital. Here the attack of Pearl Harbor occurred and, like Lanai, has wrecked ships. '''Not''' overrun by centipedes thanks to frequent use of DDT and napalm

	==Insects==		==Insects==

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	[[File:MauiRapist.gif\|thumb\|left\|[[Pervert\|Average]] Maui citizen]]		[[File:MauiRapist.gif\|thumb\|left\|[[Pervert\|Average]] Maui citizen]]
	*'''Big Island''': The most recognized island in all of Hawaii. It also contains a volcano which erupted in 2018 and 2020, but is still completely overrun by centipedes.		*'''Big Island''': The most recognized island in all of Hawaii. It also contains a volcano which erupted in 2018 and 2020, but is still completely overrun by centipedes.
	*'''Kauai''':Another Hawaiian island ~~that no one cares about~~.		*'''Kauai''':Another Hawaiian island with a [[Weeb]] alike name.
	*'''Lanai''':This small piece of land, contains two ships stranded on the shores.		*'''Lanai''':This small piece of land, contains two ships stranded on the shores.
	*'''Maui''':An uninteresting island, in August 2023 it suffered 3 fires.		*'''Maui''':An uninteresting island. In 2005, an unknown granny rapist [[Ben Moynihan\|assaulted 3 grannies]] during summer and in August 2023, Maui suffered 3 fires killing a huge amount of people.
	*'''Molokai''':A very abandoned island, also overrun by centipedes. [[Chloe Sagal]] considered a night hike on the island but went with the more painless method of burning to death.		*'''Molokai''':A very abandoned island, also overrun by centipedes. [[Chloe Sagal]] considered a night hike on the island but went with the more painless method of burning to death.
	*'''Niihau''': A very desolate island. Almost nobody is allowed on this island except one family that has owned the island since [[Last Thursday]].		*'''Niihau''': A very desolate island. Almost nobody is allowed on this island except one family that has owned the island since [[Last Thursday]].

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	This is a short list of some of the islands of Hawaii, (classified by alphabet)		This is a short list of some of the islands of Hawaii, (classified by alphabet)

			[[File:MauiRapist.gif\|thumb\|left\|[[Pervert\|Average]] Maui citizen]]
	*'''Big Island''': The most recognized island in all of Hawaii. It also contains a volcano which erupted in 2018 and 2020, but is still completely overrun by centipedes.		*'''Big Island''': The most recognized island in all of Hawaii. It also contains a volcano which erupted in 2018 and 2020, but is still completely overrun by centipedes.
	*'''Kauai''':Another Hawaiian island that no one cares about.		*'''Kauai''':Another Hawaiian island that no one cares about.

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	== History ==		== History ==
	[[At least 100 years ago]], some polynesian ass rapists settled on the insect infested islands that are today known as Hawaii. They primarily lived in small chiefdoms until some shithead named '''Kamehameha I''' pwned everyone and created the '''Kingdom of Hawaii'''. In 1778, some asshat captain named James Cook arrived in Hawaii and named them [[Facepalm\|"the Sandwich Islands"]]. Kamehameha ruled over Hawaii until he died in 1819. In 1849 The French invaded Hawaii and decided to fuck shit up in Honolulu for a few weeks because catholics in Hawaii were butthurt over not having enough rights to practice their shitty excuse for a religion, but they [[Ragequit\|gave up and went home]] because nobody cared. The Kingdom of Hawaii existed until 1893 when [[Americunts]] showed up and [[Permabanned\|overthrew]] '''Queen Liliʻuokalani''' in a coup and [[v&\|arrested]] her, Replacing her with some fag named Sanford Dole whose family was of Dole Food Company fame, [[srsly]]. After permabanning Hawaii's monarchy, Hawaii was annexed as [[American]] territory in 1898 which caused ~~her~~ much butthurt that lasted until she died in 1917. Lili [[Ban evasion\|tried to restore Hawaii's monarchy]] multiple times but [[fail\|failed]] because her controller was broken, Which many [[Injuns\|Native Hawaiians]] are still butthurt about to this day.		[[At least 100 years ago]], some polynesian ass rapists settled on the insect infested islands that are today known as Hawaii. They primarily lived in small chiefdoms until some shithead named '''Kamehameha I''' pwned everyone and created the '''Kingdom of Hawaii'''. In 1778, some asshat captain named James Cook arrived in Hawaii and named them [[Facepalm\|"the Sandwich Islands"]]. Kamehameha ruled over Hawaii until he died in 1819. In 1849 The French invaded Hawaii and decided to fuck shit up in Honolulu for a few weeks because catholics in Hawaii were butthurt over not having enough rights to practice their shitty excuse for a religion, but they [[Ragequit\|gave up and went home]] because nobody cared. The Kingdom of Hawaii existed until 1893 when [[Americunts]] showed up and [[Permabanned\|overthrew]] '''Queen Liliʻuokalani''' in a coup and [[v&\|arrested]] her, Replacing her with some fag named Sanford Dole whose family was of Dole Food Company fame, [[srsly]]. After permabanning Hawaii's monarchy, Hawaii was annexed as [[American]] territory in 1898 which caused the now former queen much butthurt that lasted until she died in 1917. Lili [[Ban evasion\|tried to restore Hawaii's monarchy]] multiple times but [[fail\|failed]] because her controller was broken, Which many [[Injuns\|Native Hawaiians]] are still butthurt about to this day.

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	== History ==		== History ==
	[[At least 100 years ago]], some polynesian ass rapists settled on the insect infested islands that are today known as Hawaii. They primarily lived in small chiefdoms until some shithead named '''Kamehameha I''' pwned everyone ~~and made himself King of Hawaii~~ and created the '''Kingdom of Hawaii'''. In 1778 some asshat captain named James Cook arrived in Hawaii and named them [[Facepalm\|"the Sandwich Islands"]]. Kamehameha ruled over Hawaii until he died in 1819. In 1849 The French invaded Hawaii and decided to fuck shit up in Honolulu for a few weeks because catholics in Hawaii were butthurt over not having enough rights to practice their shitty excuse for a religion, but they gave up and went home because nobody cared. The Kingdom of Hawaii existed until 1893 when [[Americunts]] ~~came to Hawaii~~ and [[~~Perma-banned~~\|overthrew]] '''Queen Liliʻuokalani''' in a coup and [[~~party~~ v&]] her, Replacing her with some fag named Sanford Dole whose family was of Dole Food Company fame, [[srsly]]. After permabanning ~~the~~ monarchy, ~~America~~ annexed ~~Hawaii~~ as ~~its own territory in 1898 which gave Queen Lili a major case of~~ [[~~BAWtism\|BAWWWtism~~]] which lasted until she died in 1917~~, She was so butthurt in fact that [[Wikipedia:Hawaii's Story by Hawaii's Queen\|she wrote an entire book about it]]~~. Lili [[Ban evasion\|tried to restore Hawaii's monarchy]] ~~many~~ times but failed because her controller was broken, Which many [[Injuns\|Native Hawaiians]] are still butthurt about to this day.		[[At least 100 years ago]], some polynesian ass rapists settled on the insect infested islands that are today known as Hawaii. They primarily lived in small chiefdoms until some shithead named '''Kamehameha I''' pwned everyone and created the '''Kingdom of Hawaii'''. In 1778, some asshat captain named James Cook arrived in Hawaii and named them [[Facepalm\|"the Sandwich Islands"]]. Kamehameha ruled over Hawaii until he died in 1819. In 1849 The French invaded Hawaii and decided to fuck shit up in Honolulu for a few weeks because catholics in Hawaii were butthurt over not having enough rights to practice their shitty excuse for a religion, but they [[Ragequit\|gave up and went home]] because nobody cared. The Kingdom of Hawaii existed until 1893 when [[Americunts]] showed up and [[Permabanned\|overthrew]] '''Queen Liliʻuokalani''' in a coup and [[v&\|arrested]] her, Replacing her with some fag named Sanford Dole whose family was of Dole Food Company fame, [[srsly]]. After permabanning Hawaii's monarchy, Hawaii was annexed as [[American]] territory in 1898 which caused her much butthurt that lasted until she died in 1917. Lili [[Ban evasion\|tried to restore Hawaii's monarchy]] multiple times but [[fail\|failed]] because her controller was broken, Which many [[Injuns\|Native Hawaiians]] are still butthurt about to this day.

	In 1941, The Japs attacked [[Pearl Harbor]] by kamikazeing into it, America enacted its revenge by [[BALEETED\|BALEETING]] the Japanese cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki with the nukes they spent so long working on. In 1959, Hawaii and [[Alaska]] officially became states ~~of the [[Jewnited States of Americunts]]~~.
			In 1941, The [[Japs]] attacked [[Pearl Harbor]] by kamikazeing into it, America enacted its revenge by [[BALEETED\|BALEETING]] the Japanese cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki with the nukes they spent so long working on. In 1959, Hawaii and [[Alaska]] officially became states.

	== Just In Case You're Japanese And Want Pearl Harbor 2 Point O ==		== Just In Case You're Japanese And Want Pearl Harbor 2 Point O ==

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